"As soon as this kid ran, I panicked, and immediately went out to find a hotel to live in, I thought it was okay now, but I didn't expect that in the middle of the night I felt someone blowing cool air on my face, and when I opened my eyes, Mom, I almost burped, and a female ghost with long hair was lying on top of me, face to face with me!"

Speaking of this, Mangzi unconsciously shuddered, settled down, and then continued: "Lao Chen, if you want to say let me cut someone, I'm not scared at all, but this thing is not the same thing as us, I ...... I'm scared to death......"

"Think about it, is the female ghost you saw someone you knew before?"

Mangzi's head shook into a rattle: "I was frightened at the time, how dare I look at her face, 'whoo' throat I got into the quilt and covered my head, and I trembled in it until dawn before I dared to come out, the cold sweat soaked the sheets of the hotel, the waiter didn't pee on me, let me pay fifty yuan, and when this matter is over, I must go to ask for an explanation......"

As soon as I heard it, I was happy with a "poof".

As soon as I was happy, Mangzi stared at him like a cow's egg: "I said, don't believe it, what I said is true." In the past, the dogs in our building didn't want to see me, and when they saw me, they all bit me, but now they are like three grandsons, holding their tails and running. People say that dogs have psychic eyes and can see ghosts, so they must have noticed something wrong with me. ”

"I believe that you are haunted by a ghost, but she didn't harm you, so she shouldn't be a demon. Otherwise, you can follow the ghost wherever you go, you live with me directly tonight, if the ghost dares to come, I will catch her and ask why she is pestering you, if she has any requirements, we will handle it for her, and it will be okay to send her away. ”

After listening to me, Mangzi's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "I think so too, is this the same as what the hero sees?" I brought all my luggage. ”

With that, he stood up, went out, took out three suitcases of different sizes from the trunk, carried them with tows, and entered the store unceremoniously.

This is going to stay here for a long time!

After he asked where the bedroom was, he moved his things upstairs and said, "I thought about it before I called you today, and if you still don't answer, I'll go find a temple to stay for the night." ”

"It's a good thing you didn't go, if you did, I'm afraid it wouldn't be a ghost." I ruthlessly shattered his good wishes.

"What do you mean?" He stopped at the stairs and asked me with a puzzled expression.

"Do you think the temple is full of kind old monks? What you don't know is that the yin qi in the temple is very heavy, and it is a channel to communicate with the human world and ghosts and gods, connecting the two worlds of yin and yang, that is, the intersection of the two worlds. There is an old saying that you should have heard, it is like this, 'There are not a few ghosts in a temple who die'. This is because Buddhism purifies sentient beings, so many ghosts gather in the temple to wait for excess, and the bigger the temple, the more ghosts there are. So, it's better for you to go to that place less. ”

Mangzi was stunned by my remarks, and after a long time, he seemed to have an understanding, wiped a cold sweat and said: "No wonder the scholars who rushed to take the exam in ancient times were haunted by ghosts in the temple." ”

After saying that, he went upstairs with a frightened face.

Without further ado, I asked him to share a room with me to make it easier to catch ghosts.

Who knew that this thing had the problem of sleeping naked, and when I arrived at my house, I didn't pay attention to it, and as soon as I entered the bedroom, I stripped myself of a pair of pants.

As soon as I took off my clothes, I looked at his sleek body and was directly stunned.

He was taken aback by my eyes, clasped his arms tightly, looked at me with a wary face, and asked, "Lao Chen, what do you want to do?" ”

Fuck your uncle, what do you think of me?

Looking at him like a bear, I scoffed and quipped, "With your big tattoo, I can't do anything if I want to." ”

As I spoke, I circled around him several times and looked at the tattoos on his body.

This reckless man doesn't know what to think, he has a lot of bells and whistles tattooed on his body, a green dragon tattooed on his left arm, a white tiger tattooed on his right arm, a red bird on his chest, needless to say on his back, you should be able to guess that it is naturally a Xuanwu.

Seeing that I had been staring at his tattoo, he clenched his fists, puffed out his biceps and asked, "What's going on?" This tattoo is domineering, isn't it? ”

I nodded: "Domineering." ”

Hearing my affirmative answer, Mangzi became happy, and laughed: "You also go to the whole one, you Taoist priests worship immortals, right?" You went to tattoo Tai Bai Xing, Erlang God or something, I will introduce you to the master, the tattoo master's skills are not ordinarily good. You look at the tattoo I saw, it's lifelike......"

Ignoring this blind nonsense, I frowned and asked, "Where did you get this tattoo?" Why do you want to tattoo the four divine beasts? ”

"Hey, don't you Taoist priests often say: the left green dragon, the right white tiger, the front Vermilion Bird, the back Xuanwu, the old cow is on the waist, people block killing, Buddha blocks killing Buddha? We are mixed on the road, all day long with swords and blood, tattooing this picture is auspicious, take a good momentum. ”

I was really convinced, and the whole bottle didn't make a sound, half of the bottle swayed, and asked, "Which god told you this?" It is true that Taoism has this saying, but this is used in the feng shui of Xinyang house. ”

Mangzi said without thinking: "What the tattoo master said, he also asked me to take the time to tattoo an 'old cow' on my waist again, but I didn't have time to go during this time. ”

I looked at him and said, "I'm glad you didn't spare the effort, if you had the effort to tattoo the old cow, it would be more than just hell." ”

When he heard what I said, he was stunned for a moment and asked, "What?" What the hell do I have to do with tattoos? ”

"Nine times out of ten, do you remember it well, have strange things started to happen since you got this tattoo?"

He lowered his head and thought for a while, and muttered: "This tattoo is not a one-time tattoo, it is a tattoo, the green dragon and white tiger and the vermilion bird tattooed last year, and the Xuanwu ...... tattooed only a month ago."

Speaking of this, he paused, looked up at me and said, "Old Chen, it seems to be really ...... It's really since I tattooed this Xuanwu, I'm starting to see the hell, is this old turtle beckoning ghosts? ”

Before I could answer, the goods said to themselves: "Originally, I also thought it was awkward to tattoo a king on my back, what is the matter with carrying a king eight all day long, but the old man with the tattoo said that although the prototype of Xuanwu is Wang Ba, it is a divine beast after all, and it is not the same thing as Wang Ba." He also said that Xuanwu had a long life and attracted wealth, and the tattoo of the old nose was auspicious, and the graphic he showed me was really majestic, not like a king, but like an old birthday star, I was moved by him......"