17. The major general was drunk
Xie Qingqiu drank a lot of wine at the banquet this time, probably because she didn't hide because she wanted to make an alibi this time, so the others made up for the wine that had not been poured before this time.
It is well known that she does not have a driver, so Adjutant Ou did not drink.
On the way back, she was dazed, staring at the roof of the car and feeling like the world was spinning. "Adjutant Ou, don't go around in circles, drive well."
Adjutant Ou sighed, "Major General, I didn't go around in circles, you may be drunk." ”
"Oh, so I'm drunk!" Xie Qingqiu dug around her, feeling as if something was missing, her memory was confused and stuck on the day of the queen's birthday banquet, and she promised to bring a gift back to Xie Li.
"Who's that, what's your name as the one who drove the car?" She brushed her hair and didn't remember the name, "You take me to the flower shop to buy a bouquet of flowers, I bought a male insect and clamored to bring him a gift." ”
Adjutant Ou pursed his lips, but he still couldn't help but retort: "Major General, my surname is Ou and my name is Adjutant, I am your adjutant, and I have been with you for more than ten years." ”
"Ah, your name is Adjutant Ou? How could anyone have such a strange name? Xie Qingqiu thought that he was secretly poking and poking, and he was really laughing at Adjutant Ou openly.
Adjutant Ou felt the green tendons on his forehead jump, "Major General, this is the name you gave me when you picked me up, saying that I was born to be your adjutant." ”
Adjutant Ou has no name, no surname, no father and no mother, she is a wild child who grew up in the red light district of a backward planet, and she has been cleaning toilets in bars since she can remember, and she grew up eating hundreds of meals, and it can also be said that the one who gave her a bite of food in the red light district was her male father.
At that time, Xie Qingqiu was still just a small captain, and he was sent by his boss to do tasks in that red light district, and when he saw that she was pitiful, he bought her with his life savings.
She didn't have a name, so she begged Xie Qingqiu to get her one.
Xie Qingqiu's perfunctory attitude could be seen from that time, and when she saw a seagull drawn on the poster next to her, she asked her surname to be Ou. He also said that sooner or later he would be promoted to the rank and sooner or later he would have his own adjutant, and he generously asked her to do it, so he named her Adjutant Ou.
"Oh, I took it myself." Xie Qingqiu's drunken mind turned for a long time before he understood that sentence, and said: "Then this name is really good, Major General Xie is really talented." ”
Adjutant Ou: ......
She took a detour and drove to a nearby flower shop, Xie Qingqiu specially designated red roses, so Adjutant Ou bought a bouquet of more than 99, so that Xie Qingqiu would be sober tomorrow.
Pure plants in the interstellar era are not cheap, after all, the developed planets have been completely urbanized, and there are very few places to support plants, most of which are shipped from other planets.
This bouquet of roses alone cost 3,000 star coins, which is a month's food expenses for Major General Xie.
After buying it, she stuffed it into Xie Qingqiu's arms, and then sent her back to the villa, saying that the villa was not entirely correct, it should be said that it was a small three-story detached house with a yard, in the suburbs where the house price was cheap.
If it sounds good, it is pure, and if it is bad, it is remote.
However, because there are few people, the hovercar can be parked at the door casually, and any plant can be planted in the yard, even if it is an aggressive mutant plant, no one says anything.
After arriving at the door, Adjutant Ou found that the lights in the house were still on.
She opened the car door and helped Xie Qingqiu down, and the major general who walked staggeringly said that he was not drunk, he could walk in a straight line and drive a mecha, and Adjutant Ou could only go by her.
Major General Xie was not happy to take the key, but preferred to ring the doorbell and knock on the door.
After pressing it, he waved his hand at Adjutant Ou. "Let's go, Xiao Ou, I'm going to go to bed when I go home, although you don't have a male worm, you have to go home early."
Adjutant Ou: I am the third day of my life, she is my boss, I can't beat her, she pays me a salary.
"Let's go." Xie Qingqiu saw her standing still, ready to raise her feet to drive people away.
Adjutant Ou wanted to say something, but he held back, and after watching the door be opened, he turned around and left, and drove away to understand the hovercar of the major general.
Xie Qingqiu didn't care what was going on in her head, she felt that the door frame she was leaning on was shaking disobediently.
After seeing the door opened, the warm light spilled out of the room, and I felt a little more comfortable.
"Sister, I'm back!" Xie Li's eyes lit up when she saw her, and she boldly leaned over and hugged her, and Xie Qingqiu also took advantage of the situation to unload his strength and hang his body on him.
She patted him on the back of the head with the hand that didn't hold the flower, "Fool, help me in." ”
Xie Qingqiu took the initiative to approach, Xie Li was even happier, and after closing the door, he carefully carried her to her bedroom on the second floor.
"Why are you a big man shorter than me, which girl will be able to see you in the future?" Xie Qingqiu felt that he was half-bent over, and subconsciously muttered.
Xie Li didn't hear clearly, "What, sister, you say." ”
"Huh? What? "Major General Drunken Xie doesn't know either.
When they put her out of bed, they were both sweating.
Xie Qingqiu lifted the large bouquet of roses from his side, half-closed his eyes and said blindly: "This is a gift for you, don't cry, I don't like crying male insects." ”
Xie Li's whole heart jumped.
He felt that today was really a day favored by the gods, this was Shaoxiong's comic "Come on! In the original words of "The Male Insect in Love", he didn't quite understand what it meant to be favored, but it didn't prevent him from understanding that kind of happiness.
"No crying, no crying." He has always known how to be pampered and arrogant, and rubbed Xie Qingqiu's face with his face. "Pears are very well-behaved, don't cry, my sister won't cry here."
Xie Qingqiu was so hot that he panicked and pushed people away.
He buried his face in the large bouquet of roses again, and sniffed deeply, "It smells so good, sister." ”
"Ah, yes, let me smell it?" Xie Qingqiu half supported himself, but due to his lack of strength, his face smashed on the roses and smashed several finished flowers.
She nodded. "Well, it's really prickly."
Xie Li carefully picked up the petals, a little distressed, and stuffed them into his pajama pocket.
He was too greedy and planned to hug her again before going to bed, so he carefully buried his rose in Xie Qingqiu's arms, and rubbed it alive and unconsciously.
Who would have thought that it would make her breathe a lot heavier, and the scorching heat would intertwine through her clothes.
The drunken ghost Major General Xie felt that her thoughts were even more confused, and the only remaining three or two points of clarity were gone, and she happened to feel the familiar aura of a male insect at such a moment.
The deepest spiritual link identifies as a partner.
So she grabbed the other party's waist and turned over, and did the next thing with the instinct of the female insect.
……
The rose petals were crushed and scattered on the bed, so no one saw a card in the middle of the bouquet, which read: Abnormal Erotic Fun Red Rose, the uncontrollable desire and desire of the female insect will bring you a romantic night.