"Lin Bei, what are you laughing at?"

On the podium, the teacher Mo Moben was lecturing, but when he saw Lin Bei's exaggerated smile, he even moved the desk.

She directly turned black with a pretty face, shook and coldly pinched the chalk in her hand and smashed it hard at Lin Bei.

"Woohoo!"

There is no doubt that with Mr. Mo's many years of experience in bomb throwing, the chalk head smashed into Lin Bei's ...... with great precision The front and back are at the same table, such as Wang Fatzi and others.

Tablemate: "Who am I?" Where am I? What am I doing? Why are we always the ones who get hurt? ”

"Teacher Mo, we ......"

There are a few fat people in Wang, all of them have a look of grievance, they can really lie down when they are sitting, and they are not convinced!

But Mo Mo's face did not change, and only cast a faint look: "Don't be unconvinced, you were all talking just now, don't think I don't know, none of the people who were hit were innocent." ”

"All of them stand up for me in class, and dare to quibble, be careful that I ask you to write a 10,000-word review......"

As a teacher.

The heart should be steady, and the qi should be heavy.

Don't let the students lead you by the nose.

As long as you are not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.

What's more, Wang Fatzi and Lin Bei muttered for a long time, she really saw it in her eyes, but she just endured it and didn't have a seizure.

After all, what if you have a seizure?

A few learn water.

It has long been to the point of hopelessness.

There are one or two sleeping dragons and phoenixes in other classes, and it's thank God that the mud can't hold up the wall.

In her class, Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Teng and Zhao Dali, plus one Lin Bei, can be described as the East Evil and West Poison, the Southern Emperor and the North Beggar, and the Zhongshentong (all derogatory), with all five poisons.

She worked hard for more than a year, but she didn't correct these few.

Slowly, the Buddha system is lying flat.

As long as Lin Bei and Wang Fatzi do not affect other students' classes, she generally has more than one thing and one less thing.

But Lin Bei's smile just now was too exaggerated, so she had to break out, but she didn't hit the core character.

Wang Fatzi Few: "%¥#@#¥%......"

There seemed to be 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in their hearts, but they could only keep their mouths shut and stand up obediently.

A 100-word review is like eating, and a 1,000-word review is like drinking water.

But 10,000 words......

That's going to kill them.

The world is big, and the head teacher is the biggest, especially the female head teacher, the wind is tight, and she can't afford to provoke her, so she can only hide.

"Flutter!"

Seeing this scene, Lin Bei couldn't help laughing.

It's not that I'm laughing at the head teacher, nor is it laughing at the fat people, but I'm too happy and I really can't help it.

But in the next second, he forced a smile and quickly spoke: "I'm sorry, Mr. Mo, I was wrong!" ”

"Lin Bei, are you still smiling?"

"Stand up for me, I have to teach ...... today"

"Huh?"

"Lin Bei, you ...... What did you just say? ”

Momo's powder keg was about to explode, but he was shocked back by Lin Bei's apology.

It's really ...... It's incredible.

Who is this Lin Bei?

In addition to having a good skin and getting the name of the school grass god, it is really useless!

Sleeping in class, peeing after class, and not knowing anything when asked, he can be described as the head of the five poisons in the class, and he is a well-known bastard.

It has been criticized countless times, but it is useless.

The thickness of the skin is unsurpassed.

But today I apologized to myself in class for the first time, as if I was a different person.

It's just a knife to cut the butt and open the eyes of the sky?

It's weird!

"I'm sorry teacher, I shouldn't have laughed during your class, don't be angry, please give me another chance!"

Lin Bei got up and apologized again, and his attitude was very sincere.

It was not right to desert in class, not to mention that he laughed one after another, which seriously undermined classroom discipline.

If there is a mistake, you must admit it, and if you are beaten, you must stand upright.

He is not the boy who charged money, he only knows that he is dissatisfied and rebellious, he has changed dramatically.

Apologizing to the teacher is a farewell to the past.

From now on, he will study hard.

After all, he has experienced social beatings and knows what it is like to go to the construction site without working hard in school.

"Uh-huh???"

Mo Mo helped the gold-wire glasses on the bridge of his nose, and carefully looked Lin Bei up and down for a while.

Finally, he nodded, and said solemnly: "Okay, you sit down!" Go to class well in the future, and don't make any more trouble! ”

Although Lin Bei seriously undermined classroom discipline, this performance of quickly admitting mistakes is still very good.

As a teacher.

Momo won't hold on to his students.

It's just that her invisible double-standard move immediately broke the defense of Wang Fatzi, who was still standing pitifully.

"Ah???h

"Teacher, why?"

"Obviously, the northern god also spoke, and laughed, why can he sit down while we have to stand?"

"Teacher, we are not convinced, we are very dissatisfied!"

"Stand together, sit together!"

“（╯‵□′）╯︵┴─┴……”

As the fourth of the five poisons in the class, Wang Fatzi was a thorn in the thorn, and he shouted loudly.

This Lin Beida laughed out loud, they endured it when they were smashed, but Lin Bei sat down and they stood, they really couldn't bear it.

What's more, mixing the water in advance, finding the hoof prints of the donkey in the grinding road, and playing the monkey is not afraid of many people, all of which are natural skills for learning water.

Senior water F4 is by no means a vegetarian.

The series of killing the teacher is the best.

But in the face of their deliberate mischief.

On the stage, Mr. Mo looked calm and did not panic at all.

Instead, he just pointed to a few simple poetry fill-in-the-blank questions on the blackboard, and said with a kind face: "If you want to sit down, you can sit down as long as you can answer the above question correctly." ”

"Uh-to-the-other(*.) >Д<)o゜……”

Suddenly, Wang Fatzi and the others were frightened and stunned.

Don't ask why.

Ask.

That is, as a senior student of water, the existence of a strong and disabled body, isn't it intentional to find fault with them when they answer the questions?

No matter how easy the questions on the blackboard are.

As long as you have listened to the lecture before, it is easy to answer all the questions correctly.

But Wang Fatzi and the others had all listened meticulously to Lin Bei's teaching of love skills.

Lectures?

Listened to a fart lesson!

So it is impossible to answer the question.

Kill them, and you won't be able to answer the above question correctly.

However, Wang Fatzi and the others were still unconvinced, and muttered angrily: "But Beishen didn't answer the question......"

Momo: "(☆ ́benefit')c ......"

These words really choked her.

Indeed, what she did just now was biased.

Lin Bei, the initiator, just because of her good attitude of admitting her mistakes, she relented for a while and let it go directly.

But he was a little harsh on Wang Fatzi, and continued to let them stand, which didn't seem fair.

Let them sit down......

Isn't that the same as being led by the nose?

In the future, won't her majesty as the head teacher be completely lost?

I have to say that Wang Fatzi's several classes are thorny, and he does not suffer from widowhood but unevenness, which is really not easy to deal with.

No way.

She could only look at Lin Bei, "Lin Bei, can you answer one of the few fill-in-the-blank questions on the top?" ”

Lin Bei: "......"

He was just about to sit down, and he was immediately stunned.

This head teacher really gave him a problem.

Although the blackboard was just a simple poem to fill in the blanks, he only glanced at it and understood that he was not very good at it!

Saw......

Ask Jun when will Journey to the West be returned, (Jun doesn't want to return it when you play Journey to the West?) ）

The Yang family has a woman who has just grown up, (pull out the mountain and cover the world?) ）

Go to the feast of the world, (can't see the ghost knife when it opens?) ）

The black clouds crush the city and want to destroy it, (a sliding shovel to level A?) ）

The carved fence and jade masonry should still be there, but Zhu Yan changed, and asked how much sorrow you can have, (just like a group of eunuchs going to the Qinglou?) ）

……

These questions are really not difficult, and even many of them were learned in junior high school, and Lin Beizeng memorized them by rote once upon a time.

But he hasn't touched the textbook for too long, and he has long forgotten about it, and he can only get the above answer with his instinctive sense of language.

Undoubtedly, it's all wrong.

So......

He didn't say it in public, but only shook his head at the head teacher, wanting to say that he wouldn't, so let's stand!

But at this very moment.

But the crisp sound of the system sounded in my ears again.

"Ding, because the host has successfully opened the system, the system is in a good mood, and a mysterious gift package is given, valid for ten seconds, do you want to open it immediately (^~^)?"

Lin Bei: "......"

Hey, this system is kind of interesting!!