Chapter 4 You said you would learn water together, but you read the book behind your back?
"Ask you when you will return to the west, (the road is unclimbable.) )”
"The Yang family has a girl who has just grown up, (raised in the deep boudoir and unknown to the people.) )”
"Go to the feast of the world, (talk and laugh and be emotional.) )”
"The black clouds crush the city and want to destroy it, (The light of the armor opens to the sun.) )”
"The carved fence and jade masonry should still be there, but Zhu Yan has changed, and he can have a few sorrows when he asks you, (just like a river flowing eastward.) )”
“……”
In order to eliminate Teacher Mo's anger, Lin Bei answered all the questions on the blackboard in one go.
Originally, he wouldn't, but didn't he just turn on the system and get a few mystery packages?
Among them, the super memory and comprehension can not only make him remember and draw inferences from one line at a glance, but also remember all the knowledge points that he has forgotten in the past.
Anyway, he is also a level 5 in Chinese.
I have also memorized everything that I should have carried before.
If it's too difficult, it probably won't.
But answering a few simple poems to fill in the blanks, isn't it Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts, a piece of cake ԅ ( ̄ᄇ ̄ԅ)?
Wang Fatzi Four: "???? ”
Forty-five other members of the class: "???? ”
As soon as Lin Bei's words came out, everyone was stunned.
It's comparable to a monkey eating chili peppers and straight-eyed kinds.
"Misty grass, is this true?"
"As the head of the five poisons, it can be said that he is learning water in the water, and the existence at the bottom of the class actually answered the question in public?"
"How is this possible?"
"Lin Bei has never listened to a class, right?"
"The teacher called the answer question, and I always didn't know what to ask, but today I actually answered all the questions on the blackboard?"
"Right and wrong aside, with this groundbreaking answering move, it's like setting off firecrackers in a cemetery, scaring people to death!"
After the surprise, there was a commotion in the classroom.
Except for Lin Bei, one of the forty-nine people counted as one, and all of them looked at Lin Bei incredulously.
Even Mr. Mo, the head teacher on the stage, widened his eyes and looked at his student in surprise.
Lin Bei, has it really changed?
Forget about apologizing before.
Now you've answered your own question?
If it was Lin Bei in the past, it would definitely not be like this!
As everyone knows.
The former Lin Bei can only be described in the following words, such as [His book is clean and doesn't even have a name. 】
[No doubt, he still can't remember what the 27th letter of the alphabet is?] 】
[He does his homework, does a page, and sits all night.] 】
[If you look at his grade ranking, you can see how many people took this exam, etc.] 】
But now......
Lin Bei actually knows how to answer questions in class?
I have to say that this is not a hundred million points of progress.
At this moment, Teacher Mo was really impressed by Lin Bei, thinking that this student was not hopeless.
However, Wang Fatzi couldn't accept this reality no matter what, and looked at the head teacher on the stage, "Teacher, this ...... The North God answer is all wrong, right? ”
"With his level, he can't answer, he must be selling cloth without a ruler, nonsense, right?"
Eliminate all impossibilities.
The rest, if not possible, is the truth.
That's Lin Bei talking nonsense.
After all, a few of them have been with Lin Bei in the exclusive corner at the back of the classroom for many years, who can not understand whom?
It's okay to let Lin Bei sleep or cook, let him answer the poems correctly and fill in the blanks, isn't that hot chestnuts popping out of the cold wok?
I'd rather believe that there are ghosts and men's mouths in the world than believe that Lin Bei has a little ink in his chest.
However......
The head teacher on the stage gave them a few blank glances, and said angrily: "Lin Bei's answer is right." ”
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked...... Ahem, that's certainly not the case, after all, most people know it's right.
Isn't it just a few simple fill-in-the-blank questions?
I have learned many junior high schools, how can I not know?
But Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Teng, and Zhao Dali studied water, but they were so shocked that they almost fell to the ground with their eyes.
"Nani??"
"The Northern God actually got it right?"
"Oh my God, Asi!"
"That's the Northern God, when it comes to reading, the brain has never been normal like us, and he can actually answer the question correctly?"
"Someone dragged me out and cut it down to cheer up Xiu'er!"
"If nothing else, he is absolutely talking nonsense, and the question is not right, and this is an accident?"
"So in the end, the northern god is crazy? Or is the world crazy? Or are we crazy? ”
"This world is too crazy, the mouse is a bridesmaid for the cat, the cat is the bride for the tiger, and the North God is too crazy to answer the question!"
"If that's true, I'm really tempted to eat the table in one bite, so don't come over......"
Wang Fatzi and a few people are really going crazy.
I gambled with you with my youth, but you let me lose in the end?
said that we would learn water together, but you read a book behind your back?
agreed to occupy the penultimate one, two, three, four, five, and you want to abandon the throne that we have won so hard in the past three years?
Gee!
This is going to break their defenses directly!
Among them, Wang Fatzi was the most exaggerated, and he opened his bloody mouth and was about to eat the desk in front of him raw.
Lin Bei, although he is his brother.
They are both one of the five waters in the class, and they have a very good relationship with each other.
But in his impression, in addition to being handsome, Lin Bei is just like himself, he is simply useless!
It's okay to sleep, and it's okay to cook.
But he didn't believe that Lin Bei would answer the question.
Unless the cafeteria aunt doesn't shake the spoon when she cooks, or a certain foot doesn't kick the world, and wins the World Cup.
But the result was a big surprise.
Therefore, he is very exaggerated to eat the table.
But in the end, no one stopped him, after all, who didn't know that he just wanted to cheat and cheat???
Wang Fatzi: "%¥#@#¥%......"
"You people, don't you have a little humor?"
"Are you really trying to make me eat at the table?"
"I'm going to get down the stairs!"
Like the last time he was speechless, it was the last time.
In the end, for the sake of his teeth, he had to close his mouth with his face and put his head back.
In this regard, the head teacher on the stage showed a kind smile on his face, and glanced at Wang Fatzi and the others, "Lin Beidu is right, you are all convinced now, right?" ”
"Serve, I have to serve!"
There are a few fat people in Wang, all of whom are drooping their heads.
It's like a deflated ball, and it enters the sage mode.
"Now that you've taken it, let's sit down together! In the future, like Lin Bei, you will have to listen to lectures in class and study hard! ”
Unexpectedly, Mr. Mo waved his hand very generously, and did not continue to let Wang Fatzi and the others stand.
Although she is not too good-tempered.
It is rumored that she is the deadly female devil, the tigress, the exterminator, the onmyoji and the poison old aunt Yunyun.
But she is actually quite young and gentle, she is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, and it is impossible to really make things difficult for her students.
What's more, she is very familiar with Wang Fatzi's parents, and she will save more or less 100 million face at school on weekdays.
Even if something really happened?
She will also hand over the students to the other parents.
What kind of mother has a sword in her hand, a wanderer splits on her body, and her father sees that her son is not cold, and the one who pulls out seven wolves has nothing to do with her.
Wang Fatzi Few: "%¥#@#¥%......"
What should I do if I suddenly feel cold and panicked?
And let them attend classes and study hard like Lin Bei, is the head teacher serious?
Lin Bei is the first from the bottom in the whole grade, they are hovering at most two, three, four or five, but they want to learn from Lin Bei?
Isn't it.
Let them grab this number one?
Then won't the hangers at home be deformed, the feather dusters will fall off, and the slippers will all crack (,,#゚Д゚)?
Lin Bei: "......"
You four, are you polite?