I instantly realized that this old boy didn't have any good intentions.

"I said Old Man Zhu, if you die, you will die, because Mao didn't rush to pick up the report of the Division, but ran to this ghost place to do what bullshit hosting, pouting with ghosts and martial arts, is it the idea of catching cicadas and yellow finches with praying mantises? When they are almost dead, hello fisherman profits, and he burrows into Laneige's belly to be a Ziwei saint? ”

I teased Old Man Zhu.

When I said a word about the ghost trick, Old Man Zhu restrained his smile and glared back at me: "You kid is simply an old ghost with roundworms in my stomach, and my little fancy intestines can be regarded as smoothing out for you." I died at the juncture of the birth of the Ziwei Sage, this is the will of heaven. Since Providence has made me a saint, how can I not do it? ”

Looking at his appearance, I felt an urge to strangle him.

This goods is also a little too damaged, for fear that he won't be able to grab it, so he came up with such a damage trick and provoked a group of ghosts to kill each other.

It's just hurtful.

But in the final analysis, his death has a lot to do with me and Li Di, so let's bear it.

"You kid came just in time, you have to help me with this." Old man Zhu was not ashamed, but proud.

I teased, "You've planned so well, how can I help?" ”

Old man Zhu frowned: "These little ghosts are not a problem, what I am afraid of is that there are still some powerful ghosts and people in the dark, I can deduce the matter of Ziwei Sage, and others must be able to do the same." ”

"People? What's the use of people's idea of playing empty tires, the old birthday star hangs himself and is tired of it? I asked, confused.

"I see that you are usually quite shrewd, why do you make mistakes at critical moments?" Old man Zhu glanced at me with disdain, and then put his gaze on the place where the ghosts were fighting, "People can commit suicide and then take up this empty tire." ”

yes, why didn't I think of this stubble?

Human nature is greedy, what else can't be done in the face of great interests?

Moreover, suicide is a vain death, and it can directly bypass the underworld.

Don't go to the bridge, don't drink Meng Po soup.

After being reincarnated, with memories of past lives.

That's the equivalent of living one more life!

And he can also be a saint for centuries......

"You can see why, boy." Old Leader Zhu looked at the fighting ghosts without turning his eyes, "That is, I died at the right time, otherwise I would definitely commit suicide, and I would have to compete with each other, this is a great opportunity." ”

I was completely speechless.

It is said that it is better to die than to live, and when he came to Old Man Zhu, he was glad that it was really time to die.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Old Man Zhu turned his head and looked at me with a thief: "You kid won't want to commit suicide to fight with me for this saint, right?" ”

Damn, it's really a dog who can't spit out ivory in his mouth.

I gave him a blank look: "I'm alive and well, why should I kill myself?" I'm not interested in this saint, don't live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. ”

When Old Man Zhu heard what I said, he was happy, his nose and eyes were squeezed together, and his face was full of wrinkles, which looked like a crumpled mille-feuille.

"Alright, alright...... You are a gentleman, I am a villain. The beauty of a gentleman's adulthood, you can help me, don't guard the pregnant woman of the Gao family, and don't let other ghosts or people with impure motives get close to her, lest she be frightened again. ”

I reluctantly agreed: "Okay, I will do my best to guard." ”

As he spoke, he saw that most of the ghosts competing over there had died, and the rest of them were also greatly injured.

Although the battle continues, it does not have the momentum it had before.

Old man Zhu floated down the tree, straightened his clothes, and said to me, "The heat is almost over." ”

I didn't understand what he meant, but I saw that he changed his posture again and walked towards the lively ghost.

I immediately slid down from the tree and followed him closely.

I don't know where he got such great prestige, but when the ghosts saw him coming, they took a few steps back and made room for him.

A few others yelled at him to figure out how the fight would end up.

Old man Zhu was not polite, pinched his fingers and counted.

I just don't know if he's doing the math or pretending.

A group of imps were attracted by his serious appearance, and they didn't look at the competition anymore, looking at him with blank eyes, waiting for the result.

Two minutes later.

All the little ghosts watching the excitement were in a hurry, so he stopped calculating and shook his head.

"Dao Chief, what have you calculated?"

A few anxious imps looked at him with a lost look and couldn't help but ask.

Old man Zhu sighed, his voice was neither high nor low, and he said to himself, "How can it not be calculated?" Could it be that my ghost skills are not working? ”

With that, he looked at the ghosts who were fighting endlessly.

"However, at present, there are no outstanding among them, but all of them are seriously injured and unable to do their best......"

It was a meaningful remark, and as he spoke, he turned his head to look at me.

This old guy is bad!

But I can't sell him yet.

Not only can't, but you have to cooperate with him.

So, I said loudly: "Now let's kill it, are the odds of winning very big?" ”

These words were like a fuse, which immediately provoked the lively ghosts, and changed into an expression that was about to move.

There is a door.

I quickly beat it while it was hot.

Continue to agitate: "I have changed my mind, I want to go to a martial arts competition, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, give it a go, turn a bicycle into a motorcycle, I want to fight for a good afterlife for myself." ”

After that, I pretended to be righteous without hesitation, rolled up my sleeves and rushed towards the fighting demons.

As soon as I moved, many of the little ghosts ran faster than me, and suddenly half of the ghosts who saw the excitement rushed to the arena and joined the battle.

The ghosts who competed before saw this situation and screamed angrily, and the ghosts who joined after scolding took advantage of the danger of others and did not follow the rules......

In the face of great temptation, what rules are there to speak of?

All the ghosts suddenly came together, and the fight was heated again.

Naturally, I didn't waste my energy with them, so I retreated and hid behind the big tree.

This kung fu skills, there are only forty or fifty ghosts who have not participated in the competition.

These ghosts are either really afraid to play, or they are really smart and want to sit back and enjoy the results in the end.

But whatever their intentions, in terms of numbers, they are no longer a concern.

When Old Man Zhu saw me, he floated to my side, his face full of pride.

I said to him: "Go, come with me to Gao Conglan's house, get into the belly of the pregnant woman and set the fetus, preconceived, just wait for the mother and child to be safe on the day of delivery." ”

Old man Zhu touched his nose and frowned again: "Why does this sound so awkward?" ”

I laughed dumbly.

"Can it not be awkward? You, a bad old man in his seventies, with memories of his past life, burrowed into the belly of a woman in her twenties...... Then he wore open crotch pants and then lay on his stomach in someone's arms to breastfeed...... It's indescribable......"