Chapter 1566: Tricking the Heart
"Boy, your height is barely up to standard, how can your weight meet the standard, haven't you counted it in your own heart?"
The general in charge of the physical examination hugged his shoulders and rolled his eyes at the baby.
When Zhang Han heard it, there was a story in it, and he immediately aroused his curiosity, "What kind of mind did you kid play?" ”
"I ...... What can I do? It's just a normal scale! ”
The little guy is still a child after all, and when he lies, his eyes dodge back and forth.
As long as you have a pair of eyes, you can see it!
Zhang Han pursed his lips and smiled.
This kid doesn't know that he can find a way to survive the earthquake and seawater inflow, how can he be a brainless person?
"Come!"
His gaze fell on the general with a sullen face.
"Yes......!"
The general gave the baby a blank look again, and reported: "This kid is here for the third time today!" The first time he measured, the weight difference was more than four pounds, and this kid went back and wore thick clothes, and he still carried iron in his pocket! After being stopped by the soldiers and asked him to take off his clothes, he also used strong words, saying that no one else needed to take them off, so why let him take them off! ”
Speaking of these things, the baby on the side was still dissatisfied, pouting, and muttering angrily, "It was originally true!" ”
The general didn't fight him, pointed to his stomach, and continued: "Although he is dressed normally now, you can see that his belly is about to explode, he must have gone back to eat something, his weight is up to standard, and he is not afraid of breaking his body!" ”
Zhang Han looked in the direction of his finger, it was really!
The black and thin baby is irrigated, but the belly is abnormally bulging!
Shaking his head helplessly, he asked, "What did you eat?" ”
"I ...... I didn't eat anything! That's how I usually do! ”
Baby-filling will certainly not admit it.
As long as it is admitted, the Air Force will definitely have no play!
"Impossible, right? The last time we saw you, you weren't! ”
"That was a few months ago! Since I came to Xianyang and His Majesty placed me in the barracks, I have started to gain weight! ”
deliberately moved Ying Feiyu out, wanting to press the two of them and let him enter the Air Force.
"Hehe......!"
Zhang Han shook his head and laughed helplessly, "Do you know what the Air Force does?" ”
"Of course I do!"
"Haha, then you can talk about it, as long as you say it right, I'll give you a chance!"
"Talking counts?"
Guan Ying was more than a head shorter than Zhang Han, but his momentum did not decrease at all, and he raised his head and asked.
"Of course it counts!"
Zhang Han nodded firmly.
Although he has retired, he still has a certain status in the court and the army.
Coupled with His Majesty's relationship, it is no problem for this kid to pass the Air Force physical examination!
But the little guy didn't seem to be at ease, and looked at the general in charge.
The general gave him a fierce look and turned his face to the side.
The meaning is obvious, that is, to open one eye and close one eye!
The baby's black and thin little face finally had a smile, and he said proudly: "The air force is to take a machine called an airplane, which fights in the air, rescues, observes the enemy's situation, surveys the terrain, and so on!" ”
"Haha! That's right......! ”
Zhang Han nodded with satisfaction, "Since you know everything, why do you still want to be in the Air Force?" Don't you know that flying in the sky is dangerous? ”
"Yes!"
The baby didn't think about it, and responded directly.
"If you know, why do you have to go out of your way to sign up?"
"Because the Air Force has a wider range, it can help more people!"
When he said this, tears had already begun to well-up in his stubborn eyes.
His hometown was hit by an earthquake, and if it weren't for the rescue of the soldiers, he wouldn't be where he is now.
Now that he is alive, he needs to help more people in need!
Now he is just an ordinary soldier in the battalion, and in this era of peace, there is nothing else to do except training.
But if you become an Air Force, you can detect crises in time and help others!
After hearing this, Zhang Han nodded approvingly, and muttered a few words to the general beside him.
The general responded, looked up and down, and said angrily: "I can tell you kid, even if I reluctantly let you pass the physical examination, you won't be able to pass the test later!" ”
"Humph! How do you know if you don't try? ”
Infantile irrigation.
"Do you still need to try? Didn't you see that so many strong soldiers were eliminated? Just a cliff suspension bridge can scare you to tears! ”
The general frightened as he ordered someone to register him.
"Cliff Suspension Bridge?"
"That's right! The kind that shakes back and forth when the wind blows! ”
In order to make him retreat, the general also added fuel and vinegar to scare.
"So many people were scared off by the cliff suspension bridge just now?"
The look in the baby's eyes did not seem to show fear, but incredulity.
"Yes! If one doesn't stand firm and falls, there will be no bones! ”
"That's ......!"
Guan Ying nodded, "There are a few children in our village who haven't stood firmly, and they have really fallen off the cliff!" ”
"There are cliffs in your village too?"
Zhang Han asked curiously.
At the time of the rescue, they also walked a lot in Haixing County, but they didn't find any cliffs!
"Of course, the cliff is ...... high!"
"What cliff isn't a cliff?"
"Haha! Lao Zhang, your kid's legs and feet are fast enough! ”
"No matter how fast it is, the position of commander of the air force will not have your share, so you will die of this heart, enjoy your retirement, haha......!"
Before the baby could finish speaking, the voices of several other old people sounded not far away.
The reason why he came here was because Kang Anping called him.
has been decided to be the commander of the Air Force, and he must show off to a few old guys, and invite them to come to the Air Force selection to gain the envious and jealous eyes of these old guys!
"What's so bad about retirement? We can go wherever we want, without any restrictions! Unlike you, when you are old, you have to be exposed to the wind and sun, and lead the troops to train! ”
Although Zhang Han was jealous in his heart, he couldn't admit it.
Born as a military general, who would not want to lead troops?
"Come on, Lao Zhang, you have the hardest mouth!"
Kang Anping said with a smile.
has been an official in the same dynasty for so many years, who doesn't know who?
What's more?
"By the way, what cliff did you just say?"
"Oh! It's a baby, he's going to join the Air Force, ready to go to the drawbridge to take the test! ”
"Baby-filling?"
Only then did a few people notice that the black and thin soldier next to him turned out to be a baby brought back by His Majesty.
"You're going to be in the Air Force?"
"Stop making a fuss! When you see that suspension bridge, you can't be scared to pee your pants? ”
"yes, it's no joke there......!"
Wang Ben, Kang Anping, Meng Yi and others spoke one after another, persuading him to stay in the camp honestly.
If you want to go, I'll talk about it in a few years, anyway, I'm young, so I'm not in a hurry!