Chapter 5 Overcontrol, I advise you not to meddle in your affairs!
"Hold the grass, Master Chu's cow batch."
"I don't know 2580,000 with my eyes, I deserve to be blown up, Master Chu is a cow critic!"
"Master Chu YYDS!"
"Master Chu help me analyze, when will I find a girlfriend!"
After Chu Feng's analysis, the sailors in the live broadcast room were all messed up, and all kinds of requirements for Chu Feng were made.
actually regarded Chu Feng as a fortune teller, fortune and fortune, and peach blossom luck.
But Chu Feng is just a poor bastard now, what to give them?
"Friends, don't be impatient, I'm an appraiser, where will there be any marriage, fortune, if so, why am I still single?"
As soon as these words came out, instead of making the sailors in the live broadcast room go out, they intensified.
"You lie, unless you write it!"
"Master Chu, don't hide it, everyone is their own person, it's just a fortune, after the deed is completed, I will give you 100 super fires first!"
"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, unless there is a beautiful woman live broadcast with a microphone right away!"
The barrage has exploded, no matter how Chu Feng explains, but the sailors just don't believe Chu Feng, which makes Chu Feng big for a while.
Why is it so difficult to bring this water friend?
Inadvertently, Chu Feng turned his head and looked at his popularity value, only four or five treasures were identified, and he had already exceeded 60,000 popularity values.
This couldn't help but give him some comfort in his heart, at least not in vain.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I really don't know how to tell fortunes." Chu Feng sighed: "In this way, if the next treasure friend is a beautiful woman with white skin and long legs, and she is single and rich, I will admit that I can tell fortunes!" ”
This sentence is also a joke.
How many rich, single and beautiful rich women are there, and they happen to go to the live broadcast room of a rookie anchor, isn't this a joke?
But the sailors don't recognize it.
The barrage flashed in unison: "The contract has been made, and you should accept the trip to eat the rock if you break your promise!" ”
Seeing this barrage, Chu Feng also smiled, the rich woman is really so easy to find, he has already become a rich man, how can he still be bitter Haha live broadcast here?
But who would have thought that when the next treasure friend connected the microphone, everyone was stunned.
In the video, what catches your eye is a piece of white flowers under the neck!
Coupled with a slightly transparent black gauze, it almost didn't make Chu Feng's saliva flow all over the place!
"Hello Master Chu, I want to find you to identify the baby."
As he spoke, he took the initiative to brush a big rocket for Chu Feng.
The sexy figure is not counted, and the soft and glutinous voice came out at this moment, which almost made Chu Feng's bones crispy.
"Super tube! Supertube, I advise you not to meddle! ”
"Super tube for the master to climb, Lao Tzu just wants to watch!"
"Damn, you also said that you don't know how to tell fortunes, and God won't help you!"
"I strongly urge to eat soft rice because I have stomach problems and can't eat hard things!"
All kinds of LSPs on the barrage showed their true colors, if it weren't for the screen, I'm afraid the entire live broadcast room would be saliva.
Chu Feng was an anchor, he coughed twice, tried to maintain the image of a decent gentleman, and asked with a polite smile.
"This white... What treasure do you want to identify this beauty? ”
"This is it."
The beauty pointed to a gold-encrusted jade pendant around her neck.
Chu Feng didn't see it at first, but the beauty pointed at it, and Chu Feng saw that there was still a pendant around his neck.
This pendant is not small, about the thickness of a thumb, with a golden dragon around it, extra domineering, and two red gems inlaid with the dragon's eyes, which is very beautiful.
"My boyfriend said that this is a golden dragon wrapped in jade, which is specially for Wangfu."
"What kind of mess is this?" Chu Feng's head was full of question marks, whether it was in the previous life or in this life, he had never heard of anything, the golden dragon wrapped around the jade can be prosperous.
Besides, how do you look at this thing, how can it be Wangfu's?
To be on the safe side, Chu Feng still asked what the beautiful boyfriend did.
"My boyfriend is a night club owner." The beauty said coquettishly.
"It's a pity, this watery cabbage has been arched by the pig."
"Beauty, where is your boyfriend's night club, I'm going to report it!"
"It's a pity that flowers are stuck in a manure pit."
The sailors expressed their pity, and Chu Feng also felt that it was indeed true, and he always felt that a soft and cute girl with a fierce night boss was not so coordinated.
"Baoyou is like this, let's not talk about whether the husband is not prosperous, let's just say that this golden dragon is entangled in jade, the name is not accurate."
"To be precise, it should be called 'Iron Dragon Wrapped Beer Bottle and Two More Plastics.'" ”
"What! The special code dares to deceive the old lady....."
As soon as Chu Feng finished speaking, the soft girl burst out in an instant, and when she opened her mouth, she still had the smell of a big brother, which shocked Chu Feng for a moment.
"I mean, how can this be, people are so uncomfortable."
As soon as she roared and turned back into a soft girl, Chu Feng was still a little uncomfortable, and looked at this beautiful sailor with some fear.
"You... If you're not convinced, try it with a magnet. Chu Feng said.
In fact, this thing is a fake, and it's a fake thing, and it can't be fake, and it's the kind that costs ten yuan on a stall.
The girl was not ambiguous, got up and left, probably to find a magnet.
Taking advantage of her leaving, Chu Feng hurriedly drank a sip of water to suppress the shock, which frightened him just now.
But when she came back again, the mobile phone camera took pictures of the beauty's entire face.
Good guy, I don't know if I don't see it, I was shocked when I saw it, this special devil's figure, Zhang Fei's face.
Between this 'beauty' and Zhang Fei, there is only a handful of beards missing!
"I'm sorry, big brother in the night game, it was my mistake, you must not break up."
"Brother Night Fight eliminates harm for the people, he is a model for us, and he is worshiped by me."
"I punish myself for my previous recklessness."
"Big Brother Night: I'm so easy, I'm so easy!"
As soon as the 'beauty's face was revealed, a group of sailors blamed themselves, and the previous denial of the big brother in the night market also turned into praise.
On the other hand, the beauty really took out the magnet stone and sucked it towards the 'golden dragon wrapped jade' on her neck.
Listening to the sound of 'dang', the golden dragon was firmly sucked by the magnet.
There was an embarrassment at the scene, and the eyes of this 'beauty' were getting bigger and bigger, and her chest was rising and falling stronger and stronger.
"Wang Dalong, you *** you ***!"
This roar shook Chu Feng's scalp, and his eardrum was almost not broken.
Chu Feng just wants to take back her original words now, she is not a female Zhang Fei, because Zhang Fei may not be as powerful as her.
Why?
Because the tigress is the strongest, the female Zhang Fei is stronger than Zhang Fei!
Chu Feng didn't dare to hesitate, and hurriedly cut off the video of the 'beauty' treasure friend, shouting: "Thank you for this treasure friend's connection, let's welcome the next treasure friend!" ”
After closing the microphone, Chu Feng rubbed his ears.
He never thought that being an anchor would be so life-threatening, it was really terrifying.
I just don't know, what will the next treasure friend bring to himself?