Chapter Thirty-Nine: Which Mother Is Yours?
Chu Feng was sleepy to death, so he simply chatted with Liu Zihao, and then sat in the car and slept at the door of his house.
"Hey, wake up, you're home." Liu Zihao woke up Chu Feng, who was asleep, "I'll take this thing, and I'll throw it at auction for you when the time comes." ”
Chu Feng nodded sleepily, got out of the car and instructed, "Remember to start the auction at 20 million, don't sell at a loss." ”
Locked the door, went upstairs, and then went to the bed, Chu Feng lost half of his sleep.
"The popularity value is so slow, when will the system mall be emptied..."
Chu Feng looked at the things in the system mall, and his eyes lit up.
Tonight's live broadcast is quite lively, and the gift income is also very good, but only when the treasure is appreciated during the live broadcast, the popularity value of the system will increase.
There are also a lot of private messages in the background, and most of them are Sima Wu's sailors, who came to scold Chu Feng.
The broadcast was closed in a hurry tonight, resulting in many people wanting to find Chu Feng Jianbao, but they failed to seize the opportunity.
Chu Feng sent a notice on the live broadcast platform, "Tomorrow at nine o'clock in the morning, see you or leave." ”
Throwing away the phone, Chu Feng lay on the bed and fell asleep.
When I woke up the next day, I received a message from Chen Xue.
Two admission tickets, and also communicated, so that Chu Feng can broadcast live at the auction.
Chu Feng went out to have some breakfast, and returned to the store to welcome customers.
This shop has long been yellow, otherwise the boss would not have thrown his hands and ran away.
When it was almost nine o'clock, Chu Feng started the live broadcast.
I sent the time last night, and there are still many people squatting and waiting for the live broadcast.
"Bosses, Wishing you prosperity, good morning!" Chu Feng greeted the netizens in the live broadcast room with a smile.
"Master Chu, how did things go last night?"
"Yesterday, the Sima Wu live broadcast room dropped from tens of thousands to thousands, and I laughed to death."
"Master Chu, are you still appreciating treasures today? I've got a bracelet here that I'd like you to take a look at. ”
As soon as the live broadcast started, there were only a few hundred people here.
Chu Feng chatted with netizens for a while and began to get down to business.
"Please invite our first friend today!"
Although there were only a few hundred people, after Chu Feng opened the online application, dozens of applications were immediately skipped.
"Hello Baoyou!" Chu Feng politely greeted the netizens who came online.
"Hello Master Chu!"
The man flipped the camera over, and a jade pendant appeared on the screen.
"This is..."
Chu Feng fixed his eyes and saw that this was a piece of jade the size of a thumb, carved with a Pixiu.
The man picked up the jade pixiu and explained with a smile, "This is a gift from my ex-wife's mother, who gave me during the Chinese New Year." ”
When the man's words fell, the barrage floated.
"My ex-wife is my ex-wife, why is this still scolded?"
"What the? Is it fucking or her mom's? ”
"You're really a fucking talent, people are talking about her fucking, it's your ex-wife's fucking!"
On the barrage, the left one and the right one, which confuses Chu Feng, and he can't tell whose mother it is.
"That's... Baoyou, what kind of mother is it? Chu Feng was distorted by the barrage and asked stupidly.
"What? My ex-wife's mother, my ex-mother-in-law! The man was stunned by Chu Feng's question.
"Hahaha, which mom the hell..."
"Mom, mother, do you still need to ask?"
"Didn't Master Chu wake up, if you don't sleep, you will come back?"
Chu Feng was stupid like this, and he couldn't help laughing, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm crooked by the barrage." ”
At that time, the barrage was full of her mother, and there was a lot of this mother, and Chu Feng thought there were several mothers.
"Baoyou, do you wear this thing on your hands, or on your neck?" Chu Feng asked.
"Master Chu, this is on your hand, and there is a red rope." The man explained earnestly.
also deliberately showed Chu Feng the hole left by the rope before and after Pixiu.
Of course, Chu Feng saw those two holes, and said slowly, "Oh, this jade is good, it's ice white jade, your ex-wife and her mother are quite good to you." ”
"It's just..."
Chu Feng said something at the end, but he frightened the man, and asked nervously, "It's just what?" ”
Chu Feng grinned and said solemnly, "It's just that you have a problem!" ”
"There's a problem, what's the problem?" The man carefully observed the jade pixiu in the palm of his hand.
"Ice Seed White Jade, what else can be a problem?"
"Ice seed white jade is a high-grade jade, how can you say that this small piece will cost one or two thousand, right?"
"Master Chu said there is a problem, can it still be worth so much?"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were also aroused by Chu Feng's curiosity, and they discussed it word by word.
"Pixiu, only in but not out, only eat and not pull, but you one, don't you think there is something wrong?" Chu Feng asked pretending to be mysterious.
The man looked at Pixiu in his palm blankly, not knowing what Chu Feng meant, "Master Chu, don't sell it to me, I really don't understand, you can say it clearly." ”
Chu Fengle smiled and said, "Look, this Pixiu means only in and out, only eating and not pulling." ”
"But your Pixiu goes in from the mouth and out of the buttocks, isn't this just one in and one out, and it doesn't even stop."
The man suddenly slapped his head, "Yes, no wonder." ”
"Why did this guy on the line get divorced?"
"Master Chu has said so, why else, he must not have made any money."
"Wouldn't it, this thing is so godly?"
"Pixiu is rich, according to Master Chu's statement, this buddy's economic conditions should not be very good."
Chu Feng asked jokingly, "What about jade, it's a good jade, but this Pixiu is a little inappropriate, do you wear it or not?" ”
"Haha, this is not a good thing, leaking money!"
"This guy is going to be uncomfortable to death, no wonder he will her when he comes up, and I will scold her mother if I change it!"
"This is a blessing from his ex-wife's mother!"
The man sighed helplessly and told the story of him and his ex-wife.
He was originally in the wholesale business of the vegetable market, but since he put on this Pixiu, everything has not gone well.
"When we drive big cars, we usually pull a little more, that is, overweight."
"But since I wore this, every time her mother was overweight, she was caught, and her driver's license was revoked for me."
Later, he rented a storefront house and sold fruits and vegetables.
As a result, I encountered market rectification, lost money again, and owed a sum of money.
His wife also divorced him, so he said that he was an ex-wife.
His experience is quite miserable, but with this jade pixiu, and gloating netizens.
Chu Feng couldn't help but smile and said, "So, this jade is a good jade, but it doesn't want to bring it!" ”
The man scolded angrily, "Her mother gave me this, I'll go to her!" ”
Seeing this, Chu Feng immediately said with a straight face, "Baoyou, it's just a joke, this thing is just being exquisite." ”
"This is a good piece of jade, and I just had fun with my friends."
If he goes to his mother-in-law to settle accounts, Chu Feng will not carry this pot.