Text Chapter 76: Picnic
"Woo, I really know it's wrong, husband, woo, stop playing, it hurts!"
Leng Xiaodemon was trapped in Han Chenyu's arms and struggled, begging bitterly.
Han Chenyu ignored her, he had to let her know that he had said the wrong thing, and let her remember this pain.
So a steady stream of "bang" sounds resounded in the room, and Leng Xiaoyou knew that he wouldn't let go of himself if he didn't have a good time, so he simply didn't speak, just held his mouth aggrievedly, wanting to cry without tears.
This stinky man is willing to play her head again and again, and he is still happy, woo! But who called himself the wrong thing, but it's not right, obviously he provoked himself in the first place, why is it her fault now?
"Will you say anything that makes me angry in the future?"
Han Chenyu stopped flicking his head and asked softly close to her ear, but his eyes were: If you say yes, I will be very angry!
Leng Xiaoyou looked at Han Chenyu timidly, blinked aggrievedly, and said in a choked voice, "Well, I swear, I won't say anything that makes my husband sad and angry." ”
"Well, for your sake, I'll forgive you half of it for the time being."
Han Chenyu smiled with satisfaction, then gently blew his slightly red forehead, and said magnanimously.
"Half?"
Leng Xiaoyou saw him blowing his forehead for himself so gently, and was about to be coquettish with him, when he heard him say forgive half of it, what about the other half?
"That's right, is it possible that your wife, do you think it's good to just play a few chestnuts after saying something that makes me so angry?"
"So what's not? Oh, I see, you just said a second thing, hmph, so you've already made up your mind, bad guy. ”
Leng Xiaoyou's small mouth pursed in protest and glanced at Han Chenyu.
Heck, he's not thinking about any bad thoughts again, is he? I'm not ashamed!
Thinking that Han Chenyu would propose something that would make her blush, a certain little woman actually blushed uncontrollably.
"Wife, what are you thinking? My face is red, is it possible...... What bad things are you thinking? ”
Han Chenyu put his hands around his chest, looking at her red ears playfully and funny.
His wife is so cute!
"No! How can I have! You..... Tell me, what's the second thing! I will never regret my cold little demon if I agree! ”
Leng Xiaoyou glared at Han Chenyu angrily, looking like he was at home.
"Well, that's what you said! The second thing to do........"
Han Chenyu leaned over, leaned close to Leng Xiaoyou's ears, and whispered a few words, but it made Leng Xiaoyou's eyes almost pop out as if he had heard something incredible, and his mouth was so open that he could almost swallow an elephant!
"Husband, I'm ...... Are you sure I heard me right? ”
Leng Xiaoyou stared at Han Chenyu blankly, and it wasn't until a long time later that he stammered and asked in a whisper, even his teeth chattering.
"Nope"
Han Chenyu said matter-of-factly.
Leng Xiaoyou looked at Han Chenyu stupidly.
"What? Don't want to? Okay, then I'll be angry and ignore you. ”
Seeing Leng Xiaoyou's stupid appearance, Han Chenyu deliberately sighed to stimulate her.
"Husband, don't, don't ignore me, I'm ....... Can't I say yes? ”
Leng Xiaoyou grabbed Han Chenyu anxiously, afraid that he would really ignore herself, so she had to choose the former.
"Okay, then let me see if your attitude of admitting your mistakes is good, let's get started."
Han Chenyu let go of Leng Xiaoyou, turned over and lay on his back on the bed, looking at her with a smile for a long time.
Leng Xiaoyou looked at him hesitantly, regretting and relieved in his heart, regretting that if she had known that he had proposed such an "inhuman" condition, she would not have agreed. But what he said wasn't what he was thinking about, so that's fine, otherwise how would she go to see those two dead friends later?
Oh, Leng Xiaoyou, you're really bad at learning, people haven't said anything, you just guess and think, it's really unbelievable!
"Really........ To do this? ”
Leng Xiaoyou stared at Han Chenyu pitifully with tears in his eyes, hoping that he could raise his noble hand and let himself go.
"You have to do it, or you won't remember the lesson."
Han Chenyu nodded firmly, there was no room for negotiation.
"Death is death, then you have to promise me that after I do this, you can't be angry anymore and can't mention this matter again?"
Leng Xiaoyou asked again uneasily.
"Okay, husband, I'll talk about it, let's start."
Han Chenyu stopped talking, and was ready to accept Leng Xiaoyou's "apology" with a smile.
"Okay, then you're good to go"
Leng Xiaoyou began to do as he was told.
I saw her kneeling on the bed, making a kitten "meowing" for a while, a "puppy Wangwang" for a while, and a frog "croaking" for a while, and the funny and cute appearance made Han Chenyu who was lying on the bed laugh without any image.
"Little demon, hahahaha, you are so cute, hahahahaha...... Go on, don't stop"
No, my stomach hurts from laughter.
Leng Xiaoyou glared at Han Chenyu resentfully, and pursed the corners of his mouth disdainfully.
Smile and laugh, what's so funny, when you fall into my hands I'll let you put all the animals in one go and see if you can still laugh?!
In this way, it wasn't until Han Chenyu smiled so much that his face cramped, that Leng Xiaoyou stopped, and Leng Xiaoyou was already lying on the bed and tired into a pug.
This stinky man must have taken revenge on himself for bullying him before, that's why he is so evil to himself!
"Enough laughing! Gone, a few of them are waiting for us."
Leng Xiaoyou's evil voice was thrown at Han Chenyu, who was trying to calm down his emotions, and he gave him a roll of his eyes before leaving the room first.
Sima Yuyao and Pei Menglu were already waiting by the river, and they hurriedly greeted them when they saw them coming.
Then a few men went about grilling the fish, while the three women sat on wicker chairs, leisurely enjoying the warm sunshine.
"Little demon, what are you doing? Feeling angry? His face was red with anger, did Han Chenyu bully you? ”
Pei Monroe's little demon puffed up with a cold little face, and asked with concern.
"Hmph, who else but him dares to bully me who is so beautiful as a flower, smart and cute?!"
Leng Xiaoyou replied angrily.
"Tell me, why did he bully you?"
Sima Yuyao gossiped.
"Or is he ......., that's how it is"
Leng Xiaoyou told the story in one breath.
"Hahahaha, I'm so sorry I didn't see what the pig you played was like, it must be funny, hahahaha!"
"I also think that I must see it when I have a chance in the future"
After listening to Leng Xiaoyou's complaints, the two women not only did not sympathize with her, but laughed tacitly.
"Two Bad Friends"
Leng Xiaoyou roared pitifully.
Hey, it's really careless in making friends, careless in making friends!
Not far away, men were already setting up their stands, applying spices, and cooking fish over a fire.
"Wow, it's so fragrant, husband, you're awesome!"
Leng Xiaodemon stood next to Han Chenyu, clapping excitedly, she looked at her husband's skillful smearing, wearing fish, grilling fish, pouring oil, elegant and professional, after a while, the fragrance came to the nose, and a golden squeaky grilled fish was freshly baked, and they were drooling.
"Needless to say."
Han Chenyu accepted Leng Xiaoyou's praise without any indifference, and while skillfully arranging the plate, he didn't forget to steal incense on Leng Xiaoyou's face.
Leng Xiaoyou was busy untying the plate containing the grilled fish, and he didn't have time to pay attention to his kiss, so he went to share the food with Pei Monroe with the grilled fish.
And Leng Lingwei and Wang Wenbo were also busy baking things, because Sima Yuyao was pregnant and couldn't eat fish, so Leng Lingwei baked other food for her, and the three big men were busy in front of the oven, while the three women were happily eating around the table, and they didn't forget to comment while eating.
"Well, this one is delicious!"
Sima Yuyao devoured the things in front of her, she had no image of Sven at all, she was two people now, and she had to provide nutrition for two people if she ate it with one mouth, so she couldn't eat less.
"Yuyao, look at you, as if you haven't eaten for a few days, didn't my eldest brother feed you well?"
Leng Xiaoyou held a grilled fish in both hands and gnawed it with relish, but his eyes looked at Sima Yuyao in disbelief.
"You're not the same, besides, I'm eating for two people, and you're still alone, and your mouth isn't full of oil."
Leng Sima Yuyao replied vaguely, proudly touching her protruding belly with one hand, and her body exuded the brilliance of motherhood.
"Well, you win."
Leng Xiaodemon spread his hands to show understanding.
And Pei Menglu next to her looked at Sima Yuyao's bulging belly with envy, and the envy in her eyes was easy to see.
Look at your belly that hasn't moved for a long time, hey, when will you be able to let the little demon have her own children like Yuyao?
"Lulu? Lulu? ”
Leng Xiaoyou caught a glimpse of Pei Menglu staring at Sima Yuyao's stomach and waved his hand in front of her.
"Huh? What's up? ”
Pei Monroe, who came back to her senses, was very embarrassed.
"What are you thinking? So fascinating? ”
"I ..... I want to have a little baby of my own like you."
Pei Monroe confided her heart to her two best friends.
"Then you want it, what's this, you've been married for so long, you can ask for it"
Sima Yuyao felt very puzzled, you must know that her husband was ready to have a child by himself when he got married, because he said that he liked the baby he gave birth to him, hehe.
"But..... We ....."
Pei Monroe leaned close to Leng Xiaoyou's and Sima Yuyao's ears and whispered the reason.
"Why?"
Leng Xiaoyou and Sima Yuyao looked at her in surprise at the same time, with a big question mark in their hearts.
"I don't know, I've said it many times, but ....."
Pei Monroe himself was also very confused, and he didn't know why he still did that since he was married.
"In this way, how about we help you pay attention and make sure that he will turn into a wolf, and he will eat you immediately, completely forgetting other things that should not be remembered, how about it?"
The two women gave Pei Menglu their ideas one by one, and Pei Menglu was both excited and nervous when she heard it.
"Okay, I'll do this when I get home, and I'll have a baby soon, hahahaha"
Pei Monroe clenched her fists, full of confidence.