I didn't know if it was illegal to kill a goblin, but I decided to turn myself in and bring my evidence of my guilt with me—my wife's body.

I went to the nearest police station and turned right a hundred meters out of the community.

I was so tired and staggered that I threw my wife's body on the ground as soon as I got to the hall.

They took me to the interrogation room, where there was a female public safety investigator who had a very bad attitude.

She knocked on the table and said, "Comrade, this is not a place where you can mess around, I hope you can correct your attitude." ”

I said, "My wife is strictly just a title, and we don't have a license. But she was indeed killed by me, and she was probably a bone spirit. Let me tell you in detail about the situation at that time, and you must believe me and listen carefully to what I have to say. ”

The male investigator poured me a glass of water. He said, "Comrade, do you have any family? Like your parents, your brothers and sisters. ”

I spread my hands and said, "What does this have to do with whether I have any family or not?" I killed people. I am a highly educated adult, and I can take responsibility for my actions. ”

The female investigator snorted and laughed, and even pretended to be very serious and said: "Okay, you killed your wife, so tell me, what is your wife's name?" ”

I said, "Zhang Yan." ”

The female investigator actually thought it was a ridiculous incident. She couldn't help it, holding her stomach and going outside to laugh.

I said to the male investigator, "Comrade, can we be more serious?" Can you take care of your lesbian? You must always remember that you are a servant of the people, and your purpose is to serve the people! ”

The female investigator came in, she sat down and took a deep breath, and she said, "I'm sorry, I did have a problem with my attitude just now." By the way, why don't you get married? ”

I was stunned by the question, and I stared blankly at her for no answer.

But then I figured it out, and I said, "She's a bone spirit, that's why I killed her." At night, as long as she is in the moonlight, she will turn into a pair of white bones. How can a white bone spirit get married? I'm afraid the Civil Affairs Bureau won't issue her a marriage certificate! ”

The two investigators looked at each other and shook their heads helplessly.

I was a little anxious, I said, "It's okay under the light, turn off the lights, and the moment I open the curtains, I see a skeleton lying on the bed!" Got it? Moonshine, moonshine is the key. ”

They still shook their heads dumbly.

I'm actually a little disappointed with them.

"Are you regular workers?" I looked at the moon outside, and I pointed to it and said, "There is a moon now, just look at it." What about the corpses, get them in, and I'll show you. ”

The female investigator actually fucking laughed again (I'm sorry, I'm fed up with this woman, I shouldn't have been rude), she actually sighed with pity for me, shook her head and stood up, she went out and dragged the body in and threw it in front of me.

I said, "Turn off the lights, turn off the lights and you'll all understand." ”

The male investigator nodded, got up, and turned off the lights. Suddenly the room went dark.

I walked to the window and brushed the floor and pulled back the half-open curtains. Let a large expanse of moonlight shine on the corpse.

But when I looked at the corpse with great excitement and mixed feelings, I was stunned.

In front of me was a puppet.

I asked the male investigator in a loud voice, "What about the corpse?" Where did you get the corpses? ”

They leaned their heads together and whispered.

Then the man turned on the light and sat back down behind the desk. He put his hands together and crossed his fingers on the table: "Comrade, what do you do?" Have you been working overtime too much lately? ”

I looked at the puppet on the ground in disbelief.

I looked at him again and said, "What about the corpses?" ”

The woman cried out, "Comrade, this is the corpse you brought!" ”

I shook my head and looked at me firmly and said, "Impossible, absolutely impossible." ”

The woman's voice became louder: "Comrade, what the hell do you do?" ”

I said, "Does this have anything to do with my work?" ”

The man knocked on the table and said, "Comrade, we are responsible for you!" Please cooperate with me. ”

I said, "I'm a doctor." ”

"Which hospital?"

"Phoenix Mountain Hospital."

"It's a mental hospital."

"I know it's a mental hospital, are you thinking I'm mentally ill? I'm a doctor, and my name is Wang Lu. ”

I took my wallet out, pulled out my ID and slapped it on their desk.

"You go check and see if I'm a doctor."

The gay man and the lesbian looked at each other and exchanged glances, and the lesbian took my ID card and operated in front of the computer for a while.

When she returned, she said to the man, "He is indeed a doctor." ”

I said, "I didn't lie to you, I'm not mentally ill. Mine did kill her, she's really a bone spirit! I ask you to take my words seriously. Please record my words in the record, and remember every word I say. ”

The lesbian was a little impatient, she said: "Let's put it this way, you said that you killed your wife Zhang Yan, so what is Zhang Yan's mobile phone number?" WeChat, buckle, bank card is always there! Living together for three years, what about the clothes you carry? Hukou booklet, ID card. ”

I said, "Maybe it's at home!" I'm very busy at work, and I don't pay much attention to her. ”

The lesbian covered her distorted face with her left hand, she seemed to be angry, she dropped the pen in her right hand and said, "This comrade, in the middle of the night, you play with us!" ”

I said, "Look for it in my house, and you'll find it." We lived together for three years, and the house was full of traces of her. ”

The lesbian clearly didn't believe me, and she took several deep breaths impatiently, she was controlling her emotions. I could feel that she was losing patience with me, and she was like a powder keg at this point, and if you provoked her any more, she would explode.

The man whispered to her, "Let's go, it's our job." ”