Zhang Qiang got a frying pan, and he went up and started to shoot the head.

He rounded it down, like a woman washing clothes with a stick by the river. I just snapped and kept shooting, and I slapped a good head into a cake.

With each slap, the corpse next to his head would shake, until by the time it was a piece of cake, the corpse turned into a snake and writhed on the ground.

I turned around and walked into the bathroom, and by this time, the demonic energy in the bathroom had dissipated. When I passed by the mirror, I saw that it was Zhang Yan who walked with me in the mirror.

I retreated again, looked at Zhang Yan in the mirror, and combined with the voice in my head just now, I could probably tell that I had schizophrenia.

I may be Zhang Yan, and then I fantasize about a Wang Lu. I may also be Wang Lu, and then fantasize that I am Zhang Yan. In short, none of this is necessarily what is actually happening.

Psychotic! What you see and hear cannot be used as the criterion for judging objective facts, what a psychopath can do is to try to calm down and not get into trouble.

For example, just now, I seem to have gotten into trouble, I seem to have cut off someone's head. But maybe it's just an illusion, maybe that person doesn't exist at all. Maybe I'm still sleeping on the bed in Ward 304 at this time, and I'll wake up later.

I suddenly felt sick to my stomach and I sat down on the toilet.

Just about to expel the filth from her body, Xu Qing pushed open the door and came in, she looked at me and said, "Why does the headless corpse still move?" If it's convenient for you, can you explain? ”

I grinned and tried to excrete the filth from my body, and I didn't want to answer any questions. Moreover, I am not used to being watched by others going to the toilet.

I said, "I'm convenient!" ”

Xu Qing said: "What the hell is going on? ”

I said, "It's convenient for me, it's not convenient for me to talk to you." Can you make it easy for me first? ”

Xu Qing said: "Are you inconvenient now? ”

I said, "I'm convenient, but I'm not convenient." ”

I didn't want to talk nonsense with her anymore, so I said loudly, "Can I say okay after pooping?" ”

Xu Qing understood my words at this time, she sighed, went out, and didn't close the door for me. I can't get out if I don't close the door, so I can only pout myself and close the door.

When I pouted and came back, I looked up at Zhang Yan in the mirror, and she was also looking at me in the mirror.

I whispered, "If only you could come out!" ”

Xu Qing slammed the door open, startling me. She said, "Who are you talking to?" ”

I said, "Sister, can you please make it easier for me first?" ”

Zhang Qiang also came over at this time, and blocked the door with Xu Qing to look at me.

Zhang Qiang said: "The corpse is not moving! ”

I slowly sat down on the toilet and closed my eyes. Xu Qing and Zhang Qiang closed the door for me, I rubbed my face with my hands, I was thinking while it was convenient, I was probably schizophrenic.

It's a smart toilet and it's unusually warm to sit on. And after the convenience is finished, it can be rinsed with the push of a button, which is the first time I have used such advanced high-tech equipment. In amazement, I thought, I'll have to buy one when I go back, take it with me wherever I go, this thing is so easy to use.

I put on my pants and stood in front of the mirror, at this time Zhang Yan in the mirror walked around with her arms crossed, she said: "There is a lot of resentment here, and it attracts all the monsters around me." ”

I said, "Are you all serious?" ”

Xu Qing pushed the door open again, and she said, "Who are you talking to?" ”

Then she sighed and said, "I forgot that you were insane, and there were quite a few investigators outside. ”

I said, "Someone must have called the police, I'm mentally ill anyway." And I can basically be diagnosed, I am schizophrenic. ”

Xu Qing covered her face with her hands and said, "Don't say it's you, I'm fucking crazy." Let's go, the boss wants to meet you. ”

I sat on the couch next to me and watched as the security officers examined the body.

Zhang Qiang came over and whispered, "That kid is probably the Bull Demon King!" ”

I said, "How do you learn my tone to speak?" ”

Zhang Qiang said: "I'm crazy too, okay? ”

I asked, "Why do you say that he is probably the Bull Demon King?" ”

Zhang Qiang whispered, "Did you see that he had a nose ring?" ”

I said, "There aren't many people who wear rings on their noses. ”

Zhang Qiang snorted and said, "So he is probably the Bull Demon King." ”

I whispered, "I need to remind you that last time I sent me to Phoenix Mountain Hospital just because I said that my wife was probably a white bone spirit!" ”

Zhang Qiang suddenly said loudly: "I can't care so much!" ”

There is a large group of people over there, a large part of them are ordinary public safety investigators, and a small part are the heads of the National Investigation Bureau. Soon, the safety officers all withdrew, and the big leader walked to the front of the sofa and sat inside.

There was a two-person sofa opposite me, and Xu Qing and Zhang Qiang sat in it together. Wait to listen to the leader's lecture.

Zhang Qiang whispered: "Let me introduce it, this is the royal law we just talked about." Zhang Yan's case is the clue he provided. He was a schizophrenic. ”

Xu Qing said: "This is the top leader of our Suspected Case Investigation Bureau, Comrade Song He. ”

I said, "I'm just a psychopath, and I shouldn't be true when I say it, and I shouldn't be true when you say it." ”

Zhang Qiang said: "This is the big leader, Wang Lu, you pay attention." If this is put aside in ancient times, the Song Bureau will be Dali Siqing! It is a big man who can see the emperor directly. ”

I said, "This analogy is inappropriate, Dali Temple is mainly used to judge cases." I think if I had to compare it, it would probably be a criminal officer. ”

Song He smiled and said: "Let's not compare it, our department is newly established, and this is also the first major case we have handled, and now it seems that it is indeed related to monsters." As soon as you arrived, you had some clues, which was a good start. I hope that you will make persistent efforts to solve the case as soon as possible, and give a satisfactory answer to the family, the organization, and the society. Don't let down the high expectations of the organization, the people and the country! ”

Song He finally added in a low voice: "Many bosses are staring at this case!" ”

I said, "Let me interrupt, is the one who died just now really a goblin?" ”

Zhang Qiang said: "It's probably a goblin. ”

Song He nodded and said: "Comrades, let go of your ideological baggage, open your hands and feet, do it boldly, and if you encounter any difficulties, you can call me directly." I will give you my full support. We hope that you will solve this ghost house painting case as soon as possible and get off to a good start. The case is handled beautifully, and I can apply for funding, and when the time comes, we will improve our environment, and at least equip you with a decent official car. Your car is too shabby, Wuling Hongguang, I'm ashamed of you. ”

Zhang Qiang and Xu Qing suddenly stood up, saluted and shouted, "Guarantee to complete the task!" ”

Your uncle, scare Lao Tzu!