Chapter 14: The Mansion Kicks
I'm going to go to the toilet, but I'm holding back at Liu's house just now, and I'm embarrassed to go. When I got here, I couldn't hold it anymore, and it just so happened to be right behind the bus stop.
Xu Qing said to go too, and the two of us went together. I waited for her when I came out, and she came out and said let me go to the pharmacy with her.
I asked her what medicine she was buying, and she didn't say anything, and only after I got there did I go buy a pregnancy test.
We are also responsible for this, so we went to buy it obediently. The little girl who sells medicine is not a thing, so she has to recommend me to buy expensive ones, eight yuan a piece. I said just buy the cheapest one, just a few cents a piece. This kind of thing, it makes no difference whether it is expensive or cheap.
Xu Qing felt that I was picking, saying that she paid for it, and if she wanted to buy it, she would buy expensive ones. She didn't need me anymore, and not only bought a pregnancy test, but also other medicines.
I was so angry that I came out of the pharmacy first.
I'm a doctor, don't I understand this? Not only is she insulting my profession, she's pulling down my IQ.
I couldn't tell if I was mentally ill or she was mentally ill.
But think I'm a psychopath, and I'm probably wrong.
But after coming out of the pharmacy, I still couldn't hold back, I said, "Xu Qing, can this expensive pregnancy test change the objective facts?" I mean, if you're pregnant, can this pregnancy test take your pregnancy test? ”
Xu Qing said: "How many times will you test it in a lifetime?" Besides, the few cents is just a small piece of paper, you see how good this is, with packaging, and with a plastic shell, it looks high-end. ”
I said, "Yan Kuan also looks advanced, you look for Yan Kuan!" ”
Xu Qing looked at me and smiled, she pointed at me and said, "Psychopath, you're jealous, aren't you?" You're jealous, aren't you? ”
I pointed to the bus stop and said, "You go back and wait for the bus first, I'll buy two bottles of water, I'll be defeated." I'm really angry with you. ”
I came back with three bottles of water, and the water was the cheapest I bought.
But when I came back, I really saw Yan Kuan, who was laughing with Xu Qing on the side of the road.
Yan Kuan has a big off-road vehicle parked on the side of the road, and next to the off-road vehicle, there is a beautiful woman wearing shorts and showing her big white legs, looking quite heroic.
The first thing I felt about this woman was good, although she didn't look like a good woman, but I always felt that she had a chivalrous spirit.
It's the feeling of "killing one person in ten steps, leaving no line for a thousand miles".
I'm different from her, I'm the last two sentences: Brush off your clothes and go away, hide deep with your name!
Seeing that I came back with water, Yan Kuan greeted me from a long distance: "Brother Wang, Brother Wang." ”
He came running up to me, helped me with the water, and said, "What are you buying this thing for, I have water in my car." ”
I said, "The water in the car is so warm that I can't drink it." ”
Yan Kuan said: "I have a refrigerator in the car!" Let's go, get in the car, and my brother will send you out of town. ”
I said, "No, let's take the bus." ”
Yan Kuan said: "What's polite! Xiaoqing and I were classmates, and we had a good relationship at that time. ”
I said, "I'm not polite, I'll just tell the truth." I don't like you, and I want to kill you when I see you. ”
Xu Qing giggled on the side.
The woman next to the car also laughed and said, "There are not many people in Yanjing who dare to talk to Yan Dashao like this. Brother Wang, where are you going? ”
Yan Kuan said: "Shut up, how can you talk to my brother Wang?!" ”
Yan Kuan said: "Brother Wang, maybe we have a little misunderstanding. Xiaoqing and I were together for a few days when we went to school, but we didn't even hold hands, don't get me wrong. ”
I said, "That's not what I care about, I just don't like you!" ”
Yan Kuan smiled and said: "Even if it is a pig that looks at it for a long time, it will be pleasing to the eye, let's go, get in the car, Brother Wang, give my brother a face, and let my brother send you out of the city!" ”
It's really hot, and I'm in a hurry to go back, not to mention how comfortable it is to live in the Liu family's villa. The main thing is that I want to go back to take a nap, and if I don't sleep at noon, I don't have the energy to do anything in the afternoon.
Yan Kuan even pulled and pulled, and I half-pushed and half-pushed.
The woman was driving, Xu Qing was in the co-pilot, and Yan Kuan sat next to me in order to let me gradually get used to his appearance.
He said: "Brother Wang, I heard the news that someone organized to go to the ghost house tonight to kick out!" ”
I said, "If you don't do it, you won't die!" ”
Zhang Qiang sat on my left, he stretched his neck across me and said, "This really doesn't work, you have to take care of it, don't let them go." That place is not clean. ”
Yan Kuan said: "I can't control it this time, it's organized by Sister Kou." Do you know who Sister Kou is? The first lady in Yanjing, Kou Yumen. ”
Xu Qing asked in front: "What's the picture?" ”
The woman next to her said while driving, "What's the picture? Build momentum! This Kou Yumen cow, who is worth more than popular stars, who wants to see her for a glass of wine, do you know how many greeting gifts you get? ”
I said, "Why don't you get two or three hundred!" ”
The woman who drove the car said, "Add 10,000." ”
"it!" I say.
Yan Kuan introduced: "This is my girlfriend, Li Yanran. ”
I said, "The girl is very nice, don't bully people." ”
Li Yanran said: "Brother Wang, Yan Kuan is not afraid of the sky or the earth, I think he is very afraid of you!" Why? ”
I said, "I like to learn from Lei Feng to help people, and he has been touched by my spirit." ”
When I said this, Xu Qing coughed dryly twice, and Zhang Qiang also coughed dryly.
Yan Kuan said: "Let's not mention it, it's all over, it's all my fault." ”
Xu Qing commanded Li Yanran to drive the car to our Wuling Hongguang, and we got in the car and left.
However, Yan Kuan didn't say goodbye to us, but kept driving us back to Beishan Villa.
He didn't want anything else, he and Li Yanran also wanted to join in the fun here at night.
We bought some food on the way and made it in this big kitchen and ate it. It's almost three o'clock after eating, and it's almost dark after a good night's sleep.
This ghost place began to become a master one after another.
I didn't want to join in the excitement, so we just moved to the small attic in the south, where Liu Tao used to live. This little attic is also good, quite quiet, there is a flagpole in front of the door, and a brand new flag is hung on the flagpole.
There is also a pond in front of it, and there are koi fish in the pond, which I have never eaten, and I don't know if it is the same as ordinary big carp when stewed. When I saw this koi, I thought I'd try it first.
Yan Kuan knew a lot of people, so he went to the front to call friends and hooked his shoulders.
I was lying on the balcony of the little attic and looking over there, wondering if this group of people were all mentally ill! Figure, ah, they?