Chapter 16: The Logic of Psychosis
Zhang Yan stood in the mirror, looking at me with her arms crossed, she hummed and said: "I think she came here to catch ghosts, catch ghosts and take them back to raise millet ghosts, and then sell them to some celebrities or something, those celebrities can indeed transfer little ghosts." But it's very dangerous to raise a little ghost! It's like raising a dog, once the dog is anti-sexual and bites the owner, it's terrible. ”
I said, "The probability of a dog biting its owner is smaller than being struck by lightning." ”
Zhang Yan said: "But if you don't raise it, you will never be bitten." ”
I hummed and said, "I'd love to hear from you." Since Kou Yumen came here to catch ghosts, it means that there are really ghosts here. ”
Zhang Yan snorted and said, "There are not only ghosts, but also evil ghosts. She caught evil ghosts, and she brought in so many people just to lure them out. This Kou Yumen City Mansion is very deep! ”
I said, "So what is she looking for me?" ”
Zhang Yan said: "I must have heard the news from inside, and he is interested in your knife." ”
"What kind of knife is that?"
"Embroidered spring knife, do you know who used it?"
"Who?"
"This knife is very angry, and the owner of the knife took it and hanged it on a crooked neck tree on the Yanjing Coal Mountain."
"He? How could he have an embroidered spring knife? ”
"His embroidered spring knife is the best embroidered spring knife in the world."
"Why is it in your hands?"
"I can't tell, probably because my name is the same as his sister-in-law. This knife was given to him when his brother died, and he said, "My brother should be Yao Shun!" As a result, Yao Shun didn't take it, the country was lost, and the resentment was so heavy! ”
At this time, I looked at Zhang Yan in the mirror and smiled, and said that this is too mysterious!
I am a schizophrenic, this Zhang Yan is the result of my schizophrenia, these things are all fantasies of me, and they can't be taken seriously. I'd better go to sleep.
When I went to turn off the lights, Zhang Yan was still looking at me in the mirror. I turned off the lights and went to bed, and she disappeared from the mirror.
I muttered to myself, "I finally understand what schizophrenia is, and if I can recover from it, I should give a lecture to the psychiatrists about what schizophrenia is and how to treat it." ”
Then I closed my eyes and went to sleep.
Early the next morning, Wang Abao came again, and when I opened the door, she looked at me with her arms crossed and said, "You're here to solve the case, right?" ”
I said, "I'm just a psychopath, you come in and talk to our leader." ”
Wang Abao nodded, walked in, and sat on the sofa.
She said loudly in a condescending manner, "Who am I talking to?" ”
Xu Qing got down in her uniform and sat opposite her: "Tell me." ”
Wang Abao said: "Let's not go around in circles, are you here to solve the case?" Liu Yang's disappearance, right. ”
Xu Qing nodded and said, "That's right, do you have any clues?" ”
Wang Abao said: "Sister Kou said, please ask Brother Wang to learn from Lei Feng to help, your case, Sister Kou will help you solve it." ”
I smiled and said, "I like to learn from Lei Feng and talk about it." ”
Wang Abao said: "You have to talk to Sister Kou about this matter." As long as the negotiation is completed, Sister Kou will directly help you solve this case, and this person will find it out for you. ”
I said, "Let's talk, I'm not the palace inside." Come and go as you please. ”
Wang Abao smiled: "Sister Kou, please come over." Whether you want to go over or not, you can discuss it. ”
I know that what people want is not twist, what they want is this!
Wang Abao stood up after speaking, and his high heels stepped on the floor and walked away, with a crisp voice, like a ping-pong ball falling to the ground.
Xu Qing looked at me and said, "Wang Lu, why don't you go over, after all, it's very important to solve the case." ”
I said, "She's actually here to beg me, if I don't go, she'll have to come, do you believe it or not?" ”
Xu Qing said: "It is important to solve the case. ”
I said, "It's important to solve the case, but you have to understand the logic." She obviously has something important to ask me for help, and as long as I hold steady, she will definitely come and beg me. ”
Zhang Qiang came out rubbing his eyes at this time and said, "What are you two arguing about in the morning?" Let's go, get some food on the way, and go to the notary office. I have to apply for a Beijing entry permit. ”
I said, "That's right, go early, go to breakfast, and then get a Beijing certificate and go to the notary office." ”
Xu Qing said to Zhang Qiang: "Kou Yumen said that as long as Wang Lu went over to talk to her, he would help us find Liu Yang." Wang Lu just didn't go. ”
When Zhang Qiang heard this, his eyes widened directly, and he said, "Lao Wang, what do you want?" It's important to solve the case! ”
I really can't understand what they think as normal people, and I can't care so much.
I patiently explained: "I'm psychotic, and that's the logic of psychopathy. When she asks me to do something, she has to beg me. Do you understand this? From the day we met, it was very difficult to communicate, why can't you listen to me carefully, just once, not once? ”
Zhang Qiang said: "Just when you see her, the case will be solved, why should you?" ”
These two people made me so angry that my brain was buzzing, and I said, "If you ask someone to do something, do you have to carry two bottles of sorghum wine, visit the door, and then tell people that it sounds good, and people will see your attitude and help you get things done." Logic right, right? ”
Zhang Qiang nodded and said, "That's right!" ”
I pointed outside and said, "Kou Yumen is looking for me to do something, why do you want me to bow down and beg her?" I'm mentally ill, but I'm not stupid! ”
I stared at Xu Qing and said loudly, "Remember, don't expect others to be nice to you, no one will be really good to you!" She, Kou Yumen, didn't come so far to help you. Don't be afraid to delay the work, hurry up and get down to business. She Kou Yumen has something to ask me, so she has to come over with two bottles of wine, and beg me in a low voice. Listen to me once! ”
Seeing that I was angry, Xu Qing and Zhang Qiang softened, and as soon as the two discussed, they followed me.
In their opinion, I am mentally ill, and I am justified.
When Zhang Qiang drove our Wuling Hongguang out, Wang Abao stood in front of the main building and waved. Zhang Qiang stopped the car, and I rolled down the window.
I said to Wang Abao: "Tell Kou Yumen that at half past two in the afternoon, carry two bottles of sorghum wine and go to Xiaonanlou." ”
My words surprised Wang Abao. She stared at me for a long time without saying a word, and was stunned.
I rolled up the window and said, "Drive." ”
Zhang Qiang drove the car out, and after going out of the gate, he said: "The case will be solved when we meet, why do you bother?" ”
I'm also wondering if there's something wrong with my brain, I'm a psychopath, am I too stubborn?
Maybe I'm wrong again.
But I always felt that she had something to ask me, shouldn't she come to the house with two bottles of wine?