Chapter 146: True and False Less Master (3)

Shang Liang entered the cabin, sat down, and said to Wang Xianghu with a wry smile: "Brother Wang, when I came out of the mountain, I met a monster!"

Wang Xianghu looked at the two little heroes.

As soon as they entered the cabin, they were confused, and he could not recognize who the leopard was.

They wear the same clothes, the same colors.

Now, he was surprised by Shang Liang's words and asked, "Have you ever seen a monster?"

Shang Liang winked at them and said, "Yes! We were so frightened that Brother Leopard went up and confronted him. After thirty or forty rounds, I tried to help him. But when I looked at him, my eyes stopped and I couldn't pay attention. ”

"The monster enchanted you?"

"The monster didn't confuse me. ”

"Then why didn't you make a move?"

"Because the monster is gone, standing in front of me are two leopard brothers. I can't tell which one is real and which one is fake. Wouldn't it be terrible to help the fake Leopard Brother and kill the real Leopard Brother? Brother Wang, how can I do it?"

Leopard, Bud, Qingqing, and Cuicui were all stunned when they heard Shang Liang's words about meeting the ghost at first.

They didn't understand why Shang Liang was talking nonsense and what tricks he was playing.

Hearing this now, everyone laughed "haha", it turned out that Shang Liang was playing tricks on Wang Xianghu.

Wang Xianghu was also stunned when he heard this, and thought: Is there really a monster in Jinyun Mountain?

He had heard many stories about monsters and ghosts since he had been in and out of this mystical spirit, but he had never heard of anyone encountering a monster, and this was the first time he had heard of it.

He didn't believe some, and seeing Qingqing and the others laughing, he knew that he might make Shang Liang joke!

But there are two leopard brothers in front of them, exactly the same.

How to explain it?

He looked at the crowd suspiciously, then at Shang Liang, and said, "Brother Shang, don't make fun of me." What's wrong?"

Shang Liang said, "How can I tease you? Aren't those two brothers sitting in front of you?"

"Is one of them a monster?"

"That's right. Since ancient times, demons are invincible, Brother Wang is righteous and can suppress demons, please help us distinguish - next, who is the demon!"

"You don't know?"

Shang Liang spread his hands: "It may be that the righteous qi in our body is not enough, and the evil qi is too heavy, especially my two treasures, which are evil spirits, how can you see it?"

Cuicui smiled: "Dad, the devil is in you!"

At this time, Hou Fang and the Jiang family brothers, who were already panicked, ran into the cabin curiously to watch the excitement.

They - look, they were very surprised.

Hou Fang asked, "What's going on with this thing?"

Wang Xianghu said: "Shang Liang said that one of them is a monster. Can you believe it?"

Hou Fang said in surprise: "Really?"

Jiang Bo said, "Master, it can't be that the rat spirit has run out again, right?"

Cuicui asked curiously, "What rat essence?"

Jiang Bo said: "Oh, look, Xiaoxia, when I was a child, I heard people say, 'Five rats are in Tokyo.' ’

There were five rats, and they grew well and turned into all sorts of people. One of the rats fell in love with a beautiful woman and became her husband, a delicate scholar. Two scholars appear in front of a beautiful woman at the same time. The beautiful woman did not know who her real husband was, and in front of her in-laws, alarmed the neighbors, and even the parents of the scholar did not know who their son was. The two scholars accused each other of being liars and then asked the county magistrate to come forward. ”

At this time, Shang Liang looked at the two leopard brothers and asked, "Brother leopard, do you have a beautiful wife in your family that rat spirits like?"

As he spoke, his eyes looked at Qingqing and Cuicui, and he said, "This is not good!"

Cuicui shouted, "Dad, you're a rat!"

Shang Liang was deliberately stunned: "How can I be a rat spirit?"

Cuicui couldn't help but smile: "Dad is not a rat spirit, then you have to have a rat spirit to be a father, and you have to go to Chongqing to cheat on your mother." ”

Shang Liang shouted, "Ward off evil spirits! How can you say that? Isn't this a sin?"

Qingqing smiled and said, "Dad, don't worry, Mom is Guanyin, Lidali! The rat spirit will show her true face in front of her, just like dead!"

Shang Liang hurriedly said, "Yes! I didn't know that your mother was Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Everyone laughed, and Jiang Bo laughed so hard that he didn't know what to do.

But Leopard was very interested in the story of the five rats in Tokyo, and he asked Jiang Bo, "What will happen in the future?"

Jiang Bo looked at him blankly.

Shang Liang said: "Jiang Bo, don't be afraid. Go ahead, even if he is a rat spirit, he will not dare to hit you. You can prove that he is indeed a rat spirit by hitting him. ”

"Okay!" I continued. During the interrogation of the prefectural order, the back hall ran out of the prefectural order again. The two county magistrates accused each other of being fake. No one knows who the real county magistrate is!"

Cuicui asked, "How many counties are too old?"

Jiang Bo said: "This is the rat spirit that has changed again." ”

Leopard asked, "What about the two county magistrates?"

Jiang Bo said: "They pulled each other and went to ask Bao Zheng, and Bao Gong made it clear. ”

Bao Zheng, people say that he will try civil cases, ghost cases at night, and judge cases like heaven. ”

Cuicui said: "Then this Bao Zheng must be judged!"

"No, because the other rat spirits have become Bao Zheng again, so Bao Zheng can't be judged. The matter was immediately reported to the Emperor, and two more Emperors appeared. Later, two more widows were added, and Tokyo was in chaos. ”

Qingqing asked, "Is this five rats messing around in Tokyo?"

"Yes!"

Jiang Bo asked Shang Liang: "Shang Daxia, the first time you saw a monster, is it a rat spirit?"

Shang Liang was shocked and said, "Yes! When the elf came out of the woods in the early days, its face did look like a mouse. I hit and beat and it became a leopard brother!"

Jiang Bo said very seriously: "That must be the rat essence, it has come out again now and has become a small hero!"

Bao'er thought it was funny, and Leopard also smiled, without saying a word, but Qingqing and Cuicui smiled, leaned back, and thought: "There are always fathers in the world who love to play tricks, and there are always Jiang Bo who believes in these nonsense." ”

Only Shang Liang raised his head, without a smile on his face, and said to Wang Xianghu: "Brother Wang, I advise you not to distinguish who is who. Maybe another Master Wang will pop up at the stern of the boat, and we won't have to sit on the boat. ”

The crowd laughed again.

Jiang Bo asked Wang Xianghu, "Can you really tell the difference between them?"

Shang Liang said, "Senior Brother Wang, if we can tell it, can we catch the mouse? Bring both of them? Your brother has this ability, you can see it!"

"Okay, I want to tell, Brother Hou, you also have to help take a look, first see if one of them has changed. ”

Wang Xianghu is an old Jianghu, he doesn't believe in ghosts and ghosts, but he wants Shang Liang to find a similar boy to deceive Leopard, and after some disguise, he plays tricks on himself.

Hou Fang also said with interest: "Okay!"

The two of them circled around the leopard and the bud, looking up and down, especially their faces, and even caressing them with their hands.

Bud has been a little fond of teasing people since she was a child, and now she laughs even more.

Leopards?

It also depends on whether others can tell the difference, is it really the same as the young head of the Tibetan Point Sect, there is no difference in the slightest?

Wang Xianghu and Hou Fang looked at it for a while, but they still couldn't speak.

Two leopards, their faces unchanged.

Shang Liang asked, "How is it?"

Wang Xianghu said: "Shang Daxia, I really admire you. Where did you get a little brother who looks exactly like Brother Leopard?"

"Oh, didn't I say it's a monster, where did I get it?"

"Oh my God! There's really another rat in the stern!"

They hurried down the back aisle and looked behind.

There was indeed a person at the stern, an old man, not an old mouse, but an old man.

He came back with two more cans of wine.

Lao Zhaohua walked up the corridor to the bow of the boat and asked Shang Liang, "What did you say?

The crowd laughed again.

Lao Zhaohua looked at everyone: "What are you laughing at? Say that I am always called Hua a rat essence? Don't think that I stole these two cans of wine, and I took a lot of effort to get them." ”

He said as he put down two bottles of wine.

Cuicui said, "Well, I don't know an old gentleman who has a big wedding, and you have so many things to ask for." ”

"Little girl, are you here to sarcastically change my name, I ......"

Cuicui had already shouted, "What did you say?"

Lao Hua said helplessly: "Okay, little killer, I said that I leaked my mouth and revealed your true face, I'm sorry!"

"Count me as a little girl, okay?"

It doesn't matter if you don't say it, you can say that Decuicui is a daughter, and everyone knows it.

Cuicui hurriedly stomped her feet: "Old scream, you want to die!"

Shang Liang said, "Girl, even if you don't say that, the people on the ship already know." ”

The old beggar said, "Yes, what's wrong with my daughter?" I kept thinking that women don't think about it at all. My greedy parents must have added one thing to my life. ”

When they heard this, they laughed even harder.

Cuicui and Qingqing suddenly had red clouds on their faces.

Qingqing was so angry that she glanced at Lao Zhaohua: "The older you are, the more useless you are." ”

Cuicui said: "Sister Qing, he is the same as his father. Let's go to the rear cabin and don't listen to their nonsense. ”

Qingqing and Cuicui turned to enter the back cabin, and asked everyone, "What are you laughing at? You're not laughing at me, are you?"

Wang Xianghu said, "Old beggar, it's great that you're here! Brother Shang has brought two leopard brothers. Want us to guess who's real and who's not?"

Lao Huashi asked, "What? Two leopard brothers?"

Wang Xianghu pointed to the lake and said, "Look, aren't the two leopard brothers sitting there?"

"Strange! How did these two leopard brothers come out?"

"Shang Daxia said that one of them is a monster!"

Lao Zhaohua looked at Shang Liang and thought: Shang Liang must be playing tricks on Wang Xianghu. I always called Hua Ye to take advantage of the excitement and asked in amazement, "Has the monster changed?"

Shang Liang said, "Senior Brother Wang, what do you mean by five rats wreaking havoc in Tokyo?"

The old beggar asked, "Do you want me to keep telling him to go on monster hunts?"

Wang Xianghu said: "I just want to tell you who the real leopard brother is. ”

"Brother Wang, you have been looking for me. I'm saying I can't tell the real from the fake, but when I look at it, I can tell the real from the fake.

Shang Liang smiled: "Old name, don't say absolutely! I'm afraid you'll somersault this time!"

"Okay, do you bet with me?"

Shang Liang looked at Lao Zhaohua's face and shook his head.

Lao Zhaohua asked, "Don't you dare?"

"No! I want to dissuade you from gambling!"

"What do you mean by that?"

"I see that your Yin Tang is black, I'm afraid you lost nine out of ten bets, and you're embarrassed if I win. ”

"Are you sure I can't tell the difference?"

"Almost!"

"Then why don't you bet?"

"Lao Zhaohua, do you really want to bet?"

"Indeed!"

"So what are we betting on?"

"You can bet on anything. ”

"It's always called, that's what you said, don't blame me if you lose.

"Then let's ask Senior Brother Wang to be a notary. Otherwise, you tell him not to admit his loss. ”

Wang Xianghu smiled: "Okay! I want to be a notary." ”

Lao Zhaohua urged: "Say it quickly, what are you betting on?"

"Old beggar, you hear clearly, whoever loses, who does not drink! Not allowed to stay on board. ”

"What about the winner?"

"Drink, of course! stay on board. ”

"Okay! That's what you said!"

"That's right. ”

"Am I going to start distinguishing the real from the fake right now?"

Shang Liang smiled mysteriously: "Please!"

He asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"Ahh

"Do you think you're going to win?"

"It's always called Hua, you're afraid that you won't have any alcohol to drink, no boat to sit on, it's best not to gamble. ”

"Why don't I gamble?"

"Please!"

Lao Zhaohua walked up to the leopard and the bud, stared at them, looked at them, scratched his head and said, "It's not easy to separate them!"

"Old beggar, you gave up, didn't you?"

"Who said I lost?"

"Then tell me who's true and who's not!"

Lao Zhaohua suddenly asked, "Who is my brother Lao Zhaohua?"

The leopard and the bud replied in unison, "I am!"

The old beggar said, "Hey, you two should be so fast!" ”

Shang Liang smiled: "Their thoughts are the same. How can they be discordant? Besides, one of them is an elf, or even more!

Lao Zhaohua said: "This is not difficult for me to keep calling Hua." ”

He suddenly screamed again.

"Who is the young head of the Tibetan Sect?"

Leopard and Bud remained silent, looking at each other.

Lao Hua sighed and said, "Okay! I'll lose, I'll go!"

The leopard and the bud jumped up at the same time, grabbed the old beggar and said, "Grandpa, you can't go!"

Lao Yu turned around, pushed the two of them away, and laughed loudly: "I always call Hua I know who is real and who is fake!"

He pushed the knife away, and it broke

The size of the strength of the two of them, the strong internal force is, of course, the leopard.

Wang Xianghu didn't know, Shang Liang didn't expect to call the old man to come to this test, and he didn't say a word

He was stunned and asked, "Are you separated?"

Lao Zhaohua pointed at the leopard: "He is the leopard's brother!"

A finger bud: "He is the young head of the Tibetan Dian Sect!"

Wang Xianghu was stunned: "Old Zhaohua, don't be confused, drink two glasses of wine?"

"Why am I so confused?"

"Isn't Leopard Xiaoxia the head of the Hidden Point Sect?"

Shang Liang deliberately coaxed: "Yes, how can you separate the two? Isn't that not yet separated?"

The old man was anxious: "Brother Shang, don't you play and don't admit it!"

Shang Liang blinked: "That's what the notary said." It's none of my business. ”

Leopard and Bud asked in surprise, "Old man, how can you tell us apart?"

Called Hua said mysteriously: "This is my old genius, yes." You can't say it, once you say it, it won't work in the future!"

He turned to Shang Liang and said, "Listen, they all admit it, but you don't?"

Shang Liang said: "Okay, I lost!"

Wang Xianghu still asked strangely: "Lao Zhaohua, how do you know each other? You, can you tell that kind of talent?"

Shang Liang said: "He brags, don't listen to him playing tricks." ”

"Grandpa, what do you say about our separation?" asked Leopard and Bud at the same time.

"He made an excuse to leave, and you two went to pull him, and he pushed you away by surprise, testing the strength of both of you! ”

At this time, Leopard Er and Bao'er understood the original method of Elder Mo.

Wang Xianghu nodded: "This is really a good idea, but I didn't expect it." ”

"Of course you don't!" because you don't know that there is a man like Brother Leopard, who has never seen Leopard and does not know them. But Lao Zhaohua knows and understands the difference between them. ”

"That's it!"

Lao Zhaohua said: "I can't distinguish this method from Lao Zhaohua, and there is a second way to divide it." ”

Wang Xianghu asked, "What is the second way?"

"Take off their clothes. ”

Wang Xianghu was stunned: "Have you taken off your clothes?"

Elder Mo blinked.

"Because one of them is a youkai! Those clothes, those fake clothes don't show their true colors anymore? I've been thinking that since he's a monster, some of the fur in it doesn't have to be completely changed. ”

Wang Xianghu smiled and said, "Don't laugh. I know how to tell the difference between them!Because it didn't take long for the leopard to recover, especially the sword wound on his chest, which was more obvious when he took off his clothes. ”

Lao Zhaohua was deliberately stunned: "You, why did you steal my old Zhaohua's housekeeping skills?"

Hou Fang, Brother Jiang, Leopard, and Bao'er couldn't help laughing.

The old beggar said, "Brother Wang, you are a notary. What if you lose?"

Wang Xianghu said, "Shang Daxia, you're not joking, are you?"

"Hey, notary, I said, don't you believe it?

Shang Liang smiled: "Okay, okay, I'll go! If you want to stay on the ship, you have to stay on the ship, you can't leave." ”

Lao Yuhua felt that something was wrong and asked, "What did you say?"

"It's not that the losers will leave. Is this winner on the ship?"

"Can't you leave?"

"If you stay on board, you can't go!"

"Then I'll be on the ship forever, won't I?"

"What's the point? How nice it would be to stay on the boat forever! Instead of walking, it's nice to lie on deck and watch the ever-changing scenery on both sides of the river. ”

"No, no! I don't want to bet anymore!"

"Old beggar, didn't you say you were betting openly, don't admit what you said!"

Lao Huahua pulled his messy hair and shouted: "What's wrong with me Lao Hua, you are such a fool!"

At this time, Qingqing and Cuicui also came out with a smile to see how their father was playing tricks on Elder Mo.

Qingqing said: "Keep yelling, stop shouting! Who told you to bet?"

Cuicui said: "Old name, you are a big winner!"

"How's the winner? I'm afraid it's a weird thing in the world!"

The old man said, "Win! I've fallen for your father." He's a winner. I'm old, but I'm the biggest loser. ”

Cuicui said: "No way, I am willing to lose the bet! No, no, I should ......." ”

The crowd listened and laughed again.

Lao Zhaohua said: "Then I Lao Zhaohua does not live on the ship, and spend the rest of my life on this ship?"

Shang Liang smiled: "But your name is Hua, no wonder anyone!"

"Brother Shang, I've been begging you, can you spare me?"

"How can you be accommodating?"

"Have some drink," he said.

"Can you shorten my time on the ship?"

"How long do you want to shorten it?"

"You're going to keep me on the ship for two or three days!"

"That's not going to work. ”

"How long do you want me to stay?"

"Well, for the sake of the wine, I'm going to lock them up and get to Yunnan. If they go ashore, you can go ashore too. However, there is a condition that you always say to keep them safe on the road and not to let people get hurt. ”