Chapter 225: I'm Your Uncle
Li Xiaozi and I leaned against the door to watch the excitement, leaning against each other.
Li Xiaozi said, "Let's start eating, I've been eating since yesterday afternoon, and I'm still hungry!"
"Wait, it's coming."
We were leaning together and discussing dinner, when the saint saw us.
She faced us and pointed to us and said, "Who are those two fairy slaves? Why don't you kneel?"
Ning Lan looked back and saw that it was me and Li Xiaozi, stood up and scolded, "Why don't you kneel when you see the Holy King and Holy Queen? Get down on your knees and pray for the Holy Queen."
I said, "The Holy Queen is not my mother, so what do I have to kneel in?"
Li Xiaozi smiled and said, "I don't kneel on my mother's birthday, I'm a ghost!"
As soon as the two of us said this, they immediately provoked the immortals of Tiantai Palace.
Especially the nine princes, we don't know who the eldest is and what they are called, anyway, they all look like dogs.
But people are immortals, so it's good to teach the animals this kind of thing to the minions.
One of the minions jumped out and said to one of the princes, "Please allow the immortal slave Duan Qingyun to teach these two fanatics a lesson."
The prince shook his head and said, "Go, the birthday of the Holy Queen, just don't take your life, it's unlucky!"
Li Xiaozi said, "If you want to fight, then go out and fight, it's too narrow here!"
I said, "If you fight, come out and fight, shout slogans inside, eat first, and don't forget to leave us a mouthful." I've been hungry all day."
Li Xiaozi and I came out, and when we arrived outside, there was the big square of Tiantai Palace, where the fight could be carried out.
Li Xiaozi and I are not sure to fight with these immortal slaves, but we are not convinced! It is better to be beaten to death than to be scared to death!
Xu Fu said that Li Xiaozi can fight better than me.
I said to Li Xiaozi, "I'll go up first, I can't do it, you go up again!"
Li Xiaozi snorted and said, "I listen to my eldest brother. Anyway, I definitely don't kneel, and I don't kneel on my mother's birthday."
I said, "Well, I haven't even seen my mother, I'm on my knees!"
Just now the fairy slave came out with a sword, pointed at me and said, "Kneel down and spare your life."
I said, "Spare your father, you dare to kill me, as the prince said just now, the Holy Queen's birthday, no one can be killed?"
The servant cried out, "I will cut off your arm as punishment."
I cried out, "Think about it, don't do to others as you would have them do unto you!" Don't make it so that you didn't cut off my arm, but I cut off one, don't cry then!"
"You look for death, look at the sword!"
This thing came rushing to me, a dark shadow, I couldn't see it clearly.
I won't look at it either, anyway, you're coming at my left arm, so I won't hide this arm, I'll cut it for you. Cut it off and pick it up again, what a big deal!
I pulled out the knife with my right hand, and the boy came up and cut off my left arm with a sword, but the man stopped. I endured the pain and cut off his left arm with a single stab.
He screamed in pain.
And I sneered, bent down and picked up my arms, and put a pair on my body, which is five seconds, and it was all right.
I looked at him and said, "Minion, are you angry about people? I'm fine, you can't do it."
He picked up his arm and ran inside, and this time he couldn't get in, and suddenly all the people inside came out.
At this time, Yunfei and Xiaoman came, these two were late, and as soon as they came up, they saw me and Li Xiaozi.
Yunfei said, "There's a lot of excitement right now."
Xiao Man said, "Wang Lu, if you can play that ruthless here, I will obey you!"
"You two kneel down, two minions, if you don't kneel, you won't be able to catch up with hot."
Yun Fei and Xiao Man ran forward to kneel, they were both subordinates of Li Changdao, but this Li Changdao seemed to have a good relationship with the Holy Maiden, and the two of them had been standing together.
Yun Fei and Xiao Man walked out after kneeling.
The prince looked at me and smiled and said, "You dare to move, my immortal slave, you are tired of life!"
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"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, he threatened to cut off one of my arms, and I will cut off one of his arms, which is not a problem with equal sanctions."
The prince smiled disdainfully, "Are you reasoning with me?"
"Can't it be reasonable here?"
The nine princes burst out laughing.
"This minion is reasoning with us!"
"Have the minions learned to reason, too?"
I looked at the princes indifferently and said, "Gentlemen, you can kill me, but you can't insult me. I'm not a minion, I'm your uncle!"
Li Xiaozi snorted and said, "I'm your second uncle!"
The saint didn't even recognize me at this time, and if you think about it, in their eyes, we are all pigs.
I don't care about what each pig looks like or what it sounds like. Pigs, they're all about the same, they're going to be slaughtered and eaten for meat anyway.
Ning Lan knelt on one leg at this time and said loudly, "Holy King, Holy Queen, this is a subordinate immortal slave. Subordinates are derelict in their duties, subordinates are guilty! The subordinates will clean up the portal themselves."
The holy maiden snorted and said, "Sect Master Ning, let this palace clean the portal for you."
As she spoke, she shook her head, and the fairy slave beside her floated up and landed five meters away from me.
"Light work!" I looked at her and smiled.
"It's you!" The minion recognized me. "I didn't kick you to death last time!"
Yun Fei smiled at this time and said, "It's lively now!"
Li Changdao said loudly, "This kid is good, Sect Master Ning, if you can't discipline him, you can transfer it to me!" I'm willing to take this kid as a slave!"
I looked at Li Changdao and said, "I still want to be your father! Are you taking yourself too seriously?"
Li Changdao was not angry, but pointed at me and said, "This kid is okay, this kid has a temper with me, and I like this kind of unruly. It's not interesting to kneel down at every turn!"
The slave girl beside the saint jumped violently at this moment, spun around, and kicked me in the head.
I saw it clearly this time, and I blocked it horizontally. Just as she was waiting for that, she kicked me back a few steps.
She was quite surprised, as if she hadn't done anything about me at once, and she was very embarrassed. Biting his lip and blushing, he came up again and kicked me three times in a row.
"Don't play the kung fu of the three-legged cat with me." I say.
I grabbed her pants and pulled them down, and pulled them down. The slave girl couldn't fight me anymore with her bare stomach, so she turned around and ran away crying.
I laughed and said, "If I hadn't seen her as a woman, I'd cut off her head." Dogs fight human power!"
Ning Lan was actually happy on the side now, and said with a smile, "Wang Lu, I'm looking away, you student, I'm going to decide!"
"Don't be happy too early, you teacher, I'm not necessarily rare! I'm not here to apprentice, I want to have a blind date here, I think this saint is good!"
Ning Lan smiled and said, "It's really a mental illness!"
I just want to disgust this holy woman, she is troublesome to me, and I will not let her have a good time.
With a sword in his waist, Li Boy stood beside me and shouted, "Who else!"