Chapter 0382 - Invite to Swim Together
"Xiao Qi, Yiyi, my aunt is embarrassed to be thrown home today, when you come back, not only did I not come out in time to greet you, but I was also the first to get drunk and fall asleep, and I didn't do a master, the etiquette that should be had is really rude.
I'm really confused, I should have arranged for Li Ting to not drink so much wine before I got drunk, so that someone would finally clean up the dishes and chopsticks in the dining room, but it was really embarrassing to let guests like you clean up and clean.
Alas! Yiyi, thank you for your hard work, I should have let you have a good rest, you see this thing was done, we were all drunk, but let you, the first guest who came to the door, go to clean up the cups, plates, dishes and chopsticks and other items, rude, rude! What a faux pas. ”
At this time, Aunt Zhi Lingying, probably because she had just woken up from drunkenness, used words such as rude and embarrassing over and over again, and kept telling Zhi Lingqi and Yiyi about her own and her children's mistakes, so that Zhi Lingqi couldn't comfort her.
The aunt of Zhi Lingqi here has not finished her remorse, and the wife of her cousin Li Jian, that is, Zhi Lingqi's cousin and daughter-in-law, also staggered to her feet at this time, and muttered: "Good wine, absolutely good wine."
Mom, you've cleaned up the dining room, and I said I'm going to clean up, I'm so sorry, I'm too drunk if I don't pay attention, and I'll clean up and clean the cups and dishes, um! It's all delayed, so that this new sister-in-law can smile, hey, hey! No wonder it's embarrassing. ”
"Which is what I took care of, I just woke up a few minutes earlier than you, it was your eldest brother and Xiao Yiyi cleaned up together, this time our family is really rude, the host is all drunk, but let the guests who came to our house for the first time come to help us clean the dishes and chopsticks.
Hehe! If you don't know the inside story, you will definitely think that our family is too ignorant and deliberately neglects the guests, which should be said to be what people often say: the performance of getting carried away! ”
"Auntie, you can't say that, am I not a member of this family? As a member of the family, then Yiyi is one of our family, we do what we can, how did it become that the host is lazy and the guests are working?
I've always treated me like a member of the family, did you expel me from this family after I disappeared for more than ten years and came back? Besides, I brought Yiyi back this time, mainly for your aunt to review, but I treat you as my own mother.
It was you and my uncle who raised me, and you put so much effort and effort into it, are you willing to expel me from the category of this family? Zhi Lingqi finally seized an opportunity now, so he talked eloquently for his aunt to unbuckle.
"Xiao Qi, how can my aunt be willing to remove you from the family, you are the only seedling of our Zhiling family, for so many years, I have always treated you as my own child, but it was the first time that people came to let the family do this kind of rough work.
Aunt is really unhappy in her heart, when such a thing happens, anyone will be uneasy, you know, this new daughter-in-law or new son-in-law comes, according to custom, it is necessary to let the family rest, how can you let the family work for you for the first time. ”
"Auntie, don't say it's not a heavy job, even if it's a heavy job, if the young man does a little bit, it won't have any effect, besides, aren't you drunk because of Yiyi's arrival, too happy? Therefore, it is normal for us to do some work.
Now, if I don't give an opinion on your point of view, if my uncle, cousin, and cousin wake up, maybe how you will accuse them, and there will be Elder Ling present, aunt, do you think that is appropriate? "There are a lot of reasons for the Spiritual Revelation.
"Huh! Xiao Qi, do I still not know about your thoughts? It's nothing more than wanting to intercede for your uncle and them, okay, with you coming forward, my aunt will have to give you some face, this time I won't pursue them anything, count them lucky.
By the way, Xiaoqi, do you have any way to make everyone wake up early? Everyone is so drunk, but our little Yiyi is left out in the cold, let everyone wake up, and also make the scene lively, then there is a warm atmosphere to welcome Yiyi's arrival! ”
"It's not a big problem, so let's do it, Yimei, you go and help your cousin Li Ting force out some alcohol, uncle, cousin and cousin-in-law, I'll help them sober up, as for Ling Lao, as long as I remind him, he will take care of it himself."
After more than ten minutes of processing, whether it was Ling Lao, uncle Li Shulun, cousin Li Jian, cousin-in-law Di Dongli, or cousin Li Ting, all of them woke up from their drunken state, but everyone's expressions were different, and the difference was still very big.
After Ling Lao and his uncle Li Shulun woke up, both of them unconsciously shouted: "Good wine, or good wine to drink, this is the real enjoyment." Cousin Li Jian and cousin-in-law Di Dongli looked at each other and smirked.
The cousin Li Ting, who finally woke up, finally woke up with the help of Yiyi's efforts, and after finally sobering up, she kept whispering: "Why am I so drunk in such a daze, this wine is too ...... It's so easy to get addicted, good girl! It's amazing. ”
Hearing Li Ting's whispered self-muttering, Zhi Lingqi's aunt got up and wanted to accuse her, but she immediately thought of her own situation, so she had to resist her urge to teach people, and returned to her original position with some surprise.
Seeing his wife's behavior like this, his uncle Li Shulun on the side turned around and covered his mouth, and secretly laughed, he knew his wife's temper, and now because of Yiyi and Linglao's presence, she would not reprimand everyone on the spot.
Li Shulun was also mentally prepared, he made two mistakes today, one was that it was close to eleven o'clock in the morning, and he was pestering his wife and children to make love, which made everyone very embarrassed; The second is that he got drunk with Ling Lao and delayed cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks.
These two things don't seem to be big, but they made his wife lose face twice, who is his wife, Li Shulun knows very well in his heart, that is a feminist representative with an excellent face, and the punishment behind is absolutely indispensable.
Li Ting and Li Jian, two siblings, also saw their mother's actions, but their two siblings didn't think as much as their father, because their mother would not scold them too much because of the guilt she once had.
Since Zhi Lingqi's aunt will not reprimand Li Ting and Li Jian too much, it is even more impossible to reprimand her cousin-in-law and cousin-in-law, so the atmosphere at the scene gradually became active due to the sobriety of everyone, and everyone's communication was more casual.
But at this time, after all, it was close to dusk, and there was not much to talk about, and everyone had to prepare dinner again, and the dinner was even richer, but when everyone was drinking, there was no longer the arrogance of noon, and everyone tasted it very modestly.
After dinner, while chatting with everyone, Zhi Lingqi also recounted his plan to travel to various continents in the human world, and finally said to his uncle and aunt: "Aunt, uncle, if you want to, go with me!"
If you two elders travel with us, I see if you can find a way to let you try to cultivate, if you can cultivate some realms, not to mention anything else, it is still possible to prolong life, reduce disasters and cure diseases, how about it? Want to try it? ”
"Okay, but Xiao Qi, I'm afraid your trip won't be short, right? In my spare time, I used to read some books on the introduction of cultivation, and once those cultivators wandered, it took a long time.
I wonder how long it will take you to travel? I don't think it's going to be over in a year or two, right? Zhilingqi's uncle reacted the fastest, that is, ordinary young people are not so fast, and immediately responded and asked his own questions.
"Uncle, you're right, but it's really hard to estimate the time of my trip now, generally speaking, it may be more than ten years, of course, it may end in a year or two, mainly depending on whether there is a desired harvest in the process of traveling.
The main purpose of my travel in the human world this time is to find some opportunities through my travels, or to find some inspiration, if I can make myself have inspiration or understand something in a short period of time, it is naturally the best.
But if you can't comprehend it in a short period of time, then you can only continue the time, but in the meantime, I will also take you back from time to time to relax and relax, in addition, if it is Li Ting, Li Jian, Dongli and younger siblings, you can also join in after retirement.
Of course, you can also choose to join our travel team now, but I think it is still not suitable for you to join our team now, and it is better to stick with it for a few more years or ten years, and it will be more suitable when you retire. ”
"Big brother, I listen to you, when I retire, I will travel with you with my wife to see if I can follow you to learn the kind of cultivation you said, I also want to prolong my life, hehehe! Well, you'll have to be exposed to financial problems! ”
"Little brother, you really don't know how to have a long face, and you still want to get rid of financial problems, you are thick-skinned enough, so let's do it, big brother, if your parents are willing to follow you to travel this time, then I will take out all the six million honorarium that our boss just called me.
These honorariums should have been yours, but our boss didn't dare, and she was embarrassed to give you directly, I took out the six million honorarium, even if it was to subsidize the expenses of my parents during the trip, I didn't dare to swallow this money alone. ”