Chapter 0071 - Who Made You Wear a Hat
"Who's coming?!"
Uncle Tai came to the front of the battle and shouted.
"It's not a general, it's just the leader of the rebel army, who defected from the southern capital here, and I heard that General Taishu is going to occupy here, I want to ask if I can ask you to take a detour?"
Tianchi put away the night gun in his hand, and then replied loudly.
"Oh, it's just a rebel, how can a mere 3,000 people be qualified to negotiate with me? But you, seeing my 100,000 troops, don't you quickly abandon the city and surrender? Maybe I can spare you from dying!"
When Tai Shugong heard this, he laughed three times, and then shouted to Tianchi.
"Uncle General, this time I came out to call the battle, but it's not to compete with my voice!
Tianchi said with a slight raised brow.
Although the voice is not loud, the words are clear to the ear.
"Vertical Zi'an dares to bully the old man!"
When Tai Shugong heard the sarcasm in Tianchi's words, he couldn't help but say angrily, and after speaking, he rode towards Tianchi with a gun.
But Tianchi was unmoved, still standing across the horse, quietly waiting for Uncle Tai to attack.
"Ding!"
The tip of the spear was nailed to the giant shield held by Tianchi.
"Uncle General, if you don't listen to my kind words, you want to kill me?
Tianchi had anger on his face, but he was already happy in his heart.
Okay, this Tai Shugong seems to rely too much on his own armor, and he didn't even weigh it, so he attacked it, and Tianchi was polite now.
Don't say a word, raise a gun and stab!
"Bang!" There was a muffled sound, and the tip of the gun was piercing the other party's heart.
It's just that to Tianchi's surprise, although this first shot tore a small hole in the opponent's armor, it did not break through the opponent's inner armor defense!
It's just that although Tianchi's shot did not penetrate the other party, the huge impact is not something that a mere mortal ** can withstand.
This shot directly knocked Tai Shugong off the horse, and with a "poof!", I saw that the other party was followed by a mouthful of old blood and spurted out.
"Little ones, the sect master has been bullied! let's kill !!"
And at this moment, the fifty disciples behind Tianchi couldn't help but coax along, shouting that they were about to step forward and hack Uncle Tai to death!
"Wow~~" a few times!
But at this moment, it seemed that he had sensed that something was wrong! Twenty figures suddenly flew out of the Western Xia army, four of which were phantoms, and these four phantoms seemed to be the "Thousand People Beheading" refined by the ring beam, and the other sixteen people were also wearing Western Xia armor and dressed as soldiers.
It's just that a discerning person knows at a glance that the other party is definitely not a pawn, but a monk hidden in the Western Xia army.
"How can this little general hurt my Great Xia General with the body of a monk?"
These sixteen people and four ghosts stood side by side, blocking the pace of the fifty monks and Tianchi on the southern side, and the middle-aged scribe in the costume of a military advisor led by him also came out of the crowd at this time and shouted coldly at Tianchi.
"Do you have in your eyes?!Didn't you see that Lao Tzu didn't move, did he want to kill me?"
Tianchi slashed the night gun in front of him, and then scolded angrily.
"In this case, it can only be said that it is a misunderstanding, why don't you look at the thin surface of the ring beam and stop there?"
The middle-aged scribe shook the feather fan lightly, then stroked his beard and said.
"Let's play with the eggs! How much is your face worth? Don't talk nonsense, I'm a dignified sect master, and I let a layman bully me today! You say it's a misunderstanding, it's over?"
Tianchi scolded loudly.
Don't give the ring beam any face.
"What about you, I wonder what the little general is going to do?"
Huan Liang was obviously also angry, but looking at the fifty monks on the other side who were obviously masters, he finally had to slow down his tone again and ask.
"Cut ten cities, accompany a million gold leaves, since you are a monk, by the way, prepare another 10,000 fourth-order demon cores for Lao Tzu, and this matter will be stopped. ”
Seeing that the other party swallowed his anger, Tianchi couldn't help but say inch by inch.
"Little General, this is a joke, right?"
Huan Liang looked at Tianchi like water and said.
To be honest, looking at the junior in front of him, Huan Liang really had the urge to slash him twice, but now that he was weak, he knew that he couldn't be impulsive, so he had to continue to endure.
"Why don't you think my identity is worth so much? Okay, don't say anything, all the disciples listen to the order! This sect master was injured by the general over there and went to the inner mansion just now! I almost lost my skills, you can watch and do it." ”
Tianchi played a scoundrel as he spoke.
The whole body was lying on Da Bai's back, as if telling everyone how heavy his injuries were.
"Avenge the suzerain!avenge the suzerain!!"
The fifty disciples were only at this time the "scoundrels" who had really seen Tianchi, and they couldn't help howling one by one.
After howling, he drew his sword, and it was obvious that he was about to move.
"Wait! I'll pay for it! We can still afford this thing in Western Xia! But we have to give it three days later, so let's prepare for it. ”
And just when everyone was about to make a move, Huan Liang suddenly said something that surprised everyone.
This made Tianchi, who was still sitting firmly on the horse, almost slip off the horse.
"Three days, no, half a day, not for a moment. ”
Tianchi, who reacted, knew that the other party was delaying the army, so he hurriedly said loudly.
If you don't fight, how can this continue? Wait for three days? Think you're blind! When your monk reinforcements arrive in three days, then you won't let you knead and pinch it flat?
"I'm afraid half a day is not enough, after all, there are too many things, it is difficult to prepare them for a moment, how about giving two days? After two days, Huan Liang promised to give the little general a satisfactory answer. ”
Huanliang stood there fighting for the road.
"Smack!"
Merely......
Just when everyone was waiting for Tianchi's reply, a scene that made everyone dumbfounded appeared, only to see Tianchi, who was originally sitting firmly on the horse, suddenly turned into an afterimage, and the next moment appeared in front of Huan Liang, and he slapped it directly.
Not only everyone, but even Huanliang seemed to be a little stunned by this slap, standing there looking at Tianchi in a daze.
And the fifty disciples behind Tianchi couldn't help but secretly say "Oops" at this time, Tianchi was still too impulsive, and now his own side was justified and became unreasonable.
After all, the other party negotiated peace with him with kind words, and took the initiative to promise compensation, whether it is true or not, but at the moment, whoever does it will not be reasonable.
But......
Tianchi's next words couldn't help but make everyone stunned again.
"Who made you wear a hat!"
Seeing that everyone was stunned, Tianchi hurriedly added after the fight.
"Learn a little, this is experience, and you can use it in the future......"
After the disciples behind Tianchi reacted, they couldn't help but start preaching to the people around them.
And everyone finally started, and they all understood a truth, it turned out to ...... Shamelessness really has no lower limit!
"You ......"
Huanliang couldn't help but tremble with anger, but the next moment, I saw that he actually swallowed this breath raw, and then took off the fish lip hat in front of everyone.
"Is the little general satisfied now?"
After taking off his hat, Huan Liang gritted his teeth and asked with a smiling face.
"Smack!" another slap in the face!
"Who told you not to wear a hat anymore!"
Okay! Tianchi is obviously unreasonable.
"Deceive people too much! Deceive people too much! Kill me!!"
How can he endure this ring beam? He ordered loudly to his subordinates, and even he drew his sword after speaking! Vowed to cut Tianchi with a thousand knives!
Now the Lian Liang has moved, what is it polite, the fifty disciples behind Tianchi immediately pounced on the group of little sheep in front of them like wolves and tigers.
And Huan Liang too, he regretted it as soon as he gave the order, looking at the full fifty monks on the other side, and there were only twenty on his own side.
After that Taishu Gong fell into a coma, he was obviously disappointed, and this can be known by looking at the Western Xia soldiers who began to become riotous behind.
After all, among the three armies, the general is the real backbone, and once the general falls, the entire military spirit will basically be dispersed.
At this time, Huanliang couldn't help but secretly scold Uncle Tai for being too stupid, and he didn't know that he would let the deputy general call the formation to probe the bottom first, so he rushed out recklessly!
It's okay now, I can't say that my people are going to be folded here, especially the 80,000 soldiers behind him who have begun to become rioty, if they are also folded here, Qingtian Sect will blame them, and they will have to shed their skin if they don't die.
"Escort General Taishugong back to the main formation!Quick!!"
Huanliang, who had calmed down, looked at the fifty enemy monks in front of him like wolves, and couldn't help but hurriedly shout loudly.
"Kill me! Kill the fainted first! Ahem, it's wrong, we have to be reasonable...... Kill the hat-wearing one first!"
Tianchi saw that Huanliang had given an order, and he was willing to let go of the opportunity, so he hurriedly ordered his disciples.
As a result, a strange scene appeared, and now not only the other party's sergeant, but even the twenty monks of the Western Xia side couldn't help but subconsciously take off the steel helmet.
This is not incomprehensible, secular people, no matter how powerful you are, you can't be the opponent of the monk, everyone understands the truth that ants bite elephants to death, but who wants to be cannon fodder who was trampled to death by elephants at the beginning for no reason?
This is the same as in the previous life, Tianchi took a pistol to hijack a hundred people, and the bullet was clearly displayed to tell everyone that there was only one, but in the end it was successful, the reason is obvious, no one wants to be the person who was killed by the bullet......
"Your grandfather!!Kill someone who doesn't wear a hat!!"
When Tianchi saw this situation, he couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, but he had no choice but to give another order.
"Whoa!"
This time it was even more chaotic, because of the fear of being implicated, some of them still put their hats far away, so they began to compete for the steel helmets of friendly troops.
The entire enemy camp was in chaos.
"Charge the whole army!!!!"
In the end, Tianchi, who really had nothing to say, had to change the order again.
It's freezing this day, so you take off your clothes!!
"The deception is too great! The whole army is ready! Prepare to meet the enemy!!"
And the enemy army has generals, and at this time they also know that life and death are going to fight, so they have to stand up and shout orders to the soldiers who are messing around behind them.
Suddenly, shouts of killing rang out, and a scuffle unfolded on the entire battlefield......