"Uncle Shi Guang, why is the sound of this strange thing striking so much like the sound of steel? Could it be that this thing was originally made of steel? But if that were the case, how could this thing made of steel run? ”

"It's not all made of steel, but the place I'm striking now is probably made of leather." After hearing the other person's question, Shi Guang happened to hit the leather cushion of the motorcycle, so he immediately denied the other party's question.

"Is it made of skin? In that case, it is still possible that this strange thing is some kind of mutated animal, but where are the legs of this thing, could it be that these two wheels are the mutated legs of this thing, as everyone said before? ”

"Yes, is there really an animal in this world that runs on two wheels? This is something that has never even been seen in myths and legends? Could it really be that it came down from heaven? That's not right! Tiezhu is not a god, how can he be lucky enough to get a divine object. ”

"Hey! You all got there, how could this thing be a divine object, if it really was a divine object, Uncle Shi Guang went to knock like that, wouldn't that anger this strange thing? Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for a sacred object, and I also guess that this thing is not a mutated animal at all, but something made of steel in an authentic way, such as the wooden ox and flowing horse made by Zhuge Liang during the Three Kingdoms period, isn't it also something made entirely of wood? And it's also able to walk with loads. ”

"Young man, you can read and write, naturally you know more than me, we have also heard of Zhuge Liang's wooden ox flowing horse, but the wooden cow flowing horse we know, that is also walking on four legs! I've never heard anyone say that wooden oxen and horses run on wheels, so it seems that what you said is not an animal should not be true, I don't know how you explain it? ”

"I ...... I can't say clearly, I'm just based on the sound of Uncle Shi Guang's tapping, combined with the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that I have seen before, I'm just guessing like this, where can I come up with a reason, or I should ask Uncle Shi Guang to explain it to everyone! ”

"That's right, Brother Shi Guang, now that you're looking and watching, you're still tapping and touching, you should always see something, right? Besides, you're the only one in our village who has gone out and seen the world, so you should have figured out what this thing is, right? You can tell us the truth, but don't deliberately sell us a guanzi there! ”

"What am I selling? Let's be honest! Although I am the only person in the village who has seen the world, in fact, I have walked less than 200 miles more than you, and you have not left our town, nor have I walked out of our county! And it was already ten years ago, how is the situation changing in the county now, I still don't have a black eye, I don't know anything? So I really don't know what this thing is. ”

After saying this, Shi Guang temporarily stopped his topic, and then turned to the right side of the motorcycle from the front of the motorcycle unhurriedly, and then gently squatted down his thin body, and then patted the exhaust pipe of the motorcycle and continued:

"Although I can't figure out what this weird thing is? But I knew that this strange thing must be male. After Shi Guang said this sentence in affirmative, he still continued to squat, and once again slapped the motorcycle's exhaust pipe with his hand several times in a row.

His action seemed to be extremely natural on the surface, but most of the male villagers at the scene quickly reacted from Shi Guang's action, that is, some married women at the scene, after reacting, they also covered their faces and mouths one after another, and secretly chuckled, as for those who did not react, they were at a loss.

"Uncle Shi Guang, why do you say that this thing is public? In that way, do you judge? Why can't I see it, Uncle Shi Guang, can you tell us all the reasons for your judgment and your judgment experience? I really want to learn. ”

At this time, a stunned young boy, because he did not observe the strange expressions of most of the people at the scene, he impatiently put forward his own questions and requirements, his words were not over, and most of the people at the scene were already laughing backwards.

"I ...... Am I wrong? I didn't say anything, why are you laughing so evilly? I really can't see it! You elders are really, what's so funny, if you don't understand, just ask, isn't this what you often ask us to do? ”

"Hahaha! Hahaha! Boy, you'...... You are really a talent, you have such a question, how can your Uncle Shi Guang tell you in front of so many people! If you really want to know, after everyone has dispersed, you can slowly ask Uncle Shi Guang for advice, he is an expert in this area, I believe that after he teaches you this time, you will fully understand the matter.

Well! That's not right! Brother Shi Guang, even if this thing is male, but is there a thing that grows two of those words? No, no, there's still something wrong with your judgment, no matter how you say it, you can't grow two of that at once, and there's the problem of size, you see what you said, isn't the proportion too big, is there such a large proportion of that thing in the world? ”

"Hahahaha! That's it! Shi Guang! If you think about it again, I'm afraid your judgment is really wrong! If you think about yourself, although the proportion is not small, but compared with this, the gap is not ordinarily big! So, do you still hold on to your judgment? At this time, an evil old man actually used Shi Guang and the smoke exhaust of the motorcycle as a joke.

"That's not necessarily, after comparing the donkey with you, do you also think that the donkey's words should not be true? Since donkeys are all real, why can't something that has a greater proportion than a donkey be established? ”

"Shi Guang you...... You're mad at me, how can you compare me to a donkey? I didn't say anything about you! Anyway, your judgment this time is problematic, and there is a big problem, I think those two big sticks should be the two legs of this strange thing, it is not a male and female difference at all, and it is impossible for the world to have such a huge proportion of representative organs. ”

"How could it be the two legs of this strange thing? If you don't believe it, you can break it yourself and see if you can move it in the slightest, something so hard that it can't move, if it is said that it is legs, can it bend and walk? ”

"Ahh Is it really impossible to break at all? That...... Let me try it! I don't believe it, since it's something that can run, how can it be stiff that can't even break? If that's the case, how can you run? I don't believe it!

In other words, even if it were something, it wouldn't be so stiff that it wouldn't even be able to break, and when struck, it would make a steely sound, and if it wasn't real steel, what could make a steely sound when struck? If it's steel, hehe! How could that be that? Do you think so? Hahaha! ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" "Hahaha!" "Hehehe......" In an instant, all kinds of laughter, laughter and snickering sounded over and over again, and the people who laughed and laughed were naturally the men who understood the meaning, and the one who covered his mouth and snickered was the married lady.

Zhi Lingqi's Heavenly Eyes Hearing at this time, his soul in the deaf domain couldn't help laughing, he really didn't expect that this large group of villagers, not only shallow, but also so funny, actually in front of so many women and children to talk nonsense, although it was said more obscurely, but who could not hear it? There were also repeated arguments.

Fortunately, the argument between several old men and Shi Guang did not last long, and Tie Zhu, the motorcycle driver who went home for lunch, heard the laughter outside his yard, and before he had time to let his parents see the photos of his girlfriend, he hurriedly walked out from home, not only to see why everyone was laughing for a long time, but also to show off in front of the villagers.

"Okay, okay, you elders are really, what are you talking nonsense there all the time? Now that everyone has come out, do you still need to argue? Let's ask Brother Tiezhu to tell everyone! No matter how much you argue, you can't figure out what this thing is. At the moment when Tie Zhu walked out of the courtyard door, a sharp-eyed young villager immediately found Tie Zhu wearing a postal officer's uniform, and immediately began to dissuade the old man who was arguing.

Hearing the young man's words of persuasion, before his words were over, all the villagers at the scene turned their eyes to the iron pillar that had just walked out of the courtyard gate, and several old people who were still arguing just now also stopped arguing when they heard the sound, and like everyone, turned their attention to the energetic young man Tie Zhu, and everyone quietly waited for the iron pillar to explain to them.

Seeing that all the villagers at the scene were looking at him, the pride in Tie Zhu's heart soared to the peak in an instant, and he also guessed that everyone would ask him questions, but he didn't understand what kind of questions everyone would ask, so he had to ask with a smile: "Everyone is watching what I do, if you want to ask me, you have to say the question first before I can answer!" ”