Chapter 1 I became Batman's teacher
Gotham City, on a not-so-sunny but warm morning, Schiller put down the coffee cup in his hand, heard the sound of his colleague Anna's high heels, and after a while, a blonde American sweetheart came in with a black face and said, "Those damn slackers in the Freshman News Office have taken a leave of absence, you go and replace them for the day."
Schiller said, "Let's go, you can ask for this cup of coffee."
"You'll never want to soak me!" Anna roared, and Schiller happily walked out of the café with his coffee, and took a look at Gotham City's never sunny day, starting his fifth day here.
Schiller was a psychologist in his last life, and after the plane crash, he was thrown into this goddamn simple city, but fortunately he was neither a hero nor a villain, but an idle and stable university teacher, or his old profession, a psychology professor.
Schiller was happily touching another day's fish, when the system in his mind "ding-dong" and displayed, "Peter Parker sent a chat request."
Schiller replied in his mind as he walked towards the reporting office: "What's wrong?" Peter? ”
"Hey! I'm going to Osben tomorrow for an internship! You have no idea how rare this opportunity is for me! And Gwen ...... I mean, she goes too, and we're together, and it's amazing! We can talk about genomic spirochetes, those awesome big machines......"
Schiller silently said in his heart, there will be no girl who wants to discuss this with you, little spider, you should be sober.
Since coming here, Schiller has been given a "comic chat system", and the first person he unlocks is Peter Parker, the little spider, who has been talking to him for four and a half days about how he likes Gwen and wants to pursue her, but he doesn't dare to.
Schiller encouraged Peter as he walked to the reporting office, where he sat down to sort out the forms and waited for the new year to report.
But it's strange to say, Schiller has been here for so many days, and he hasn't seen the bat lights on, let alone those villains to make trouble, and his life is really simple.
Soon, students began to report with a bunch of materials, and all Schiller had to do was register their names and dormitories.
"Next!" Schiller shouted without raising his head, there was already a whole line in front of him, a boy sat down, and Schiller asked, "Name?"
"Bruce Wayne."
Bruce ...... Room 306, Building 2, Boys' Apartment......" Schiller wrote on his own, and suddenly the tip of his pen paused, he looked up quietly, this boy had blue eyes and black hair, very handsome, Schiller said, "Wayne?"
"Indeed, I am Wayne."
Schiller repeated: "Room 306, Building 2, Men's Apartment, didn't you hear clearly? Take the watch and hurry away, the people behind are waiting for you. ”
This time it was Bruce's turn to be stunned, he picked up the form, and asked, "Which department are you a professor in?"
"Psychology, don't take my class, boy." Schiller said.
Bruce was intrigued by him, but Schiller was helpless, co-authored Batman and had just started college! He said how come there are no bat lights!
Why is he so back, Batman crossed over to become a college teacher when he went to college!
Schiller is quite aware of the dangers of the Batman series, especially now this 18-year-old kid Bruce, a hateful playboy!
Bruce didn't say anything, he picked up the form and thanked him and left, Schiller finished handling the freshman reporting work, and was about to go back to the professor's apartment to sleep, when he suddenly remembered that the key was forgotten in the office, and when he went up the office stairs, he met a tall and thin professor, Schiller said, "Hey, Jonathan, are you coming to pick up something too?"
"Yes, you forgot your keys in the office again?"
"Oh, that's right, Anna urged me too much today, I forgot when I left, I'll get down as soon as I'm done, I'll see you tomorrow."
"See you tomorrow."
At the moment when Schiller and Jonathan mismatched, a cold chill crept up his back, Jonathan ...... Jonathan Klein!
Super criminal scarecrow!
Jonathan, who had his back to Schiller, didn't see Schiller staring back at him, if he hadn't learned that Batman had just started college today, he wouldn't have remembered that memories of scarecrows appeared in his mind - a professor of psychology at Gotham University, a doctor of psychology and chemistry, a future scarecrow who used fear gas to slaughter, Jonathan Crane!
Schiller took a deep breath and continued to go upstairs with the same rhythm of his steps, now Jonathan is not a scarecrow, because Bruce is only 18 years old, he has not graduated from college yet, and he has not yet become Batman, Jonathan is not a world-class psychologist who is famous, but is famous in the academic scope of "emotional psychology", and Schiller is now more famous than him......
Schiller is now a world-class master of criminal psychology and abnormal psychology, a renowned psychologist, and one of Gotham's most famous professors of psychology.
So Jonathan's attitude just now was quite good...... What's the use of that! Schiller doesn't know how to develop poison gas! He's a pure liberal arts student, and Jonathan is a Ph.D. in chemistry!
Sure enough, if you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you are not afraid to go all over the world......
Schiller knows very well that the bloody curtain is about to open on the big stage of Gotham City, and now he is just a powerless scholar, a weak chicken who struggles to move a chair, a pure intellectual talent, not to mention meeting these famous super criminals, it is the background board in the comics, those ruffians and hooligans, you can kill him with a gun!
And his worries became a reality, and the next morning, Schiller, who had been going to the school psychology clinic as usual, had just finished making coffee when he heard a crisp knock on the door.
"Professor Schiller, may I come in?"
Schiller took a deep breath, are there really students in this broken psychological clinic? I'm here purely to fish, okay? Do you understand paid leave?
It's Bruce Wayne outside the door!
Schiller could only grit his teeth and say, "Please sit down, classmate, do you have any psychological problems to consult?"
"Can't you talk about it if you don't have a problem?" Wayne spread his hands, and the playboy's style was undoubtedly revealed.
Schiller pushed his glasses and said, "This is a place for psychological counseling for classmates, and if you don't have a question to ask for counseling, then you can leave."
Schiller swore that his tone was as dry as airplane broadcasts, but Bruce asked with interest, "Okay, let me ask you a question, what do you think is the meaning of life?"
Schiller took a deep breath and opened the American comic chat system in his head, he remembered that he had been given a random chat opportunity because he had mentored Peter Parker's relationship problems, and he quickly wrote in his head:
"A little kid whose parents died, who vowed to take revenge on all criminals, and who disguised himself as a playboy now asks me what the meaning of life is, and I want him not to bother me in the future, how do you answer him? It's a rush to wait online. ”
Soon, a reply appeared: "I am a teacher, in response to your question, I think you should be patient enough to give psychological counseling to this unfortunate child from two aspects......"
Schiller looked at the name of the dialog, Charles Xavier! Professor X!
No wonder, the founder and principal of X Academy is really an old business.
But Schiller, who paid attention to the avatar, found that Charles's avatar could be clicked, and he clicked on Charles's avatar in his mind, and a dialog box popped up: "The first chat can randomly copy one of the chat object's abilities (low-level), is it copied?"
Schiller clicked "Yes" for some reason.
"Telepathy (low-level) loaded."
Schiller felt a blur in front of him, and suddenly there were countless noises, and countless unfamiliar emotions rushed into his mind, making him unable to distinguish them, and after getting used to it for a while, Schiller realized that he had indeed obtained some of Professor X's abilities.
Telepathy is Charles's housekeeping skill, and with the brainwave amplifier, it can even brainwash all mankind, but Schiller obtained only the ultimate weakened version, he can only vaguely feel the other party's emotions, and some thoughts that suddenly flashed in his heart, and he can't read the mind directly and clearly.
But it was enough, Schiller focused on Bruce and found that his emotions were very chaotic right now, yes, not that he was so cynical.
According to Batman's life experience, he should have just returned from traveling around the world, and entering college should have been just a disguise for Bruce's identity, the real Batman has hated this boring daily life, and every drop of his blood is shouting "revenge" and "revenge on those criminals".
In Bruce's eyes, the professor opposite seemed to suddenly fall into a quiet thought, and Schiller had a pair of slightly peculiar gray eyes, and when Bruce was stared at by these eyes, his keen instincts began to alarm - he seemed to be being spied on and seen through.
Then, Schiller said, "Maybe you've been waiting for someone to give you this answer, a positive answer, and if you have more things to do after you get this answer, don't bother me again, then I'm willing to give you this answer."
"Oh? What is it? ”
"Revenge." Schiller stared into Bruce's eyes and said, he stared straight at him under Bruce's suddenly gloomy face and repeated: "The meaning of life is revenge."
Ignoring Bruce's already gloomy face like the Gotham sky, Schiller said, "Are you satisfied?" Mr. Wayne? ”