"Oh my God, you're finally here." Natasha walked out of the room with a very bad face, and you can rarely see this kind of irritable and helpless expression on the face of this female agent.

"Oh, Captain Steve, why are you here? Didn't I just call a psychiatrist? As soon as Natasha closed the door, she turned her head and saw the tall Steve, who was also a little embarrassed and said, "Actually, the psychiatrist didn't come, only me." ”

"Only you? So what are you going to do with that psychopath? Don't blame me for not reminding you, he's really sick. Natasha was visibly a little angry, and she said, "It's so stupid for a macho fool to say I'm not strong enough??? Let me find a strong warrior to talk to??? ”

"Didn't you let him learn how powerful Black Widow is?"

"You'll find out when you go in." Natasha glanced back at the door, then continued, "But I still have to say, try not to get into a conflict with him, Nick just called me and said that he is important and wants the agent to communicate with him sensibly." ”

"Don't worry." Steve pushed the door open, smiled back at Natasha and said, "I'm not that violent. ”

As soon as he walked in, he saw an extremely tall blonde man banging against the wall retching, and apparently he was so angry that the black widow had given him some anti-wolf spray.

Steve smacked his lips, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s anti-wolf spray is not the kind of low-power product circulating in the market, but anyone with a nose will definitely be disgusted by it.

He pressed the headphones in his ear and said to the tall man, "Hello." ”

Hearing the movement, the man stopped retching and turned around, he brushed the long golden hair around his ears, looked Steve up and down with his eyes, and then said in a buzzing voice, "This is not bad, it is worth fighting." ”

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"Human! Put your name on it! I'm Thor Odinson from Asgard! ”

His voice was so loud that Steve had a little headache, but he smiled kindly, and then said, "My name is Steve, Steve Rogers." ”

Thor walked over, grabbed the railing in the middle of the room, and said, "That woman was so thin just now, and she dared to call me a patient!" ”

He shook the railing and said, "Let me out, human!" You are disrespecting the future Lord of the Nine Kingdoms! ”

"Let's not talk about that." Steve also glanced Thor up and down and said, "Do you want to change your clothes?" ”

Thor was wearing a medieval suit of armor and a helmet on his head, but I don't know if it was because his face hit the ground first, the helmet was badly deformed, and the armor was shattered, and the inner lining of the armor had become a tattered strip of cloth, and there was a lot of mud on it, and you didn't necessarily have this miserable appearance when you came back from another soldier on the battlefield in the Middle Ages.

Thor snorted coldly and said, "Heroes on the battlefield never care about their appearance, they only talk about the enemy's head!" ”

Steve didn't understand this, because Thor's English was mixed with Old English accents, and there were some self-made words that didn't know where they came from, which sounded like a transliteration of another language, and Steve had only been asleep for decades, not thousands, and this tone that had been eliminated by the human language system sounded really head-wrenching.

"Okay, so can you tell me how you got here?" Steve spread his hands and said, "You suddenly fell from the sky, smashed a lot of houses, your weapon still occupies the yard of a family, and more importantly, because of your fall, 13 people are still lying in the hospital." ”

Thor waved his hand impatiently and said, "That's because you humans are too weak, you are not warriors at all, and you have no faith in sacrificing your life and death, in Asgard, you either die or get up and continue to fight......"

Even if Steve only listened to a half-understanding, his face was still gloomy, Captain America has always had a good temper, and there are not many things that can make him angry, but it is clear that this Thor has stepped on his minefield.

He opened the door that separated the railing of the room and walked in, in fact, Steve was not as tall as Thor, and not as burly as him, but the two of them had a similar temperament, and Thor obviously saw this, and he asked, "It seems that you are also a warrior, and you are the more heroic kind of human beings." ”

As soon as Steve's face softened a little, Thor continued, "But that doesn't make sense, I found out a long time ago when I came here that you only point butcher knives at your own people, which is shameful in Asgard, and your record is not worth boasting about. ”

Steve took a deep breath, pressed his headphones and said, "Dr. Schiller, can we start the treatment?" I'm afraid that if I delay a little longer, I really can't help but give him a punch. ”

Schiller's voice came from the headset, and he said, "I'm afraid you'll have to endure it a little longer, his message is useful." ”

Thor stood in the room with his hands on his hips, stared at Steve and said, "What are you muttering?" Don't engage in those little tricks! That is useless for the warriors of Asgard! ”

Thor's voice was really loud, which made Steve have some tinnitus, but he still followed the prepared question and said, "That hammer about 7 kilometers away is your weapon, right?" ”

"Yes, that's Mjölnir, born from the extinguished sun and the dwarven hearth! The branches of the World Tree give it new life! The blessing of the Father of the Gods gives it strength! ”

Steve skimmed over the aria, which he didn't understand at all, and continued, "Well, that's not important, I told you before, that hammer still occupies a family's yard, and if it's your weapon, please take it away immediately." ”

Thor opened his mouth, as if he was a little embarrassed, but embarrassed to say, and finally, he sighed and said, "Well, the great god can't lie, I can't pick it up." ”

"But isn't that your weapon?"

"The reasons are complicated!" Thor looked a little impatient, "I had a fight with the Father of the Gods......"

"So here you and your hammer are?"

Steve paused and said, "I'm going to assume that what you're saying is true, not some kind of mentally ill babble. ”

"The father of the gods in your mouth should be your own father, and after you quarreled with your father, he threw you out of the house......"

"The only question is, what's the planet about? What's the matter with humanity? He wants to kick you out of the house, the so-called Nine Kingdoms is so big, why do he have to throw you to Earth? ”

Unexpectedly, this made Thor open the conversation box and began to vent bitterness: "I am the biological son of the father of the gods, the prince of Asgard, and the future master of the Nine Kingdoms, but I ...... at my coronation"

“…… Forget it, you humans don't understand this anyway, anyway, I broke into Jotunheim and made a fuss, but what's the matter? ”

“…… I can't figure it out, even if he threw me on the ancient battlefield, why is it a remote and desolate corner of the earth? ”

Thor was visibly angry, and he hammered his hand against the wall and shouted, "There is no warrior here at all!" I'm going to be bored here to the point of going crazy, and that's satisfying him, right?! ”

Steve finally knew why Natasha had that helpless and irritable expression, the big man's mind in front of him was like a steel bar, completely revolving around the words war, valor, warrior, great Asgard, etc., no matter what topic you talk about with him, it will eventually come back to these words.

Steve saw that Thor was angry, and he pressed the headphones and said to Schiller: "You told me before that this is an alien with a bad brain, and I don't quite believe it, after all, how stupid can a race that can travel in space be?" ”

"But now it seems that upgrading all the abilities to the muscles is also a way out."

Schiller's response came from the headset: "Indeed, if you don't have enough subtle intelligence to build a spaceship, you can just jump on the spot and jump on Mars." ”

After saying that, both of them laughed.

But this was mistaken by Thor for a joke on him, and he waved his arm vigorously and said angrily, "Mortal! Even if the gods of Asgard lose their power, it is not something you can laugh at! ”

Steve took a step back, and obviously, Captain America knew that it was not a good choice to engage in an armed conflict with this big man at this time, and he said to Schiller in the headset, "So what now?" It looked like he couldn't communicate at all. ”

"Let's give him some psychotherapy first, if it doesn't work, then think of another way, you ...... first"

Steve asked Thor, "It seems that you don't understand your father's decision, but I also think it's a bit too much to drive you so far away just because of a fight......"

As if he had found a bosom friend, Thor said, "I didn't expect humans to understand me, everyone around me said I was wrong, they were all on Odin's side, but I didn't really do anything at all!" ”

He let out a heavy breath from his nose and said without complaint: "Obviously, I have made so many feats in the past and made so many contributions to Asgard!" But it was as if they had turned a blind eye to all of them, and they threw me out at the slightest impulse and refused to even let me use a weapon, which was an insult to a warrior! ”

"Actually, is it possible that it is not because of this incident, maybe you and your father have a deep grudge?"

Thor pursed his lips, as if he didn't want to admit it, but he still said: "Actually, I think so too, I found out that Odin was a little dissatisfied with me before, but I thought that as long as I could achieve greater merit, then he wouldn't be angry with me......"

"I fought bravely on the battlefield and made many achievements, but he still did this to me in the end." His voice finally weakened a little, sounding a little sad: "He drove me out of the home I had always guarded, the place where I was born, the beautiful and sacred Asgardian ......"

"Okay, but it's useless to be sad now, it's already like this, what are you going to do?"

"I need to get my weapon back first!" Thor was very distressed and said, "How can a warrior not have his weapons? It's a great shame! ”

"But Odin deprived me of all my divine power in order to punish me, and without divine power, I would not be able to lift that hammer."

Thor sighed and said, "He asked me to study on Earth, but I don't know what I have to learn, even if I don't have divine power, I'm stronger than everyone here, do I have to learn how to fight with these fragile mortals?" ”

"Did your father seem to you to be a very mediocre king?"

"Of course not!" Thor retorted loudly, "The Father of the Gods is a very wise monarch, he has ruled the Nine Kingdoms for so many years, and has always been very beloved, how can he be a mediocre king? ”

"Then since he is not a mediocre king, but he made such a decision, haven't you thought that he has any deep meaning?"

Thor had a pained look on his face, and he said, "Why do you say that?" Someone has been whispering in my ear before, thinking about Odin's deep meaning, he must have other plans, other plans......"

"But that's not what I'm supposed to do! This kind of guesswork should be done by Loki, and my brother is the best at it! ”

"And me? I am a valiant warrior! It is a pioneer who has achieved glory for Asgard! I hate waiting in the middle of nowhere, guessing every day but it doesn't work......"

"Again, it's like this now."

"As you said, you are deprived of your divine powers, you can't hold a weapon, there is no opponent for you and no teammates for this place on Earth, you don't need to fight here, even if you don't guess, there is nothing else to do."

Thor let out a long sigh from his nose and said, "Well, if that's what he meant, then so be it, take off your armor, throw your weapons aside, and be a mediocre mortal, living a boring life every day, without a little faith and honor." ”

"If that's what he thinks, then so be it, what's that word called? Yes, holiday...... I'll give myself a vacation, away from the prosperous Nine Kingdoms, and sprout grass in this corner that no one cares about......"

Thor took a few steps back and leaned against the corner, looking a little decadent.

Steve sighed, held down the headphones and said, "Whenever I hear his adjective about Earth, I really want to punch him." ”

Then he said to Thor, "Since that's what you think, then I think we can talk." ”

"What are you talking about?" Thor lifted his eyelids.

"First of all, you don't have divine power, so you should need to eat and drink, right?" Steve and Thor stared, and Steve said, "This is not a shelter for the homeless, we don't have food and shelter, you have to figure it out yourself." ”

"I am the prince of Asgard! Guardian of the Nine Kingdoms! How can you ......" Thor began to shout again.

"Then you can try to see if this identity can allow you to successfully find a job on Earth and support yourself."

Thor tilted his head and muttered in a low voice, "When I came before, I found that humans are cunning and petty, and they pay the shepherds for a day, even with only one loaf of bread......"

"And you and your hammer fell, damaged three houses, and injured a dozen people, and you have to compensate for these losses."

"Odin will ......"

"We can't contact Odin, we can only contact you, in short, although you didn't mean it, but at least it was an accident that hurt people, if you can't compensate for this part of the loss, I'm afraid you will go to jail."

"Jail ???" Thor raised his voice, and he said in disbelief, "I'm the prince of Asgard!" How can you let the future Father of the Gods go to jail?!! That would be a stain on my reign, you damned mortals......"

As he spoke, he began to get irritable again, and even raised his fist to attack Steve, but Steve took a few steps back and said into the headphones: "It seems that psychotherapy is not very effective, do you have any other way?" ”

"Of course there is, give him a punch."

"Wait, isn't that a big jump?"

"It's nothing, it's another therapy for psychotherapy, and it's a backup for this communication, I call it physical therapy."

Steve rubbed his feet twice, then rubbed his wrist and said, "Is this really going to work?" Does beating up aliens cause a diplomatic incident? ”

"That's what Nick Fury has to think about, you just have to think about it."

"How many percent do you think is better?"

"My suggestion is ten percent, even if he doesn't have divine power, he is still a divine body, and he can't be broken."

"Human ...... What do you want? At this time, Thor also noticed Steve's movements, and he said contemptuously, "You don't want to fight the most valiant warrior in Asgard, do you?" Then I will let you know, God, do not provoke ......"

"Bang !!"

Thor flew upside down and stuck directly into the wall, then fainted, and Steve withdrew his fist and said, "What a weak god." ”

At this time, Natasha, who had gone out to smoke, came back, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw Steve standing in the room, while Thor fainted, and the female agent gasped and said, "What's wrong?" That's what you do...... Psychotherapy? ”

Steve turned his head, smiled, and said, "...... This is physical therapy. ”