"Well, listen big guy, you can't smash those honking cars, Hell's Kitchen doesn't have a rule against honking during the day......"

Steve pulled back Thor, who was about to rush out, and said to him very seriously: "If you continue like this, you may be arrested and sent to a psychiatric hospital, and according to the psychiatrists I know, you will be in bad luck." ”

"Why are you earthlings so strange? I don't understand your accent at all, so why do you have to pinch your throat? Can you have a little bit of it?! Thor shouted.

Steve took a deep breath, he was really fed up with Thor, he grabbed Thor's arm with his right hand to prevent him from wandering around, and then took out his phone with his other hand to call Nick.

"Nick, if you want me to take this guy with you, can you get him a translation device quickly? The two of us simply can't communicate! ”

That's right, the first problem Thor encountered after coming down to earth was his strange accent, of course Thor could speak English, but the last time he came to Earth, the United States still didn't speak English.

To be precise, the last time he came to Earth, the English spoken in that part of England was not the current English.

As a result, his current language structure is Old English words and grammar, with a strong Asgardian accent.

But his current country is the United States, a place that has always intended to expel British English from English.

This made their communication difficult, and when Nick asked Steve to stare at Thor, Steve didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, and he planned to take Thor around the New York City City while he was going for a morning jog to show him where he was going to live next.

As a result, in these few tens of minutes, Thor was like an energetic husky, wanting to rush up and bite twice, and Steve was very suspicious that this might be Thor taking revenge for the punch he gave him.

Steve stood at the intersection, one hand on his waist, the other dragging Thor, helplessly to him: "If you are trying to get revenge for the punch I gave you at that time, then okay, I can apologize to you, but this is not my intention, you have to go to the doctor who is good at physical therapy." ”

"And that's not a reason for you to knock on someone's car window on the street, move the barricade at will, and kick the paint cans off, so you're not just going to get a punch from me, you're going to get beaten!"

Steve was bitter, but Thor didn't understand.

Steve also saw that he was playing the piano to the cow, and just as he wanted to continue persuading, his mobile phone rang, and Schiller on the other side said to him: "Captain, can you please come to Stark Tower?" We may need you to do a strength test. ”

After Steve hung up the phone, he immediately redialed, and he: "Hello? Is Peter here? Oh, I'm his friend Steve, could you please ask him to answer the phone? ”

"Hey, Steve, what's wrong? I'm eating! Peter's reply was a little slurred, apparently not swallowing what was in his mouth yet.

"That's right, Nick gave me a mission, which is simply to take an alien on a tour in New York, but now there are other things, can you come and help me take the shift?"

"Traveling with aliens? …… Is it? Where is that? …… So amazing? Oh......" Peter lowered his voice, apparently with family at his side, he paused, swallowed what was in his mouth, and continued, "Wait, I'll be there shortly." ”

After a while, Peter ran over from the other side of the street, he was still wearing a commemorative T-shirt of Captain America, and when he stepped forward, he specifically pointed to the shield pattern on his chest, Steve smiled at him and patted him on the shoulder: "If you want, I can print one for you with a shield to ensure a 1:1 restoration." ”

"Really?" Peter asked in surprise, and then he hesitated a little: "But this seems a bit disrespectful, after all, it is a symbol of Captain America's honor." ”

"It's okay, as long as you complete this task for me, I'll give you one, and it will come with an autograph."

Peter jumped up for joy, and he immediately grabbed Thor: "Don't worry, wrap it up on me!" ”

Steve gave him a thumbs up, and he sighed as Peter pulled Thor away, feeling a little guilty in his heart, always feeling like he was cheating on the child.

Thor was even more unhappy when he was pulled by Peter, the Asgardians believe that the big fist is the boss, although he was not happy that Steve sneaked up on him and gave him a punch, but he also admitted that the man was a strong fighter, but what was the matter with this kid? Why does it look like bean sprouts?

Peter stopped after walking a few steps, and Thor was stunned, looking Peter up and down, "You must be tired of walking, right?" Or should I carry you? ”

Thor's worldview is very simple, in addition to the big fist is the last word, there is also the article of helping the weak and taking care of the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled, in his opinion, Peter is completely a child, and he is also a relatively weak type among the earthlings, and he is likely to need his help.

"I'm tired of walking, no, of course not, although my house is a little far from here, but it's not too tiring."

"I just suddenly thought of where to take you, we ......"

"Leave me alone, that annoying guy is finally gone, I'm going to go around myself!" Before Peter could finish, Thor turned and left, he didn't need a child to lead the way.

As Thor was about to leave, Peter chased after him and shouted, "Hey, wait! My Signature T-Shirt ......"

"Don't do that! Don't cross the road, that's against the traffic rules! Wait a minute...... Don't touch that car, no! Don't kick the door, people will think you're robbing......"

Steve can still hold Thor hard, but Peter can only stop in front of him and make him change direction.

"I didn't, hey, stop! Don't go that way! There's construction going on over there, no...... Don't come back from jumping over barricades...... There may be ...... ahead of that."

"Why do you earthlings think I'm a fool? I'm the prince of Asgard, and I know what to do! I ......"

"Bang!"

Two minutes later, Peter pulled Thor out of the mud by his feet, and he looked at his mud-stained T-shirt, "This is my new genuine souvenir, and it's quite expensive......"

Thor was angry: "Can't you humans make a bigger roadblock?" I thought it was just a low wall, and it was someone else's yard inside! ”

"Okay, listen, Steve and I, you're aliens, so I don't care that you don't know all this common sense, and it seems that you don't know much of Earth's language, so it's understandable that you can't understand me, but at least you can understand my movements, right?"

Peter gestured a cross with his arm on his chest, and he, "This means that you can't go, the place where you don't go is likely to be dangerous, but fortunately this time it's just a mud pit, if there are wires or something underneath, it will be bad, you really have to listen to me!" ”

Thor ignored Peter, crossed his arms and walked forward, Peter chased after him, Thor turned his head: "You're just a child, what about your parents?" They just let you wander around the streets like this? ”

"I'm done with my summer homework, so I can come out and play, oh, I haven't yet, I'll take you to my favorite arcade, you're going to love it."

"What's that?"

"It's a place to play games, there are a lot of game consoles there, and there are new ones recently, I haven't been there yet, let's go!"

"Oh, by the way, you wait, I'll give a call to one of my friends."

Peter took out his phone and said to the other end of the line: "Pikachu, what are you doing?" That's right, see you in the old place......"

Five minutes later, Peter takes Thor to an arcade on the edge of Hell's Kitchen.

He came to the door, but did not enter, but walked along a side alley, and after a while, a yellow figure jumped on the wall, and then jumped directly into Peter's arms, Peter and Pikachu high-fived, "Long time no see!" Buddy! ”

"Ha, I don't know who was dazzled by his little girlfriend and didn't come to play with his buddy for so long!"

"Doctor Schiller went out before, didn't you want to help him look at the store? I thought you were busy, okay...... Well, I'm sorry, don't call me! ”

Thor was curious about Pikachu, and he said, "Is this your pet?" Why is he so yellow? ”

As soon as his hand reached out to the top of Pikachu's head, he was screamed by the electric "whoop", and Peter hurriedly grabbed Pikachu's tail: "Don't make trouble, you've got someone else's electricity...... Oh, I forgot to introduce, it's my good buddy Pikachu, and the two of us are the best mates! ”

"Did we have a group name before?" Peter looked at Pikachu and asked, Pikachu held the two little short hands and stood on Peter's shoulder with disdain: "How about the combination of spiders and rats, and the double harm of the sewer?" ”

"Of course it's not good, it tastes too big."

Seeing Peter and Pikachu playing there, Thor quieted down, and he even missed it a little: "I used to have a pet, a smart and clever hound, but unfortunately it died in battle." ”

"Have you ever had a dog?" Peter looked at Thor and asked, "Do aliens have dogs too?" ”

"Of course, Asgard is not far from the world, and many of our habits are very similar."

"Then you still ......"

"I just can't get used to cars that make random noises, you know? If anyone on the road to Asgard dared to make a noise from a chariot, he would be whipped. ”

"And the barricades, which don't serve as a warning enough that even children can climb up."

"And those who scribble on the walls with strange jars, in Asgard, who dare to graffiti the walls, are going to be caught in jail."

"Uh...... Actually, it will be on Earth, but that place is more chaotic, and no one cares about them. ”

"If that's the case, it seems to make some sense, you were the prince of Asgard before, then it is logical for you to take care of these things, but this is the earth, you are not a prince, and you may be beaten if you rush directly."

"My father is the lord of the Nine Kingdoms, and the Nine Kingdoms also include the Atrium, and I am the future master of the Nine Kingdoms, so I will naturally take care of these things when I see them."

Peter was just thinking about something, but Thor said, "Where's that fun thing about you?" I don't think it's going to be more fun than going hunting. ”

"Hunting? That's all in the Middle Ages, right? Let's go, I'll show you some of the modern rides, you'll find it great! ”

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