As the saying goes, people who have no long-term concerns will have near-term worries, and so is God.

Thor was almost mad at Loki's humiliation, if it was him before, even if he knew that he couldn't beat him, and he knew that if he attacked his superiors, he might be expelled by Heimdall, he would definitely fight Loki to the death.

But after coming to Earth, Thor understood one thing: objective facts do not change by human subjective initiative, failure in the interview is failure, the company does not accept you if it does not accept you, if you can't find a job, it is useless for Thor to be angry and complain.

Originally, his warehouse workers did a decent job, but the wages were so low that after paying the rent, Thor even had a problem with food and clothing.

He desperately wanted to find a job that paid a little more, but there was really no good job in that hellish place in Hell's Kitchen, so he had to go outside.

Luckily, he got along well with a group of Texas truck drivers while working in the warehouse, and Thor learned a little bit about driving and repairing cars, so he found a job at a garage near south of Manhattan.

But the job was so far away from his home that Thor had to find a new one, and the problem he was facing now was that the only house he could afford to rent and close enough to his place of work was Loki's.

Even if Loki tried to trick him into laughing at him, Thor could only bow to reality, and if he didn't get paid on time, he would have to sleep on the road again.

I don't know what Loki thinks, anyway, in the end, he still opened the door for Thor, and I don't know what the relationship between the two of them is, anyway, in the end, Loki still rented the house to Thor.

There are quite a few apartments near the high-end apartment where Loki is located, and in the apartment opposite, S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Hill looks across with a telescope, and the symbiote phantom complains in her, "I still think it's a bit too risky for you to study the riots, even if you send him back to Klinta and lock him up?" ”

"I don't know how you humans are so bold, aren't you afraid that Nar's chaotic power will come again?"

Hill shrugged, "You can only go with the director, this is his plan, and I can't change anything." ”

And the phantom demon was very helpless: "Also, the two princes of Asgard who are spying on you like this, will you really not be hated by the god king Odin?" He's the master of the Nine Kingdoms......"

"It's not very important, but don't, these two princes are quite handsome......" Hill crossed his waist with one hand and held a telescope in the other and asked the phantom, "Which of them do you think is more handsome?" I still prefer Loki, Thor's kind of men's ......"

Hill shrugged: "Someone might like it, but it's not my thing." ”

"I ......" the phantom didn't know how to answer, Hill thought she was shy, she: "I can feel it, you're still more interested in Thor, every time you mention Thor, you seem to have some mood swings, how about it?" Let me introduce you two to each other? ”

"No need!" The phantom shouted.

Immediately afterward, she muttered in a low voice: "The thunder god of the Aesir God Clan almost killed us all with a thunderbolt, know him?" Is it because it doesn't hurt enough to be thundered? ”

"So you're scared of him?"

"I didn't!"

Suddenly, Hill put down the binoculars, rubbed his eyes, and then looked at the opposite window with the binoculars again, a little puzzled: "Am I dazzled?" Why does it look like there's a fire in the room opposite? ”

The illusion had already covered Ciel's body, and she: "You're not dazzled, it's on fire." ”

In an instant, Hill appeared outside Loki and Thor's apartment door, and she knocked on the door, "Hello, are you there?" I see your house on fire! ”

There was a loud noise in the room, and after a while, Thor opened the door, his face was blackened, he wiped his face vigorously, and said, "We're all right!" Take care of it right away! ”

There was another loud "bang" in the kitchen, Thor looked back, and then blocked Hill's vision with his burly body, he: "Are you a neighbor?" That one...... We had an accident cooking, really, it was taken care of right away, trust me......"

There was another loud bang, billowing smoke poured out of the kitchen, Loki was choked directly, he coughed twice, and said to the nursery standing at the door: "It's really on fire, put out the fire......"

Thor covered his eyes, and Hill at the door pointed to the stairwell, "There's firefighting equipment, open it and you can use it." ”

Once the fire was extinguished, Hill was curious about what was going on, but she had no reason to stay, so she returned to her stronghold and continued to monitor remotely.

As a result, it was not yet an hour before the glass in the opposite room was shattered directly in the violent explosion, billowing black smoke came out of the room, and Hill hurried downstairs.

Loki walked forward quickly, his face was also blackened a few times, and Thor behind him couldn't see it, he simply turned into a little black man.

Thor hysterically yelled at Loki, "Look at the good things you've done!" You're simply the most incompetent Vulcan I've ever seen!! If you weren't going to light the gas stove with a flame, it wouldn't have exploded......"

Accompanied by the sirens of the fire alarm, Loki was also very angry: "How do I know what is going on??? Fire control is a natural ability in my priesthood, how do I know why the flame burned out the pipes uncontrollably? ”

"You've already messed up once before!" "But you still have to do it, is your head knotted?!" ”

Loki was laughed at angrily, he never thought that he would be ridiculed by Thor for being brainless, just when the two of them were arguing, a firefighter in a firefighting suit came over: "You are the two owners of the burning house, what is your relationship?" ”

The two didn't say anything, and the firefighter glanced at the two of them. showed a strange expression, and then took out a notebook to register: "No matter what your relationship is, now come back to the police station with us, major fire accidents need to be prepared......"

Seeing that the two princes were about to be taken to the fire truck, Hill walked over and flashed his ID, "S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, please cooperate." ”

Twenty minutes later, in the S.H.I.E.L.D. office, Natasha sat at the table facing the two of them, without raising her head: "Name? ”

"Thor Odinson." Thor wasn't angry.

"Rocky Odinson."

"Hey, you're not named Odinson! Only the eldest son of the god-king can use the title of Odinson! ”

"Can you shut up?" Loki touched his face and said viciously to Thor: "I'm a righteous god now, you can't stand up to me!" ”

Natasha knocked on the table, and she was expressionless: "Do you know that you made a gas explosion in a high-end apartment with dense residents, which can already be characterized as a terrorist activity carried out by aliens?" ”

Loki stretched out his hand to signal Natasha to calm down, he said, "I can explain it, it's like this......"

Natasha leaned her face in one hand and made a "I'll see what you can make up" expression as she listened to Loki.

"I got the priesthood of the god of fire, of course, I know you humans don't understand how this priesthood system works, but literally, the god of fire, should have the ability to control fire, right?"

After that, Loki also felt that his words were too stupid, but looking at Natasha and nodding, he still: "Human gas stoves should also be lit with fire, this is no problem, right?" ”

Natasha nodded again.

Thor preemptively said, "But your ability to control fire is like a piece of shit!" We just need a little flame to light the gas stove and you make a fireball bigger than the fridge door......"

Loki ignored him completely, and continued: "Theoretically speaking, the fire control ability that comes with the Vulcan Priesthood should be very perfect. ”

"So what?" Natasha looked up at him.

Loki opened his mouth and looked at Natasha's beautiful face, and he felt that his next conclusion was indeed a bit embarrassing in front of a beautiful woman.

"But there is a slight gap between theory and reality......"

Natasha sighed, and she closed the file in front of her: "The reason why S.H.I.E.L.D. tolerates Thor's stay on Earth is because he doesn't have any power beyond ordinary people, but you're different. ”

"I don't care if you can't control your divine power well, or if you made a mistake in casting a spell, in short, you burned down the human house, frightened the surrounding residents, and wasted fire resources, in short, we have to repatriate you......"

"Nope! Wait a minute! Loki stood up: "I have a very important business this month!" I just talked about it yesterday, and I'm going to meet the customer soon, it's a big order from Xinfu Bank, I can't just ...... it."

At this moment, Nick Fury pushed open the office door, he was smoking, he was still holding a crystal ball in his hand, the other three were staring at him, Nick coughed, spat out a puff of black smoke from his mouth, and then: "All other questions aside, can you Asgard not be so rude when you send the courier?" ”

"Uh...... Have you been thundered? Natasha asked.

"Don't Coulson, always ask the obvious."

Thor and Loki glanced at each other, Loki: "This is a good quality of Asgard, simple, quick, and one-step, although it is a bit rough......"

Natasha walked up to Nick, who handed her the crystal ball and looked at Loki, "Since your father has paid the custodian fee, we can stop you from making this mess for the time being, but you have to promise us that there will be no next time." ”

Loki raised his hand: "I won't use Vulcan's abilities anymore. ”

Natasha asked a little puzzled, "Aren't you only capable of the god of fire, and besides, after the fire, you won't use your magic to extinguish the fire?" ”

"I don't know what's going on." Loki turned his head and looked to the side, he was also a little puzzled: "I can't control the fireball I made, and I'm still a little ...... It's just, it's kind of ......."

Thor looked at his brother's expression and grinned, "Are you supposed to ...... Afraid of fire, right? ”

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Suddenly,The author is not full-time.,There are other jobs in the morning.,Sometimes it's busier in the morning.,The code word time will be postponed in the afternoon.,The update will be late.,Generally, I will notify the update time adjustment in the group.,I think it's hard to wait to join the group.。

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