Chapter 254: I, the Clown (Part II)
"Doctor Rodriguez! You're good to go! That friend of yours has called for more than 60 times this week, and the office operator is driving him crazy......"
"Mrs. Miller! Please do well! This friend of mine has come for treatment for the 10th time this week, and I'm driving him crazy......" Schiller said to Mrs. Miller, standing at the table and covering his forehead.
Mrs. Miller sighed and said, "Then you can't refuse him?" ”
"I wanted to refuse, but he's a psychopath."
"So what?" Mrs. Miller glared at Schiller, who was stunned for a moment by her attitude, and then said, "...... Aren't we a psychiatric hospital here? ”
Mrs. Miller was also stunned for a moment, bowed her head and said, "Oh, yes, we are a psychiatric hospital here, so can't he be hospitalized?" ”
"Oh my God, he's already so annoyed commuting back and forth, if he's hospitalized......"
"Didn't he stay in the hospital before? I remember seeing him in the inpatient unit. ”
"This time it's different, he was just a madman before, and now he's a drunk madman."
Schiller also let out a long sigh, and he gestured to Mrs. Miller for a moment, then walked over to the table and picked up the phone, and asked Brand, "Didn't you say last week that a new attending physician was coming?" Where is he? ”
“…… What? He just submitted his resume...... Didn't pass your resume? Why didn't it pass? …… Well, I'll call him and ask. ”
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Schiller hung up the phone, then continued to dial in circles, and then picked up the receiver, and he said to the other end of the receiver, "Hello? Bruce, did anyone apply to the attending physician at Arkham Psychiatric Hospital last week? Is your resume out there? ”
Bruce on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment, and then said, "The Wayne family does have an equity stake in Arkham Mental Hospital, and I rejected the job application after I received it......"
"Why did you dismiss it?"
Bruce was silent again, he was a little confused about Schiller's attitude, there is only one position as an attending physician, and someone is applying for a job, isn't it robbing you of your job?
“…… Okay, Bruce, I know you're kind, but there's no need for that, I'm a college professor and I'm here as the attending physician, just because Brand is too busy, and I wish I could bring in a new doctor......"
"Really?" Bruce was skeptical, after all, Schiller had looked like he was enjoying it.
Schiller took the earpiece and said straightforwardly: "If you think I have any love for this job, it must be your delusion, at least for now I just want to get out of here......"
"Okay, then I'm ......"
Before Bruce could finish speaking, Schiller's phone hung up, for Schiller heard another barrage of maniacal laughter.
Seeing Jack, who was clumsily coming in from the balcony, Schiller first pushed Mrs. Miller out, closed the door, and then closed the curtains around him, and finally, walking to the balcony, Jack saw him coming, waved at him, and said, "Good morning, my friend!" ”
At this point, he was halfway through the balcony, one leg stepped in, and the other leg was still on the balcony next to him, and Schiller crossed his arm and said, "Do you know what I want to do?" ”
"What? Give me a punch? Hey! Wait, you can't do that, haven't we been having a good time talking lately? My friend! Where did we talk yesterday...... Oh, baroque art, you shouldn't be busy this afternoon, right? My noodle line is surging up in my stomach, what did you eat at noon today? The patterns in the naturalistic decoration remind me of bats...... Bat! Bat? ……”
Schiller took a deep breath and said silently in his heart: "I am a doctor, I am a doctor, and a doctor cannot beat a patient with his hands......"
This happened when Schiller and the Joker got drunk that night.
Whether it is Schiller or a clown, alcohol has little effect on their brains, no matter how high the degree of wine, no matter how much they drink, there will be no more problems for the two of them, but it is just ordinary wine.
Schiller had discovered a problem before, the Fear Gas Concentrate in his hand, the high-purity brain active potion extracted from the Fear Venom, the Lizard Serum Treatment Injection, and the pure version of the Immortal Factor all existed in a liquid state, which made him have a very bold idea, and with the help of Connors's hand, he turned it into reality.
He asked Connors to mix the liquids together.
Schiller called it "madness".
It combines all the benefits of these potions, and it is eclectic and complements each other's strengths, it transforms the fear of the fear gas concentrate into a kind of excitement and madness, and this excitement and madness have reached the point where it can cause physical lesions to the brain, but at the same time, the brain can be constantly repaired because of the presence of the lizard serum.
For the average person, taking this potion is the most terrible torture in the world, because although you are not harmed, the brain that controls all the senses simulates everything, but again, for some people, it is a very delicious high alcohol.
Schiller always wanted to drink, but he was also afraid that he would get drunk if he did, so he had to pull a drinking buddy, that is, Jack, and the two of them drank the whole bottle that night.
It turned out that it was still Schiller's better drink, or rather. It's the amount of alcohol that Gray Mist is better, after all, it's an old wine Mengzi.
Schiller was hi when he drank, but he slept all night, and Jack was also hi when he drank, but he couldn't sleep well all night, after all, there was no symbiote to share the madness and excitement for him, so he was a little too excited now.
It stands to reason that a crazy clown who is excited should be looking for Batman, but it is very unfortunate that Batman wants to invest in making a movie for Catwoman, and the two invested in an investigation and travel, not in Gotham.
So Schiller reaped the consequences.
Jack is not interested in anyone other than Batman, but this disinterest is also divided into types, obviously, he feels that Schiller and him have a common language, so he pulls him to speak at length every day, making appointments for more than 10 treatments a week, not only every day, but also seeing you in the morning and in the afternoon, looking down and not looking up.
Schiller touched his conscience and said that Jack was a good drinking buddy, and even a good person to talk to, although I don't know where his extensive knowledge and profound knowledge came from, but if he just talked about this, Schiller was also a little interested, after all, this also belongs to fishing during work hours.
The only problem is that Jack can bring every topic to Batman.
He is like a man with an incomparably wide range of knowledge, an unparalleled depth of knowledge, and a very full conversation...... Idiot.
Schiller has no interest in Batman at all, so he's really annoyed by the Joker.
But Jack neither likes nor hates anyone other than Batman, and simply ignores it, so although he has been going back and forth in and out of the mental hospital so many times, he has not damaged the environment here, so Schiller has not had a valid reason to expel him out.
Since you can't expel him, expel yourself.
Schiller took the resume from Brand and said, "How are your new colleagues in the future?" Will apply to come to the mental hospital in Gotham, the work resume should be amazing, right? ”
"No matter how amazing you are, you can still be amazing?" Brand asked rhetorically, then he rubbed his chin and hesitated and said, "His resume is not bad, but it's just ......"
"What's wrong?"
"I've heard some bad rumors about him from my former colleagues......"
"Bad rumors? What is it? ”
"He came to Gotham because he was ...... at the school where he taught" Brand hesitated for a moment, not knowing what to say to Schiller, but he continued, "It looks like he's conducting illegal human experiments." ”
"Human experiments? Interesting......"
Schiller looked down at the resume in his hand, and sure enough, the name on it was "Hugo Strange".
Hugo Strange's resume is indeed very good, but it is not as amazing as Schiller, his education and work experience can only be regarded as decent, not even as good as Strange in another world, and not as top in the world.
Of course, it may also be because the current timeline is too early, and Hugo has not yet had time to shine in his best field.
While Schiller was looking at Hugo's resume, Hugo was also looking at Schiller's resume.
On the train to Gotham, while reading the Gotham Daily, he watched the news of an old case in the Metropolis, the protagonist of which he didn't know most of the supporting characters, Hugo, but only one figure made him feel somewhat familiar: Schiller Rodriguez.
It is impossible to say that Hugo has never heard of Schiller's name, because there are only a few top psychologists in the world, and as a professional, Hugo knows this person.
And he chose to come to Gotham this time, on the one hand, because after his previous illegal experiments were discovered. got into trouble with an enemy, so he went to Gotham to avoid trouble, and on the other hand, it was also because he wanted to come and meet Schiller.
Since ancient times. It is not uncommon for his peers to repel each other and to treat literati with disparity, especially since Hugo, a self-proclaimed genius in psychology and psychiatry, has his own unique theories in both disciplines, but he has not been able to perfect his theories because of the lack of opportunities before, and as soon as he wanted to do so, his experiments were discovered.
His previous city and the university he worked at couldn't tolerate such behavior, but he knew there was one place where he might be able to: Gotham.
There were experimental environments that suited him, and there were people he was interested in, so Hugo naturally submitted an application.
Originally, he felt that there was little hope, because he wanted to squeeze Schiller out of this position, which was unlikely with his current resume, but he did not expect that not long after he submitted his resume, Arkham Psychiatric Hospital called him and invited him to come over and take up his post very warmly.
As a result, Hugo, who came to the office of the attending physician of the Arkham Psychiatric Hospital, received a warm welcome from Schiller.
Schiller shook Hugo's hand hard and said, "Thank goodness you're finally here." ”
"Uh......" Hugo choked up, he didn't understand what Schiller meant, after all, he and Schiller didn't know each other, and with the status of the two of them, Schiller didn't need to be so enthusiastic about him.
In the conversation that followed, Schiller bluntly stated: "There are so many difficult patients here, and in all my years of practice, I never thought that there would be patients that I couldn't treat, but that's the ......way it is."
"Mr. Strange, I know you may be bothered by your poor resume, but that's okay, there are quite a few rare cases here, and some of them are completely out of my grasp."
Because Schiller behaved too much like an unscrupulous quack who couldn't handle the hard stubble and was eager to shake the pot, Hugo's impression of him dropped a little, and he said nonchalantly: "Yes, Dr. Rodriguez, in fact, I have always been troubled by the lack of good test subjects, in fact, I am very interested in some difficult cases, if this is the case, it would be even better......"
Schiller could hear the arrogance in Hugo's tone, and he could see that Hugo seemed to regard him as a hype scholar who did not deserve his name, but he still smiled, shook Hugo's hand and said to him: "Then you must be the most suitable doctor for this position...... So that's it, I'll leave first. ”
Watching Schiller leave quickly with his belongings, Hugo looked at his back with some doubts.
What is it that makes this world-renowned master of psychology run faster than being chased by a dog?
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