603 Underworld Jokes: The Lion King Opens His Eyes
Zhang Guangmu relied on his tall figure comparable to Confucius, grabbed Zhang Jiao and Zhou Yu's necks with both hands, and jokingly gave a policy goal: "I want to unify the underworld and become the king of the underworld!" ”
"In today's world, ancestral spirits are the primary productive forces!"
"I hope you two can help!"
Thinking about it carefully, after the breakthrough and innovation of the ancestral spirit ritual, Zhang Guangmu was able to surpass the inherent limitations of the bloodline and summon Zhou Yu smoothly, and there were almost no twists and turns in the process.
This is a very different situation than when the horns are summoned.
Comparing the process of the two summons, Zhang Guangmu can probably guess that the factor [The Xuan Immortal Group led by Zhang Guangmu will develop Ancestral Spirit Technology/Immortal Qi Technology] has probably been calculated by the production team for a long time.
As a [Heavenly Dao Abandoner], he has long been preset with two paths to choose from.
Either as a researcher, make innovations, break through the restrictions of summoning rituals, and summon the ancestral spirit [Zhou Yu]; Either wait until they are crushed by the Chonghuang coalition army, escape as a fighter, and then go through a lot of hardships, with the blessing of precious props, surpass the extremely high failure rate and summon the ancestral spirit [Zhang Jiao].
It's the difficulty and challenge that is hidden.
The situation now is......
Zhang Guangmu surpassed the restrictions of the production team, broke the restrictions set by Boss Cao and director Takada Mucai, and walked out of the third way!
In today's Xuanxian group, there are fighters with heroic combat strength and talented scientific researchers, and Zhang Guangmu himself has also created a secret book of exercises like "Xuanxian Secret Record", and is silently improving.
He is familiar with him, and when he comes up, he hooks up with his two ancestral spirits, and he doesn't see it at all.
Ancestral Spirit Zhou Yu didn't struggle, and immediately responded: "The lord has an order, and Gong Jin should obey his orders." ”
Hearing Zhang Guangmu's speech, Ancestral Spirit Zhang Jiao also nodded again and again - theoretically speaking, he had known his own summoner for less than a month, but he didn't dislike Zhang Guangmu's closeness at all, but felt very comfortable.
As for Zhang Guangmu's goal of unifying the underworld......
To be honest, neither Zhang Jiao nor Zhou Yu think this can be called "ambition".
They even felt that even if Zhang Guangmu said one day that he wanted to unify the world and become the head of the earth, it would be reasonable, and it would not be a fantasy, but something that could be done hopefully.
After receiving the response of the two ancestral spirits, Zhang Guangmu let go of his hands, undisguised his intentions, and said with awe-inspiring killing intent generously: "In order to unify the underworld, the first step is to annihilate the strong competitors in the Winter Leaves Region!" ”
"Then next, all the focus of the Xuan Immortal Group will be shifted to the [Lion King Hunting and Killing Plan]!"
"I want to hear the news of Long Xiaofan's death in the shortest possible time!"
Originally, as a villain, Zhang Guangmu wanted to strangle the protagonist of the plot, Long Xiaofan, but in fact, he didn't need a reason at all, and a sentence of "I don't like him" was enough.
In order to take care of the mood and receptivity of the little white dumplings, Zhang Guangmu threw out the strategic goal of "unifying the underworld and becoming the king of the underworld".
It is obviously reasonable for a man to fight for the throne and take the initiative to clear the way in the way.
Such a loud conspiracy naturally fell into the ears of the little white dumplings.
"Wide! Finally saw a villain with brains! ”
"If you're a bad guy, you should the protagonist head-on!"
"Well done! is also [Haoyue], Long Xiaofan is obviously not as good as Brother Muzi! During this time, Long Xiaofan has been holding on, and he has no sense of existence at all! ”
"Indeed, a protagonist who doesn't make trouble is not a good protagonist!"
"It is recommended that the Cold Light King transform directly and develop towards the [Demon King] sequence! It's so exciting! ”
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"Huh? [Hanguang King], it is rare to hear someone call Zhang Guangmu like this...... There are really armor enthusiasts like me...... But seriously, Zhang Guangmu's performance after receiving the role of a villain was better than the indiscriminate killing of the Blazing Bone Beast after he was promoted to the Ultimate Armored Division! Sassy yuppies! ”
"He should take on this kind of villain! The main thing is to hold it up, you know! The protagonist can be stupid, he can be brainless, and the villain must be supported to be interesting! ”
"The demeanor and essence that a villain should have have ......"
Next, the pressure came to Long Xiaofan! I hope he can give a little more strength and let Brother Mu Zi use some real skills! ”
……
With the cooperation of various departments, the [Xuanxian Space Network] led by Ancestor Ling Zhou Yu was built very smoothly.
On this day, Zhang Guangmu was flipping through the book, while listening to the daily complaints of the little white group, and collecting personal information about the protagonist of the plot, Long Xiaofan.
Suddenly, a blazing red light wrapped around the little finger of his left hand lit up, Zhang Guangmu raised his eyebrows, put down the book in his hand, stopped moving, and remained relatively quiet.
Three seconds later, Luo Diamond and Salia arrived together.
After the two of them moved in front of Zhang Guangmu in an instant, they didn't say half a word of nonsense, and went straight to the point, bringing good news and bad news to Zhang Guangmu.
The good news is: more than half a month has passed, and the resources and population of Chonghuang District have been digested, and the overall strength of the Xuanxian Group has gone further and reached a new level.
Not only has the inventory of the underworld energy doubled, but also because of the emphasis on public opinion propaganda and guidance, coupled with the generous benefits of the Xuanxian Group, it has attracted many talents to invest.
Now Zhang Guangmu occupies the two districts of Shenzuo and Chonghuang at the same time, sitting on two-thirds of the underworld, and has a good situation of sweeping the world.
Because of this, the Xuan Immortal Group recruited many wild summoners in a very short period of time, and the overall strength swelled to more than twice as much as before.
"Those summoners who dodge the flames of war can hide for a while, but they can't hide for a lifetime."
Luo Zuan was very concerned about the talent recruitment work of the Xuanxian Group, and after reporting the work, he also elaborated on his experience and thoughts by the way: "The future was undecided before, and the underworld was three-legged, and many summoners felt that their strength was insufficient, and they were unwilling to get involved in the war, so they hid and buried their heads in development. ”
"But it's stupid to keep hiding."
Luo Zuan said seriously: "This has nothing to do with ambition, and it has nothing to do with the summoner's materialistic desires. ”
"In the final analysis, the [Ancestral Spirit] is an existence that needs fame to keep getting stronger."
"The weak cannot control their own destiny!"
Zhang Guangmu felt that what he said was very good, and there was nothing to add, just applauded and applauded.
After the good news, comes the bad news.
This part comes from Long Xiaofan, the protagonist of the plot.
He earned the title of "The Lion King of False Sleep" in this world, not "The Stupid Lion Who Sleeps to Death".
Now that Yingzhou, which is completely isolated from other countries on the earth, the situation is clear, and Yanagi Yozo, Sanada Shiro, and Takeda Sasuke, who were originally qualified to divide one side, have died in battle, and Yang Chi has also become a lost dog, lost his basic plate, and became a lonely person, and the probability of turning the tables is probably less than one percent.
In the face of the Chonghuang District, which was wide open and lacked sufficient combat power to defend it, Long Xiaofan, the mastermind behind the creation of [Spiritual Qi Revival], finally got rid of the posture of pretending to sleep, and also planned to get a piece of the pie.
It's not that he suddenly thinks about it, but that he has to do it as a last resort.
Under Zhang Guangmu's instructions, the Xuanxian Group attached great importance to public opinion and propaganda work.
The staff in charge of the propaganda outlet racked their brains and made up one story and allusion after another, half of which was used to make a name for Zhang Jiao, Zhou Yu and other ancestral spirits, and the other half was used to embarrass the Winter Leaves District ruled by the black dragon Xiaofan.
In fact, compared with small stories and allusions, the propagandists of the Xuanxian Group adapted measures to local conditions, and some "underworld jokes" adapted from Soviet jokes were more effective.
For example, before the Xuanxian group subdued Chonghuang, there was a painting depicting Adam and Eve in the museum. The people in the Shenza area saw it and said that they must be from the Shenza area, because men will share delicious food with women; The people of Chonghuang District saw it and said that they must be from Chonghuang District, because couples dare to go out for a walk without clothes; The people of the Winter Leaves District saw it and said that they must be from the Winter Leaves District, because they had no clothes to wear, they had little to eat, they were hungry and cold, and they thought they were in heaven.
A joke that praised Zhang Guangmu while secretly belittled Yang Chi and Long Xiaofan's talents as leaders.
Yang Chi, who lost his territory, was just an unlucky guy who was piggybacked.
Long Xiaofan is the one who was really blackened.
"Jokes like this one" not only reduce the cost of publicity, but also ensure a high conversion rate and popularity.
Long Xiaofan knows very well that a story of Zheng people buying shoes has hacked Zheng Guoren for thousands of years.
When later generations mention Zheng Guo, the inherent impression of Zheng Guo people will appear in their minds - stereotyped, stupid, pedantic, and old-fashioned.
In the face of Zhang Guangmu's oppression of public opinion, if he continues to ignore it, what awaits Long Xiaofan is only natural death.
So he immediately shot back.