077 True Urine Escape (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
The atmosphere in the hall became weird, you don't speak, I don't speak, and my eyes lingered between the dead guards and Xu Da.
This reaction was completely different from what Xu Da expected.
From the moment he made the move, he was ready to either die or die, but he didn't expect that none of the guards would come in and arrest him.
That's ...... Incomprehensible!
Xu Da stood in the center of the hall with his hand, glanced at him lightly and stretched out his hand to point at himself, his lips trembled and he wanted to stop talking, and decided to make a step for himself.
"Ahem!" He put his hand as a fist on his lips and coughed lightly twice, and when he saw Yuan Song looking over, he smiled awkwardly:
"I'm sorry, my life is at stake, I'm a little heavier, the little one really has no intention of offending adults, and I hope you will forgive me."
The Lord Bo reacted the fastest, and immediately asked people to carry the dead guards out, and replaced them with a new blanket, as if nothing had happened just now.
Yuan Song also came back to his senses, he had the intention of soliciting, but he had doubts about Xu Da's identity, so he tried it three times and twice.
But now seeing that he not only didn't care about the guards drawing their swords, but also had the intention of humility and obedience, with a wave of his big hand, the maid's family came out, brought a few cushions, served wine and food, and set his posture away, planning to talk about salary and treatment with Xu Da.
The two of them sat down separately, as if they had just met for the first time, you laughed and I laughed, but I just couldn't find out the other party's true thoughts, and after some testing, Yuan Song also noticed Xu Da's refusal, and his expression changed slightly.
Xu Da raised the wine glass in front of him and toasted with a smile, but he was sneering in his heart.
In the current situation, his refusal to look at it is somewhat ignorant in the eyes of outsiders, but he has already seen through the Taishou in front of him, and followed such a seriously ill patient with suspected heart disease, that is, he pinned his head to the waistband of his trousers.
Not to mention doing a career, it is a daily action, and if it doesn't go his way, I'm afraid that such a "fatal" accident will become commonplace today.
Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, Xu Da thinks that even if he wants to deign to serve his life, he should be a master, not a mediocre talent like Yuan Song who relies on the shadow of his ancestors!
Onigiri reads a book
"Come on, pour wine for Gong Xu!"
Seeing that Xu's big wine glass was empty, Yuan Song instructed the maid who was waiting next to him.
The maid stepped forward, with a beautiful appearance, a little powder, low eyebrows, a swan-like snow-white long neck slightly bent, pinched up the white porcelain exquisite wine jug, cocked the orchid fingers, and poured wine for Xu Da.
If there is a vague aroma coming to the face, it is a delicate sound, "Xu Gong, please~", and half of the bones are crispy.
Xu Dayi raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand to take the wine glass, and subconsciously wanted to tease a sentence, but his mind suddenly reflected Wang's sharp eyes pulling a bow and arrow, and suddenly a spirit, the three words "beauty" that were about to blurt out were suddenly stuck in his throat, and he could only watch the maid flick her long sleeves and float away.
Gan!
Xu Da picked up the wine glass and raised his head to prepare the wine to make people brave, and the tip of his nose suddenly smelled a wisp of cool air mixed with the fragrance of beauty, and the hand serving the wine immediately paused.
There is poison in this glass!
Yuan Song almost immediately picked up the wine glass in front of him, with a frank solicitation, "Gong Xu, please!" โ
Xu Da scolded secretly: You villain!
The expression on his face changed abruptly, he cried out, his face immediately turned pale, and he hurriedly put down the wine in his hand, got up with a smile, and looked around anxiously and asked: "Where is the toilet?" โ
When he asked, he seemed to be unable to bear it, his legs were clamped, and he looked like he was about to hold back.
Yuan Song's expression turned cold in vain, but seeing that Xu Da's anxious expression didn't seem to be fake, thinking that people were in three urgies, he believed it a little.
Just as he was hesitating, Xu Da had already caught the master book and asked the direction of the latrine, and the wind rushed out.
The chief bookkeeper and Yuan Song glanced at each other, and followed with a few guards.
At this time, the thatched toilet is also called the ๆบท (hun) toilet, and the pigsty also refers to the pigsty, and the structure of the pigsty and the thatched toilet is called the toilet.
The toilet is like a small tower, with a total of one and a half floors, the lower half floor is a semi-open style, used for raising pigs, and the second floor is the thatched house, because of the big smell, it is generally built in the most remote part of the yard, against the courtyard wall.
People on top, pigs eat below, and pigs are killed and eaten after they are raised, that picture, Xu Da feels exciting when he thinks about it!
The suffocating smell came to his face, Xu Da hurriedly shook his head, shook off the associations about people,, and pigs in his mind, lifted the hem of his clothes, and resolutely stepped onto the second floor.
Taishou Mansion is rich, and there are more than a dozen pigs in the pigsty at his feet, and they are calling "lulu", so it is not lively.
Xu Da looked at the pit under his feet that was bigger than the basin, and then looked at the pig faces that were urgently raised, listened to the inquiry of the master outside the toilet, gritted his teeth fiercely, and jumped down from the hole.
There was no sound on the ground, only the call of the fat pig "purring......
After the Xu family history books recorded, the ancestors of Hejian Taishou entered the house to recruit them as a guest, but the character of the Taishou was despicable, and the ancestors resolutely refused to be trapped in the Taishou Mansion, and they were in a hurry to have a wisdom, and escaped under the pretense of urinating in the toilet.
It was the first head of the family, Xu Yue, to instruct: My father is a big smart!
......
The night of early spring was still chilly, and there was a charcoal basin burning in the hall, and the wine was warm in the basin, and the wine was boiling, just like the anxiety in Yuan Song's heart at the moment.
He looked at the door for the eleventh time and asked impatiently, "Why haven't you come back?" Didn't you fall into the toilet and feed the pigs! โ
As he was drinking and asking, he saw the master leading a few guards to run back in a hurry, shouting as he ran:
"It's not good, Xu Da is gone!"
Yuan Songteng slapped the table and got up: "What's the matter!" How can a good person not see! โ
The master bookkeeper was also very puzzled, shook his head and cried blankly: "I don't know, Xia Guan is personally guarding outside the toilet, and it is impossible for him to escape, unless...... Unless he ......"
Thinking of a certain way to leave without going through the toilet door, the master bookkeeper couldn't believe that someone could challenge this limit, and he was speechless for a while.
Yuan Song was also stunned, but before he could go over to see it in person, another guard shouted: "Eight hundred miles of urgent report!" "Rushed in.
Urgent?
Yuan Song paused, took the secret letter handed over by the guard, and looked at it, his expression changed greatly!
The master stepped forward curiously, leaned over to take a look, and the master and servant looked at each other, and both saw ecstasy in each other's eyes.
Dong Xing, who hijacked the Son of Heaven and tried to command the world, died!
Now there is only a weak little emperor left in the old capital of Luoyang, whoever can rush to Luoyang first can become the next Dong Xing!
"Quick! Hurry up and prepare the carriage and horses, and go to Luoyang immediately to rescue the driver! โ
Yuan Song shouted loudly, so excited that even his voice trembled.
The entire Taishou Mansion was busy, the torches were lit, and the lights were bright.
Under the temptation of supreme power, Xu Da, a potential "dangerous element", seems insignificant.
Because of this, Xu Da successfully escaped home.
He endured humiliation and sneaked out of the toilet, just so as not to startle the snake and leave enough time for his family to escape.
But I never expected that there was no one left in these family members, and they all abandoned him!
Looking at the dark and deserted yard in front of him, Xu Da squatted in front of the stove that had already cooled down, and silently hugged himself, weak, pitiful, and helpless......