"You mean, you're going to take a leave of absence?" In Nick Fury's office, Nick asked, lying on his desk, with his feet on the table, looking at Natasha in front of him. Initial Update@

"Yes, sick leave! Natasha said through gritted teeth.

"Sick are you sick? Then you can go to our psychiatrist. Nick said, shaking his head.

"I got sick because I saw a psychiatrist!" Natasha raised her voice and said, "This week, see the psychiatrist at least 15 times a day!" Even if you want to lower your insurance coefficient, you still need to use such dirty methods, right?! ”

"No way, this is the price of servant Schiller, who made him a heart doctor?" Nick shrugged his shoulders and said, "As for Schiller, who can settle accounts, Schiller who can lead Hydra, and Schiller, who can do medical work, they are all psychiatrists, and if there are no patients, he will be honest here." ”

"That's not a reason for you to use me as bait and catch three seats!" Natasha said angrily, "There are so many agents in S.H.I.E.L.D., why can't we divide the work equally??? ”

"Please, Natasha, the entire shield bureau, how many agents can withstand pushing?

Nick put his feet down and pointed to the next room, "In the opposite office, there are a total of 9 agents, 8 of them are head snakes, one is from the CIA, and most of them are also Hydra undercover to the CIA." ”

"That office over there, there are a total of 12 agents, 6 civilian personnel, except for Agent Carter, all of them are Nine Snakes, and there are 6 left, 3 of them are Gerb disguised as Hydra, 3 are KG disguised as CIA, you let them go to see a doctor?"

"I ...... Natasha was choked up, she said: "But I am also a former Soviet citizen, and I was recently investigated by Soviet spy related suspicions......

"Yes, Schiller is also a Soviet spy, that's why you go." Nick said with a smile.

Natasha took a deep breath, and she, looking at the skyboard, didn't even have a word to describe the situation in S.H.I.E.L.D.

Now, in the entire S.H.I.E.L.D., 100% of them are specialists, 99% of the Nine Snakes, half of the Nine Snakes are agents of the Middle Bureau, half of the agents of the Middle Bureau, half of the inter-state, and half of the spies of various countries are the KGB.

And she, Nasha Romanoff, a professional agent of the former Soviet Union, is neither Hydra nor the KGB, in the huge S.H.I.E.L.D., for the wonder of the only tree.

So much so that when Schiller, a well-known Soviet spy, needed a patient who could be treated for the heart, Natasha was the one who chose him.

There are so many things to complain about here, Natasha doesn't even know where to start, she only knows that she can't go on like this, any normal person, within a few days, should go crazy after dozens of psychological treatments, Natasha hasn't yet, it can only show that she is really professional.

"Anyway, I'm quitting!" Nata said very stiffly: "If you let me do psychotherapy again, I will go to the IRS and turn myself in!" ”

Nick's eyes widened, he looked at Natasha and said, "Tax? I couldn't have imagined that such a string of words could come out of the mouth of an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.! How can it not get to this point?! ”

"Whenever I go to church to pray, I thank the IRS, the IRS, for not lowering the insurance factor within a week, and the IRS for giving me the confidence to oppose you, an unscrupulous boss!"

"Don't say that, Lady Natalia, you and I both know that this small effort is nothing more than ......

"Don't come along!" Natasha was obviously going crazy, and she said: "Either let someone else do this work, or I'll resign, and I'll contact the KGB right now and let them arrest me in Siberia!" ”

"Alright, alright, don't get so excited, ma'am......" Gram stretched out his hand and said, "Let Agent Carter go, it's all right, right?" However, she's a newbie and has only recently been hired, so you'll have to keep an eye on her......"

"In case, she is a little too aggressive with Schiller, and there may be some chaos, you have to know that this is for the sake of the overall situation......"

"Don't say it, I'll go tell her now." Tasha turned and walked away.

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When Carter received this order, he still felt a little confused, and seeing a psychiatrist was a task

"Is this serious?" Carter took a copy of the order and said, "I don't have to do anything for the next week, I just need to keep watching, that ...... Didn't I do a test when I joined the company?"

"Miss Carter, remember what the agent's first rule was?" Natasha asked, looking into her eyes.

"Listen more, watch more, ...... less Well, I'll go, it won't be worse than waxing the deck of the Skyship. Carter put the papers down and left.

As a result, before night, she hurriedly ran to the office, grabbed Natasha and asked, "Is there something wrong with this?" Does this psychiatrist stay all day? Moreover, why did he change his clothes in the room again, and was this a necessary step?

"Remember, listen more, watch more, ask less." Natasha said, seeing Carter's confused expression, she shook her head and turned to leave.

In Nick Fury's office, Erson was holding a freshly made watch, looked at Nick and asked, "Boss, is this really going to work?" Gele is in charge of finance, one Schiller is in charge of reality, and another Schiller is in charge of personnel transfer...... This...... That's a bit excessive, right?

"Afraid of what? It's not Schiller who was obtained by illegal means, we only found many Schillers at the first time through the perfect intelligence network of S.H.I.E.L.D., and then invited them here to work for us, what's the problem? ”

"The problem is that there are many Schillers!!!" Coulson said: "How can there be so many Schillers?!!! ”

"Coulson, some of your questions always make me wonder about your rank as an 8-level agent, what is the first criterion for being an agent? Look more, ask less, ask how can you ask the principle? Can you solve today's financial statements? ”

Nick spread his hands and said, "Schiller, our first winner, helped us solve our financial problems for the next quarter." @精华\/Shuge Error-free Debut~~"

"To the point, in the previous season, the three accountants we hired went on vacation to Moscow twice, and one "committed suicide" on the way back to Moscow for vacation......"

"At the beginning of this season, we didn't even have a plan, and you told me to go to those lions and talk to the Russians? They're even going to count me up! ”

"We found Xi, he not only contracted the work of three accountants, but even proposed two sets of financial optimization plans, God, I have never seen such a capable financial person!"

Nick stretched out a hand and clenched it into a fist, and then said, "If he works here for a long time, it won't be a long time, and our fleet of aerospace ships will be formed!" ”

Coulson was about to speak, but Nick raised his voice and said, "There is also the second Schiller, who is simply a perfect god, skilled and diligent, and wants, without morality!" ”

Nick stretched out a hand, waved vigorously, and said: "You can participate in my regulation experiments, and you can use hypnosis to force intelligence, he alone can get an interrogation team, if they work here for a long time, we can recruit another 10,000 people next quarter!" ”

"And the last one to come, Schiller, my God, can't even say more beautiful words, no one can imagine, how much trouble he and I solved!"

"He is alone, in charge of the personnel transfer of Hydra, and he is in charge of the agents of the S.H.I.E.L.D. field team, and he has given me less than 4 agents' workload!

"With his work and the completion of his mission, Congress praised him as the best S.H.I.E.L.D. chief ever!"

Nick was overjoyed, but Coulson touched his conscience and felt a little uncomfortable, and said:

"The financial report is fictitious, the experiments and interrogations are illegal, the personnel are fictitious, the tasks are fictitious, and the work is fictitious...... What the hell are we doing in S.H.I.E.L.D.? ”

Ni kind of alien looked at Coulson and said, "If you ask this stupid question again, you can be promoted to Agent 6 next year." ”

"What is the Divine Bureau doing? S.H.I.E.L.D., of course, is protecting the world! ”

"But we don't have to protect the world." Cole is in a quandary (this chapter is not finished!). )

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said.

"I ask you, what is the purpose of protecting the world?" Nick walked up to Corson and asked.

"The purpose is ...... Protecting the world, of course! Coulson replied.

"No, what protects the world is to make the world feel protected, which is the meaning of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s existence."

Nick shook his head and said, "As long as S.H.I.E.L.D. exists, the authorities of various countries will feel that when all kinds of strange things happen, there will be someone to protect them." ”

"But if all kinds of strange things really happen, wouldn't they be disappointed if they weren't protected?" Cole asked.

Nick sighed again and said, "You haven't hugged Nozomi at all, so how can you be disappointed?" ”

"In this world, there is no government that thinks that an organization led by Americans, all American employees, and subject to the US Congress will save people in times of crisis, and as long as they do not fall into the well, they will feel that this is a rare fair and just organization."

Coulson pouted, and he couldn't refute it.

Nick continued: "Actually, Congress doesn't need to do anything, as long as we're there, and actually under their control, they can protect the whole world, and the United States is protecting the world, and that's the whole point of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s existence." Error-free update @jhssd"

"If you really want to protect the world, don't count on S.H.I.E.L.D., and don't expect any organization that has a clear banner to protect the world."

Cole sighed, then said, "Okay...... By the way, here's the salary statistics for this season, Director, you have to sign here. ”

Nick sat back in his chair, Coulson put the report on the table, Nick didn't take it seriously, and just as he was about to write, he saw the number at the end.

With a bang, Nick fell out of his chair, and he couldn't ask, "How can it be so high??? How could the salary of the shield bureau be so ???? this season ”

"This ...... Where is the high salary? Nick gasped and got up from the top and began to frantically flip through the paperwork, and then he saw that the name on the salary report was "S.H.I.E.L.D. agent psychotherapy fee".

Looking at the long list of zeros, Nick took a deep breath, and his roar echoed throughout S.H.I.E.L.D.:

"The Enemy Alliance!! I'll assemble right away!!

"All sortie! Arrest of the !!! ”

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