In a game hall on the edge of Hell's Kitchen, a small yellow figure jumped onto the game console, and after skillfully throwing two coins into the coin slot of the game machine, he began to operate the remote control stick and buttons with both hands and feet.

Not long after, a black shadow suddenly appeared on the console of the game console, and Pikachu, who was concentrating on manipulating the character, didn't notice that there was a person behind him.

He used his little yellow short hand, pushed the joystick hard, and then kept pressing the buttons with his feet, and the arcade machine was forced to be played by him as a dance machine, but the character on the screen made a cool combo.

Just as Pikachu was about to strike his enemy, suddenly, his hands and feet were suspended in the air, constantly pushing the joystick and pressing the buttons in mid-air.

Looking at the characters on the screen, because no one controlled them, they were directly knocked out, Pikachu waved his hands and feet wildly, but to no avail, the angry yellow mouse bit on that hand.

There was a loud cry from behind, and a man in a black and red uniform with a long sword behind his back covered his hands, bent over, and his legs were eight, screaming in pain.

"Wilson! Are you crazy?! Pikachu yelled, "Didn't you see that I was about to win just now??" ”

The man called Wilson shook his hand and said, "How many times have you said it, call me Deadpool, and besides, although both of us are actors Ryan Reynolds, it doesn't mean that you can call Deadpool by his name......"

"You're not sick, are you?" Pikachu crossed his arms and said, "Get out if it's okay!" Don't bother me to play the game! ”

"Do you remember being a detective? I think you're almost a professional gamer. Deadpool pushed Pikachu away and said, "Don't think I didn't see it, your dishes were terrible just now, let me come, I'll definitely blow them up!" ”

Pikachu snorted coldly and jumped to the side.

Ten minutes later, Deadpool yells, "Taste your Deadpool dad's big beep——!!! ”

With a "boom", the character on the screen released a big move and directly knocked out the opposite side, but because Deadpool pushed the joystick too hard, there was a "click" and the joystick was broken.

Dozens of seconds later, Pikachu and Deadpool were thrown out by the arcade boss by the collar, and one person and one mouse sat on the steps in front of the door of the staircase hall, Deadpool took the Tucker he had just bought, handed it to Pikachu, and said:

"What about Spider-Man? Where has he been lately? Why don't you come and play the game? ”

"Don't mention it, recently S.H.I.E.L.D. has a job looking for him, and he still has classes at university, do you think he is a jobless vagrant like you?" Pikachu took a bite of Taco and said with a cold snort.

"I've said it all, I'm a mercenary!"

"yes, no one ever hired your mercenaries." Pikachu took a sip of Coke and said, "I haven't seen you get any job since I met you?" Can you really support yourself? ”

Deadpool was stunned for a moment, then said, "You're right, I'm such a useless person...... But I can't be blamed entirely??? ”

He said with some anger: "In the past, many people hired me to assassinate his competitors, and some were even willing to spend a lot of money to assassinate the president, but now, hell, the whole world is cooperating, and the orders of large companies are like snowflakes, and small companies can also drink a sip of soup, and they don't have to rely on killing people to grab orders......"

"Don't say it's me, some of the most famous gold medal killers went home to get married and have children, and some simply got into the astronauts and went on an extraterrestrial expedition......" Deadpool sighed, as if bent over by the weight of life.

"Then why don't you blend in with the astronauts? I remember, you're pretty good? Pikachu asked.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Deadpool took a bite out of Taco and said, "Astronauts can't have scars on them, I ...... them Is there anything else on my body besides a scar? ”

Pikachu nodded, Deadpool took a big gulp of Coke and swallowed it, he choked and coughed twice, and then said, "When is Spider-Man not busy?" I want to play with him, and the two of us haven't cleared that game last time......"

"Who knows, I think, you better get a job first, otherwise, you won't even have the money to buy game currency."

Deadpool snorted coldly and said, "You underestimate me too much...... I don't have the money to buy in-game currency anymore! ”

With that, he stood up, pulled out his trouser pocket with his hand, there was nothing in it, he took out his wallet again and shook it down, and two of his headshots fell out, but other than that, there was not a penny.

"The last money I have on me is used to buy food, and if there is no more order, I may really have to go to work." Deadpool shrugged.

After separating from Pikachu, Deadpool returns to his rented house in Hell's Kitchen, and in the evening, he plans to cook himself a meal because he can't afford to buy those finished snacks.

When he opened the refrigerator, there were still some leftovers in it, and he couldn't cook at all, but he would still light the fire and boil the pot.

After heating the pot, pour in all the dishes, including leftover hot dog bread, a noodle from a Chinese restaurant, spicy rice cakes that you didn't finish, and even half a raw brown crab.

Pour these things into the pot in one go, since there is no spatula, so you can only stir them with your hands, and when the white smoke comes out, pour them all into the plate.

Deadpool shrugged his nose and whispered, "It doesn't taste too good, but I don't have a sense of smell, whatever!" ”

With that, he brought the plate to the table, and began to feast, but he forgot one thing, that although he was a reformed man and had no sense of taste, he still had diarrhea.

His stomach is not made of iron, and even if it were, it couldn't bear the poison of the leftovers left over from a few days ago and his terrible cooking skills.

Soon, Deadpool starts running the toilet, and his modified genes cause him a big problem, which is the incredible amount of he makes.

It didn't take long for the toilet to be blocked, but Deadpool had a stomachache and had just moved in, so he couldn't find a toilet outside, so he had to find a way to unclog his toilet.

Deadpool, who has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years as a mercenary, thinks that it is no problem to repair a small household appliance, and then after dozens of seconds, the toilet explodes.

The poor state of the regional kitchen doesn't mean that the residents here can tolerate their neighbor's, and soon they call the landlord of the house, who loots all the valuable things on Deadpool and throws him out.

Deadpool, who smelled of, sat alone on the roof of the building, but at this time, a figure swung to his side, and Spider-Man walked up to Deadpool and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Why is it alone here? ”

"Hey! Spider-Man! I was kicked out by my landlord because I didn't fix the toilet......" Deadpool said with some grievances, "but I can't blame me, it's obvious that his furniture is in disrepair!" ”

"Well......" Spider-Man went up and down, hit him, and then sniffled, Deadpool actually had a stink on his body all the time, but today the smell was more obvious, Spider-Man was smoked and took two steps back, but he still said with special concern: "Then you have no place to live?" Otherwise, I'll lend you a little money first, and you can go to the hotel. ”

"Oh my God! How embarrassing is this! Deadpool rubbed his hands inward, and Spider-Man shook his head and said, "It's okay, I have money now, and it may rain tonight, so you better hurry up and find a place to live." ”

Deadpool took the money from Spider-Man and was so moved that he was about to cry, he said, "No one has ever been so nice to me, Spider-Man......"

"It's okay, it's just a concern for my friends, I've been busy lately, and when I'm free, the two of us will play games together." Peter waved at him, and Deadpool noticed that he looked a little tired, but before Deadpool could say anything, Peter left with a spider silk.

Deadpool pinched the wad of money, sniffed, and jumped off the roof, intending to find a new place to live, but just then, his cell phone rang.

"Hello? Who? …… Who do you say you are? But I don't know you, do I? Is it? Have I ever left a Spider-Man phone? ”

"Well, I can call you ...... Belch...... Dr. Rodriguez? This surname is really tongue-twisting...... What did you say? Are you a psychiatrist in S.H.I.E.L.D.? Then you must have earned a lot of ......."

"yes, I'm a mercenary, what?! You're saying you're going to hire me?! Deadpool immediately bounced off the ground and excitedly asked, "What are you going to hire me for?" Killing? Which president to kill? How much does it cost? I have to say, even if the price has dropped recently, you can't fool me! ”

"Don't kill? So what are you looking for me? ”

Deadpool stood silent for a long time, as if listening to the person on the other end of the phone, and after a while, he said:

"You're saying that there is an unscrupulous game company that backtracked the entire server to a few months ago because of a program error, and you have a very good friend who played the game for a few months and found that after being retracted, he suffered from a very serious anxiety disorder, and may even be hospitalized......"

"God, is this game a stupid fork? You should be able to blow his head out and let his brains spill on the keyboard without even picking it out......"

"Yes, I understand, I also like to play games, and my friends are also the kind of dead people who are addicted to games, etc...... This friend of yours, shouldn't it be ......?"

Deadpool's brain circuitry caught up in an instant.

The psychiatrist named Schiller Rodriguez who called him is a psychiatrist in S.H.I.E.L.D., and Spider-Man happened to be working at S.H.I.E.L.D. recently.

The person the psychiatrist said couldn't be Spider-Man???

Deadpool glanced at the wad of money in his hand, he knew that Spider-Man couldn't come to him by chance, only the yellow-haired mouse found Spider-Man, and told Spider-Man that he was not in good shape recently, so Spider-Man came to him, and looking at Spider-Man's tired appearance, I am afraid that he was busy sneaking over to help him.

Thinking of this, Deadpool asked in a deep voice, "Do you want me to kill him?" ”

"Just giving him some trouble? Isn't that a little too cheap for him? …… Indeed, you are right, if you do it too far, it may cause problems for the victim...... Okay, I got it...... The address is...... Well? Why is this address so weird? Do you want me to find it myself? …… Well, I'm a professional. ”

"The price? No, I don't take money, I'll leave him with a memory that will last a lifetime! ”

After hanging up, Deadpool looked up, straightened his neckline, and hung up his pistol and sword.

He walked out along the dark alley, and in the dim light of the streetlights, he took heroic and resolute steps.

Soon, a shout rang out over Hell's Kitchen:

"Hosts!! Is there still?!!! ”