Chapter 729: Symphony of Victory (I)
Returning to the Origin Wall, Lucifer breathed a sigh of relief, the danger he had just encountered could be said to be the biggest one in so many years, and it turned out that in his own home, no matter how powerful he was, it was fake, and if he went out, he would overturn sooner or later.
After escaping the catastrophe, he immediately turned to look at Schiller and said angrily, "Are you crazy? You're trying to kill me?! ”
But Schiller ignored him completely, but looked down at the blue cube floating in the dark cosmic space, he rubbed his hands a little excitedly and said: "There is a good saying, support the bold, starve the cowardly, do you know what this is?" ”
Lucifer looked at his expression, then followed Schiller's gaze to the blue cube.
The cube is not too big, when Lucifer saw it before, it was the size of a planet, but after coming here, it has shrunk a lot, and now it is about the size of a shipping container.
But now, in this cube, there is a whole universe, which is the car that Lucifer drove out before, that is, the universe where Schiller is located.
Lucifer drove the car and crashed into the cosmic cube, although he used his father's trick at the last minute, called God, and fished him and Schiller out, but the car got stuck in the cube and couldn't get out.
Now, this strange object has become a sphere in the middle of the cube, and that sphere is the DC universe where Schiller is located.
In the darkness of the universe, the blue cube stood out, and Lucifer could feel the power attached to it, so he asked, "What is this?" Is it worth risking your life to get your hands on it? ”
"If I'm not mistaken, this thing should be called the "Cosmic Cube", and its main function is to interfere with reality and create the ...... of the universe."
Lucifer "cut" and said, "What is this, I can do it too......"
"Okay, I'll call you the next time I want to interfere with reality."
"Don't talk, get out of here with it." Lucifer said immediately.
Schiller looked at the Cosmic Cube and was very satisfied.
In the Marvel world, the Cosmic Cube and the Cosmic Cube are actually two things.
Because of some translation problems, there are often viewers who confuse the cosmic cube that stores space gems with the cosmic cube, but in fact, the space gem container that wanders around on the earth is the cosmic cube, and the cosmic cube is another thing.
There is a lot of controversy about the combat power of the Cosmic Cube, some people say that it is an all-powerful universe-level artifact that can modify reality and create the universe at will, and some people say that its level is similar to that of the Infinity Gauntlet.
In fact, both statements are correct, the Cosmic Cube does have a lot of high performance, but most of them appear in the comic "Heavy Metal", in this crossover comic, the Cosmic Cube has become an artifact that can restart the entire Almighty Universe.
But in the main universe, the cosmic cube does not have such a high performance, and in Marvel's main universe and most of the universes, the energy of the cosmic cube mainly comes from the transcendent realm of the Transcendent Protoss.
Popular characters such as Thanos have also been given the Cosmic Cube, so it's often compared to a glove with the Infinity Stones, but both artifacts depend on who wields them.
After Thanos obtained the Cosmic Cube, he defeated Kronos, but after Doctor Doom obtained the Cosmic Cube, he used it to affect the entire Almighty Universe, which was officially affirmed by Marvel.
And when Schiller found out that OAA actually used the Cosmic Cube as a cage for him, he understood that the level of this artifact might be higher than he imagined, after all, what could be seen and used by OAA must not be broken.
So, he called Lucifer and instigated him to rob the prison, Lucifer is inferior to the OAA in terms of personality, so it is difficult for him to find a watcher with a higher dimension than him before he does it, as long as he does it, the OAA will definitely fight back.
Lucifer can't beat the OAA, but he still has the skill of dad, and his relationship with God is somewhat complicated, but in general, he is still God's own son, and God's favorite son.
His own son was violently beaten by the boss next door, and God definitely couldn't sit idly by.
Lucifer broke into the universe
Within the cube, God wanted to save him, and he would definitely not bother to pull him out of the cube again, so God took Schiller, Lucifer, Lucifer's car and the Cosmic Cube back to DC's Origin Wall together.
And because before, Lucifer drove the car into the cube, and now, the entire universe where Schiller is located is stuck in the cosmic cube, and this artifact from Marvel has become the turtle shell of the universe where Schiller is located.
Schiller hasn't forgotten that in some distant universe, there's a piece of on the same level as Deadpool, ready to invade the multiverse at any time.
In terms of disgusting people, the Laughing Bat is no lower than Deadpool.
There is no way to guarantee 100% safety by any means in the DC universe, even if Luci *** protects this universe, as long as he says "The Laughing Bat has long expected his actions", Lucifer will have to fall under the anti-heaven plug-in of the editorial department.
Laughing wildly, life and death are unpredictable, that's exactly what happened.
However, although Crazy Laugh is the grandfather of the DC editorial department, if he leaves the DC universe, it will not be so good, and the editorial department of Marvel will definitely not recognize a dragon Aotian-style intellectual character, and it is impossible for him to trample on the characters and artifacts in the Marvel universe worthless.
DC's sword can't cut Marvel's officials, and now, the universe where Schiller is located has directly entered the center of the Marvel Universe Cube, and if Crazy Laugh wants to invade, he must first break Marvel's Universe Cube.
Moreover, this turtle shell can not only prevent wild laughter, but also prevent many things, and most importantly, with this thing, Schiller can unscrupulously make plans about the multiverse, even if the car accidentally rolls over, as long as he runs home and closes the door, he can ensure the most basic safety.
After discovering the Laughing Egg from Bruce's body, Schiller has been thinking about how to protect the safety of the universe he is in, DC's multiverse events can be said to be dangerous, and the pace is extremely fast, and it will not give people any respite.
Schiller understands that no matter which universe or timeline the laughter is, once it is generated, it is like an appendage, and it will never be shaken off if it is stained with.
There is no hope in fighting wits with the Laughing Bat, it is not an intellectual contest at all, it is a complete nesting doll contest, the Laughing Bat anticipates your plan, you anticipate the Laughing Bat anticipates your plan, the Laughing Bat anticipates your plan, the Laughing Bat anticipates your plan......
Schiller had no interest in predicting the actions of the Laughing Bat, and it would only be a waste of life to deal with such a dragon arrogant, so he had long had the idea of putting a shield on this universe.
But in the DC universe, the aura of political correctness is not very useful, and there are enough dark plots in DC, and no matter how politically correct it is, it is easy to overturn.
But who knows, OAA Lao Tie personally sent the Cosmic Cube, and Schiller naturally smiled happily.
At this time, Lucifer slurred his lips and said, "I tried it just now, and this universe is completely stuck in it, and I can't figure it out at all." ”
"That's also a matter of your skills." Schiller went straight to the pot.
Lucifer snorted coldly, squinting at Schiller, the expression was "Don't think I don't know what tricks you played", and at this moment, Schiller took out a voice recorder from his pocket.
"Click, Dad!!!"
"Click, Dad!!!"
"Daddy...... Click-and-Dad...... Daddy ......"
"Stop!" Lucifer shouted, he looked at Schiller and said, "How can you be so mean??? ”
"What gives you the illusion that I am a righteous person?" Schiller asked rhetorically.
After a few words of argument between the two, Lucifer asked, "So the question is, how do we go back now?" ”
Then he saw that Schiller suddenly drew a cross on his chest and began to pray in a low voice:
"O Almighty Saviour, your dear little son, I have forgotten my key when I went out, and now I cannot return home, I pray to you for a key to let us go freely in and out of this universe, and believers will have a safe and warm shelter forever......"
With a "dang bang", a key fell in front of Schiller, who reached out and took it, then hung it on his keychain, shook it at Lucifer and said, "Let's go." ”
"Give me back the recorder !!" Lucifer shouted as he chased him.
When the two returned to Earth, Lucifer was very angry and said, "I am shocked by your shamelessness and meanness that you dare to record your friend's troubles and play them repeatedly!" …… Well, how the hell are you willing to give me back the recorder? ”
"It's simple." Schiller shook the recorder and said, "Last time, you didn't fulfill the request I made to you, this time, I can only make a wish to you again, great Lucifer Morningstar, can you resurrect Batman's parents?" ”
"My bar is busy, I'll go first!" Lucifer didn't hesitate, turned around and left.
Schiller shook his head, then bought a ticket for the most recent flight and returned to Gotham.
After returning to Gotham, he did not go back to rest, but went straight to the Gotham Cathedral, where he met the old priest, and after a few words of greeting, Schiller said:
"Lately, I've been feeling a little anxious, and I'm hoping to talk to the Lord alone......"
"Oh, of course I know, after the snow disaster, we are not having a good time, go ahead, Professor, God will bless good people like you......"
With that, the old priest turned and left, and Schiller walked under the statue of Jesus and pulled out the recorder.
As he drew the cross, he said:
"Hello God, just now I managed to make your most beloved and most rebellious little son, call Daddy, and successfully record his voice, I think I can get some payment for it......"
Suddenly, Schiller felt a faint glow from the voice recorder in his hand, and was about to fly away from his palm, but Schiller did not let go, but took out a bill on the spot.
"God, your favorite youngest son, who has been in psychotherapy with me for five years, and since he is not fully capacitated, I feel that I should talk to his parents about the results of the treatment and the bills for the consultation......"
It seemed that the word "parent" made the other party feel very satisfied, and the bill floated straight up.
In mid-air, an invisible being kept flipping through the bill, and as soon as it reached the first page, the bill fell to the ground with a "snap".
In a trance, Schiller saw that Jesus on the cross shook his head, and in the dark, Schiller heard a sentence:
"I'm shocked by your greed."
"Of course, I can take a step back, and with a small condition, I can reduce a portion of Lucifer's consultation fee, extend the psychotherapy package to ten years, and give this recorder as a sacrifice to my dear lord......," Schiller said immediately.
In the darkness, another voice came:
"What do you want?"
"I'm going to heaven."