Chapter 52: Fart!
Li Shuhong plucked out his ears and asked, "What are you talking about?" ”
Not to mention Li Shuhong, even the disciples of the Golden Sword Sect behind the old man were stunned.
Who's this?
This old man is really the uncle of their family?!
No way!
When pigs fly!
Shi Shuzu highlights a hard mouth and a good face, and likes to rely on the old and sell the old.
For example, the opening is "What does the little bunny know!" I want to be an old man Balabala......"
That's it, the key is that this uncle still brags every day! And the kind of cow that looks fake!
What "the old man is the first five or five on the heavenly list", what "the old man punches Taiqingguan and kicks Lingshan Temple" and the like.
At first, they also refuted and presented evidence, and then they could see the appearance of Uncle Ancestor Hongwen rising to Si Ai Ai's annoyed and angry defense.
Later, the big guy got used to it, let him go, and everyone just "ah, yes, yes, yes", after all, the elderly, the master also said that the master and uncle are enjoying the days with young people.
Anyway, as long as you don't say it, it won't offend people.
However, after a long time, the master and ancestor began to intensify, not to mention their disciples, even the sect master who was an innate great grandmaster couldn't withstand it.
But now Uncle Shi has such a humble and flattering appearance...... They really never saw it.
So the eyes of several Golden Dao Sect disciples moved to the man in green shirts along the master uncle.
Not......
Not to mention, he originally looked ordinary and just a little handsome, but when Uncle Shi performed like this, this person looked tall and tall, with a handsome face, and his temperament was even more elegant, and his eyes as quiet as the abyss seemed to be like a splendid chest!
It is indeed worthy of the name of a giant hero!
Several people glanced at each other, and at the same time arched their hands, "The disciples of the Golden Sword Sect have seen Wen Juxia!" ”
Tsk, now that I think about it, even the name "Wen Tailai" has a lot of meaning.
Out of the depth of misfortune comes bliss! Warriors and civilians!
Wonderful~!
Li Shuhong was a little confused, looking at these Golden Dao Sect disciples with reverence on their faces, he didn't know what to say for a while.
But even so, he really didn't know the old man of the golden knife.
Li Shuhong let more than half of his body avoid the big salute, and then arched his hand, "I think Your Excellency recognized the wrong person, in-"
He didn't say anything, and the old man with the golden knife became anxious.
What does that mean?! Didn't he want to let the old man go?!
The old man didn't wait for Li Shuhong to finish speaking, and then said pitifully: "Wait! The old man will never admit his mistake! Giant! The old man invited you to dinner! ”
said that it was a meal, but it was eighteen years old, he was beaten, cried bitterly, the other party was soft-hearted, invited him to join him, and had a meal.
It's just that he pays for it.
Li Shuhong looked blank, "Huh? Sorry, I really don't have an impression under it. ”
If it was before he came to this mock copy, it was a backstory, and he had no idea.
As for after he came...... Yesterday was indeed the first time we met.
The old man of the golden knife was so anxious that he didn't even call himself an "old man", "I'm Zhu Gouzi!" ”
As soon as he said this, Li Shuhong's expression was strange, and the disciples of the Golden Sword Sect also had strange expressions.
The atmosphere suddenly became eerie.
After a while, I don't know which disciple muttered in a low voice, "No wonder Uncle Shi never reports his name to the outside world, he always calls himself the old man of the golden sword......
Zhu Gouzi's face turned red, and he turned back angrily, "Shut up!" The old man talks to the giant, how can you speak! ”
Disciples of the Golden Dao Sect: "......"
He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry!
Li Shuhong: "......"
He was speechless.
This is both a pig and a dog, which shows how much this old man's father and mother love him, but it seems that this old man is also from a poor family.
That's it.
Li Shuhong said helplessly: "In this case, why don't you go with your sect to see the demon slaying conference?" ”
"That's right! That's right! ”
hugged his thighs, and Zhu Gouzi smiled.
In fact, he originally had doubts in his heart, such as why did this big guy pretend to be a young man?
But after seeing Su Yuebai and the baby in her arms, he understood.
After understanding, it is the contempt in the depths of the heart.
What else is the peerless master who is the number one on the list...... It turned out to be an old pervert! This female doll doesn't look very old, but I didn't expect that even the child would be born to this old man!
Tsk, you really should work hard to cultivate and break through the innate great grandmaster!
Zhu Gouzi didn't want to pretend to be tender to deceive the girl, but wanted to pretend to be tender to become a new disciple, and then he could appear in front of others!
But that's it, at this time, there is the first place on the list, and the old man is arrogant in his heart!
Join forces with the number one in the sky to face the martial arts heroes! How face-saving this is!
If he brags to others in the future, there will be conclusive evidence! The disciples are all watching!
As soon as he thought of this, the admiring eyes of the disciples behind the Golden Sword Gate, especially the disbelieving look of the master and nephew whose heart was higher than the sky, Zhu Gouzi couldn't help but puff up his chest!
Li Shuhong is quite helpless now.
He didn't know what this old man was angry about, could it be that this old man actually had some serious illness?
Moreover, these disciples of the Golden Dao Sect also have holes in their brains, they just surround themselves with the enthusiasm of the giant heroes and the short thieves, and even after they arrived at the front hall venue, they helped move chairs, wipe the table, serve tea and pour water......
Even the old man's expression was more vigorous, and now he almost didn't use his nostrils to see people.
Li Shuhong was so annoyed that he simply closed his eyes and began to continue to comprehend the operation and cultivation method of his "Heavenly Burial Sutra".
In any case, after he comprehends it and goes back, it is basically equivalent to an innate great master who has lowered his realm and fought against others.
When the time comes, let's not talk about the challenge of leapfrogging, the same realm will definitely be invincible.
And as long as he can break through, there is a high probability that he can directly reach the peak of the current realm.
Time waits for no one, he is invincible here, and after he goes back, he is still just the little master of the opening realm who has opened two tricks.
He hadn't forgotten that there was still a crisis to come.
Lin Jichen, who was deceived into going in the opposite direction, also targeted the various forces outside the mountain and coveted the Hongchen Sword......
So he must get a perfect review!
Su Yuebai hugged her sister, who was sleeping soundly, and was silent.
She was trying to observe her surroundings.
But when her eyes moved to Li Shuhong's face, she would always pause for a long time.
She had also heard of the Golden Knife Gate, it was a big faction that was only one line behind the beggar gang! And it is mainly because there are few disciples and they do not often participate in the disputes between the rivers and lakes.
The old man of the golden knife is even more old in the rivers and lakes, and he was already an innate great master decades ago! Ten years ago, it was even more famous! Although it is only the end of the courtesy, it is already a martial arts legend in the eyes of ordinary Jianghu people!
But such a legend is so kind to his eldest brother......
Su Yuebai's gaze at her eldest brother gradually became dazed.
Can I catch up with my eldest brother, and can I be worthy of my eldest brother...... She began to lose her self-confidence.
As for age......
Not...... Even if the eldest brother is dozens of years older than him, it's not impossible......
Anyway, the eldest brother looks like he's just a weak crown.
The little girl's cheeks flushed as she thought about it.
You're blushing with a bubble teapot...... Li Shuhong glanced at her out of the corner of his eye, but he was speechless in his heart.
Originally, I wanted this girl to exercise, but this girl's head was full of yellow waste?
Why does no matter what she does, as long as she makes up for it, she will turn to astringent things?
He was really convinced.
Is it time to be astringent?
If he had been in this world, he would have done this girl a long time ago! Why do you need to put it here and pretend to be a straight man of steel?
After all, this is a rare black long straight in the world!
Alas...... Never mind.
Li Shuhong shook his head and continued to study the True Yuan Cycle in his body.
After waiting for more than half an hour, the atmosphere in the front hall gradually became warmer, and the originally empty table was already full of two or three hundred heroes from the rivers and lakes.
The big guys chatted hotly, only Li Shuhong's table was relatively quiet, except for Zhu Gouzi, the old man with a golden knife who was toasted by various people.
In the middle of the night, a majestic voice exploded in the ears of the group of heroes, "Thank you for coming all the way to help me!" ”
The noise in the field gradually subsided and quieted with the heroic voice of Zhenyuan.
Everyone looked back and saw the nine-foot-tall muscular bearded man on the main seat of the high platform holding a bowl of wine in his hand.
Zhu Gouzi leaned over to Li Shuhong and whispered: "This Luo Jiuxiao is so domineering, but this wine is really good, it should be a dream sorghum produced by Tianfu, it is said that a jar costs fifty taels of silver!" I didn't expect them to entertain hundreds of heroes in the rivers and lakes, I haven't drunk it a few times in the Golden Daomen, and I only tasted it once when my nephew was the master of the door, fuck! How can the beggars be so rich? ”
It could be seen that he was completely red-eyed, and the sourness in his words was about to overflow.
But Li Shuhong's impression of him is better.
The Golden Daomen is not much different from the Beggar Gang, but it is obviously not a level in terms of spending money.
Just those few Golden Dao Sect disciples obviously belong to the core disciples, but they are still wearing coarse cloth clothes, and this old man is also wearing ordinary coarse cloth power suits.
Not to mention comparing with the nine bags of elders of the beggar gang, even a six-bag disciple can't compare.
Li Shuhong chuckled and said, "That being the case, it's better to drink him upside down." If you have a advantage, you don't take advantage of the bastard, but you can't take advantage of it overnight. ”
Zhu Gouzi was stunned for a moment, and then nodded, "Yes, extremely!" Yes, extremely! ”
With that, he slapped open the mud seal of a jar of wine with one palm, and it was up and down.
Over there, Luo Jiuxiao was still exaggerating Li Shuhong's sins.
"This person is an accomplice of the Demon Gate! He killed innocents indiscriminately along the way! And collude with the Demon Gate and the Twin Ghosts of the Mountain to sneak attack my beggar gang Elder Li! Before, he even brutally killed my beggar gang Elder Sun! The three elders of my beggar gang have gone to the second one! ”
Luo Jiuxiao was heartbroken, "If you don't punish this fang, what kind of face does this gang leader have to face the many brothers of the beggar gang?" Besides, this fang is cruel and easy to kill, if he is allowed to merge with the demon gate Chen Wanyang, it is no less than letting the tiger return to the mountain!
"Therefore, I have the courage to ask all my fellow Jianghu colleagues to come to help with the fist, and everyone will fight against this demon together, so as to return the rivers and lakes to a bright future!"
"Good!"
"What Gang Leader Luo said is extreme!"
"Punish this demon together!"
The group of heroes should be in harmony.
"Big Brother ......"
Su Yuebai tried her best to cover her sister's ears to prevent her from being woken up, and at the same time looked at Li Shuhong with a pale and worried face.
Li Shuhong held the wine glass in his hand and seemed to be smiling, and gave her a reassuring look when he saw this.
However, looking at the excited heroes of the rivers and lakes, as well as the heroic and dry beggar gang leader Luo Jiuxiao, as well as the exquisite wine vessels in everyone's hands and a jar of fine wine for fifty taels of silver, the exquisite and luxurious wine table, and the silk and satin worn by the beggars' disciples with more than six bags......
He thought it was ridiculous.
Looks like it's time to step up.
But before he could get up, Zhu Gouzi next to him suddenly made a loud noise, got up and shouted angrily, "Let go of your mother's stinky fart!" ”
His voice was strong, and he actually overshadowed hundreds of heroes with his own voice.
The noise in the field was suddenly audible as if someone had pressed the silence button.
Luo Jiuxiao's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Zhu Gouzi, whose face was flushed with wine, "Oh? I don't know what the old man of the golden knife has? ”
Zhu Gouzi stood up, his body shook slightly, and then he threw away the wine jar, and his radish thick fingers pointed at Luo Jiuxiao, "Lao Tzu said to let your mother's dog stinky fart!" ”
The disciples of the Golden Dao Sect looked at each other, and they all showed bitter expressions.
Bitter also! They even forgot that their uncle and ancestor got drunk when they got drunk! And if you're drunk, you're going to get drunk!
Li Shuhong was also stunned and looked at the tall and sturdy white-haired old man, this script ...... Wasn't it originally from him Li Shuhong?