Chapter 854: The Charm of Human Spaceflight (Part II)
"Why are you again?" Stark leaned against the doorframe, looked at Polaris as he filled out the paperwork, and said, "Are you sent by Congress to slow down our work?"
"Tony Stark!" Polaris slapped the wall, looked at him and said, "You goddamn no-nonsense dude, can you keep your mouth shut?" If you stay here any longer, I'll go and tell Pepper tomorrow that you'd rather stand in a daze at the door than go on a date with her!"
Stark rolled his eyes, straightened up, and said, "If it weren't for the fact that your abilities are really useful, I would never have let mutants participate in this project!"
Before Polaris could speak, Stark held out a hand and said, "Don't say that I discriminate against mutants, what a mess you guys have made for me?! Have you filled in that big crater under the Mercury base?"
Polaris threw aside the information in his hand with some annoyance, and said, "They are them, I am me, didn't I do a good job of transportation before?" You have the time to talk here, why don't you hurry up and clean up your dirty hairstyle, dark brown curls? Oh my God, I thought I saw my grandfather!"
After saying that, Polaris picked up the information and bumped into Stark, who turned to look at her, touched his hair and said, "Hey, this is authentic American retro, you tasteless little girl!"
Polaris didn't bother to entangle with him, left Stark Building, and after getting in the car, she began to read the document, which said what she would do after that, but when she looked at it, she let out a surprised exclamation.
"Solar System Traffic Control Work??? …… Well, what does this work for? There is still traffic in the solar system that needs to be channeled??" Stark isn't going to be kidding me, is he?"
After speaking, she lowered her head and opened the set of equipment she had just received, which contained a set of work clothes for space operations, as well as a precautions manual, and an emergency communicator.
Polaris was a little puzzled, and she skipped the precautions and began to study the overalls.
She found that an X was engraved on the edge of the helmet of the overalls, apparently specially for mutants, and the material was very soft, just like ordinary clothes, which looked like it did not provide protection at all, only the helmet was hard, a bit like the helmet of a spacesuit.
Polaris had a look of disgust, but she still put it on before going to space, and then she realized that the outfit was much uglier than she had imagined.
It was more like a wetsuit than a space suit, and it was the kind of old-fashioned wetsuit, completely unfitting, not reflecting the curves of the body, blinding the graceful lines that Polaris had cultivated, and the helmet was especially ugly, covering her trendy green hair, making him look like a light bulb.
Just as Polaris was standing above the earth, struggling with whether to go home and change into his uniform, he suddenly felt a "bang" shock.
Polaris was startled, then looked left and right to find that about 20 meters in front of him, two strange devices collided together,
Polaris flew over quickly, and then found that it seemed that two spacecraft had collided together.
Flying to the side of the accident site, Polaris picked up a piece of debris, looked at it closely, and found that one of them was Stark's transport device, which was engraved with Stark's surname, and another was an experimental device that seemed to have been launched by a certain country, containing a tomato and two beans.
Looking at the tomatoes and beans in the experimental cabin, Polaris felt very confused, she didn't know much about space experiments, so she could only take out the emergency communicator.
Unexpectedly, it was Stark himself who answered her phone, and although Polaris was a little unhappy, he still said to the other end of the phone, "Stark, one of your transport devices and ...... Tomatoes and beans, bumped into them, aren't you going to come and see them?"
"Tomato and bean ??!" Stark's voice was full of confusion, and he said, "Lorna Dane, I understand that some people like to have a drink before work, and that will make them more inspired, and so am I, but you can't drink so much and go to space, right?"
"How did my plane collide with tomatoes and beans????
Polaris was just about to speak, and there was a "bang" behind him
Next, the impact was a bit far away, about 200 meters away, and Polaris put down the tomatoes and beans in his hand and flew towards another accident site.
Then she found out that the things that hit this time were even stranger, one of them was a Stark device, which looked like an antenna mounted over the base, and the other one was engraved with the United Nations logo and a horn inside.
"What is this?" Polaris reached out and pulled the horn out of the wreckage, and as soon as she pressed the button, a slightly familiar voice appeared inside:
"The next broadcast is the Law on the Inheritance of the Universe of Mankind...... The earth is a society governed by the rule of law, and we need to emphasize that mankind has complete inheritance laws and regulations for the cosmic heritage, and our inheritance of all inheritances is reasonable, legal and compliant......
"What's going on? How can there be a voice from Nick??? Stark on the other end of the phone asked in surprise, "Haven't you gone up yet?" Are you in S.H.I.E.L.D. now? What nonsense did Nick make you up again?"
Polaris didn't know how to explain the situation, so she flew to the scene of the first accident, turned on the camera on her uniform, and stretched out her arm to Stark, "Look, this is the tomato and beans I just talked about......
Before she could finish her sentence, she saw another flying machine float in front of her eyes, one side of which looked like it had been damaged, and it was floating aimlessly in space like space junk.
Polaris stopped the flying machine, and then found that this flying machine and the previous flying machine with tomatoes and beans should be made by the same country, and even the experimental cabin looked exactly the same.
She opened the chamber again, and the results were even more confusing, and there were potatoes, soybeans, wheat seeds, Chinese cabbage, carrots, broccoli, a slightly smelly fertilizer with unknown soil, and even a forage......
Stark, of course, saw all this at the same time, and Polaris shook his head and said, "It seems that it is from the same country as the flying machine just now, but I don't know whose ......
"China !!!!!!!"
Stark's roar echoed through the universe, and he said, "Jarvis, give me the Spear Bureau right away!!! Let them stop shooting vegetables, fruits, seeds, soil and fertilizers!! You can't grow vegetables in space!! You can't plant !!!!."
「…… What? …… How many billions? No matter how many billions! There's no place to grow vegetables at the Mercury base! Venus? Venus is even worse! Mars? …… Yes, I know, the climate on Mars is okay, but it can't be ...... Okay......
"Listen, you can't just launch a craft like that, it's going to crash my transport...... No, I don't have a place to put these fruits and vegetables on my transport ship......
"Seeds?? Hey, hey, man, listen to me, you need to know that my transport ship is specialized in transporting high-tech supplies......
"You have high-tech seeds?? …… But...... How can I not make sense with you? …… No, I'm not going, I don't have time...... Video conferencing? You're not going to teach me how to grow vegetables, are you?? …… Okay, okay, you guys wait a minute......
Then, Polaris heard Stark's voice on the phone, and he said, "You clean up the scene."
"How do you clean up?" Polaris asked.
"Use your magnetism, drag them into the sun, or make them disappear, don't let these things get in the way, and then there are ships that transport resources along this path......
As soon as Polaris was about to move, Stark yelled again, "No, wait!!
Then his voice became quieter, apparently speaking to someone else, and he said, "...... No way? Send back tomatoes, beans, potatoes, soybeans, wheat, Chinese cabbage, carrots, broccoli, soil, and fertilizer and forage????
"Do you know how precious my time is? What?? How many billions ??? …… Saudi Arabia pays?? What does it have to do with Saudi Arabia? You mean, this experiment is still for anhydrous or less hydroponics?? And Dubai??"
"Okay, wait a minute...... Who's going to pack up their messy vegetables and other stuff and send them back!"
"What? Schiller, what do you say? Wait a minute, my
The psychiatrist has an opinion...... You say you don't want broccoli?? Why not broccoli? One of your personalities hates broccoli so much?? But they're bidding very high!"
"Okay, no broccoli, no Lorna, no broccoli, don't get the broccoli back, or my psychiatrist is going crazy!"
Polaris, who had been standing in space for a long time and listening, rolled his eyes, sighed, folded his arms, and said to Stark:
"You're saying, let me do it all by myself...... Well, vegetables, seeds, fertilizer, and even a bundle of hay to carry back?? Stark, I'm working for you, but I'm not your slave, and the slave still has a wagon and a donkey cart, and you want me to carry these things back?!"
"Take 10,000 steps back and say, can I carry it back? Where am I going to carry it back?!"
Before Stark could reply, Polaris felt the vibrations again, and when he turned around, he saw two more machines crashing.
No, there were more than two of them this time, and the site of the accident was relatively close to the second accident site, first there was a transporter with two wings, which crashed into the two machines that were damaged before, and then there was a series of crashes.
Polaris flew by, but the more she flew, the more she felt that something was wrong, because something strange had been floating in front of her eyes, first two packets of English black tea, then a Mexican banana, two Cuban cigars, three Sicilian lemons, two German sausages, and a Russian lebria......
Stark's roar echoed through the universe:
"Jarvis!! Pick up the UN!! Why did they send this mess into space?!!
The North Star in space, looking at these things, felt very embarrassed.
After a while, Stark's helpless voice came: "You take a sample and bring it back to them, as for the transportation method, I will send a transport plane up later, and you can load everything into it......
"Oh my God! I thought they would use the technology I gave them to start an arms race and build all kinds of space weapons...... The worst thing is to improve the efficiency of transportation, and start to transport all kinds of resources into space, what are they doing? Space Agricultural Products Expo ?!!"
"I don't know if cosmic radiation is useful for agricultural products...... Polaris wiped his mouth and said, "Anyway, it's definitely useless for sausages, and it's useless for Da Leba, it's still hard to death, and I can prove it myself."
"You actually ate it??? …… How's it taste?"
"Not good, Hiccup."