Chapter 907: Skrull's Bad Luck (Part II)
"Captain, I called Tony, but he said he's crazy too, can't you really come back and test my abilities with me? I only need to occupy you for an hour or two......"
"You also know that doctors need experience, and if I can't analyze the patient's psychology and emotions, how can I know if my abilities are working, and you really can't come back?" Schiller said on the phone.
Captain America, who was lying on the ground with blood on the corner of his mouth, clenched his mobile phone, and said in a low voice: "I'm not going back, I mean that the director's work is very urgent, and I have to complete it immediately, it's all for our ideals......"
"Okay, then I'll hang up first."
Knife no, wait!" Captain America coughed twice, was silent for a moment, and listened to the other party call his name on the phone, and he spoke: "Doctor, Agent Carter...... Is she okay? ”
"Agent Carter? Do you mean Sharon Carter? She...... She's fine, well, no problem, at least I remember. ”
"Doctor, I want you to tell the truth, we shouldn't hide it from each other, should we?"
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then Captain America heard Schiller's voice coming: "You also know that many tasks have not been too smooth recently, and the director will inevitably be more anxious. ”
"Agent Knife Carter is younger, and she wants the process to be just enough more than the purpose, just like you, you two are really alike...... But it's the opposite of the director. ”
"Knife Yesterday, there was a laboratory involving children's experiments, and the director came up with certain ideas, and Agent Carter was very opposed, and he confronted the director, and the director was very angry and transferred her away."
Captain America felt his heart tugging at him, and he said, "Where was she transferred?" ”
"I don't know, but she hasn't been in the office for two days, but don't worry, the director won't do anything to her, we all know, she has a crush on you." Schiller bit down on the word "you" emphatically, and Captain America knew he was referring to the real Captain America.
"She can be used, so at most, the director will transfer her to a remote state, or let her go to some relatively closed laboratory, which should not be a big deal."
Captain America felt his hands tremble a little, but he still took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I know, but I can't go back for the time being, we'll talk later, goodbye." ”
He clutched his chest and gasped twice, feeling his body recover rapidly, and he struggled to get up from the ground, ignoring the dust stuck to his uniform and shield, and turned his head to look at the setting sun.
A look of vicissitudes appeared on his face, which was completely different from Spider-Man's, which was more in line with the image of Captain America, but at this time, it was his true feelings that were revealed, and he whispered: "Great ideals, great ideals...... For whom is this ideal created, and for whom is it necessary to realize this ideal? ”
He took the shield and walked into the sunset, the direction of his footsteps was not the goal of the mission, but he walked extremely firmly, like a real veteran who has gone through vicissitudes and seen through the truth.
"Hello? Tony? Steve said he couldn't come back, can you. ”
"I can't! Schiller! Don't call again!!"
“…… Feed? What? Want results now? Where am I going to get you the results now, Lab 16 has been reworked again, don't you know? ”
"Hello? Lab 2 blew up again?? What the hell is Otto doing? What? Problems with my device?? When pigs fly! Pick me up Lab 2! I'd like to see how Otto can put the blame on my head for the failure of the experiment!"
"Reed, I advise you not to be confused with me, it's Tony Stark, the most genius in the world, who is calling you right now, and I can't be wrong...... What did you say? There is also a problem with this formula?? Forget it, I'll take a look at it again!55. ”
"Tony, you ......" Schiller tried to interject again, but soon, Iron Man's roar came from the phone, and he said, "Don't call me!!! Don't you see that I'm busy proving that I'm the most talented person in the world7|l3. ”
Hanging up the phone, Iron Man took two deep breaths, he covered his forehead and sat down, feeling deep exhaustion.
If there is one really difficult thing in this world, it must be to prove that he is the most talented human being in the world.
If there is one thing that is almost impossible to accomplish in this world, it must be that he has to prove that he is the most intelligent Skrull in the world, and he has to prove that he is the most talented human in the world.
The Skrull who plays Iron Man is the same scientist as Iron Man, and he is the top one in the Skrull Empire.
He originally felt the same. His mission will definitely go very smoothly, just a human being, who has never even gone out of the solar system, how can it be compared to the super civilization in the universe, the Skrull Empire?
Think about it, what the Skrull Empire is researching, the faster-than-light engine re-acceleration project, the dimension transition space stabilization project, and the infinite energy output power increase project......
Looking at human beings again, rocket shell manufacturing, rocket fuel research and development, and the design of Mercury base handling robots are at most just stellar energy extraction machines, and they are the most primitive kinds.
With the technological level of the Skrul people who are tens of millions of years ahead, can he still pretend to be a human genius?
And then he found out that these were completely different things.
The current level of scientific and technological development of mankind has come to a special stage, that is, the explosive growth of scientific and technological branches, the uneven level of science and technology, the imagination of scientific and technological creativity, and the few landing methods.
To put it simply, the vast majority of scientists in mankind have reached a level of being both vegetable and fun-loving, of course, this "dish" refers to the technology of the Skrulls.
In the opinion of this Skrull scientist, human scientists are not very skilled in technology, their mouths are very hard, their abilities are not very strong, their willpower is very strong, their resumes are not very large, they have a lot of ideas, their scientific research level is third-rate, and their mouth level is first-class.
In the beginning, in order to play the character of Iron Man, the smartest genius in all of mankind, the Skrullite researcher has been using his knowledge to answer all kinds of human questions.
After all, he was equivalent to taking the answers to the exam, and all the answers he gave were correct, and they were the result of repeated trials and tests in the Skrull Empire, and he felt that there was nothing wrong with his behavior.
As long as he can answer all the difficult questions, isn't he the most genius in the world?
Then he found out that the human race was really interesting.
The purpose of asking Stark for the answer is not to practice with this answer and then improve the scientific and technological level of mankind, but to raise the bar with Stark and then prove that he is the most genius scientist.
The impostor Iron Man gave a set of data, and immediately more than a dozen scientists took this data to prove that all kinds of things were wrong, and the impostor Iron Man gave the research results of this set of data, and immediately more than a dozen scientists pointed out that the experimental conditions were completely inconsistent with the environment of the solar system.
As mentioned earlier, the imposters are all weak-minded, and they are eager to prove that they are genuine, so the Skrullian scientist can only make one more argument based on the environment of the solar system, and then more than a dozen scientists immediately point out that his argument is completely unrigorous, and the basic format is wrong.
"I said Stark, what's the matter with you? You also gave me the equipment description, and you didn't even write the handling method clearly, isn't it normal for it to blow up? Otto's voice came from the phone.
"If it weren't for the fact that your voice was exactly the same as Stark's megalomaniac, I would have wondered if you were him, and you didn't even write an introduction to the conclusion you gave me last time, what do you want me to think?"
"And, the last time I asked you for example, what kind of mess did you write? How can I show this kind of sample essay to my students? If they learn the format of your essay, then I'm afraid I'll be angry with them......"
Otto sighed and said, "Even the most basic essay format is wrong, if that poisonous guy in Reed knew about it, he would definitely laugh at you loudly...... Forget it, if you're really tired, go get some rest. ”
After Otto hung up the phone, the impostor Iron Man gritted his teeth and threw the phone on the experimental table, he didn't even care about camouflage, but said directly: "Basic essay format?? The correct answers are all given to them! They don't copy ?!!."
Just when the impostor or Iron Man was already rolling his eyes angrily, another phone call came, this time opposite Reed's voice, and he said:
"Look who this is, isn't this the most talented Tony in the world" "Stark? What did I find? In the data you just transmitted, even the symbols were used incorrectly, don't you know the difference between full-width and half-width symbols?"
"Oh yes, you're the most brilliant scientist in the world, that's possible...... Well...... In terms of grammar, of course, this is nothing, it does not affect your academic level, so I will send this material of yours to the publishing house, so that everyone can admire the academic achievements of the genius Stark. ”
The imposter Iron Man slammed the table hard, and he said, "Reed, listen, my conclusion is right, why should you care......"
Who knows, the other side "snorted", interrupted him, and then said: "The conclusion is right!" That's what you're after! I ask you, out of 26 laboratories, out of all the genius scientists, who is not right in their conclusions?? ”
The imposter Iron Man opened his mouth, and he realized that he really couldn't refute it.
Although the 26 laboratories that are now connected to Stark Tower have different research directions, there is no doubt that they are all the most brilliant scientists in the world, and there are almost never mistakes.
"If you only pursue the correct conclusion, then I can only say that the title of the most genius scientist in mankind may have to move its position slightly, although I dare not take on this title, but a person who only pursues the correct result is not qualified to assume this title!"
With a "snap", the phone was completely thrown out, and the impostor Iron Man fell on the chair, and he covered his forehead and began to recall how Stark had done before.
Before, he barely looked up his memory, because he felt that he must be foolproof to play a genius with the answers, but now he finds that he will be wrong even with some common sense, and if he continues like this, he will definitely be exposed.
After checking and checking, the impostor Iron Man was stunned, and he found that Stark in his memory was indeed worthy of the name of the most genius scientist in mankind, he was not only a genius, but also worked hard, or it can't be said to be hard, he was a little crazy.
How did Stark manage to lead all the genius scientists of mankind and let them work together to develop the solar system, and at the same time be ahead of everyone, with both management and research responsibilities?
The answer is, it's busy day and night.
When he was in Stark's lab, Stark never rested for even half a minute, and the life-support armor he wore provided everything he needed to survive, and he didn't even go to the bathroom.
It is very normal to go 40 hours without eating, drinking, going to the bathroom, or distracting from any attention, and it can even be said that it is daily, and in Stark's memory, his highest record is to maintain such a state for more than 100 hours in a row.
Seeing this, the Skrull scientist swallowed his saliva, and he felt that he was not likely to be exposed, but already exposed, after all, Jarvis was staring at him all the time.
However, there is still room for salvation, as long as he is like the real Stark and never sleeps.
This Skrull scientist was able to achieve such a high level in the original empire, and it was also a combination of talent and sweat.
He felt that he couldn't do Stark's madness before because he didn't have his life-sustaining armor, but now that he did, he could do it.
A day later, Nick Fury, who was in the office inspecting the damage of various warehouses, received a phone call, and the roar of Iron Man came from the other side:
"I'm quitting!!! Whoever likes to do it!!!"