Chapter 34: Absolutely

Dong Cheng never expected that the seemingly scoundrel in front of him would really dare to discuss with him Dong Cheng, Dong Cheng now intuitively felt that Li Yao was crazy.

Li Yao put on a posture that did not lose to Dong Cheng, standing there with an upright body, with a lofty spirit, and the princess of Qianjin sat on the side and secretly admired in her heart, and gave Li Yao a thumbs up.

Dong Cheng immediately stiffened his face and shouted to Li Yao: "It's too deep, I'm afraid that you, a little guard, won't be able to say why, so it's not difficult for Ben Zhonglang to do it for you, let's just do the right thing with a simple chant." ”

"Poetry is right?" Li Yao became interested and asked rhetorically.

"Yes......" Dong Cheng nodded noncommittally.

Li Yao muffled, thinking to himself, compared to poetry, there are a lot of ancient poems in his head, it is absolutely impossible to lose to Dong Cheng, maybe he can make Dong Cheng dumbfounded, and he can't speak, but if he wants to compare anything, he really doesn't have those few inks.

Thinking like this in his heart, Li Yao immediately opened his mouth and responded: "Then let's compare poetry!"

"It's too troublesome to chant poetry, and besides, Ben Zhonglang doesn't have so much time to listen to you chant some bullshit poems, so let's do it right, one person and one pair, simple and clear, that is, no waste of time, no waste of spit. Dong Cheng rejected Li Yao in one bite, Li Yao wanted to compare poetry with him, he didn't, but wanted to be against Li Yao.

Dong Cheng thought in his heart, just you, a scoundrel from the market, where can you chant any poems, let this little master absolutely handle you, then won't you?

Of course, what Dong Cheng was thinking in his heart, Li Yao would definitely not know, he was a little dumbfounded here, looked up and stared at Dong Cheng with a sneer, speechless for a while, and said in his heart, what a good boy! Lao Tzu is not good at anything, you have to compare with Lao Tzu, you are really good at calculating.

Li Yao thought about this, he gritted his teeth and wanted to scold this Dong Cheng, but when the words came to his mouth, Li Yao had to swallow it back again, and in the end, Li Yao, who had no choice, had to say to Dong Cheng: "Then Dong Zhonglang, are you right first, or am I right first?"

"You are a subordinate, Ben Zhonglang naturally can't take advantage of you, lest others say that Ben Zhonglang bullies a subordinate, and that reputation is not good, so Ben Zhonglang will let you make a pair first, and Ben Zhonglang will not believe that you are a pair of subordinates. Dong Cheng shook the white folding fan in his hand, his face was wide, and he replied to Li Yao with disdain.

In his eyes, isn't Li Yao just a subordinate? Where will he not be able to catch his pair?

Li Yao was happy for a while, just now he was still worried, if Dong Cheng came out first, he would definitely embarrass himself, then he would not be killed? But now Dong Cheng wants him to go out first, and wants to show his pseudo-generosity in front of the princess, then Li Yao is really not afraid.

Think about yourself in the 21st century when you are the first silk, often stay in the Internet café, reach out and click the mouse Baidu, don't know everything, to say this absolutely, I have seen a lot on the Internet, Li Yao can not think of a lot of amazing absolutes that he has seen on the Internet now, he really doesn't believe that this bastard in front of him can be right.

After being happy for a while, Li Yaodang looked up at Dong Cheng and said to him: "Then Lord Zhonglang, if you want Xiaobao to make the pair first, then Xiaobao is not welcome." ”

"Stop talking nonsense, get out!" Dong Cheng scolded impatiently.

Li Yao lowered his head and thought for a while, and immediately said: "Suo Lin Yi Yantang, Yong Yan Boiling Sen, Lord Zhonglang, you should go down!"

"What does this mean? Why have I never heard of such a pair? It's a bit of bullshit?" Dong Cheng frowned, and after repeating what Li Yao said, he pulled his face and mocked Li Yao, saying that Li Yao's pair didn't make sense.

The princess who was sitting on the side also looked at Li Yao suspiciously, not knowing why, as for the martial artist Qin Yu standing next to him, he didn't know anything about it.

Li Yao listened to it on the spot, he looked at the absolute from the Internet in the 21st century, can it still be bullshit? What kind of pair does it take to get through? Raising his head and glancing at Dong Cheng with a sneer, Li Yao said with a smile on his face: "Lord Zhonglang, if you can't come out, then you can just say that you can't come out, anyway, there are just a few of us here, if Lord Zhonglang can't come out, we don't say it, no one will know, why can't Lord Zhonglang say that the small pair is bullshit?"

"You ......" Dong Cheng was speechless by Li Yao's words.

He's so angry! It's clear that this pair is bullshit! How can he get the right way? And he, Dong Cheng, is not a fool, the five characters in the first sentence of this pair all hide the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, and the five characters in the next sentence also hide the five elements of earth, fire, water, wood, and gold, such pairs are either stiff and kneaded together string sentences, or they are nonsense and nonsense, where is the pair?

Dong Cheng thought to himself, this can't be Li Yao's deliberate nonsense to confuse him, right? However, although Dong Cheng thought so in his heart, he began to look at Li Yao in his heart at the moment, because even if Li Yao's pair of Shanglian is Hu Xuan, but he can hide the five elements in a pair, and it is so smooth, which is enough to show that the kid in front of him is not without ink, at least he has read for a few days.

It is not difficult to explain why his master Lou Shide valued Li Yao so much last night, praised him in front of him, and even ordered wine with him.

Thinking of this, Dong Cheng also calmed down, pretending to look at Li Yao relaxedly, Dong Cheng smiled lightly: "Feng Xiaobao, Ben Zhonglang can admit now that you are indeed a little ink, and you are not like what Brother Qin Yu said, you are just a scoundrel in the market, a bastard......"

"Alas, Lord Zhonglang, let's do the right thing, I'm out of the right now, you have to be right! Why are you talking about all this useless? What kind of person is my Feng Xiaobao, it has nothing to do with Lord Zhonglang, right? Besides, even if I, Feng Xiaobao, am not good, it is also a person from our princess palace, even if Lord Zhonglang can manage the heavens and the earth, I'm afraid he can't control the head of our princess, right?" Without waiting for Dong Cheng to finish speaking, Li Yao was the first to open his mouth and interrupt him, the implication is that you fucking hurry up and give me the right, don't be blind there.

However, this is in ancient times, Li Yao can't speak so straightforwardly, it's better to be subtle, not to mention that although this Dong Cheng in front of him is a bastard, but after all, he is a person with status and status, Li Yao still doesn't dare to be too presumptuous, and there is no harm in being a little restrained.

Dong Cheng's relaxed face just now was wrinkled by Li Yao's words.

Raising his eyes and glaring at Li Yao viciously, Dong Cheng asked, "Aren't you just a random patchwork of random strings of sentences? Or a hard-made messy sentence?" Can you still tell me that this is a pair?"

"Why isn't this a pair?" Li Yao wanted to cry without tears.

"Okay, what do you mean by your pair? If you say it, I, Dong Cheng, will believe that you are a pair and give it to you. Dong Cheng was hindered by the presence of Princess Qianjin, he was not good at attacking, so he had to reason with Li Yao, asking Li Yao to say what he just said.

Li Yao stretched out his hand and touched his head, but he was speechless in his heart.

After being bored for a while, Li Yao said to Dong Cheng in a low voice: "Lord Zhonglang, let me tell you the truth! My pair of sons came out of the mouth of an old gentleman surnamed Qian, and then improved by later generations.

"Oh, and the story? Then you might as well tell me about it, Ben Zhonglang is very curious now, and wants to hear what kind of story you can make up to fool Honzhonglang. Dong Cheng smiled, shook the folding fan in his hand twice, stared at Li Yao and smiled.

"Brother Dong Cheng, don't worry, if this Feng Xiaobao dares to fool Brother Dong Cheng, I, Qin Yu, will not be the first to spare him. Dong Cheng's words fell, and Qin Yu, who was standing aside, was also holding the long knife in his arms, and opened his mouth to cheer Dong Cheng.

Dong Cheng nodded clearly, the two of them obviously wanted to join forces with Li Yao, if the absolute meaning of what Li Yao said next could not convince the two of them, then it is estimated that Li Yao's life would not be easy.

The daughter princess sitting on the stone bench also looked at Li Yao with worried eyes, and secretly felt anxious for Li Yao in her heart.