Chapter 6: Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong
Jia Liangcai was not there, and Guan Ping despised Huang Si as a person, so he made a long story short and quickly cut to the chase:
"Where is Jia Liangcai? Also, can you find the history books? ”
Huang Si looked bitter and said with a forced smile:
"My brother-in-law went to the provincial capital, and as for this history book, I really didn't buy it."
Guan Ping raised his eyebrows and said unhappily:
"What about the 38 big cover? Anything else? ”
"Really, really no, Taijun spared us!"
Neither nor that......
Guan Ping was quite annoyed in his heart, but he was helpless.
After all, Jia Liangcai and Huang Si are just small officials in prison, and there are strong enemies in the prison, so it is understandable that they can't do it in a hurry.
He didn't have so much time to deal with this pickled man, so he simply turned around and left.
Huang Si hurriedly stepped up with an arrow, opened his arms in front of Guan Ping, and said with a smile:
"Taijun will eat before leaving.
Although the little one didn't buy the history books, he met the troupe that fled from the provincial capital.
There is a female gentleman in the opera troupe who is the best at singing the Three Kingdoms opera, which is better than that Meng Donghuang, I asked her to sing a piece of "Group Borrowing China" to Taijun, and ensure that Taijun likes it! ”
Speaking of books, "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is available in every bookstore, which is not in the way.
But when Huang Si told "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" before, he saw that this Han general Taijun was quite annoyed, and of course he didn't dare to buy this thing to pick Taijun's tiger whiskers.
And the magic book "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is only sold in Beijing, Tianjin, Shanghai and other places, and he was busy all night, but he didn't find anything.
Fortunately, at this time, his subordinates happened to talk about the famous opera troupe 'Huihai Society' in the provincial capital, which went south to avoid trouble, and happened to come to their county seat.
Huang Si loves to listen to operas, and knows that this Obscure Sea Society has flourished in the provincial capital by relying on "Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong", "Jiao Zan Fights Yan Song" and "Luo Cheng Opera Diao Chan", isn't this similar to "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?
He immediately applied both hard and soft, and asked the Hakusha Society to slightly change the plot of "Group Borrowing China" and sing it to Guan Ping.
When the boss of the Hanhai Club heard that he wanted to sing for the devils, he said that he had to add money, and Huang Si scared them for a long time, and the troupe barely complied.
Hengzhu's understanding of the Three Kingdoms is like this, and the old student Kun of the Obscure Sea Society is quite good, so he sang a few paragraphs to the devil and made the devil happy.
His father and uncles were cleaning up the battlefield in the cold wind and preparing to retreat, and Guan Ping didn't want to listen to the drama here patiently.
But Huang Si swore that the rap was the most wonderful Guan Gong Qun Heroes, the tongue battle of Confucianism, and the big drama of using Dongfeng and Huarong Dao to kill Cao Cao, Guan Ping was so excited that he hesitated for a long time, but he still didn't want to leave.
"Listen to it, then?"
"Listen! Be sure to listen to it! Huang Simei smiled, hurriedly asked someone to bring a bunch of food, and very dogged to bring a basin of water from a copper basin, smiling and helping Guan Ping clean his hands.
Guan Ping sat on the high bench and felt uncomfortable, and it was even more uncomfortable to see Huang Si's villainous face.
He secretly vowed to return as soon as he had published all the history books, and never to associate with this pickled and disgusting person again.
But when the meal was served, he suddenly regretted it a little, and his vow was made a little early.
It's so delicious!
This meal is so delicious!
Huang Si yesterday in addition to picking up a drama troupe, but also picked up a Lu cuisine master who escaped from the provincial capital, a delicate operation is stunned to make the stinky soft pig intestine made of bright color, full of flavors, like a delicate wrench layer neatly arranged in the snow-white porcelain plate, layer by layer like flower bones, eat in the mouth crispy and sweet, moved to Guan Ping almost shed tears.
Born in an era when sugar is extremely rare and there is no wok, this delicacy is simply a fairy delicacy, so that the hungry Guan Ping can't help but drop chopsticks crazily.
"Delicious, um, what's that?" Guan Ping saw that there was a small box made by the copper basin that he couldn't see what it was, and a blue and white pattern was painted on the box, and asked curiously.
Huang Si saw that Guan Ping was eating very well, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a sneer:
"This is Silver Star soap, of course, it can't compare to your country's brand, but it is also the best choice in my country, and even Zhou Xuan, who has a golden voice, uses it."
Saying that, the boss of the legendary opera troupe outside, Huang Si hurriedly went out to greet him, and said a few words of advice.
Guan Ping picked up the box of soap, sniffed it carefully, only to feel that the thing was fragrant, and then opened the corner of the carton, and saw that it was a square piece, like mutton fat and milk.
Seeing that Huang Si hadn't come back yet, he hurriedly put the soap in his arms.
I'm eating a lot here, and my uncle and they're still sleeping in the open.
Thousands of years later, the large intestine of the pig can be made so delicately and deliciously, this box ...... It should be tofu after a thousand years, right? I'll have to take it back and give it to your uncles to taste.
As for the troupe......
Hey, hurry up and get it over, I'll get back to it.
After waiting for a long time, Guan Ping finally heard a small sound of footsteps outside, only to see Huang Si smiling and leading a woman wearing a black fur collar robe and a round fur hat into the house.
At first, Guan Ping heard that he was an old student who sang opera, and thought that he was a wizard who smeared oil paint on his cape when sacrificing to ghosts and gods, but he didn't expect it to be a rather young and heroic woman.
Why? I'm not Cao Cao.
The woman had long hair and waist-length, a pair of wonderful eyes as bright as stars, indescribably gentle and good-looking, she saw Guan Ping's long hair and linen clothes, and her young face was full of resoluteness, and there was still a lot of blood on the bayonet of the 38-type rifle beside her, and her heart was slightly cold.
Although there are many Chinese spies in the devil army, this person is obviously dressed as a ronin, but he can be a natural person without the feeling of a devil, which is really a bit weird.
It's really rampant, the devil hasn't beaten the provincial city yet, he actually dares to run here with the 38 big cover, I think he must be strong in martial arts, and his means are outstanding, I have to be careful.
The eyeliner in prison said that this person's name is Han Jiang Guan Ping, although I don't know what the Japanese pronunciation is, but the devil's ronin pays attention to family traditions, and this person is very likely to be Ping's surname 関氏 (せきし, old font: Guan's).
The devil's southern invasion is imminent, and this devil must have a plan when he appears here.
I'll ask first, if not......
Try to see if you can kill him with a box cannon and remove a great scourge for the comrades.
Thinking of this, she smiled reluctantly, trying to make herself appear as gentle as possible:
"Taijun, my name is Yun Shanshan, my family is dedicated to the land (land that does not make money), relying on the sharp hanging to pull the sticky (audience), although I dare not say that the fire hole is turning (making a lot of money) over the years, but I have not fallen the pestle. The horns of my house have good ramming heads (voices), and the plates (accents) are positive, not fishy (fake). Today I came to grind the pestle (go to the countryside), and all of you are also bright. ”
She said yes, the code words of Pingjin Jianghu are difficult for outsiders to understand without the Spring Festival.
There are many factions in the intelligence agency of the devil, and if this person can understand, it should be the army from the northeast and north China.
If you don't understand, you come from the East China Sea and Shanghai.
Guan Ping was stunned when he heard this, and he didn't know what the woman was talking about.
However, Guan Ping saw a point.
This woman actually wanted to kill herself.
Jia Liangcai and Huang Si were quite afraid in front of them.
But the woman's eyes that wanted to kill couldn't be hidden at all, she said while carefully keeping a distance from herself, although she was laughing, but her whole body was in a tense state, and she actually wanted to attack.
This made Guan Ping quite curious.
What the hell is this Taijun of mine?
He waved his hand to let Huang Si withdraw, Huang Si nodded and retreated, and closed the door before leaving, leaving only Guan Ping and Yun Shanshan in the room.
Yun Shanshan's heart was pounding, and she told herself to be calm.
Now that the devil hasn't come in, she has an internal response in prison, as long as she kills this little devil with one shot, she can still calmly get out.
But this Guan Ping obviously sat upright, but he actually gave himself a terrifying killing intent, which made Yun Shanshan's face change inexplicably, and she couldn't help but touch her waist with her hand.
Guan Ping saw Yun Shanshan's reaction, and saw that there was a slight bulge under the clothes on her waist, thinking that there must be some kind of hidden weapon hidden, he said calmly:
"Yun Niangzi, let me make it clear - I am not the devil Taijun that this person said.
A certain military situation is urgent, and it cannot be delayed here, please tell me, what about Liu Xuande's command since Changbanpo? Have you ever revived the Han Dynasty and returned to the old capital? ”