Chapter 1461: The Bird and the Return (6)

Gordon at the dining table hurriedly grabbed Barbara's hand, and at the same time, he looked at Barbara's side face a little suspiciously, looked her up and down, and asked, "Why are you so skilled in pulling out your gun?" Did you go to police school? Barbara's stunned thoughts froze for a moment, and she instinctively replied, "No, it was Batman who trained me." Gordon's brow furrowed even tighter, and he raised his voice and said, "Batman asked you to be a police officer?" What's the relationship between the two of you?! ”

"I ...... No, wait a minute, why is the clown here? Isn't that the biggest problem right now?! ”

"The biggest problem is your relationship with Batman!" Gordon turned his head and glared at Bruce, who didn't know why, he lowered his voice and looked at Barbara and said, "Did that damn playboy lie to you?!" ”

"Of course not!" Barbara turned her head to glare at Gordon, she didn't allow anyone to discredit Batman, and she also raised her voice and said, "Batman didn't fool anyone in the Bats family!" I know him! ”

"How much do you know about him, and you say you know him?! How do you know he's not plotting evil? Gordon glanced at Bruce, who was already seated, lowered his voice, gritted his teeth, and said, "Stupid girl, you don't even know that a man is playing hooligan by asking you to wear a straitjacket, do you?" ”

"That's what I wore voluntarily!"

"That's when you thought you wore it voluntarily!" Gordon looked left and right, and he tugged at Barbara's arm to get her away from the table, mainly away from Bruce, and the two of them were almost completely away from the table, Gordon said.

"Bruce Wayne graduated from Schiller! He's completely capable of messing with your brain and making you do what he says, but don't tell me you're really smitten by him?! As soon as Barbara opened her mouth to speak, Gordon looked her in the eye and said, "Take 10,000 steps back, he and Selena didn't break up, and the last time Hallie came back to me, he complained that he had to talk to Selena on the phone for at least two hours a day...... Little Bie wins the newlywed! ”

"Barbara, no kidding, tell me seriously, do you have even a little bit of a crush on Batman in every way? Not at all? Barbara opened her mouth for a moment, then fell silent.

The red-haired girl bit her lip and turned her head away, Gordon looked at her face with an expression that was indeed so, and he took a deep breath, his mind full of hatred.

At this time, he heard Bruce, who was holding Damian across the table, say, "If you are my son in that universe, then who is your mother?" Selena? ”

"Catwoman? My mom isn't Catwoman, look at her prodigal look, like she's going to give you a baby? My mom wasn't much better, though. Damian picked up a skewer, bit the meat and pulled the skewer off, and said angrily.

"And who the hell is she?"

"Talia, Talia Xiaogu, the daughter of your nemesis, Ray Xiaogu, I don't know if you have met her now, if not, remember to bring a condom with you." Gordon squirted out a sip of beer, and he grabbed Barbara's arm and said, "Your cosmic Bruce Wayne is married and has children?!" You're still ......."

"You don't understand." Barbara breathed through her nose with some irritation, she picked up the draught beer glass, poured two sips of beer, and said, "The matter between him and Talia is very complicated, and it is not appropriate to describe it as love." ”

"Is it appropriate to describe you in love?"

"We're not love either!"

"And you still say you're obsessed with him?"

"That's just worship!" Then I heard Damian across the table say, "However, Batman seems to have been going to marry Catwoman before, but then it didn't work." ”

"Aren't you the second in line?!" Gordon raised his voice and said.

"Can you shut up and eat skewers?"

"I'm your dad!"

"You're not yet! The dying throes of abandoned stray dogs! "Gordon was almost hit.

Bruce brought Damian a solitary pony, which he sat on and munched on as he reached for a cup of draught beer.

Bruce moved fluidly as he removed the cup before his hand touched the handle, then handed him a glass of iced juice.

"I can drink!" Damian glared at him and said. Damian was mentally prepared to deal with Batman's education, and he knew what Batman would say, such as

"Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol, either legally or morally",

"Drinking alcohol is harmful to health",

"Alcohol numbs the brain" or something, Damien has seen Batman tell the teenage Titans at the party like this.

As a result, Bruce said, "If you're drunk, I'll throw you to the Joker." Damian's hand withdrew so fast that an afterimage appeared.

"What's going on?" The Gordon father and daughter, who were already far away and were about to have a separate table, were both in the shape of meat skewers in one hand and draft beer glasses in the other, Barbara asked as she glanced at the green-haired figure on the table next to her.

"That's Jack, a mentally ill person, but the director of the psychiatric hospital can't stand him, so he can only let him stay outside."

"Oh my God, he killed so many people, don't you arrest him?"

"Arrest him, and then what? Tried and found to have mental problems, sent to a psychiatric hospital and kicked out by doctors, the truck was robbed by someone else, and there was no money to eat to take revenge on society and kill more people? ”

"Then you shouldn't have dinner with him, right?"

"No, it shouldn't be, I got a royal flush for the first time in my life playing Texas Hold'em, and he stole a card." Barbara had 10,000 words to say, including all sorts of philosophical, social, and human questions, but in the end she opened her mouth and asked, "Then how did you teach him?" ”

"I handcuffed him, but I couldn't take him back to the police station, he would keep stealing the cards from the night shift cops, those young people are not as good-tempered as I am, he could be killed."

"This universe is crazy!" Barbara said with some self-deprecation, taking a deep breath, trying to regain the oracle's sanity.

Gordon stretched his neck forward and asked tentatively, "Do you really just worship Batman?" ”

"Of course, the members of the Bat family gather around him because they worship Batman." Barbara struggled to explain: "I never envisioned the kind of relationship between someone of the opposite sex who was very different from me...... I don't lack fatherly love! Gordon immediately became vigilant and said, "Isn't there a big difference in age?" ”

"Wait, you said before, I didn't have a conflict with Barbara in your universe, and we got married very early, and when Barbara and I didn't break up, I really thought about getting married, if we really succeeded in getting married at that time, then we would have children about a year after marriage."

"Let me do the math, if you were born at that time, and I brought you to Gotham, met Batman, and mingled with the Wayne family, then there would be no difference in your age...... Do you like dick?! Barbara's face turned red, she glared at Gordon with angry eyes, gritted her teeth and said, "Am I still going to call you Detective Mr. Gordon?!" Gordon tilted his head, slapped the table hard, looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, he stretched out his arm and placed the draught beer glass on the distant table, glanced at Bruce, and said, "Okay, Dick is better than Wayne, where are you going?" Are security measures in place? ”

"The two of us have broken up." Barbara took two large sips of beer and said, "He's going to go back to Brughhaven when he dies." ”

"Oh my God, how old were you then?"

"It wasn't ...... then" Barbara pursed her lips, as if caught in a memory, and after a while, she threw away the stick in her hand with some impatience and said: "Batman's Robins have experienced some bad things, Dick and Jason bear the brunt, Brughhaven is Dick's hometown, maybe he wants to remember his parents there, I don't have any reason to stop him." ”

"Remembering his parents?" Gordon was a little surprised and said, "Did his parents die?" Is it a disease? This time it was Barbara's turn to be surprised, she looked at Gordon and said, "Dick was adopted by Batman because his parents were killed, if his parents didn't die, how could he become the adopted son of the Wayne family?" ”

"I don't know, but Dick's parents aren't dead, and he'll be going to Bloomhaven for the weekend." Barbara's breathing immediately became rapid, and she reached out a hand and grabbed Gordon's sleeve and said, "The Graysons are still alive?" Are they in Bloomhaven right now? ”

"Yes."

"Why doesn't Dick stay with them?"

"Because Bloomhaven is a small city." Gordon spread his hands and said, "The educational resources there are far worse than Gotham, and Gotham is one of the most developed cities on the East Coast. ”

"After the unexpected death of Flying Grayson, the Graysons left a big shadow, they were afraid that their son would also suffer this tragedy, so they didn't want him to inherit the Grayson family at all, they didn't want Dick to continue to be a trapeze, they wanted him to study hard and go to college."

"But there's a very real problem, Dick is already very old, and it's easy to go back to school at this time to keep up."

"Dick is not a peerless genius in reading, even a peerless genius needs good teacher guidance, his progress is already lagging behind, if there is no good school and teachers, it is difficult to enter the university."

"After the decline of the Grayson family, they couldn't even touch the threshold of the middle class, they could only say that they could survive in Bloomhaven, and they didn't have the kind of educational resources that allowed Dick to change his fate through reading."

"So even if they miss their children, they can only let Dick stay in Gotham and go to a good school, with Bruce Wayne to sponsor him, he can receive the most orthodox elite education, in addition to being able to go to a prestigious school, he can also have resources that no one else can think of."

"It's realistic, but it's cruel, if Dick were to go back to Brughhaven like this, he might be a small-town boy for the rest of his life, but if he were Wayne's adopted son, he'd be the most accomplished member of the Grayson family."

"Is heβ€”is he happy?" Barbara didn't even know where to ask the question, "Doesn't he miss his parents?" ”

"Of course I miss it." Gordon sighed as he said this, he turned his head to look at Bruce, and said.

"But in a way, the fatherly love that Bruce Wayne was able to give him was very different from that of the Graysons."

"He was able to really teach him, not just take care of him, they were able to have a collision of ideas, an exchange of knowledge, and Dick was able to get more love and understanding from him than anyone else." Barbara also turned to look at Bruce, who was pouring juice for Damian, the demon boy was very close to him, even attached to his arm, the Batman of this universe looked like a good father.

Or maybe there could be a miracle, Barbara thought, and there will always be a cosmic Batman who is a good father, right?

"You mean, my parents are still alive?!" In Dick's room at Wayne Manor, Nightwing stared in surprise at Dick as he leaned back on the bed and yawned.

"That's my parents." Dick closed his eyes and said, "Of course, they should be no different from your parents, did you come to me to ask this?" ”

"Not originally, but now you have to tell me where they are!"

"Where else could they be? Brugh Haven. Dick was so perfunctory that he couldn't open his sleepy eyes.

Nightwing pushes the door open and rushes down the hallway, scurrying downstairs before crashing head-on into a high dark wall.

In his panic, his mask fell off, and he looked up to see a man in a formal suit who looked a little like Bruce Wayne, just much older, and he had hit him and covered his forehead.

The two looked at each other for two seconds, and an angry roar echoed through Wayne Manor.

"Dick Wayne! How many times have I said I want to go to bed before nine o'clock?!! Dick froze.

"What do you call me???"