"I'm crazy" and "everyone else is crazy except me" These two mentalities can be firmly possessed as long as one can be firmly owned, life will be much better, since ancient times, it has been the most painful for people who want to go crazy or not.

When you look at things from the perspective of a madman, you will find that not only are they not difficult, but they are also full of bizarre and ridiculous fun, the most interesting of which is the shocked expressions of all kinds of people.

When you can detach yourself from the rules of normal people, those expressions of surprise or disgust that look at you as if you are looking at a monster become a rare pleasure in life, the kind of thing that you have to relive in your head before going to bed at night.

When Natasha realized this, she was not surprised to find the most interesting part of the whole thing, so after she had prepared the charcoal, she carried the bucket of charcoal to the very center of the camp, where Nick and Steve were encamped.

By this time, the sun was halfway below the horizon, and the light was gradually dimming, and Nick and Steve, who had already set up the canopy, were trying to power the string of lights they had brought with Eric with the wires they had connected.

"Oh, you've got it done, Natasha." Steve smiled brightly at Natasha, neither thankful nor polite, and he didn't think that Natasha was carrying a bucket of charcoal by herself was a great job.

But Natasha put the bucket full of carbon next to her with a "bang", and let out a long breath, as if it had taken a lot of effort, which really aroused the curiosity of Steve and Nick.

Nick wrinkled the muscles around his eyes and looked at Natasha and said, "God, aren't you?" Is it 200 meters that you just walked? As for making it as if you've just rushed through the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. for eight hundred miles to urge me to pay my salary? ”

Natasha pulled her long red hair back her head, rolled her eyes with a slight hint of teasing, shook her head, and said, "It's not tiring to deal with these blackened pieces of wood, but it's not the same with those stupid girls who don't know how to look at the atmosphere." ”

Nick and Steve exchanged a look, Steve glanced back at Gwen Spider-Man who was rummaging through the room, then looked at Natasha and said, "Gwen just went to look for you, what did she tell you?" Or what did you say to her? ”

"I'm just reminding her that she's not yet an adult, and dissuade her from getting drunk among your big men."

The point is obviously in the first half of the sentence, Nick and Steve made eye contact with this information, Nick is not a person who likes to go around in circles on weekdays, he walked directly to the charcoal bucket full of charcoal, took the long tongs from Natasha's hand, and said while turning the charcoal: "Honestly, Natasha, what's the matter with you and Schiller?" ”

"What do you think is going on with the two of us?" As soon as Natasha finished speaking, she saw that Steve was about to open her mouth to answer, so she interrupted Steve with some helplessness and said, "Of course, it happens often among some adults, and it is not surprising that it happens to us. ”

"God, you can be a little more tactful." Nick looked at the sky helplessly, he shook the muscles of his arm as if he was a little uncomfortable, stared at Natasha and said, "Okay, let's talk about it in detail, whether it's as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., or your old buddy with Schiller, I want to know what is going on." ”

"You still have this hobby?" Natasha wrinkled her nose, looking a little disgusted.

"Not the kind of details you think." Nick started to growl, and he exclaimed, "I mean, how could you two be ...... before that So why wasn't it before...... I mean, who took the initiative? ”

"Who else could it be? Nick, you should know that I'm a good hunter, and a seasoned hunter has to be patient. ”

Nick's mouth opened wide in shock, as if he was going to swallow the whole house along with the whole lake, and Steve also looked at Natasha with a shocked gaze and said, "You don't want to say that you've actually been hunting Schiller for the past few years, right?" ”

"Not that long." Natasha replied ambiguously, and then she raised her chin and said, "It's almost the end anyway, and I won't let anyone interfere with me, no matter how powerful or noble he is, you know me." ”

Nick's face wrinkled like a stuffed bun, and Steve hadn't recovered from the shock yet, looking at the expressions of the two of them, Natasha was happy in her heart.

Of course, it's not enough to just have fun with them, Natasha hasn't forgotten her business, she still has to go crazy in front of Rogie.

However, considering that Rocky and Thor are now together, and that Thor may use lightning to hack anyone who is disrespectful to his sister, Natasha can only pretend to be concerned and join their conversation.

Schiller stepped back to the tent on the rocky beach and told Nick and Steve, "I checked most people's menus, and most people thought that our barbecue should have bell pepper kebabs, marinated black pepper or jalapeño kebabs, steak and lamb chops, plain grilled fish coarsely salted or grilled fish with cream sauce, and a hot borscht that everyone was a little cold." ”

"The main food is that we can make pancakes and wrap the food in to make a tarque, or we can make mashed potatoes and pour fish broth and sauce on top, and we can also buy pasta from Rockie and Gwen, and vegetables such as broccoli, carrots and parsley."

"Of course, I'd like to boil another fish soup, and make stir-fried squid from the many cuttlefish you caught, as well as some small clams and small fish, which are only used for seasoning, so I might as well stir-fry them with some miscellaneous vegetables."

Schiller thought for a moment, then said, "Most people can serve fish as food, so Charles and I came up with a couple of ways to cook fish, such as fish and chips from his hometown, and we happen to have potatoes too." ”

"I brought a saucepan and beer so I could make a steamed sea bass, the sashimi of the fish here is not very suitable for raw food, and a slippery fillet coated in starch is a good choice, Gwen proposes to make a sandwich with pureed fish, and Charles happens to bring a portable blender."

Seeing that the two of them were just looking at him dumbfounded, Schiller had to remind him loudly: "Do you two have anything else to add?" ”

"Well, I don't have it, I can eat anything." Steve began to elbow Nick hard, and Nick was not to be outdone by squeezing him around.

The two of them squeezed their eyebrows for a long time, and finally Nick put his hand into a fist and coughed twice, stepped forward and patted Schiller's shoulder and said: "Of course, we don't have any opinions about the menu, just depending on what the girls mean, we may be late tonight, or we may be drunk, do you want to clean up the bed in advance?" ”

"Oh, you reminded me." Schiller said nonchalantly, like reciting lines, he said: "I can't stand to lie down without making the bed before going to bed, thank you for the reminder, I'll go now." ”

Suddenly, Schiller felt an extra hard object in his hand, and Nick shoved a pistol into Schiller's hand and said, "Take this, doctor, and although I know you don't use it often, we have to watch out for bears, they've been hungry lately, right?" ”

Schiller fiddled with his pistol a few times, and turned to head to the hut as if he hadn't heard Nick's words.

Although this lakeside cottage is called a cottage, it is more like a holiday villa, and it is not unreasonable for Eric to say that the owner of the house has to pay a high property tax for it, this villa is actually very large, with seven rooms upstairs, four of which are main rooms, and it is very spacious.

Seven rooms were arranged on either side of the hallway, with Schiller's room at the very end of the hallway, and the window here had just enough to see where they were camping, because of the angle, Schiller only had to stand in it so that no one else could see him.

Seeing Natasha talking to Thor, Schiller smiled, and he looked down at the pistol in his hand, the Glock Model 17 that S.H.I.E.L.D. standard.

Schiller walked over to the bedside table and glanced out the window to make sure no one could see him, and then he took the whole pistol apart with great speed, took a look at the new rifling and put it back on, the whole process went smoothly and there was no time to think.

Schiller then put the pistol in a drawer on his bedside table and began to make the bed.

He made his bed and peered out the window at the scene, and then he noticed that Natasha had been talking to the people in Asgard for a long time, mainly with Hela.

Schiller's hand slowed slightly, and from his angle, he could just see Hela's aggressive eyes flash.

The eldest princess recounted her experience of conquering the universe, pretending to be casual as she walked behind Natasha and gently ran her fingernails across the back of the female agent's arm.

Natasha raised an eyebrow almost imperceptibly, and she looked at the side of Hela's face in a flash, powerful, beautiful, noble - gender is usually not an issue.

Schiller, behind the window on the second floor, slowly narrowed his eyes.

"Where's Gwen?" Logie asked with interest, and just as she was about to turn around to look for Gwen Spider-Man on the skyline, she felt a tap on her back.

"I'm here." Gwen Spider-Man took a step across, and Rocky bent her eyes and smiled at her and said, "I thought you really flew into the reeds, the one you bought earlier...... What's that called...... Fruit cards, how do you say it's played? I don't want to lose to anyone in the night's game, you have to make sure I know the rules fully so it's fair. ”

"What a fruit card, that's the card of German heart disease! The lonely Asgardians. Gwen Spider-Man shook his head and said proudly: "Either of us can't cook anyway, I can teach you how to play while this time comes, let's go, let's go back to the house first."

Without waiting for Rockie to answer, Gwen Spider-Man sneaked into the hut again, and Thor turned to look at Rockie and said, "What's wrong?" Why are you interested in that Gwen Spider-Man again? ”

Rogie slowly retracted her smile, stared at Gwen's back and said, "I'm not interested in Gwen, I'm interested in Spider-Man." ”

"You're not mistaken, Peter......"

"And there's not just Peter Parker."

After saying that, Logie followed Gwen Spider-Man, and when they walked into the living room on the first floor of the cabin, Schiller happened to come down from the second floor.

"Gwen, I think we'll have to talk about the paper you handed in in the last issue - I just saw it in my mailbox, miss, I call it appalling, you should be okay?"

Gwen Spider-Man's eyes widened, her mouth as wide as an egg, she glanced down at her watch, and then let out a mournful cry, "Dean, aren't you?!" Wouldn't a vacation break your habit of reading papers every Monday night?!! ”

"I can't." Schiller stood at the top of the stairs, tilted his head slightly to look at Gwen Spider-Man and said, "I found 37 spelling mistakes in one of your little essays of less than five hundred words, which broke another of my students' record of 29 mistakes, Miss Gwen, would you mind that during this wonderful time on Monday night, I invited Sheriff George to join me in this amazing work?" ”

"Nope! Don't!! Gwen Spider-Man wailed, "I just had a fight with George of this universe!" You can't let him know...... Well, don't look at me like that, Dean Devil! I'm going to change it now, okay?! ”

Schiller turned around and walked up the stairs, and said without looking back: "Come to my room, don't want to eat if you can't change it." ”

And when Natasha, who finally ended the conversation, turned around, she happened to see that in the window of Schiller's room, Gwen Spider-Man followed Schiller step by step.

Natasha was dumbfounded.

Fun people eventually become happy, I would like to call it the first happiness theorem of the universe

(End of chapter)