The Joker is a master of playing with people's hearts, and he is especially good at grasping the dark side of others, bringing out the darkness in people's hearts, and then showing it to Batman.

But what if there was no dark side in one's heart?

Now the clown knows.

The Joker is like the mosquito that is about to be roasted to death by a light bulb, and Spider-Man squats at the door of his house, conducting an average of more than 20 rounds of ideological and political education every hour, and the efficiency is comparable to a brainwave invasion.

When the Joker went out to work, Spider-Man followed him to observe the various dangerous places in Gotham City, and then informed Bruce Wayne to improve them.

The Joker squatted at home and couldn't go out, so Spider-Man went upstairs and downstairs to start helping, helping this one repair the door today, helping that one to change the stove tomorrow, helping this one lift heavy objects tomorrow to help that one carry things.

It's just that Spider-Man can do anything, and he is infinitely powerful, with a good image and good temperament, a sweet mouth, and no need to rest, he is more energetic than a conch girl, and the happiness of the people in the entire apartment building where the clown is located has improved sharply, but it seems that the autistic clown is out of place.

But if you put Spider-Man in, it will be a wolf for the Joker, since Spider-Man forced the Joker's door crack in, he forced this small apartment of less than 20 square meters to repaint the old-fashioned furniture, the cloth and fabric are fully cleaned, the kitchen and toilet are re-tiled, and the mosquitoes and insects are not lost.

The Joker crouched in the corner and watched Spider-Man smoke in the house, only to feel that the most harmful garbage in this room should be rolled out was himself, so he got out.

No matter how powerful Batman is, that is, he installs a two-pound camera on the person he wants to monitor, but Spider-Man uses an exhaustive method to find someone.

found that the Joker sneaked away during his work, Spider-Man directly took a large decibel loudspeaker and began to call the Joker in Gotham carpet, it was a real carpet, and the Spider-Man who had been mutated by Spider-Man could walk through every street in Gotham twenty-four hours a day without eating, drinking, or sleeping, just to dig out the person he was looking for.

The clown, who was hiding in an abandoned factory workshop near the outskirts of the city, now wants to slap himself in the face when he first prepared the dark source potion.

He finally discovered that the only extreme emotion in Batman's new Robin's heart is probably perseverance.

The good news is that the potion works, the extreme emotions are reinforced, and the bad news is that the fortitude that has been strengthened is all used to save the Joker.

Spider-Man and Batman are not quite the same, Batman is just fighting crime, Spider-Man has criminals, he is really saving, not only to save, but also to save from all aspects, which can be called grievances and grievances.

Batman is that any evil will eventually be brought to justice, and Spider-Man is that any injustice will be corrected by me.

And the most terrifying thing about Spider-Man's approach to super criminals is that I have eliminated all the bad influences that society may have on you, so that your life is neat, smooth and stable, so you still go out to fight against society, whose problem is it?

But now that Gotham has developed to this point, the vast majority of supervillains are actually natural madmen infected by some metaphysical factors, and throwing them to Canterlot is just as anti-social, to put it bluntly, it's pickled and hopeless.

But in fact, before this, their criminal actions have always had a fig leaf, and they live in the Dark City with no one to care about or help, and they may not even have a word of greeting except for Batman's fist, which makes it easy to think that they are so bad and not unreasonable.

But when Spider-Man's endless sun shines on Gotham, and when the waves fade away, only real gold remains, and good neighbors help take care of them 24 hours a day, and you can see that these crazy people are pure crazy, and there is no excuse to find.

The Joker knew he had to stay out of the way, on the one hand, if Spider-Man saw more of Gotham's darkness in him and corrected it all, the ruined city would be truly fucking saved.

On the other hand, he himself is not interested in this kind of guy who only has a white side of human nature, and endless contradictions and struggles are the pleasures he chases.

The Joker thought that he would squat down at the factory outside the city, and that Spider-Man would not be able to find it in a short time, and that when the Dark Source Elixir, which can be called a stimulant, was over, the mad bird should go back to rest.

But he never imagined that a mad bird was gone, and a flock of mad birds came.

On this day, the clown was sleeping soundly in the corner of the second floor of the abandoned factory in his coat, when he suddenly heard a commotion coming from downstairs, mixed with several familiar slightly childish voices, one of which was particularly harsh.

"Hurry up, move in...... And this, this heavy machine gun, all came to help unload the goods, and we had to pile things up in two hours, and then we had to go back to the city, and the next house was still waiting. ”

"Jason! Jason! Don't just look at it, you don't know how to help the rocket artillery tubes are all off...... Dick! No, I didn't call you, I called the big one, come here, let's carry the two packs of tarps that came with it first......"

When the clown, who had just woken up, walked to the window frame on the second floor in a daze, he had an idea - he was violent, and he saw Robin of the Bat family pouring arms below!

He came to his senses with a stir.

The location of this abandoned factory chosen by the Joker is quite good, it belongs to the lower reaches of the Gotham River, it is very close to the mouth of the sea, it is as far away from the Gotham River and the Gotham Seaport Dock, there are no forests and bushes next to it, it is all flat grass, especially suitable for parking large vehicles, with a wide view, and it is also suitable as a stronghold against enemies.

But because of this, he is not the only one who is eyeing here, and there are also two sets of Robins who have been busy with the revival of Gotham since they came back some time ago.

As I said before, the teenagers' cognition is relatively shallow, and after they went to Schiller's universe and saw the scene of Gotham there, they obviously found a difference when they compared their own world, that is, there were no gangsters in their Gotham.

In the past, gangsters were an extremely evil thing, synonymous with violence and gore, and belonged to the kind of words that would make their fists hard when they heard it.

But after Schiller's universe for a while, their understanding of gangsters has become more comprehensive, and if you can generalize, it is because Gotham is too backward, and the traditional gangster model is even quite advanced here.

Ideology, system, and the current situation in a region must be viewed in combination, and if a certain idea is placed in one region, it may appear too radical or conservative, and adapting measures to local conditions is the primary condition for choosing a line of struggle.

The Batman's birds went to Gotham, Schiller's universe, and the biggest inspiration was that the system that suited Gotham was not a strong mayor like the Met, nor a democracy that firmly followed the state legislature like Canterlot.

In Gotham, it's impossible to move an inch without violence.

Among the many power systems that rely on violence, the feudal imperial system relies too much on the personal qualities of the emperor, and the gap between it and the current system is too big to implement, and more importantly, Batman definitely does not want to be the emperor.

Then the republic of the kingdom and the nobility that is also under feudal conditions is a system that is compromised and acceptable under the existing conditions, that is, the system of the twelve gangsters of Gotham in the universe where Schiller is located.

The Falcone family, the twelve families headed by the royal family, are in fact the product of the traditional aristocratic republic, and all their economic benefits and capital come from the city, which is their property, and they naturally pay more attention to the construction of Gotham than the crazy people who can only destroy.

There is a good saying, in the period of rapid economic development, any contradiction can be reconciled, if you want to reconcile the irreconcilable darkness of Gotham, you must first form a frame, then start the engine, and let the car drive forward at a high speed, until it reaches the highest speed in the era, in order to shake the darkness that is firmly stuck to the bones and deep into the flesh and blood in the wind.

And to restructure Gotham, put on the gas pedal in reverse gear, and go all the way back to the gangster era, they must have a big enough fist.

Of course, the children of the Bat family all have unique skills, and it is definitely enough to be a superhero, but to say that it is necessary to fight for Gotham, it is inevitable that there is some area damage, and if you want to make up for these damages, you naturally need to have a powerful enough weapon.

Robins in the main universe actually have some headaches, Jason thinks about stealing weapons in the bat cave in the past, Dick thinks he should buy it but doesn't know where to buy it, and finally Jason of the Schiller universe comes up with a shocking plan.

If they want to buy it, they have to buy it at a cheap price, and they have to buy the best quality and the most quantity of weapons at a cheap price, then there is only one way - to make a fortune.

As we all know, when the Soviet Union collapsed, it left a lot of legacy, the largest of which was arms, and the Russian oligarchs who inherited these properties did not feel sorry for the sale of their fields.

Russia, which is trying its best to make overtures to the West in order to join the Western economy, is eager to cut off both of its hands to show that it is not a threat, and with the official semi-acquiescence, in just a few years after the collapse of the Soviet Union, Russian oligarchs have shipped a large number of weapons and sold an unknown number of weapons produced in Soviet arsenals.

Moreover, they sell what ordinary arms dealers sell, and they dare to sell what ordinary arms dealers dare not sell, not to mention heavy machine guns and rocket launchers, as long as there is enough money, missiles, tanks, and even weapons production lines are enough.

Batman has always been stingy in funding the activities of the Bat family, and most of the time the Bat family does not spend much money, because the equipment they need, the production line of the Batcave can be produced, and there must be raw materials in Batman's warehouse.

As a result, they basically have a lot of savings, and if you take out the balance and look at it, you can not only buy ordinary heavy arms, but even buy a big guy.

If you put the moral bottom line a little bit and make it a little tricky to sneak attack, you can even get a super big guy beyond imagination.

So, the clown lying on the window frame on the second floor stared at the missile launcher exposed after the tarp was removed, and the extraordinary missile warhead on the transport truck behind him, and was completely stunned.

"I'm guilty! I plead guilty!! Come and let Batman throw me in an insane asylum, hurry up!! ”

Behind the fence of the interrogation room of the Gotham Police Station, the handcuffed Joker shook the railing frantically and shouted heartbreakingly: "I want to see Batman, I want to see Batman now!" Hurry up and get him over!! ”

"Hurry up and get Batman, it's too late!!"

Joker: there are crazy people!