The Joker and Spider-Man break up.

On a rainy night, the clown disappears alone at the end of the dark street, like an unspoken person carrying countless tragic stories.

The main thing is that the Joker really doesn't know what to say in the acceptance speech of the good neighbor of Gotham, so he decides to reluctantly leave this award to Spider-Man alone.

Well, it's actually because Spider-Man is so annoying, his art style is not at all the same as this taciturn city, he doesn't just have to talk to the Joker every minute, the Joker doesn't respond to him, he tells his story alone.

The Joker is a person with excellent endurance, as long as he imagines him as a crazy version of Batman, he has all the qualities of Batman, and his willpower is naturally not a problem, and he can endure anything in order to complete his goals.

He planned to wait until Spider-Man had nothing to say, but who would have thought that Spider-Man's short life of more than ten years would have thousands of stories to tell.

When Spider-Man rewinds almost every minute of the details of his life experience and begins to count the life experiences of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, the Joker knows that patience without results is meaningless.

And Spider-Man doesn't just tell the Joker.

When the bicycle falls on the side of the road, he wants to make remarks about the bicycle parked indiscriminately, which is contrary to public order, and may trip people over or even crush the pet dog.

When someone carries a heavy object upstairs, he has to teach people how to exert force at the waist so as not to hurt their muscles, and which leg is easier to go upstairs when carrying heavy objects.

The roof drain was dripping, and he began to talk about the effect of gravitational potential energy on raindrops, as well as the history of metal drain making, the life of the inventor, and the economic background of the era of large-scale use in the United States.

For the first time, the Joker discarded his exploits without any external interference or squeezing out the surplus value, simply because he was simply too annoying.

But abandoning Spider-Man, the Joker can't go through the streets and alleys to find Robin like Spider-Man.

The Joker's super intelligence tells him that Robin's behavior pattern has completely changed, and if he uses the previous behavior pattern, there is a high chance that he will make mistakes, and it will be difficult to fish them out in the same way as before.

When the Joker returns to the Clown Gang and discovers that Harley Quinn is not there, he sends a message to all of them, asking them to find Robins in Gotham.

As a result, before anyone could hear from the people who were looking for it, Batman's second Robin, Jason Todd, blasted open the door of the Jokers with a howitzer.

"Listen to the people inside! From today onwards, we've taken over everything Nottingham Street, join the family or die! ”

When the red hood and the clown who rushed in stared wide-eyed, they were both stunned.

"Clown ?!!"

The Joker thought that Red Hood would rush up and grab him by the collar and throw him against the wall and punch him a few times, so he didn't run or move.

But the red hood stared at the clown in surprise and said, "Joker? How did you end up here? I've heard people say it's the territory of the gangsters, huh? ”

Then Red Hood looked around and found a lot of smiling graffiti and a graffiti spray painting with the image of a clown in the center of the wall, revealing an expression of sudden realization, and when he looked at the clown again, his eyes were a little wrong.

"So you're also a gangster?!"

“…… This is not a gangster! ”

"But you're their boss, they all listen to you, and then you commit crimes together, isn't this a gang?"

"They're just cannon fodder for me to recruit!"

"Gangsters are cannon fodder!"

When the words fell, the red hood put away the bazooka he was carrying on his shoulder, shook the leg that did not support the center of gravity with a slightly hooligan, touched his nose with his hand and said.

"Your Excellency Godfather said that to be a gangster, you must first have a broad mind, in this case, I don't care about the little you did before, you and your subordinates follow us, how about it?"

"You...... Batman ......"

"What the hell are you doing? How do you know Batman, you can't live without Batman, right? Hurry up and give a sentence, do you want to do it?! ”

The Joker's mood right now can be summed up as - what he says is my words!

After the initial shock, the clown took a deep breath and came back to his senses, crossed his arms and looked at the red hood in front of him and said, "What the hell are you doing?" Batman's serious, stinky face is finally driving you crazy?! ”

"As you can see, we've just formed a gangster family in Gotham City." Red Hood shrugged his shoulders as if he was just talking about what he had eaten this morning, he cocked the bazooka and pestle it into the ground, glared at the clown and said, "Don't change the subject, you are the last gangster on this street, get you guys and this street will be in our hands." ”

"For the sake of your old acquaintance, I'll ask one last time, do you want to do it?!"

The clown was about to say something, but his group of unusually mentally clown fans couldn't bear it anymore, and saw a man rush out from behind a pile of discarded cans, shouting strange language and shooting at this side with a gun.

Immediately after listening to "boom boom", "bang bang bang", "whoosh", suddenly, the whole clown gang became the scene of the gang fire, ten minutes later, Jason and Hallie brought people to clean up the scene, and happened to meet Harley, the harley girl who usually passed by.

The Harley Quinn stood in front of the street and stared blankly at the strange pile of charred black wreckage in front of her, and there was only one sentence in her heart - what about my family???

Harley looked at Harley Harley, who looked exactly like her own but dressed like a punk parrot, and had only one sentence in her heart - who is this???

At the same time, the clown, who slipped away unscathed, swallowed back into his stomach the words that he agreed to do with the red hood, and the gangster was simply rude! Nothing aesthetically pleasing!

Immediately afterward, the Joker arrives at the Gotham Police Station, but this time he doesn't turn himself in, and he is more sure that he will convince the Penguins, who are now behind bars, to figure out what the hell is going on.

As a result, he overheard Gordon on the phone from a government official on the second-floor balcony, revealing that the Penguins had just been fished out, and that it was Gotham's new gangster family, the Neville family, who had fished him.

As soon as the word Neville came out, what else did the clown not understand?

It was at this moment that the Joker suddenly realized that this could be the most super-invincible gigantic fun Gotham had ever seen.

Because the clown only realized at this time that these teenagers didn't suddenly go crazy, they really realized something.

They are even willing to put down their serious moral bottom line for the sake of this ridiculous gangster cause, and go to bribe and take bribes to catch criminals in the police station.

And now he actually wasted his time stopping Robin, instead of rushing to Batman's side immediately, paying full attention to his every move and every expression, and watching this huge fun that could subvert Gotham with Batman?

The Joker climbed out of the balcony of the Gotham Police Station almost with his hands and feet, and then came to the Batcave as fast as he could, standing outside the Batcave like Spider-Man banging on the door.

"Open the door! Open the door! Is there anybody? Is Batman not at home? Hurry up and open the door! ”

When Batman opened the door, he saw that the Joker was standing outside, and there was no surprise, because he had already seen the Joker's traces in the surveillance room.

The Joker gave Batman a big smile, he clasped his hands, winked at Batman and said, "Robins have been busy lately, right?" ”

"What do you want to do?" Batman said, narrowing his eyes.

Batman's tone was as if the Joker cared about Robin's whereabouts and wanted to do something to Robins, and he heard the Joker say it.

"It seems that the new Robin doesn't like to be around you very much, but I have a good candidate to recommend to you."

“…… Who? ”

"Me, what do you think?"

The Joker didn't let go of the shock in Batman's eyes, but he did really recommend himself.

Not only because this is the fun of watching Batman up close, but also because Batman is the only one who has the same intelligence as him, can talk to him about brainwaves, knows him very well, rarely talks without annoying, and can integrate the audience and the protagonist as one.

The Joker's real idea is that only Batman deserves to be with him to watch this huge fun.

Taunt Robin, question Robin, understand Robin, and become Robin.

Batman took a deep breath, but he still let go of his body a little and greeted the Joker into the Batcave with a serious expression.

He didn't have the mind to guess what the Joker was thinking, he just hoped that if he could drag the culprit by his side, maybe he would have fewer conspiracies against Robins and his children would be safer, as Batman always chose.

As soon as Batman turned around, he saw the Joker slumped on the only couch in the Batcave, holding a pillow in one hand and slamming Jason's unfinished snack in the other—he was much more at ease than Robin.

But it's not unreasonable, every time Robin comes to the Batcave, either to get training, or to quarrel with Batman, all the snacks that can't be eaten are because, the atmosphere was good at the beginning, and when he stayed, he would quarrel, and then he would throw snacks and leave.

The Joker leaned back on the couch and clicked on the potato chips, and said to Batman with a mouth full of potato chip dregs, "Where's your huge screen?" Move out, I just put the camera you set up in the Clown Gang base on the little guy with the red hood, can you get the line right, right? ”

Batman stood silently for a moment, and soon, a huge projection screen appeared in the hall, the Joker slumped on the couch eating snacks, and Batman stood in the shadows behind him, fully armed.

To the Joker's surprise, the first image that appears on the screen is not a hail of gunfire, but a table with the red hood as the first-person view.

The table was a bit messy, there was an unloaded gun on it, parts were scattered all over the place, but in the very center of the table was a letter, and the letter had just been opened.

The surveillance footage zooms out a little further, and Batman discovers that Red Hood is standing behind a chair, and on top of it is Red Robin, who is reaching for the ink of his pen.

Red Robin picked up his pen and wrote on a new piece of paper, looking like he was going to reply to someone, but the letter was already halfway written, so he couldn't see what the title was, and the red hood was shaking like ADHD, and he could barely read the contents of the letter.

But Batman still used his amazing dynamic vision to capture the last words and the name of the recipient when he signed the payment.

“…… According to the plan, the conquest of Nottingham Street is going very well, our next target is ElBaradei Street, thank you very much for your careful answers and guidance, and look forward to hearing from Sicily, God will always bless you.

To His Excellency Godfather, Carmen Falcone, ”

Tsutendai!