Chapter 33, to eat people!

The old man was dressed in a shabby and wide robe, which was full of black holes, and his feet were wearing a pair of broken shoes with exposed toes, which looked very embarrassed, but his spirit was extremely full, and his eyes were shining, and a kind of complex feelings of his father and mother who had not seen his son for more than ten years and the starving ghost had seen meat that he had not seen for many years appeared on his face, which seemed extremely distorted, but the excitement and excitement could be presented in this distortion.

He opened his hands and smiled, his mental illness relapsed, and he was so excited that he ran out of the broken house in some hysterics.

Is it completely down to the ranks of madmen? Qi Youdao's brows furrowed, and he hurriedly wanted to find a place to hide. But I found that my arms and legs couldn't move. He swept the other three with his peripheral vision, and found that they were also frowning, gritting their teeth and trying to shake their bodies.

The old man came to the four of them in a blink of an eye, and hugged Qi Youdao. His excited tears couldn't be stopped, and he said with tears in his voice and choked up: "I've been waiting for you, I didn't expect that in so many years, you will remember the past." You're my savior!" he said and sang affectionately. "Holding hard bones in my hands, tears can't stop flowing down, life in a broken house is really boring, and I ...... confused all day long"

In the blink of an eye, Qi Youdao's back was wet, and his snot and tears were mixed together, which was very disgusting. While the old man was humming, he made a difficult decision: to tell the old man the truth.

Qi Youdao shook his hand and found that he could move freely, so he pushed the old man away, pressed his shoulder, and said solemnly: "You guys stay away, if the old man is mad and the situation is not good, you can run! Take her home often when you have time!"

It's not certain that you can't live today! If you live today, you won't be able to live tomorrow, and you still care about so many idle things! Wu Chen nodded, and said sadly: "Brother Qi, why do you say this, although the old gentleman is in high spirits, he can be regarded as having some friendship with you, how can he say that he will eat?" Although he said so, he still took the bear child and Wan Fangyi and quickly retreated.

The bear child naturally didn't want Qi Youdao to suffer alone, but the old man was crazy, and the possibility of reasoning with him was still very low. She hesitated, so that Wanchen beside her lost his patience, grabbed her waist, and pulled her back. The strength of the bear child naturally couldn't resist the pull of Wanchen, and quickly retreated to the side.

The old man didn't pay attention to the abnormal behavior of the few people present, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and face, and said with a smile: "Tell me quickly! Who are you?"

Qi Youdao said with some embarrassment: "I am Qi Youdao, I fled here, and someone wants to hunt me down." ”

The smile on the old man's face suddenly froze, and then a look of indifference and irritability appeared. He squinted at Qi Youdao, and said coldly: "So you haven't recovered your memory, and you're here to die?"

Qi Youdao defended: "I was chased here by a group of strongmen, and I will be killed soon, remembering the great task you arranged for me to recover my memory, in order to have a chance to remember who I am, I have to come here, please do me a favor." ”

The old man smiled disdainfully and mocked: "Little friend, don't talk nonsense in front of me. Since you are here to send you to death, I don't have to be polite!" As he said that, he stretched out his hand, and Qi Youdao flew up involuntarily, and his neck was stuck in the palm of the old man's hand.

The arm was stretched out slightly effortlessly, and Qi Youdao's weight was not a matter to him at all. The old man said very longingly: "I haven't eaten people for a long time." I used to eat some gods and demons, and you ordinary and casual mortals probably don't taste better. I'm going to do it!"

Qi Youdao was helpless, only hoping that after the old man took a bite this time, he would be able to remember some familiar taste again.

The old man's mouth was wide, revealing a row of smooth and neat front teeth, and four sharp and cold canine teeth. This tooth mouth, not a single tooth is missing, and there are no symptoms of gingivitis periodontitis, which is very enviable. With his mouth wide open, the old man's head slowly came up, but at the same time his body did not move. His neck supported his head like an elastic plasticine. He stretched his neck in a way that was impossible for humans to do, like a hanged man with his neck stretched.

Wu Xia and Wan Chen's eyes widened, and they looked at this strange scene in surprise and concentration, and the leader and three members of the Human God Sect in the distance also probed their divine senses here, staring at them carefully.

The bear child was anxious and shouted, "Old man, stop, don't hurt my father-in-law." As she spoke, she struggled to break free from Wan Yi's embrace.

The old man was slightly stunned, and squinted at the bear child, but he did not show any sympathy and pity. didn't care about anything, he cast his gaze on Qi Youdao's neck, and his big mouth still slowly leaned forward.

The bear child shouted and screamed, and struggled even harder. The old man's neurotic temperament made her particularly unconfident, and she struggled several times without success, and couldn't help but feel a disgust for Wanchen who was holding her from behind. "The kids are going to burp, if you don't go up and help the handle, forget it, why are you holding me. What the hell are you doing here? Are all good things you say like farts?"

What kind of excitement are you making?!Wan Chen complained in his heart, added strength to his hand, and at the same time comforted: "Don't worry, it's okay!"

Wuxia also made a painful struggle in his heart, with a sad and helpless face and gritted his teeth, the tears in the corners of his eyes couldn't stop flowing, and at the same time, his hands were clenched into fists and trembled slightly, looking like he wanted to rush forward. Of course, he still stood still.

In the blink of an eye, the old man stuck his mouth on Qi Youdao's neck. His face was expressionless, there was no trace of hesitation on his face, there was not the slightest hesitation, and it seemed that there was no psychological burden on the matter of cannibalism. However, just as the old man was about to bite down, he suddenly withdrew his head and returned to his normal appearance, and then he said disapprehantly: "You really plan to eat! If you dare to eat, I will strip naked and run naked around the world." ”

The old man suddenly showed a vicious expression and threatened: "You run naked, try it! I eat whoever I like, and I still need you to take care of it! ”

Then he showed a happy appearance, grabbed the clothes on his body, and said happily while trying to tear them: "Let me come." It's been a long time since I've run naked, and I miss it very much. If you want to be naked, you can run if you want, where is there so much nonsense!"

Then he reverted to his vicious appearance, and quickly let go of his grip on his clothes. "Oops, old man, I won't let you get away with it. ”

But the hand did not seem to listen to him, and as soon as he left his clothes, he grabbed them again. The old man coldly threatened: "If you still plan to eat people, I will not interfere." Your ragged clothes can't stand the tearing, and you'll have to run naked in a while. If you want me to help, you'd better let that guy go!"

The old man was a little unconvinced, gritted his teeth and said, "Your father's, I can't control you anymore!" As he spoke, he threw away Qi Youdao, took out his free hand, and grabbed the hand that was tearing his clothes.

The two hands were fighting each other, swaying left and right, tearing out the clothes from time to time, and the old man shivered as if he was cramping, and at the same time the dust under his feet was flying, as if he had drunk and danced, and he jumped back and forth.

While performing a strange avant-garde convulsion and tearing clothes, the old man's mouth was not idle, and he shouted scolding. "Who do you think you are?" "If I knew I was still here!!" "Your uncle!" "Your uncle!" "Your brother-in-law!" ......

When he was about to go through the greetings of all the uncles and aunts and the younger elders, the tattered clothes on the old man's body finally couldn't support it. The wide robe quickly slid down, and in the blink of an eye, it was in a critical position.

At this moment, the old man suddenly returned to normal from the cramps and tremors, and grabbed the clothes with both hands. Luckily, he was fast enough to finally grab his clothes before he left.

It seems that no matter how nice it sounds, the old man is still very cautious about running naked. At the same time, everyone also found that the old man was not wearing any underwear or underwear except for his robe, and he could run naked after taking off his robe. Sure enough, he is a man of temperament, and he is very arrogant. If this is a strange woman with such a good quality, she must be loved by perverts and hooligans.

With a sigh of relief, the old man said unwillingly: "Even if you are ruthless, I won't eat him." After saying this, he regained his kind expression, lifted his clothes up casually, lowered his head, and quickly tied the remaining strips of cloth with a pair of dexterous and rough hands. After some repairs, the clothes were finally able to be hung on their bodies.

After tidying up his clothes, the old man raised his head and said happily: "I came out in a bit of a hurry today, and I found a robe temporarily. After all, I was so happy to see Qi Youdao coming. It's a pity, Qi Youdao, you really disappointed me too much!" said and sighed as if he hated iron and steel.

Dare to love you in the house, in addition to playing hanging, you are playing naked, and you don't get dressed until you go out. Thinking of this, Qi Youdao couldn't help but feel very sympathetic and caring: "The old man lives alone all day, so he must be very lonely!"

The old man smiled disapprerovingly: "It's okay, if you get used to it, you won't feel any loneliness." Besides, I'm not alone! Old man, I do a lot of amateur activities to entertain myself, and I will transform! Hang myself! Run naked! It's very interesting! I'll transform first!" After saying that, his arms and legs swayed straight, as if they were falling apart, and he swayed greatly. While swaying, his mouth shouted excitedly: "Transform! ha......"