December 17th.

Happiness Island, Tian'en District, Tian'en TV.

"I would say that the untouchables are too unconscious."

The man with a big belly snorted, and reluctantly contained his fat and bloated body into the sofa: "They obviously have channels to buy firearms, but they are unwilling to manage their finances and buy inside information; I have the time and energy to follow the Brokers to make trouble everywhere, but they refuse to work overtime...... Hmm, remember to pinch this part. ”

The TV couch was too small for the man...... The sofa, which used to be very spacious for two people, seems to have become a single sofa at the moment.

It squeaks, creating a terrifying deformation visible to the naked eye. There is even concern about whether the spring under the couch will burst and pierce the body of the man above.

The host "Emperor" was originally called tall.

But in front of the fat man who was two meters eight tall, he was so short that he looked like a dwarf. If you open your mouth, you can even bite off the emperor's head in one bite.

Because this man has an extremely rare spiritual relative like baleen whales.

The mouth of the face takes up a considerable part of the face, and even the bright red lipstick is applied, as if it has just eaten the corpse. When you laugh, it's as exaggerated as the expression in a funny comic.

"We're here live, Mr. 'Brush Your Teeth'."

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The emperor reminded tactfully.

Combing his teeth only shrugged his shoulders and let out a loud burst of laughter: "Oh, of course I do!" It's a joke...... Well, it doesn't seem that interesting. Are you interesting, you say? ”

"I think there's a lot of room for your joke to go up. Here's my comment as an insider. ”

In the face of the emperor's sarcasm, he just smiled.

He let out a deep voice with its own reverberation, and raised an eyebrow pleasantly, "Upside - ah, I like that word." People just have to have enough room to rise. If there is no room for growth, people will go crazy.

"A young man's ambition is like fire and vine. If the lid is closed and that ambition is suffocated, nothing but black ashes remain. I know, of course I do......

"You know, I was self-made - I think you've seen it, Mr. 'Emperor'. My two autobiographies. ”

"Of course. "I Didn't Go to College" and "Clench Your Fists, Grit Your Teeth", I love them. ”

The emperor nodded calmly, and the corners of the man's mouth were slightly raised with gray hair.

He didn't care about this man's identity as the chairman and founder of the "Whale Swallow Food Company...... As the oldest hero of Happy Island and the first-line host, he has such confidence.

The old emperor made a bitter and humorous comment: "I gave my first book as a collection of sick sentences to my daughter who was in junior high school.

In fact, it took her two full weeks to get it right. So much so that I was reluctant to give her the second one - I think the training volume is large enough. I feel a little sorry for her. ”

"Oh, seriously. That girl did a better job than my editor. ”

Combing his teeth smiled disapprehantly: "You should really look at my second book." You will find that it is grammatically very different from the first one, as if it was not written by the same person. ”

"So it's really?"

"Of course not. It's just that I spent a lot of money and hired a good editor. ”

Comb Tooth laughed, his crimson lips open to reveal his thin comb teeth: "He complained to me that he almost rewrote the book for me. But he knew that the poor sour dog just wanted more money. So I gave him three times the amount he was paid – the originally negotiated price was a house in an apartment building in the Compass District. And I gave him the opposite door, the upstairs and the upstairs opposite door of the suite. He immediately didn't complain, and even wanted to hug me.

"He loved me more than his father. But I know he loves nothing more than my money. ”

Among the many challenges and obstacles encountered in the life of combing his teeth, the contempt and irony for his education level are the weakest among them.

It's better to say that Combing is not ashamed of this, but proud: "I didn't go to college...... In retrospect, I was too conservative at the time.

"Didn't I go to college? I didn't even graduate from the church school.

"But I thought about it...... The acceptance of the foolish people is limited. If I say 'I didn't go to college' in the title, they'll think, 'Ah, am I okay with that?' After all, they're about the same level, or a little higher than me. But if I write 'I didn't even graduate from elementary school', they'll laugh at – where is this retarded child, and then dismiss it?

"It's like I wrote it in a book – I didn't go to college, but that doesn't mean I'm mentally retarded. I'm very smart.

"In fact, I didn't make it to primary school. Just because I beat my classmates up one by one. ”

Hearing this, he smiled contemptuously: "He thought I was going to submit to those teachers' dogs. But I won't, I've knocked out at least one of everyone's teeth. He also beat the teacher one by one, and the most ruthless one broke three of his ribs.

"Oh yes. When I was in elementary school, I was already 1.9 meters...... In fact, I actually kept my hand. Because I've calmed down after beating the first person, but I thought - since I beat one, it's better to be fair and beat them all. And when I beat up all the students I saw, I thought that since I was definitely going to be expelled from school, I might as well beat up the teacher.

"Honestly, it was quite challenging. Especially our PE teacher – although as a sports practitioner he can't hold a high level of prosthetic modification. But he was strong and agile enough, and that was the first challenge of my life. It is said that the math teacher I beat me up was his girlfriend, so the man was angry and wanted to beat me up, but unfortunately I beat him to a coma first. He gave me three heavy punches to the chin, but I held on. I didn't dare to hit him in the weakness, so I hit him in the ribs. One punch broke one, and the third hit poked him in the lungs. I saw pink foam coming out of his mouth and didn't continue to attack him.

"Really, again. I actually kept my cool enough at the time...... I don't have any hatred for him, or I may still owe him something. After all, I knocked his girlfriend unconscious, and if he didn't do anything, he would lose his dignity as a man.

"Unfortunately, our principal and school manager are never in the school. Otherwise, I'd like to beat them up...... But just think about it. Even though I was only eight years old at the time, no one would blame an eight-year-old boy for beating all the teachers unconscious with his bare hands. But the big guys are unreasonable, and they're really angry, and their bodyguards will really give me a shot...... Just like that Broker assassin the other day. ”

He brushed his teeth and patted his thick belly.

It barely jitters – that's almost solid. Muscle and fat are mixed together to make the best armor.

"Seriously, I wasn't that fat back then. If you really want to give me a shot, maybe my stomach will burst.

"But now...... Ordinary bullets may not really hurt me. ”

Seeing him start boasting about his childhood again, the emperor's expression became a little calmer.

But soon, the expression on the emperor's face changed.

Because he combed his teeth and chuckled, he mentioned the name he was familiar with:

"But I have to say, talent—I think the difference in spirit relatives can of course be regarded as a talent gap. The gap in talent is irreparable, and it is born noble...... For example, elves. The high and low of the race is clear at a glance.

"—For example, the 'ultramarine' that is currently on fire. Do you really think this is a civilian hero? ”

Combing his teeth and grinning, he smiled maliciously: "I don't think so.

"He is much luckier than me and more than you. in every sense.

"You know what? He wasn't a commoner at all, but a close relative of the director of the head office. ”