"Let me go, I can give you invincible strength in the world. I'm a quasi-god, a person who is only one step away from ascending to the sky, and if it weren't for the special environment of the 'Ascending Festival', it would be impossible for all the secret keepers in the entire city to stop me. ”

"Hehe, will this keep me alive until next year?"

Strength or something? Can you eat it? Don't always want to fight and kill, now is a civilized and harmonious society.

“....... I can give you the wealth that you have accumulated over the millennia, and I can make your life like an emperor. ”

"Haha, will this keep me alive until next year?"

It's very attractive to die if you're addicted.,But that's it.,I'm just an ordinary otaku.,It costs a few dollars to play games and watch anime.,Is it more fragrant to invite a group of maids to pretend to be sisters to play games....... Uh, it seems that you can really try, can you keep accounts, the kind that will be paid after half a year.

“....... I can teach you the spell of infatuation and let you have the lover of your dreams. No, I can directly elevate your charm so that mortal women can't resist your temptation! ”

"Tsk, will this make me survive next year?"

Ha, the three-dimensional girl? Not interested...... Definitely not because you don't want to drag other people down.

“........ Road Ping'an, don't always be half a year and a half! I'll tell you honestly, the 'countdown to life' is the price you pay for your abilities, your own curse on yourself, and no one can save you, not even the Great Mother of Life. You change the conditions, money, beauty, and power are fine, you let go of me, otherwise after half a year, you will die and I will come out. You, mortal, always have someone to care about, relatives, friends......."

"Tsk, will this keep you alive until next year?"

Thanks for the reminder! I almost forgot.

"Isn't that okay..... Wait! What do you mean by 'you', you're going to take me away when you die?! We have no grievances ......"

As she spoke, Chrissy's voice became smaller and smaller, and she was also dizzy, originally she may have been innocent and hateless, but if this threat continues, won't the hatred be greater.

"Don't make noise! Excuse me from playing the game! ”

At this time, Lu Ping'an was lying in his small room, locking the door, the computer was frantically downloading, and the TV was also playing games.

He's super busy.,On the one hand, there are game consoles and new games that have been in stock for half a year.,On the other hand, there are classic anime and new accumulation.,And on the other hand,It's the food that you want to eat but don't dare to eat these days.。

The floor was already full of empty carbonated jars of the "King of Impurity", and he fried chicken thighs in one hand, ice cream in the other, and his chin was full of oil, and from time to time he said something really fragrant.

How would a person who would most likely die in half a year approach life?

Will he try to face the cruel fate with a smile, will he seize every second to create a brilliant life, or will he ......

"I touched it, it was rotten, and I couldn't roll it! Since everything will be finished in half a year, why don't you live the rest of your life easily. ”

There may be heroes who are about to die tomorrow, and they can still shine brightly today, but obviously, Lu Ping'an is just an ordinary person.

Character and consciousness are shaped by experience and memory, Lu Ping'an in his previous life was just a mortal, a salted fish who tried to jump but still didn't jump out of the pond.

"This ability is great, although it can't save my life, but it has temporarily freed me from my illness, and I can be refreshed."

"Ha, I didn't put it, I can hang up experience if I don't move, how can I call it a pendulum, I just hang up to collect experience."

So, the salted fish road was happily put on the table.

"It's so cool, the iced Coke is so cool, woo woo, I haven't touched it for half a year........ By the way, Chrissy, I really have something you need to help me with. ”

Suddenly, Lu Ping'an stopped, hesitated for a moment, and asked.

"What desire do mortals? Whether it is strength or wealth, I can give ......"

Chrissy was instantly pleasantly surprised, this was the first time she was actively summoned by the "master", could she still be saved?

“........ I'm embarrassed to say it, but I do have a bit of a need. ”

"Hehe, you really changed your mind?! I have seen a lot of the greedy desires of mortals, which is the nature of human beings and the cornerstone of the evolution of civilization. You say, except for 'half a year', I can satisfy you! ”

Hearing this, Lu Ping'an breathed a sigh of relief, it is indeed good to have a "portable grandfather" who is easy to talk to, and I don't know if the other traverser protagonists have also encountered their own embarrassment.

"Great, my desire is simple and a little hard to say."

"Haha, no matter how ugly the human desire is, I have seen it, you have seen my festival and my secret realm, open the high-sounding human skin, and see what demons and monsters are inside, it is my greatest pleasure. Come, let me see what ugly and filthy desires you have in your heart! Humanity is a treasure chest of lust and greed. Come, let me see what ugly and filthy desires lie beneath your mortal exterior......."

Lu Ping'an took a deep breath, this thing really can't be released to harm people, and he must remember to take her away when he leaves, but now, he did ask her to do a favor and meet his unbearable needs......

“...... That,I'm going to read the book.,Can you avoid it? ”

"What? Book? What's that? ”

"Chriss" looked confused, is this some kind of new riddle or fable?

"It is a treasure of humanity, the tenth art of the new era, the crystallization of love and beauty created by artists who risk going to prison, and it is ...... Well, I can't make it up, so I'll show you. ”

As he spoke, Lu Ping'an turned on the display, clicked on the folder that was being downloaded, and then opened a subfolder......

“......... Mankind! %......&%*, play my ,......."

A bunch of angry emotions and messy characters filled his heart, Lu Ping'an directly blocked it with the authority of the "master", and then really clicked on the .jpg, and after a while, he opened the contact line again, and sure enough, it was as quiet as the sea, and it had been hung up over there.

"Tsk, it's finally quiet, mortals all day long, life desires or something, the second middle school disease hasn't graduated yet, the most annoying thing is that it's forcibly bound, and there's no stopping all day long......."

In a sense, Chriss-chan is dead, and after the failure of the enthronement ceremony, she has encountered a headwind and lost everything.

However, because Lu Ping'an inherited her "world", the secret realm lost its source and should have collapsed, and that world needed a machine spirit stabilizer, so she retained her soul, and she became Lu Ping'an's possessed spirit..... Portable old man.

It's just that the suggestion of this "portable grandfather" is obviously not good.

“...... Go to the sacrificial ceremony and get a few thousand sacrifices to make the mother goddess happy and be able to live more....... I'm a fool. Do you still say that you have lived for hundreds of years and have been sleeping again? ”

Nowadays, the relationship between Lu Ping'an and Chrissy is quite delicate, and in a sense, it can be regarded as "living and dying together".

is that once Chrissy's existence is revealed to the outside world, Lu Ping'an is dead, and she also follows the kind of "co-birth" that is gone.

And once Lu Ping'an is sure that he can't live, he will definitely take Chriss-chan with him to "die together".

But from another point of view, she has completely bound Lu Ping'an, and she can't do without the "courtyard", isolated from the outside world, and has become the only existence that Lu Ping'an can tell the truth and ask for opinions.

"Blood sacrifices, potions, forbidden things, there is no problem with the information given by Xia Qin, Chrissy is really a cult leader."

But now, Chrissy's suggestion, either aimed at killing herself, or turning herself into an enemy of humanity, could not be believed a word.

The more she was tempted, the more she let Lu Ping'an be more guarded against her.

"Sure enough, this 'eagle' still needs to stay up for a while....... Let's do it yourself, I can't believe her opinion at all. ”

Lu Ping'an is a newcomer who has just stepped into the transcendent world, or a traveler who lacks "common sense" in another world, and he really needs a guide.

Follow Sister Xia's arrangement step by step? Too slow, he didn't have that time.

With such a quasi-god-level "old man" to guide and help open the hanging, Lu Ping'an also felt that his survival rate would be higher.

But now the master and servant are still in the "run-in period", and they both want to grind each other to death......

During this period, Lu Ping'an did not want to expose too much of his needs, and tossed the other party to "boil" each other, so as to facilitate the long-term relationship in the future.

How could a quasi-god look up to mortals, she needed a little time to get used to the reversal of master and slave.

Humiliation, playing, and molesting are the "feasts" prepared by Lu Ping'an for her, helping her quickly figure out her current position, figure out who is the boss, and also help her vent her inner anxiety and unhappiness........ After the outburst, you will always be sensible, ha, and it may be more explosive.

"She's not stupid, she should understand after a few more tosses....... It depends on when you really calm down, and then it's time to communicate. ”

Put away the game console, take out the school bag on the side, and start preparing for today's homework.

He put it up, but not completely, some things he really wanted to play and eat, and some of them were just for Chriss-chan who took the initiative to contact him.

Asking for nothing and not caring can you have more advantages and initiative in negotiations.

No, she began to take the initiative to set conditions for herself, she was in a hurry!

"Although the time is very tight, the eagle is in a hurry, so let's tease her for a month. It's also funny to see her constantly angry but unable to bite me. ”

Xia Qin and the relevant departments put forward a request for Lu Ping'an - "orderly and positive growth and progress under the supervision of official organizations." ”

But Lu Ping'an does not have the habit of entrusting the future to fate and others.

“...... Of the city's six first-class 'night watchman training schools', only one is public, and with my current level, it is almost impossible to be admitted. ”

If you can't pass the "official appointing body" and get more autonomy, it's not a matter of waiting for another half a year.

Now Lu Ping'an's movement is restricted, and he has to report when he goes out to buy vegetables, which is in a hurry to go out and have fun in a limited time...... It seems that finding a way to survive is a matter of life and death.

opened the professional materials and teaching materials that Sister Xia got again, and Lu Ping'an knew that he probably couldn't handle it by himself through normal channels.

"Three-year college entrance examination, five-year simulation, and ten-year professional secret-keeper qualification examination questions. 》

This is really no title party, open the booklet, densely packed with words and pictures, and it's really a college entrance examination exercise.

The volume of a schoolbag, the thickness of six dictionaries piled together, is only a mock monthly exam for the first year of high school.

Runner? Watchman? Beast trainers? Don't keep staring at the big hits, what's right for you is the best! How to choose the best starting point for you from 53 common paths based on your Awakened abilities! 》

Ha, fifty-three ways? Just do the math, at least a thousand abilities and class skills? It is not possible to do it in a short period of time, and it also requires a variety of practical understanding and experience, and it is best to have a professional tutor to explain it to you.

"Secret Realm Survival Rules (Beginner Edition): Survive the Sky and Mix to the Ability Awakening to Win. 》

You're useless! Master, you've awakened! What? You also have to enter the exam paper, and it is very difficult, you need to answer application questions and situational essays, I %&......%!

These books, which should be classified as fantasy, have a book number and a cover, are obviously a tool series of regular publishing houses, and even textbooks for special "college entrance examinations".

As a traverser, he is completely incapable of basic theory, and even a lot of "common sense" is not good, while other candidates have been preparing for at least half a year, and they are only ...... away from the special college entrance examination

"Fifteen days, it's not enough to just turn over the book......... It seems that it is necessary to find a few more new leeks, preferably the kind of ripe leeks that will move on their own.