Chapter 1982: U: Beyond the Great Event (71)
As the saying goes, it is difficult for a clean official to judge family affairs, in essence, because people will unconsciously beautify their behavior in words, and no matter how powerful the judge is, it is impossible for people to tell the truth completely, so it is inevitable that the public will say that the public is reasonable, and the mother-in-law will say that the mother-in-law is reasonable.
But it is too difficult to determine who is justified, and it is precisely because both sides understand this that they dare to lie unscrupulously.
However, there is an artifact in the DC universe that can be called a housework, and that is the Lasso of Truth.
When Bruce learns from Diana in his universe that she has such a good thing, he often lends the Lasso of Mantra to settle family disputes.
For example, who stole someone's stuff from Jason and Tim, whether Dick's homework book was bitten by Aisha, and who brought the beating cabbage to the school and sent the principal to the hospital.
In his extensive experience, Bruce has found that the Lasso of Truth is not very useful for asking questions that are too complex, because there are many ways to answer the truth, even if it is not a lie.
However, it is unimaginable that the effect of the mantra lasso is good because there are only two answers, yes and no, so there is no possibility of blurring the focus, so as long as the question is asked properly, the answer with an accuracy rate of almost 100% can be obtained.
Wonder Woman gestured to Bruce with her eyes, and Bruce was ready to start asking questions.
"Do you understand each other?"
"Yes." "Yes."
Lord Superman replied first, and Batman replied later, apparently Batman is more resistant to the Lasso of Shingrum.
"Do you think the other person understands you?"
"No." "No."
Wonder Woman immediately frowned.
"Are you willing to understand each other?"
"Yes." "Yes."
"Do you feel like you have the ability to understand each other?"
"No." "Yes."
For the first time, the answer was divided, and the answer given by Lord Superman to this question was yes, that is, he felt that he was willing to understand Batman, but he was not capable of understanding Batman.
Batman, on the other hand, is willing to understand Superman and feels that he is capable of understanding Superman.
It seems that this is the crux of the matter, Bruce looks at Wonder Woman and says, "Do you think Batman is difficult to understand?" ”
Wonder Woman thought about it very seriously and said, "I don't think Batman is easy for anyone to understand. ”
"Have you ever tried it?"
"I've thought about it, but I rarely come to helpful conclusions, and most of the time, Batman surprises me."
So Bruce asked again.
"Batman, have you ever tried to get them to understand you?"
"Yes."
Both Lord Superman and Wonder Woman were stunned.
"When?" Wonder Woman asked incredulously.
"All the time." Batman replied calmly.
Wonder Woman glanced at the lasso on their bodies again, as if to determine if it was true, but she still lost to her common sense, and under the lasso of the truth, it was impossible to lie.
"Of course you'll think there's something wrong with the expression." Bruce sighed and said, "Because Batman's expression is really unique. ”
Lord Superman and Wonder Woman stop talking, and finally decide to forgive the young Batman's glorification of Batman's behavior and his inaccurate use of words.
However, when the transmission of information is invalid, it is necessary to check not only the output but also the input.
Bruce snapped his fingers, then looked at Lord Superman and asked, "Do you ever feel that Batman is trying to make you understand him?" ”
This time the lord Superman was silent for a long time, and the noose of the mantra did not tighten, as if to recognize what he was thinking about.
"Perhaps, I have an intuition, a very vague feeling, very unclear, I always think it is my delusion."
"Have you responded?"
"Of course, but it doesn't seem to work."
Bruce touched his chin and looked at the two of them, and Wonder Woman walked over and touched him with her elbow and said, "Why don't you ask if they really think of each other as friends or something?" ”
"Because you don't have to ask obvious questions."
Bruce thought for a moment and then said to himself, "Why didn't that happen in that universe?" ”
This is the root cause of his conclusion that the lords Superman and Diana also have problems, as this does not seem to be the case with Batman in the main universe.
He had heard about the universe from the children who had traveled to the main universe and from Schiller, and through his observations of Batman in the main universe, Bruce was determined that he was much sicker than the Batman of the universe.
But although the justice league of that universe is only a prototype, after experiencing a big Darkseid incident, there are no differences, although the cooperation between each other still needs to be run-in, but there is surprisingly no problem getting along.
Bruce went through in his mind what Lord Superman had said and the general situation of this universe, and he felt as if he had a clue, but he was just barely grasping the point.
This is the key case material for his Ph.D. application, but there can be no problems, Bruce thought, thinking about what the problem is.
But all the behaviors and even details of the Lord Superman and Batman, down to the tone of a sentence and an action and a look, all went through in my mind, and after repeated analysis and refinement, I still felt like I was stuck in my throat, and I was a chess player.
In the end, Bruce still had to resort to psychoanalysis, which he was not good at at all, but the so-called book was hated less when it was used, and when he had to analyze it, he found that he could not analyze it at all, and he could not say that he had read and memorized it by heart, but that he had returned it all to the teacher.
Bruce wanted to ask for help from the sidelines, but the problem was that Irving was not on the team now, there was no way to contact him for the time being, and if this phone call came, his PhD application would have to be rejected more than 70 times.
Suddenly, Bruce thought of a solution.
He said to Wonder Woman, "You watch the two of them first, tell them not to move, and I'll be back later." ”
"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to flip through the books."
With that, Bruce walked into the house, and after making sure that the three outside couldn't see him at all, Bruce recited the incantation.
The three people outside the house only saw a holy light falling from the sky, but it disappeared in an instant, and all three of them widened their eyes in surprise.
Bruce is back in heaven.
Bruce has discovered that the Dou Realm may be a place stuck between two worlds, but its authority is not clearly higher than the supreme existence of the two worlds, so it can only be said that it has been authorized to hold a networking event.
Therefore, the superpowers of the heroes of the two realms can be used here, so the personality of the Bruce Angel is still valid, and no one can stop an angel from returning to heaven.
Bruce read the note and went back to the city, but instead of going to heaven, he went straight to the Sanctuary and used the portal in the Holy Fountain to the dream world.
He then found the Dream World, where he began to summon Constantine, the current Oneiroi God.
Konstantin also seems to have entered the fighting world, and Bruce can feel his summoning power weakening layer by layer, but in the end, Konstantin still feels his call, and he also reads the note and returns to the city.
Konstantin was stunned when he saw Bruce, he didn't know who summoned him before he came, and when he saw Bruce, he turned his head and wanted to leave.
"Don't go, do me a favor."
About 5 minutes later, Bruce arrives in Schiller's subconscious, and the dream world is a world that sinks beneath everyone's subconscious, theoretically leading to everyone's subconscious.
After entering the subconscious, Bruce continued to ascend, but instead of directly entering the tower through the hole in the floor of the Thinking Tower, he came to the abyss and began to shout for help in the abyss.
After a while, a half-haired figure appeared next to Bruce, who glared at Bruce and said, "Didn't you just finish grad?" Why, can't finish the paper again? ”
"It's not a thesis this time."
Schiller, who had half-long hair, breathed a sigh of relief.
"This time it's a Ph.D. application."
Schiller, who had half long hair, turned his head and left.
"I don't need you to write it for me this time." Bruce grabbed him and said, "Take me up and help me avoid arrogance, is there greed?" ”
"You expect him to write to you? Do you know how much that costs? And if you look for normalcy, it will be easy to be discovered by arrogance, and we will all be unlucky when the time comes! ”
"I want to see the materials in the memory bank, and I need someone to lead the way." Bruce tugged at Schiller's arm again and said.
"You said it earlier, I'll take you up."
It didn't take long for Bruce to find Schiller's memory bank of expertise, the world's most complete repository of psychology, along with countless psychoanalytic experiences.
Bruce began to look for similar cases as fast as he could, and then found that there were too many cases to look through, and finally he chose to go through the textbook.
After a moment, Bruce suddenly stopped his gaze on a few lines of text.
"The period of self-exploration, also known as the period of spiritual transformation, refers to the period when people gradually improve themselves due to age or major changes in their lives......
It dawned on Bruce that he thought of the universe where Lord Superman was located, who had just experienced the death of the Flash, Superman killed Luthor and set up the Righteous Lord to eliminate the criminals and unify the entire Earth.
For Superman and Batman, these are all major changes in their lives, the death of a friend, the change in the way justice is enforced, and the major achievements will make them start to think about themselves, and at the same time reflect themselves through others, and also know others through their new selves.
"During this period, people's perceptions of things and people can be unpredictable, sometimes diametrically opposed, but the process of rebuilding and improving their new selves is inevitably accompanied by mental depression and pain.
As a result, they tend to be more introspective and ignore the connection with other people, which manifests itself as an over-ego, distracted, irritable and uncertain due to the pain of self-shaking. ”
"Sounds like a rebellious period." Bruce whispered, "But that's the problem." ”
Then he goes on to look down, and mentions the consequences that may result from poor guidance or even overstimulation of people in the period of spiritual transformation, as well as the correct way to guide them.
Bruce watched it for a long time, made sure he had all the details in his head, and then read the note again and went back to the city.
But as soon as he returned to heaven this time, Bruce ran into Uriel, who was inspecting his appearance, and Uriel pointed behind him.
Bruce looked back, there was no one behind him, and he turned back to look at Uriel, who flapped his wings behind him.
Bruce then remembered that in heaven's grooming rules, all angels must wear wings and halos correctly, and Bruce inherited the person of Gabriel, who was the Seraphim Archangel like Uriel.
With a bang, Bruce showed his wings, and Uriel nodded in satisfaction and walked away.
Bruce walked into the Holy Spring, and then followed the signs back to the house of the Lord Superman's base.
As soon as he landed, Bruce saw three figures standing in front of the door staring at him.
In the next second, Bruce saw three stunned faces, and the Lord Superman, Batman, and Diana all looked behind Bruce in shock.
Bruce looked back with some confusion, there was still no one behind him.
Then he saw three pairs of holy huge wings.
(End of chapter)