Chapter 1986: U: Beyond the Great Event (75)
Batman stood up with a "poof".
Both Clark and Diana, who were seated, were taken aback by his action, and the batcat, which was originally quietly squatting on Clark's shoulder, arched its body, obviously shocked.
"We're back." Pamela stepped out from behind Lex, waved her hand at Diana and said, "It's a little troublesome, it's been delayed for some time." ”
Diana immediately frowned, looked at Pamela seriously and said, "It's a bit of a trouble, is it for the two of you?" I've said a long time ago that you shouldn't take the risk of challenging the game of courage, you should wait for me and Clark to come back, and then the two of us will take you there. ”
"It's not courage that's troublesome, it's not courage that's a test of this game." Pamela sighed deeply and said, "Is there anything to eat?" I'm dying of hunger. ”
The two of them walked down the treehouse platform together, and when they walked below, Lex saw Batman's true face.
He was taken aback, took a few steps back and looked at Batman again, Clark hurriedly stood up and said, "I haven't introduced you yet, this is the new Batman, he is from another universe, and he has changed places with Bruce from our universe." ”
"Don't mention Batman." Pamela covered her forehead and said helplessly: "You don't know how unlucky we are, we ran into you from another universe, and then he talked about Batman the whole time, and Lex and I were about to be driven crazy by him." ”
Batman also came to his senses at this time, and he noticed that this Lex Luthor was surprisingly young, and when he saw Pamela's face, he also found that it seemed to be the poison ivy of their universe.
It's just that it seems, because the poison ivy women Batman has seen before are wearing leaves and heavy makeup, and this Pamela is not only younger, but also plain and sleepy-eyed, like a sleep-deprived female college student at the end of the term.
Then he realized that the universe as a whole was younger, and many of the well-known villains in his universe had not yet debuted, and some were even in school.
And not all villains are born with an evil big plan, most of them decide the direction they want to go in the process of growing up, but if someone interferes with their choices before they make an evil decision, they will naturally not become villains.
It seems that this universe is like this, it seems that Lex and Clark are familiar, and Pamela is also part of their small group, but Batman has not yet thought of what binds them together.
Despite knowing that the two universes of Lex Luthor are not alone and may even be completely different, Batman feels that he has nothing to say to him.
And now the problem is that Clark is introducing the two to Batman, and if Batman doesn't respond, Clark will definitely turn his head and stare at him until he says something.
Batman was about to say something when Clark sat down.
Then, as if they hadn't seen him at all, Pamela and Lex walked straight past him, sat down on the left and right sides of Diana opposite, and began to describe what they had seen in the previous game.
Batman froze in place for a long time.
He knew he was acting weird now, but even if his weird reaction was already so prominent among everyone, they were still going to do something.
While Batman was standing still, Pamela was already sitting by the pot and complaining.
"You don't know how much the last game of Clark Kent was like a retarded person, he was more like a psychopath than Batman, and he was talking all about it, if Batman was there, if Batman was arranged, if Batman, if Batman...... I'd love to crack open his skull and see if there's a tape recorder with a bat on it! ”
"I said you should." Lex snorted coldly and said, "He lives like a grudge widow with a dead husband, and I didn't do anything because I saw him as pitiful." ”
"Please, don't say that." Clark snorted, and then said with some confusion, "So why is he talking about Batman?" Did the two of them quarrel? ”
"Who knows?" Pamela sighed deeply, and continued, "Lex and I both think that Clark is a little absent-minded, the six gods have no master, the original team of four people is like one person missing, and the last link is extremely difficult. ”
At this time, they began to take turns serving the soup, and each of them was given their own soup bowl, but Clark did not hand him the bowl just as Batman was about to take the bowl from Clark.
Clark took the spoon from Diana's hand, filled the bowl of soup and handed it to Batman, then Pamela and Diana, and finally Lex and Clark, while Batcat was given a chunk of venison and a bunch of fresh berries, and squatted on the stump that Clark had brought and ate it.
Batman's hand taking the bowl paused slightly, not that he hadn't been taken care of by the rest of the group, but that was usually in combat.
For a long time, Superman and Wonder Woman believed that Batman was not suitable for any head-on combat, as his physical fitness was just an ordinary person, and he was very different from them with superpowers.
So when Batman comes up with some plan that he needs to be personally involved in, both of them disagree, and sometimes Oliver and Hal talk to Batman to get through the argument and execute the plan.
As for life, it can only be said that no one thinks that Batman needs to live, if he is really the king in the wishing pool, then he may be made of silver, or stone, not meat anyway.
However, Superman is more concerned about Bruce Wayne's appearance in the dining room, bedroom, and even restroom of Wayne Manor and Wayne Building, and is also a bit of a desire to make sure that Batman really needs to eat and go to the bathroom.
As for other times, Batman is cared for at best, but hardly called being cared for.
And everyone here has no opinion on him ranking before the lady or even the cat, all this is natural, as if it were conventional.
And then everyone didn't give any comments on this kind of behavior, and after they were done, they did what they should do, and continued to eat and chat, and the conversation never shifted to Batman, even if what they were talking about was actually related to Batman and Superman.
Batman felt completely invisible.
Batman is clearly not the kind of person who will take the initiative to stir up the conversation and liven up the atmosphere, and his dialogue with almost anyone is that he is asked to answer, or he asks others to answer, rather than inserting a few witticisms into the small talk to make his presence felt.
So Batman finished the meal in silence.
However, although he was not able to participate in any of the topics, Batman managed to figure out how Pamela, Lex, and Clark met.
To put it simply, Pamela, Lex, and Bruce are from the same university, and Bruce meets Clark, so they get to know each other.
Pamela and Bruce are both Gotham natives, so it's not surprising that they both attend their local Gotham University, but why did Lex Luthor come to Gotham for college? Shouldn't he go to Metropolitan University?
And listening to the content of their previous conversation, Lex seems to have studied in Gotham as a graduate student, not to mention the location, Metropolitan University is much better than Gotham University in terms of academic level and research conditions, right? Why did Luthor choose the next best thing?
Batman wants to know, but he really doesn't want to talk to Luther, and he doesn't think Luthor will tell him, but it seems that Luthor and Clark have a good relationship in this universe, so Batman plans to talk to Clark again to see if he can ask what went wrong.
After eating, everyone began to sort out the housekeeping of the base, although they had been here for a few days and had participated in a few rounds of games, but because the focus had been on figuring out the rules, there were still many places in the camp that had not been sorted out.
Batman was also a step slower, and found that everyone was gone, everyone was busy going, even the pots and pans used to eat were taken away and cleaned, and Batman didn't know what he should do for a while.
Eventually, Batman went to find Clark, who was sorting out his tools in a smaller treehouse, seemingly intending to deal with the prey he had caught during the day.
Clark was squatting on the ground and pulling out a knife and rope from his toolkit, when he saw Batman coming at the door, he didn't put down what he was holding, but asked while rolling the rope, "What's wrong?" Can I help you? ”
Batman's lips moved, but he didn't ask the question.
His way of communicating is indeed unique, but this does not mean that he has no brains, others are working here now, and you are standing here, if you don't help do it, forget it, and ask with a mouth in this horn, isn't this annoying?
Even in terms of the skills of obtaining information, you must let yourself blend in with the surrounding environment as much as possible, pretend that you are doing something, and then ask questions inadvertently in order to get information with a high accuracy rate.
Batman walked into the house to do something, but he found that the room was just a tool room, and the bag for the tools was in Superman's hands, so he had to look at the felt board where the tools were hung, and asked casually, "It seems that you have a good relationship with the Gothams." ”
"It's not bad, but Bruce has a better relationship with them, after all, they're closer." Clark replied with a smile as he kept digging through the tools in his bag.
"Are they classmates?" Batman asked.
Clark nodded, and was about to continue saying something, when he suddenly let out an exclamation of "ah".
Batman suddenly froze, obviously he wouldn't be surprised by Superman's fuss, but almost every move of this Superman was unexpected.
There was obviously nothing in the tool room, and there was no warning of an accident nearby, but he just screamed suddenly, and Batman didn't know whose mental state to worry about.
Clark suddenly stood up again and rushed straight out of the tool room, Batman close behind.
He followed Clark to the largest treehouse, where he rummaged through the piles of clothing and personal belongings before digging out several small pill bottles from a coat that was significantly smaller than his own.
"Oh my god, Bruce didn't bring his medicine! Hurry up and find a way to call him and ask him to come back and get it, or I'll send it to him! ”
Batman was stunned.
But he didn't know for a moment whether to be surprised that Batman in this universe would take the initiative to take medicine, or to be surprised that Batman dared to let Superman know about taking medicine, or to be shocked that Superman knew that Batman took medicine and dared to let him out of his sight.
Wait, a Batman who takes the pill is in his house right now?!
And this Superman, who knew that Batman was taking medicine and dared to let him out, also planned to go to his house?!
Batman felt like his brain was buzzing.
Bats: ╭(°A°')╮
(End of chapter)