At the edge of the galaxy, in the dark space of the universe, there was a huge warship, and in one of the cabins of the battleship, the rocket raccoon was pacing in place with some irritability.

"How long are we going to wait here? Why do you have to get the consent of the aliens when you go back to your hometown as an earthling? ”

Peter, who was sitting on the side, touched an orange cat in his hand and said, "Although my race is human, I am a member of the Marauders after all, and Thor is not obligated to let an interstellar pirate into his country, as is the case with any civilization in this universe." ”

Mantis Girl, who was pulled into the Guardians of the Galaxy by Adam's speedrunning strategy, was rubbing Groot's back at this time, who was also pulled in, and Gamora and Drax, who were also pulled in at that time, were playing pinball on the table.

"Alright, Rocket, don't complain." Gamora sighed and said, "The independent mercenary group is not so easy to manage, and we have to point to Peter's father to bill us." ”

"What is the Independent Mercenary Regiment for?" Rocket jumped on the table, spread his hands, stared at several people with wide eyes, and said, "Isn't it just to be free without being limited by others?" ”

"But the mercenary group is meant to run errands for people." Quill shrugged his shoulders and said, "Waiting for an employer to send you is normal, and you can only learn to accept it." ”

"And I advise you not to mess with Yongdu, he's been very irritable lately." Quill reached for the marbles the two were playing with, drawing everyone else to look at him.

"The situation of the marauders is very bad, the Xia Empire does not know what is wrong, and has begun to clean up the nobles of the Mengyu clan, and their queen seems to want to become a real emperor and no longer give face to those elders."

"You also know that the marauders originally started by smuggling resources and treasures to the nobles of the Xi'a Empire, and now most of those corrupt nobles have been killed, and their business is getting worse and worse."

"As a result, the purple-skinned mad titan didn't know how to convince the leaders of the three empires to build a security network in the Ringstar Zone, and invited even crazier mutants to help, and several of the Marauder's reconnaissance ships were unlucky and all planted on the edge of the Ringstar Zone."

"The fixed source of orders is gone, and it is excluded by the largest shipping area, what do you say about this business, the predators are complaining from top to bottom, Yongdu is so angry that one head and two big."

"Can't you not be an interstellar pirate?" Gamora frowned and said, "You all know that my father Thanos is a madman, don't you believe that he would be ruthless to those who hinder his career?" You'd better remind your adoptive father that Thanos can never be good, and if he looks like that, it proves that he has greater ambitions. ”

"I heard you have a sister." Rocket Raccoon didn't open which pot, he said, "Do you two have a good relationship?" ”

Gamora pursed his lips and didn't speak, and the grumpy Drax slammed the table and said, "I'm fed up with waiting here, if not, we'll steal a small spaceship and go to the vicinity of Earth to see what is going on, and it's no fun to point to the few pieces of waste that Blueskin threw down." ”

Just then, there was a knock on the door of their room, and Quill walked over to open it, only to find that Yongdu had come in person.

"Something is not right, little carrot heads, take your guys to the earth in person, there are some tricky troubles that you need to solve."

Several people immediately gathered around, and Yongdu looked left and right before lowering his voice and said, "There is really something wrong with the place where Loki asked me to find him, it looks like an alien colony hidden on Earth, and there are many smugglers and intelligence dealers. ”

"My men asked them for a little bit of information about the current state of the Rings, but you know how wasteful those giggling deck cleaners are, and they can't get the information I want."

"Now, I, Yondu, leader of the Marauders, have hired you to go to Earth and go to the designated place to ask for the information I want, if only I could catch a hole, but be careful, it's better not to be found out by Loki I'm here early, I can't beat the reckless men in Asgard."

"It's okay to ask for information, just arrest people." Quill decisively refused, saying, "Is it true that the superhero of the earth is an ornament?" I can't beat them. ”

The father and son stared at each other for a long time, and finally Yongdu compromised, and he said, "You are really my good boy, go ahead." ”

So in Adam's speedrun plan, the Guardians of the Galaxy formed by the speed of fire flew to Earth in a small spaceship provided to them by Yongdu.

Rocket Raccoon was transcoding the earth code provided by Yongdu, and he scolded while tapping on the keyboard: "When is this old antique still using the earth dimensional coordinates, and you humans, why do the satellite systems use different languages?" Where did this look like Groot's hamstrings come from? ”

Quill leaned over and looked at it and said: "Oh, it should be Russian, this is Chinese, I can't understand this, I found it, this is English, you directly connect to Google's satellite." ”

Rocket Raccoon operated for a while, obviously not going well, so angry that he smashed the panel and scolded Quill, "Can you put down that yellow creature in your hand?" You've been holding it since you picked it up, what's the magic about it? ”

"Hey, it's not a yellow creature, it's a cute kitten." Quill makes a tsk-tsk sound from his mouth to attract the orange cat's attention.

Rocket Raccoon let out a long sigh and said, "I told you, this thing is not a cat. ”

"But it's an orange cat."

"It's ......"

Rocket stopped halfway through, then he shook his head and said, "You'll regret it when you see it for what it really is, it's the most disgusting thing you have." ”

Gamora's eyes kept boistering back and forth between Rocket Raccoon and Peter, and she leaned against Groot's body and said, "He doesn't want to break his heart, it's a cute furry." ”

"If you're idle and have nothing to do, come over and help!" Rocket shouted angrily.

After a while, the rocket finally got the positioning, and Quill leaned in to take a look and said, "It turned out to be in Orlando, why did you choose such a place, how convenient it is in New York." ”

"Wait, isn't this Disney? Loki and Yongdu meet at Disney, what are these two crazy about? ”

"Didn't that blue skin say there was some alien settlement?" Rocket Raccoon asked with some confusion as Quill looked, then looked down at the satellite map and said, "It does look like a gathering area, and the functional areas are complete." ”

"What settlement? This is Disney World! It's a big amusement park, and I went to the one in California when I was still studying. ”

Quill was stunned for a moment, as apparently he had found some clues in his memory, and he stared at the map and said, "Those stupid deck cleaners don't think the dolls in the park are aliens, do they?!" That's played by humans! ”

"That's not right." Gamora immediately shook his head, stepped forward and looked at the map and said, "Did you forget?" Yongdu said that the people he sent out asked for information about the current situation of the Ring Star Region here, ordinary earthlings are still surface creatures, and they have never left their home planet, how can they know that the Ring Star Region, it is impossible for all the superheroes who have walked out of the universe to gather here, right? ”

Quill was also a little confused, and finally Rocket Raccoon slapped the table and said, "What the hell is going on, let's go down and see, don't forget, I have a biological detection function." ”

"I don't know when I'll be able to speak out about the abilities I've gained from my past experiences like you." Gamora said only one last word, and the group set off for Earth.

Of course, they couldn't drive directly into Earth, and although the magical defense network didn't stop the flying machines, the large array of equipment near Mercury still scared them.

The few people on the ship only had some technical means for rockets, but it was not yet at Stark's level, and he thought that it might be a battery set up by humans, although Quill thought that humans did not have such a high level of technology, but to be on the safe side, they still parked the ship farther away.

Under the protection of Groot, several people first landed in the wilderness of Florida, found the nearest scrap yard, pryed a car, and drove to the entrance of Disneyland.

Then the group stood outside the gate with wide eyes and stared wide.

"Uh, should we buy tickets?" Camorra looked inside for a moment and said, "You can't get in without a ticket, right?" ”

They all looked at Quill, who looked back at them a little dazedly, and then said, "What do you think I'm doing?" ”

"We don't have the Earth currency, it's all pointing at you."

"Do you really want to buy a ticket to get in?" Quill was a little devastated and said: "Let's not mention how expensive the ticket price is at Disneyland, I don't have that much money, how can you get past the security check when you look like this?" ”

So the group had to choose to sneak in.

Of course, there is a fence around Disneyland, and those landscapes that are difficult for humans to climb are not difficult for the Guardians of the Galaxy group.

The last rocket to climb to the top of the mountain lowered a rope, allowing Quill to climb up as well, and several people arrived at the Star Wars park as fast as they coordinated.

"You have to be careful with the deck cleaners who will be dealing with us, this is the slang of the interstellar pirates, as they are unwelcome fringe people, and the reason they are unpopular is that they may be spies for the Nova Legion or other pirate groups."

"If Yongdu clears them out, they'll send new people, so it's better to marginalize them and let them stay honest, if only someone else could borrow a knife to kill someone." ”

Rocket Raccoon slung his weapon over his shoulder and said, "I've seen who they are, but it's you who should be careful, and those who are not on the fringe aren't necessarily dangerous." ”

Quill always felt that Rocket Raccoon had something to say, but he couldn't figure out what Rocket was hinting at, but Gamora listened, and she took advantage of Quir's inattention to touch the back of his waist, touched his communicator and turned on the alert mode, and put it in her own pocket.

And when they officially visited the Star Wars Zone, Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but curse a swear word.

"You say it's an amusement park, no kidding, it's no different from the places where the Centaurs gather for intelligence dealers and smugglers, it's all so tattered and chaotic."

He swished and retracted his tail and said viciously, "And the same species discrimination, bad intentions." ”

"Don't say that, they think you're cute." Quill swept the curious glances of the tourists and said, "They might be trying to touch your head or your big furry tail." ”

"Don't even think about it!"