Chapter 2000: Lighting Up the Dream in My Heart (33)
Schiller spread his hands and said, "The benefits of this approach are obvious, aren't they?" First of all, the experiences of the interstellar pirates are absolutely real, other people's performances are their lives, and there is no better cast and crew than this. ”
"Secondly, they are also paying the price for their reckless actions, who let them rashly open fire and destroy the 20,000 drone swarm that humans have placed at the edge of the galaxy, and work to pay off their debts, which is justified."
"And the earth's environment is notoriously good, we not only let them recuperate in the health sanctuary for a period of time, but even pay them salaries, where can we find such good things?"
Schiller waved his hand and said, "You don't have to lie to them, just tell them what is at stake." ”
"Their boss Yongdu is clearly going to betray the collective interests of the interstellar pirates this time, as Yongdu's subordinates, will they still be able to mix in the universe in the future? I'm afraid that if I don't leave the galaxy, I will be chopped into flesh. ”
"In this case, it's better to hide on the earth to avoid the limelight, the environment here is good, the people are friendly, and you can still get a salary while recuperating, maybe when their boss comes out, you can take them to change careers collectively."
"If they don't agree to this, let them choose between staying on Earth as an actor or mining in the Andromeda Galaxy."
"That's not what I meant." Carol shook his head and said, "I mean, this group of bloody, notorious interstellar pirates really won't hurt the visitors in the amusement park?" There are a lot of children in the park. ”
The others glanced at each other, and Strange, who already knew the mystery of this paradise, said: "This can rest assured, you can understand that there is a magical forbidden magic in this paradise, and no one can do anything bloody, especially not a child." ”
It reminded Stark of the night when the plant fought the zombies, not to mention the bloody scene or the children, not even swearing.
I'm afraid that what went in was a group of rude pirates, and when they came out, they were the pacesetters of interstellar civilization.
Carol was still a little hesitant, but she was a little convinced by the other people's swearing, so she said, "Okay, but I'll go back a few days later and stay here to watch them, just in case they really make a mess, and Nick is going to call me back again." ”
The execution of the fourth power of the lack of virtue has always been very strong, the meeting was held in the evening, and the actors arrived the next morning.
The night before was a bit of a lot, and a few people didn't have time to line up for the last event, so they entered the park early in the morning, intending to play a round before most of the visitors.
Schiller had gone to bed early last night, and on the bus to the park, he heard bad news, and Bruce shook his head and said to the people in front of him, "There are no clues in the gallery, and no statues have been found." ”
Then there was good news, or a useful clue, Bruce continued.
"I thought something unusual could happen at night, so I didn't sleep last night, and I was going to go into the park to observe the situation, but around 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, I saw a meteor streak across the sky, and it seemed to fall in the park."
"Wait, you saw that too?" Steve looked back at Bruce and said, "I seem to have seen a ray of light last night, but I thought it was Thor's lightning." ”
"Of course not." Loki took a bite of the bread in his hand, swallowed it, and continued, "We've been fighting Yongdu last night, and this pirate leader is really tough. ”
And Bucky looked at Steve and said, "You and Agent Carter were on the phone all night again?" You have to consider that she is just an ordinary human being, and without your energy, she will be very sleepy at work the next day. ”
"It's okay, she's on her death leave." Steve looked at Nick again, "For the seventh time this year." ”
"Shooting stars?" Schiller yawned, repeated the word, and said, "Are you sure it's not Tony's new armor that crashed into the shuttle again?" ”
"This is Orlando, where did the shuttle come from?!" Stark immediately stopped sleepy, and raised his voice and retorted, "And my armor has never accidentally hit anything, it was just a normal crash strength test during the test period"
A few people speculated about the origin of the meteor, and the bus slowly drove to the door, and a few people stepped out of the car to find tourists taking pictures around the gate.
They walked over and took a look, and found that the tourists were not photographing the gates, but the pirates who were walking along the boulevard at this time.
After all, the Marauder pirate team is just a grass platform team, and if it weren't for Yongdu's true two brushes, they would just be a pirate gang with no name, and they can't be said to be uniform in terms of appearance, words and deeds, they can only be said to be strange.
Most of the pirates wore Centaur native costumes, because they were originally from that area, and many of the living planets there were relatively close to their stars, so most of the pirates' costumes tended to be desert-style and had relatively few fabrics.
Most of the pirates wore linen-like enclosures, fuchsia, dark blue, or dark green shoulders, knee pads and arm pads, a pair of cloth shoes on their feet, two long knives hanging from their waists, some with laser weapons, and a large-brimmed hat on their heads, giving them a Caribbean look.
Pirates also like to hang all kinds of ornaments on their bodies, and pirates in the Caribbean either hang some bone products, or gems and metals, and there are many kinds of decorations hung by interstellar pirates.
The purple-skinned man in front of him was dressed in a red rag suit, with a fluorescent green slime hanging around his neck, and there were some small glowing orbs in the slime, which looked a little creepy.
The big one-eyed man behind him in a blue shoulder had two eyeballs hanging from his ears, and the center of the pupils of the eyeballs was full of dense fangs, which made people's scalp tingle to look at.
There is also a female pirate with extraordinarily slender limbs, and the arms wrapped around her arms are living creatures that resemble snakes and vines, constantly writhing on her arms, and the fine scales and patterns make people dizzy to look at.
"I heard that primitive people hung bones on their bodies to deter each other." Steve said as he pushed the door open, "I guess it's the same with the pirates." ”
"It's too intimidating." Carol commented calmly.
As soon as the group walked in, the pirates noticed them, and the leader in red immediately walked over, glared at Carol and asked, "Where the hell did you get our boss?" Hurry up and let him go, you ...... Uh, uh, female! ”
Carol rolled her eyes slightly and said, "I'm Captain Marvel, forget if you haven't heard of it, your boss is fine, you should be able to meet him after you stay here for a while." ”
"You weird humans." The lead pirate said, "I didn't understand what you said last night about actors, playgrounds, children, etc., but as long as we stay here anyway, right?" ”
Steve wanted to explain, but Schiller stepped forward and nodded, "That's right, you can walk around here as you like, and you can play the rides as you want, but remember to line up well." ”
"You should have all the translators with you, right? If a human wants to talk to you, remember to open the translator and we will contact you as soon as there is news of Yongdu. ”
The pirates were still a little confused, but soon Schiller and they left, and Steve said with some concern: "I know they probably don't have the ability to hurt people here, but if they are not patient with the tourists, will it backfire?" ”
"Then let's take a look here and have a cup of coffee by the way."
Schiller led the group around the corner to a café on the corner, where they sat in front of the window and began to observe the interaction between the pirates and the tourists.
Because the park hadn't opened yet, the visitors were all stopped at the door, and the pirates walked over with some curiosity when they saw a group of humans shouting there.
As soon as they walked over, the humans howled even harder, and before they could hear what they shouted, the pirates thought that their image was too vicious to scare the weak humans enough.
As a result, when I walked over, I found that the translator meant that they should hurry up and take a group photo.
Some of the screaming humans were boasting about their unique hairstyles, some wanted to see their necklaces, some wanted to know what brand of paint they applied to their skin, and there was a whole bunch of gibble shouting.
The pirates were a little annoyed by their noise, but they still walked to the door and observed the small group of humans.
The pirates were generally much taller than humans, the shortest being two meters tall, and the big one-eyed man was more than four meters tall and his arms thicker than the entire human race.
I thought that the humans would scatter and flee when they got closer, but the group began to climb over the wall.
The employees rushed out of the side, stopped the crowd back, and after discussing it on the intercom, decided to open the park early to avoid a stampede.
After putting humans in, it was like a beast coming out of the cage, and the pirates were surrounded by water in an instant.
A few pirates began to tie their hands and feet, fearing that they would step on the children, who not only desperately drilled under their feet, but even began to tug at their pants.
"Oh no, let go, you little devil, don't pluck my leg hair! My pants!! ”
"What? You want this necklace? I can't give it to you, I bought it at a high price in the Centaur store, and you can't go to the Centaur if you ask which store! You're even a cub! ”
"My hairstyle? Oh, thank you, your hair is good, no, no, no, don't touch my arm, it's not painted, my complexion is the prettiest among the Mora. ”
Soon people began to take pictures with pirates, who, although born in the constellation Centauri, were also well-informed when they traveled in the stars, saw all kinds of recording equipment, and found that humans took out their cameras and knew that they wanted to take pictures, so they began to pose.
To the surprise of the pirates, the humans began to stuff their currency into their pockets.
Disneyland cast and crew don't take tips, but today is an early opening, and in the eyes of visitors, the actors who play this group of pirates are taking their own time off and taking pictures with them, and they are not allowed to tip during working hours, so they are quite generous.
The pirate's instinct to collect money instantly attacked, and the smile immediately became a little sincere.
At this time, the rest of the Disney staff walked into the crowd, hung strings of badges on the arms of the pirates, and made a five-to-five gesture to them.
The pirates immediately understood how the game worked, and in an instant they threw themselves into their career as actors with great enthusiasm.
In addition to Schiller's party, who was observing their performance in the café, there were several shaky black shadows behind the house at the end of the street, and there were faint voices.
"We're in big trouble, we're afraid we've been wrecked on a black star, which is full of smugglers and interstellar pirates, but the good news is that the First Legion hasn't noticed it for the time being."
As soon as they spoke, Schiller was aware of their presence.
He then discovers that it's a classic combination of two men and a woman, but apparently not the Savior and his sidekicks, but the Star Wars characters Finn, Rey, and the elderly Ranger Solo.
I'm so hungry, I want to eat scallion oil noodles with crab roe tofu, and a cup of chilled sour plum soup
(End of chapter)