Chapter 459: Wine Sword Immortal, You're here to pull S, right?

If God closes one door for you, He will surely open another window for you.

The age of Wang Xiaohu's character in "Fairy Sword 1" seriously limits the strength of the reincarnation, and for this reason, the reincarnation tower seems to have deliberately made up for him in terms of time.

According to Zhang Fang's memory, Wang Xiaohu was about a month before Li Xiaoyao and successfully asked for the elixir from Xianling Island.

In other words, from Zhang Fang to enter this dungeon world, until the main plot officially begins, there is a full month for him to make sufficient preparations.

And Zhang Fang used this time to set up a new character for himself.

Wang Xiaohu in the original book, the sense of existence in the immortal 1 stage is too low, except for the first Xianling Island for medicine, which was talked about by the people in Yuhang Town, it didn't take a few days for this popularity to go down, and he became the one again, following Li Xiaoyao's ass every day, and letting the other party take him to dig out bird eggs together.

If it weren't for Aunt Li's sudden strange illness, the legend of Wang Xiaohu asking for medicine on Xiandao would be almost forgotten by people.

Such a conspicuous character is not conducive to the development of Zhang Fang's follow-up plan.

For this reason, he needs to take advantage of this popularity to set up a spirit child character with a deep fairy fate for himself.

The specific operation is actually very simple.

Manifestation in front of people, plus deception!

Taking advantage of Wang Xiaohu's father's strange illness, he was cured by Zijin Pill, and everyone in the town talked about this matter.

Beside him, there was suddenly an extra spirit beast, the Divine Monkey Huo'er!

Under the questioning of Mr. Wang, "Wang Xiaohu" finally told the truth.

It turned out that half a month ago, Wang Xiaohu met a strange little monkey in Shilipo, that is, the fire beside him.

The little monkey asked him a very strange question: "What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three at night?" ”

The answer given by Wang Xiaohu was: "People! ”

Then, a tall figure suddenly appeared in front of him.

When I looked closely, I saw a tall, dignified-looking, a pear blossom pressed begonia, a jade tree in the wind Saipan'an, a fair, selfless and kind, humble, elegant and upright silver-armored god.

Not to mention how handsome he looks!

As soon as the other party appeared, he praised Wang Xiaohu for his extraordinary talent and wisdom, and he was a rare immortal cultivator in a century.

As a result, the silver-armored god officially accepted Wang Xiaohu as a disciple and taught him martial arts and spells. It's just that during the time when Wang Xiaohu's father was sick, the Silver Armor Heavenly God happened to go out for something, and Wang Xiaohu had no choice but to go to Xianling Island to ask for medicine.

At this moment, the Silver Armor Heavenly God returned, and after hearing about it, he let Huo'er, the spirit beast that had been following him, follow Wang Xiaohu's side.

One is to supervise his practice, and the other is to take care of one or two when he encounters special events.

Zhang Fang told the story of Wang Xiaohu's encounter with an immortal apprentice, but the villagers still maintained a skeptical attitude towards his words. Among them, there are some people who are more familiar with him, such as Li Xiaoyao, Ding Xiulan and others, who say in private that he brags.

And Wang Xiaohu, who has a child's heart, can't stand ridicule, and uses the means of "grass and trees to live forever" to make a dead tree spring on the spot, and the people in the town completely believe that Wang Xiaohu really met the gods and taught him, and he was envious one by one.

Only the royal father, who had just recovered from a serious illness, was still worried, and often asked others whether he could get married and have children.

In addition to making up stories, Zhang Fang's main work is still on the refining tool.

Before entering this copy world, although he had made sufficient preparations, but when he didn't know that he was about to enter the copy world of "The Legend of Sword and Fairy", let alone that he would become an eight-year-old Wang Xiaohu, this preparation could not be too targeted.

While we have time now, of course, we must make up for these missing things.

In terms of clothing, Zhang Fang first refined a set of black robes for himself according to Yang Jian's plainclothes style in the TV series "Baolian Lantern". The biggest advantage is that it can change its size according to the change of body size.

In this way, he can transform in any situation without worrying about the hidden danger of "popping clothes".

In addition, he also refined a set of handsome battle armor that conforms to the identity of "Silver Armor God", which is also a reference to Yang Jian's style in the TV series "Baolian Lantern", the silver battle armor with a black cape, it is simply handsome!

His battle armor was made by using a hundred alchemy to fuse a small amount of vibranium, in addition to the excellent protective effect, it also did not look heavy at all under the blessing of the refining effect.

Wearing it on the body will not affect the flexibility and speed of the body at all.

The most important thing is that this armor also has two major functions: automatic adjustment of size according to body shape, and one piece of clothing. As for the appearance of the battle armor, he used the principle of refining the space magic weapon to practice a golden longevity lock, which is usually worn around the neck, and no one can see the slightest difference.

In addition, he also developed the first "Ruhua 3.0" based on the mechanism doll "Ruhua 2.0".

This version of "Ruhua" is a qualitative improvement compared to the previous two versions. It was placed in the reincarnation space consignment shop, bought the simulated flesh and blood technology in the "Terminator" dungeon world, and integrated it into the "Divine Machine", which can make the refined puppet puppet have almost the same skin, hair and eyes as a real person, even in close contact, no abnormalities can be detected.

And this version of the simulation puppet, Zhang Fang has only refined three so far.

They are:

imitate the appearance of the flower thousand trees pinched out of the "silver armor god";

imitate Wang Xiaohu's appearance pinched out of "Wang Dalong";

and imitate Zhao Ling'er's "Zhao Xiaoling".

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In addition to refining, Zhang Fang also insisted on going out every day to go through the map in advance.

Although I remember the warning of Feng Hua Xueyue, Zhang Fang didn't dare to be too proflaming in the fairy sword world for the time being, but before the plot began, he used the ability to teleport in advance to understand the route they needed to pass, and it was still necessary to step on some important places that need to be involved in the plan in advance.

But because Zhang Fang didn't know the main plot, which day would it start, he didn't dare to go out for too long, and the time he spent on the map every day was only two or three hours at most, and then he had to rush back to eat and sleep, and by the way, he paid attention to the movements at the Yuhang Inn.

In this way, the time of a month passed in a flash, until one day after the morning exercise, when I went around the Yuhang Inn as usual, I found a sloppy Taoist priest covered in alcohol and flushed, leaning against the door frame with his back against the door frame, leaning against the gate of the inn, blocking the only passage in and out.

Zhang Fang knows that the main plot of "Fairy Sword 1" is finally about to begin!

So, he immediately sorted out his expression, put on an innocent look, stepped forward, and asked with a pair of big watery eyes: "This Taoist leader, what are you doing sitting alone at the door of the inn?" ”

The sloppy Taoist priest turned his gaze to Zhang Fang sleepily, burped, and exuded a pungent smell of wine from his mouth and nose, followed by a smile, and asked without answering: "What do you say?" ”

At this moment, Zhang Fang was white and clean, and he was still wearing the black gown "given by the teacher", looking like a noble son. This appearance, if it falls in the eyes of ordinary people, it is naturally necessary to look up to it, but it makes the sloppy Taoist priest in front of him very disliked.

He doesn't like this slightly serious temperament style very much, and in comparison, Li Xiaoyao, who is still cynical, has more appetite for him.

However, Zhang Fang's current appearance is that of an ordinary eight-year-old boy, and the sloppy Taoist priest will not have any quarrel with him. just casually coped with it, ready to send this little kid away.

Unexpectedly, when Zhang Fang heard this, he actually put on a serious thinking look, but finally shook his head: "I don't know ......"

Halfway through the words, he was suddenly shocked, as if he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought of the answer, and excitedly asked the sloppy Taoist priest: "Are you here to pull S?" ”

"Ahem! Cough! Cough! ”

Hearing such a strange answer, the sloppy Taoist priest stopped abruptly in the middle of the wine burp, almost choked on his own hiccups, coughed a few times in succession, and then adjusted his breathing evenly, but he couldn't help but spit out frantically in his heart.

You're just pulling S at the door of the inn! Your whole family is pulling S at the door of the inn!

However, in the face of a seven or eight-year-old child, such foul language still did not break out after all, but said angrily: "I'm just addicted to alcohol, and I can't walk without alcohol, so sit here and rest for a while." ”

"You said it earlier!"

When Zhang Fang heard this, he immediately took out a wine bottle from his arms and said: "I just have a bottle of high-quality wine here, and it is fate to meet you, since the Taoist is addicted to alcohol, I will give it to you." ”

The sloppy Taoist priest was stunned when he heard this, and was hesitating whether to refuse, but Zhang Fang had already opened the cork with a "pop".

A rich and enticing aroma of wine spreads instantly.

When the sloppy Taoist priest smelled the aroma of the wine, his eyes immediately widened, and he snatched the wine bottle from Zhang Fang's hand, and drank it unceremoniously.

At the end, I couldn't help but burp again, praise "good wine", and then shake my body, and sit on the ground again, and the even snoring sounded.

Asleep?

Feign! Just go ahead and pretend!

Master is too lazy to expose you!

In the TV version of the fairy sword plot, after Li Xiaoyao traveled back to the past, he fought side by side with the wine sword fairy, and asked the wine sword fairy at the time of parting, and he must not teach himself swordsmanship in the future. As a result, this sentence inspired the rebellious psychology of Jiujian Immortal.

You don't want me to teach, I want to teach!

In the game version, there is no similar plot.

However, after drinking Li Xiaoyao's fake wine, Jiu Jian Xian was able to say that he wanted to learn swords, which was enough to show that he blocked the door this time, definitely not at the right time, but from the beginning he had the idea of accepting apprentices.

Maybe when he was playing Hongchen, he inadvertently passed by Yuhang Town and found that Li Xiaoyao's qualifications were excellent and he had no teacher, so he gave birth to a love for talent.

Then, under the pretext of drinking, he first taught Li Xiaoyao some introductory kung fu of "Imperial Sword Technique" to see if his comprehension was also comparable to his qualifications.

After that, he observed his conduct from time to time and judged his good and evil, until Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru arrived in the capital, they were considered to have completely passed all his tests, which brought him back to Shushan and taught him what he had learned all his life.

In this way, is everything smooth?

Therefore, Jiu Jianxian taught Li Xiaoyao kung fu, but it actually has nothing to do with the wine itself.

Therefore, Wang Xiaohu, who has mediocre qualifications and another teacher, will not be able to get his favor even if he takes out more fine wine.

If a bottle of wine can be exchanged for the inheritance of "Imperial Sword Technique", then the Shushan Immortal Sword Sect that is mighty in the world is inevitably too worthless!

But......

The monkey wine in my hand is not so easy to prostitute in vain!

Thinking like this in his heart, Zhang Fang had already put on a rather helpless appearance and turned away, and began to wander around the town aimlessly.

After a long time, Li Xiaoyao, who was in a hurry, suddenly found him: "Little Huzi, did you really ask the gods for the elixir on the island to cure your father's illness?" ”

From his anxious appearance, it can be seen that Aunt Li really has an accident.

"Of course it's true." Zhang Fang said as a matter of course: "That fairy sister is good-hearted!" When she heard my request, she gave me more than just a pill. But my dad only ate one, and his strange illness has been cured, and I still have it at home. ”

"Brother Xiaoyao, you can go back with me to get it."

After listening to Zhang Fang's words, Li Xiaoyao's face was already full of confusion.

When he heard that Dr. Hong in the town said that he couldn't do anything about Aunt Li's condition, he had already prepared to risk death to go to Xianling Island to seek elixir. The reason why I came to Zhang Fang was just to confirm it before leaving.

Who would have thought that he still had stock in his hands!

In order to prevent the tragedy that happened to Zhao Ling'er, Zhang Fang really took great pains!

took Li Xiaoyao back home, took out the small medicine bottle containing a purple gold pill that he hid under the pillow, and handed it to Li Xiaoyao very generously. And returned to the Yuhang Inn with the other party, seeing that after Li Xiaoyao fed Aunt Li Zijin Pill, her breath gradually returned to stability, and Zhang Fang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Now, there is no need to worry about Li Xiaoyao going to Xianling Island.

Next, you only need to follow the plot step by step, and you can rely on the advantage of knowing each other one step first, instead of Li Xiaoyao to escort Zhao Ling'er to find relatives.

In this way, many tragedies can be eliminated from the root.

If you don't know Li Xiaoyao, Zhao Ling'er won't have children, and the descendants of Nuwa who have never given birth to children are immortal!

Similarly, if she doesn't know Li Xiaoyao, Lin Yueru won't leave home, as long as she obediently stays in Lin Jiabao, the big stone in the lock demon tower can't hit her head either!

and the fate of the little fox Su Mei can also be changed......

……

That's right......

There is also the Shushan School's "Imperial Sword Technique", since the previous foreshadowing has been buried, there should be a chance to learn it!

Everything is going according to the script I have written......

It was just perfect!

After silently smoothing out the entire plan from beginning to end in his heart, and making sure that there were no mistakes, Zhang Fang's little face couldn't help but reveal a smile that Zhizhu was holding.

At this time, Aunt Li's complexion had recovered most of it.

Zhang Fang simply said goodbye, and in Li Xiaoyao's thanks, he left the inn by himself.

As soon as he went out, he bumped into Ding Xiulan, who had always liked Li Xiaoyao, that is, the Chun Gu he saw in his dream at the beginning of Zhang Fang's entry into the fairy sword world.

But seeing her pretty face, she looked anxious, and immediately said nervously after seeing Zhang Fang: "Little Huzi, it's not good." Your dad was just talking about business when he suddenly fainted! ”

Zhang Fang: ???

WTF!?

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PS: The king of heaven has opened a new book! The title of the book is "The End of the Point of Difference", depending on the author's words.