Chapter 801: Cat and Dog War
"We will conduct a fair game that respects the rules and the lives of others based on the principle of fairness and justice."
The "athlete representative" on the stage swore impassionedly, and Lu Ping'an yawned below, but when the TV camera came, he was a little more serious. He honestly brought black colored pupils today, and walked over by himself in a uniform.
Although it was quite winding, his "normal" appearance shocked his friends.
It's just that his efforts don't seem to be of much use, after all, if there are demons and monsters before and after, the person you wear looks like a walkscene, but it seems that you are more abrupt and abnormal.
"Tut-tut, there are a lot of strong players."
Lu Ping'an took a look at the other "city teams", there are not many normal human beings.
He looked at the front and back again, the armored warrior in front of him, and the half-ghost man in the back, there was nothing abnormal.
This is the scene of the opening of the "Games", and it is also one of the main meals of this year-end "feast".
Lu Ping'an is a goal that comes with a mission, in fact, one.
You can't lose face to the ancient city. Tsk, the largest 'face war' in history, may even cost your life"
Thinking of this road safety, the more he lost motivation, the camera came, he immediately straightened, stood firm, and squeezed out a smile.
Last night, my mother called and said that the old man heard that he was going to be on TV today, and he didn't sleep in the middle of the night with excitement, and he called friends to watch the live broadcast today, which made Lu Ping'an work overtime in the middle of the night to find a normal uniform, which can be regarded as a pit for himself.
Now the "normal uniform" of the special service team was used up by Xia Qin to help him change it overnight, and I am afraid that he will have to change it back.
"An exhibition game under thirty?"
Everyone knows that the Games are just a disguise, and the real goal is to "show the sword" and show strength to deter the same kind.
The expo in the convention and exhibition center next door is doing the same thing, and each district and city has its own exhibition hall.
Some are showing their achievements, some are showing their new era of technology and products, and some are directly taking out the latest welfare tax and talent introduction policies.
I heard that there were some "small frictions" in the exhibition area of Changping City and the ancient city exhibition area yesterday, and the two sides directly "exchanged each other's opinions" with their bodies and "greeted each other's families and parents in a friendly manner".
When Lu Ping'an heard about it, he thought it was a rumor, but he didn't expect that this kind of competition between cities would be so tasteless in the end.
"Did you hear that? The people of the ancient city sent people to disguise themselves as drunk thugs, and the thugs who came to our exhibition area to splash ink were high-level professionals. ”
"Hehe, a group of bastards, Changping people, they privately said that our 'Feizhou Automobile' is a three-no product, and they can't go out of the city without the permission of other cities, and they bought auto repair shops in other regions that don't have technical warranties.
Isn't that all true?"
"It's just that you can't say it! They have all posted on the Internet to crack down on the fist products and logo companies we brought over, can you bear it?! ”
The "exchange" between the two sides was too direct, and after mingling in a physical sense, the expo was also closed for an afternoon.
Most of the time is not spent on repairing the grounds, but for arguing and the three chapters of the covenant. In short, when it reopened today, the splashed ink was cleaned, the attack posts on the Internet were gone, and there were high-level professionals squatting at the booths of both sides, looking at each other boredly but not daring to leave.
"Forget about this competition, don't mention it."
All kinds of "children fighting" general "interesting things" continue to be staged, Changping originally occupied the advantage of the crowd, but the central government this time commended the ancient city and other four cities of the "great merit", and issued a document to set up an economic demonstration zone uh, although it feels a bit like a provocation, but now the ancient city they are indeed high-spirited, in all aspects to get rid of the restrictions of Changping.
In this way, how can you honestly obey the other party's arrangement.
You sell jade tobacco in the ancient city, and I sell Changping stone tobacco next door. No? Ready-to-use brand.
You make and sell cars, and I will introduce cash transportation equipment from other state capitals, you. In short, you can't be too successful in this "showcase".
The contradictions between the two sides are naturally "upgraded" in various senses, and Changping, as the organizer, took the lead in using some shady tricks.
You say the display at my counter is too dangerous to be displayed? The display stand can't be left for nothing, I immediately hired two people, a clown and a Batman, and performed wrestling live to attract customers. If Batman wears something other than his underwear and hood, then the Joker doesn't hug his opponent and kiss him, he won't be called to the police to seize it.
Well, if you don't let me exhibit well, then everyone will be exhibited.
The most outrageous thing is that the police were also beaten by their peers, and the person who beat him had a higher police rank than him, and he was a police officer in the ancient city who was specially transferred to be on duty.
The two sides first scolded each other, and then quoted scriptures to show their understanding of the law and order (spray), and finally started a human wave hedge in the name of "reasonable competition of brother units", and there was a combat special service hidden in the ancient city, so he won.
Then the special agent was dragged out by the other party's special service to "make an appointment".
In short, the scene was chaotic, and the two sides showed the level of cats and dogs fighting, kindergarten children spraying, and perfectly demonstrating what is called "peaceful competition between regions".
"We are the strongest." Even in Lu Ping'an's ears, there are still these bear children spraying.
"The capital of Changping Prefecture should naturally be Changping, or you will be laughed at if you don't say it."
"Isn't it Changping who is laughed at? What is the matter with the people of our ancient city? ”
"Actually, it can be renamed Guchengzhou, it's better."
The "young deputies" who are now next to each other are also "greeting" each other clearly.
Lu Ping'an's pretending to be serious and actually distracted like this can be regarded as a clear stream.
"Hey, it's boring enough" Lu Ping'an sighed helplessly, this cat and dog fight, normal people can hide as far as they want.
Although he is a native of the ancient city in all aspects, he really does not have much personal experience of the existence of "pollution" for the "contradictions" between the ancient city and Changping, and the "blood-sucking" and "being blood-sucked" between various cities have become a life-and-death competition.
The two sides have long traced their origins, but they are limited to various reasons, and it is not good to do it directly. But I don't know how much friction there is in private, but it is only a few years ago that Changping was strong and pressured the cities in the state capital to be relatively peaceful.
This time, it's actually the same as before.
High-level combat power is a weapon of the country, and it cannot be taken out casually. It's really dead, and no one can afford the battle damage.
The two sides naturally engaged in "restricted competition" and "agency competition", and "children" and "next generation" are more suitable competition contents.
As a result, there was inexplicably an "individual competition under the age of 30" in this sports meeting, because it really couldn't find a suitable competition system, so it simply created an "exhibition competition" competition system.
But everyone knows that this is what they are competing with the "younger generation" and competing for the future.
This is only one aspect of the competition, but it is the most intuitive. Winners and losers are going to be on TV, and who can afford the humiliation of losing.
Even the "provisional license exam" was involved in it, and it was given the meaning of "competition", and there were already gambling games in the black market, betting on which city had the largest number of licenses.
But helplessly, Lu Ping'an was not only involved in this boring cat and dog war, but also a very important part of it.
"You're just safe all the way?"
"Oh, let's try it"
Lu Ping'an himself, he doesn't remember how many people scratched his neck and threatened him with his fingers, and he would go back to the first few times.
Now he was lazy, holding a cardboard with a middle finger, and when he saw one who came to provoke, he lazily raised the cardboard middle finger and slammed it back.
"Uh, it seems, I'm already famous?"
rejected another invitation to an off-site brawl, and Lu Ping'an realized that he seemed to have become a thorn in the side of many competitors.
(End of chapter)