Chapter 917: Monkey Mountain
Give points, give points, no shame.
No, it's really a shame.
When he spread out the newspaper, Lu Ping'an glanced over, almost straightened, and his mind was full of classic quotations.
On top of this, there are a few men. of nudity.
Yes, male humans, too familiar looks, but look stupid at Lu Ping'an.
The three of them were in a cage, surrounded by reporters taking pictures, some wearing underwear, some wearing nothing, some with serious expressions, some with silent faces, and one hiding his face and crying bitterly.
“.‘ Astound! There are primitive ape creatures among us who have sneaked in', what the hell is this title! ”
Obviously, these are three unlucky bastards exposed, and judging by the sheriffs behind them, they probably haven't been caught by professionals yet.
The creature has no feathers or hair, and is surprisingly ugly, but it doesn't seem to be aggressive."
"The hairless monkeys tried to steal a shop in Jewelry Street, but were caught red-handed by two sheriffs"
We found the third, but it is not excluded that there may be a fourth or fifth hidden between us."
Looking at the content of the article, Lu Ping'an expressed his feelings more and more subtly. This description is like a third-rate tabloid in a horror movie, but even if it repeatedly declares that this "unknown parasite" is terrible, just this photo only gives people a full sense of comical.
"Huh? Hairless monkey again? They're really annoying."
A voice attracted Lu Ping'an's attention, and it turned out to be a local clerk.
Looking at each other with a newspaper in one hand and a lunch box in the other, they should take a lunch break.
"Looks like this isn't the first time"
This is probably not the first thing at all, Lu Ping'an thought about it for a while, found a reason to talk, and asked clearly in a few clicks.
It turns out that the "hairless monkey" has not been spotted once or twice, and it has been in the news several times in the past month.
"They seem to be intelligent creatures that use props to shapeshift, and they have happened in the past, but they have exploded a few times recently."
"They were so poor that they robbed directly, and the sheriff came three minutes later."
Hearing this, Lu Ping'an felt more and more subtle.
It's a big city, which means that prices are quite high, and the cost of living is really not low.
If the outsiders can't adapt to the environment, they will have to find a way to spend all their money. And the security side of this world is particularly powerful.
"It's like a group of supermen who are used to doing whatever they want, forced to fall into the law and can't use their abilities, so they can only work honestly to make money. Well, they don't seem to have the ability to work. ”
A high degree of social development also means that "education" has become the basic condition for employment, and it is too normal for a group of semi-literate people to defy the law in desperation, and as spies, they were caught as thieves and became "ornamental animals" on the headlines, which makes people really unbearable.
Of course, this should be a minority, many excellent professionals have integrated into the surrounding environment, but the stupid things done by a few such fools are really eye-catching.
"Do you want to be rescued?"
At this time, Lu Ping'an was a little hesitant, no matter what, it was a colleague, and it was a little bit to watch them being executed as spies here
Kill? No, as long as they didn't kill anyone, they should be deported like those hairless monkeys before. After all, they don't have legal status, and it seems like there's their ship outside. ”
Well, it is completely inappropriate to deal with criminals, and it is directly treated as an illegal refugee.
"This bunch of idiots."
Looking at the naked men with helpless and sad faces in the photo, Lu Ping'an had nothing to say.
But this also reminded Lu Ping'an and his party again, don't expose it, otherwise the consequences may be similar to these unlucky eggs, and the photos that really made the headlines
"Hey, isn't this the 'old man' Li Da? It's still famous."
The professional life is probably almost over.
Although he thought so, Lu Ping'an went to the newsstand very honestly, intending to collect more jokes and handles, cough cough, news of compatriots.
After all, there may be unlucky people who can take advantage of the fire to rob and need rescue.
Not to mention, Lu Ping'an has really found a lot of them, and in the past two months, twenty or thirty people have been "arrested".
But after the initial hot news, it can only be on the third-rate tabloids, which is because the "camouflage ring" is indeed a bit magical.
No one has been put to death, and most have been deported.
But it seems to have verified another reality, the family background of the "Yu Clan" is thick enough, and they are not hostile to these outsiders at all. This is probably the result of a long period of stability.
Lu Ping'an noticed that on the other side of the low crime rate, the punishment for petty offenders is quite light, and they are basically community labor.
"Here, the comfort is disgusting"
The "beasts" in the jungle are becoming more and more unaccustomed to this kind of life, and they have become more and more anxious in their daily lives, and most of the people in the Lu Ping An team do not have such a "peaceful" life.
Every day, you don't need to think about fighting and progressing, but you don't need to think about how to make money and work, and you don't need to guard against all kinds of accidents when you go out, and you don't even need to recognize lies and fraud.
"I think it's good."
On the contrary, Lu Ping'an is the calmest and most accepting of the status quo, perhaps because in his thoughts, this is what a normal society should look like.
Of course, there is no shortage of work to be done.
In a sense, the current situation of Lu Ping'an and his entourage is like the "last Qing Dynasty" to the "United States", and there is an obvious generation gap to see what, but if it can really be "imported", it is also a great gain for the weaker side.
"Let's make more money."
Lu Ping'an has been looking for the "strange animal" to find, the "Violent Ape Boxing" pointed to the "six-armed ape king", in the local zoo to enjoy the exhibition treatment by the way, next door is the three unlucky eggs, every day to come to see more visitors than to see the old monkey king.
They had to work hard to earn back their living expenses because they damaged public property while escaping and caused minor injuries to a sheriff
In this way? Break off. ”
While talking and laughing, the "tourist" Lu Ping'an happily took out the remodeled camera to earn some performance for these seniors.
He came to visit, and he also stopped by to see the situation closer, and found that their situation was okay, so it was fun to watch.
"2600 stuck? Uh, what an expensive monkey."
Don't get me wrong, Lu Ping'an didn't plan to buy these three "hairless monkeys", and they weren't worth the price.
If it weren't for the fear of being implicated by them, Lu Ping'an would have been able to redeem them in a few dozen clicks.
What he wants to buy is the old monkey king from the local zoo, which may be used as a "guiding target" to be farmed in the courtyard.
But obviously, this high-grade monster is still quite expensive.
"Let's take it slowly."
After hesitating for a moment, considering the tragic experience of his predecessors, Lu Ping'an felt that it was better to give the local sheriff a little face, at least until he found out why they were so efficient.
That puppet's combat effectiveness is indeed very strong, but this ability to track down and solve cases is probably the bigger problem.
At the same time, the compatriots who are still lurking will become more and more cautious in the lurking after they have learned from the past.
This world is too evil, so it's safer not to cross the line honestly.
"Go talk to them, maybe there's something to be gained."
After thinking about it for a while, Lu Ping'an sent a black glove with a bitter face. Facts have proven once again that some agreements cannot be signed casually.
The unlucky guy who was dispatched, full of helplessness and despair, compared with the three unlucky guys for a long time through the iron.
Lu Ping'an thought that Jun A might be exposed because of this, but he didn't expect that no one cared about the fact that in fact, who would care about the little hairy child who compared with the monkey in Monkey Mountain.
Not to mention, this comparison also draws out a little something.
The three men were almost unlucky and were caught on the spot while preparing the "operation funds".
But they really don't eat white food, in order to be able to be out of the "Monkey Mountain", they directly took out the most precious information in their hands.
"The information of those traitors? They were discovered? ”
(End of chapter)