Chapter 33: Please Start Your Performance
"Director of the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau, Nick Fury."
The black braised egg was wearing a black eye patch, black clothes, black pants, black shoes, black gloves, and a long black leather trench coat......
"Wow, who turned the lights off?"
As soon as Tony heard his self-introduction, he exaggeratedly raised his eyebrows and stood up, and a pleasing little mouth opened fire directly:
"I definitely hung up a rest sign when I came in, don't you know that it's rude to come in without permission? Besides, you seem to have eavesdropped on our conversation? ”
He naturally ignored that he also broke in without saying hello, and took out his phone and shook it at Nick Fury, who couldn't see what his face was:
"I think I should ask a lawyer to talk to you."
Nick Fury's lips moved, although Tony Stark was just a little hairy kid in front of him, but he couldn't stand the hard background of others-
His dad is Howard!
Well, although this kid is not clear about the relationship between Howard and the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency, ......
"And the name of your unit is so ugly and too long, do you think that all the people who deal with you like to read poetry?"
Well, this little bastard has to be taken care of, and even if Howard is still alive, he can't stop him.
"It's my way of doing things without telling me, and it's unfortunate that I have this privilege—
If you need legal clearance, I can send a search warrant to your office, Mr. Stark. ”
When Tony heard this, his face twitched directly - how many years has anyone ever eaten him like this?
Well, there are, this guy has done this before.
"It's okay, Tony, you're not fit to deal with him right now."
Oakes slowly stood up and patted Tony on the shoulder - this guy was sorry for him, because he heard Fury report to his home, and thought that he was here to make trouble for himself, so he wanted to block it for himself.
"After all, they are a world organization, and if this group of agents targets you, it will be a lot of delay in making money."
"Can you handle it?"
"Leave it to me."
"Alright, please start your show."
“……”
Tony sat back on the couch and lay down, crossing his legs, but then he heard a sound coming downstairs:
"By the way, what did you just say?!"
Zhang came downstairs with Goo, Moco, and Coco:
"Wow! Mr. Stark, when did you come? ”
"Uh, ten minutes?" Tony shrugged, "Oakes, you have two more pets?" ”
"Well, this chief...... Sponsored by his subordinates. ”
Oakes catches the jumping Gollum and asks the two little guys to follow Zhang first, throwing Gollum to Nick Fury:
"Old friends meet, do you bring gifts?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Nick Fury exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Be careful! ”
"Smack!"
Goo jumped directly onto Nick Fury's left shoulder, stretched out his left paw and touched his blindfold, and then tilted his head arrogantly:
"Meow~"
"What does it say?"
"If you dare to look at Ben Meow empty-handed, don't ask for your other eye."
“……”
Fury is 10,000 percent sure that this guy Oakes is blinding himself.
But fortunately, he was prepared—he quickly pulled one out of the pocket of his fur trench coat...... Cat strips.
"Hey~Goo~ Who's the cutest kitten? Hahaha! ”
"Wow," Tony opened his mouth slightly, "is this guy really the director of that bureau?" ”
"Yes."
Oakes smacked his lips with a toothache, and couldn't help but kindly persuade:
"Be reserved, Mr. Director."
"Ahem......"
Fury hurriedly put Goo down at this time, cooled his face again, took out another box of cat strips, and pointed at Zhang:
"Mr. Zhang, please come over and take Gugu away."
He gestured to the stairs, meaning to let Zhang take his pets upstairs to avoid it.
Zhang hurriedly ran over and hugged Gugu, although he didn't know this big man who looked quite imposing, but it was normal for the boss to talk about things and employees to avoid it.
"Zhang, come and sit down, since everyone is here, I will simply make my words clear today."
Oakes frowned, Fury's style made him a little disliked:
"This is my shop, you are my employee, do what I say."
“…… Yes, Mr. Oakes. ”
Zhang glanced at Nick Fury, who frowned slightly, and Tony, who gloated, and moved a chair and sat next to the sofa with three small ones.
"Mr. Director, please."
Gesturing to Nick Fury, Oakes walked over to Tony's couch and sat down next to him:
"My partner." He gestured to Tony, who was holding his chin up.
"My staff." Then he pointed to Zhang, who remained well-behaved.
"My pets," he said, gesturing to the three little ones who were looking at the three little ones who were looking at the place, "So, Mr. Director, what are you here to know today?" ”
"It's a good battle."
Nick Fury walked over to the couch across from Oakes without the slightest unnaturalness and sat down:
"Like Mr. Stark, I'm interested in your ability to travel to and from the Amazon rainforest without a travel record—"
Before he could finish speaking, Tony shouted:
"You investigate me?!"
"I just found a record of the military's inquiry."
Fury glanced coldly at the annoyed Tony:
"We are a world body, and the U.S. military needs our assistance in many things, don't worry, Mr. Stark, I won't report Colonel Rhodes."
"Very good, it seems that I need to suggest that the military improve the information secrecy measures!"
Tony was even more annoyed, investigating Rhodes was more annoyed than investigating him.
"I'll talk about that later, then Mr. Oakes."
Fury seems to have grasped the initiative in the conversation, and the momentum is compelling:
"Although my two subordinates have very good evaluation results, I am a person who likes to get to the bottom of it."
"Not bad habits, especially as a Secret Service Chief."
Oakes was not angry at Fury's aggressiveness, he smiled slightly, patted Tony's arm, and signaled him to calm down:
"Tony, I'm talking about business right now – in the United States, successful deals tend to be between the two sides taking what they need, right?"
"Of course, the bigger the businessman, the less likely he is to ask the other party to hand over things like a ruffian."
Tony snorted and glanced contemptuously at Fury, who was expressionless:
"We will conclude the deal at a price that is acceptable to both parties, and the process of negotiating the price is a very deep science."
"I think Tony has a point, so Director Fury, at what price are you going to buy my 'scoop'?"
Oakes leaned forward slightly, to be honest, he had been unhappy with this guy for a long time.
Who doesn't know how many secrets he has? Ha!
At least, you don't know who you're working for, right?