Chapter 1: Hu Nianzu's Grief
The spring breeze is slow, and the spring flowers are blooming.
Now it is the time of early spring, the wind is still mixed with a few wisps of cold wind, this place is the north, the first month has just passed, ordinary people still have to wear cotton jackets to keep out the cold, otherwise they have to be blown by the cold wind and dyed the wind cold, but in a large courtyard in the town, a group of children look at the young ones are only seven or eight years old, and the big ones are only eleven or twelve years old, but everyone is naked, not afraid of the cold wind, everyone is full of red color, sweating.
"You stinky boys, let Lao Tzu hear clearly, your age is a good age to work hard, if you don't work hard, you can only be an inferior person at that time, do some trivial things for others, and suffer from the eyes of others, and if you practice well, you will not only glorify your ancestors, but also be that person's master, enjoy endless glory and wealth, and even Lao Tzu will have to look at your color at that time. ”。 The person who spoke was a bald head, about forty years old, but he was powerful, his arms were like dragons, the green tendons on his arms were protruding, and his palms were full of calluses.
This bald head is the head of the martial arts hall in this town, named Hu Nianzu, but the name is a rude and reckless man, in addition to the kung fu of his hands and feet, he can't read a basket of watermelon characters, he is a reckless character who loves to compare himself to heroes.
There were more than 20 of these children, divided into three rows, all of them honestly tied up their horses, raised their arms flat, clenched their fists and squatted flat, and they didn't dare to wipe them when they sweated, for fear that they would be discovered by Hu Nianzu and punished again.
"You are all children of ordinary people, there is no panacea, there is no advanced martial arts, everything has to rely on yourself, work hard, Lao Tzu was also a poor boy back then, but he relied on his own efforts to open this martial arts hall, who in the town is not respectfully shouting Hu Yingying. Saying that, Hu Nianzu took off his vest, his sturdy upper body had perfect muscle lines, and there were more than a dozen sword scars.
"Yes", more than 20 children stared at this Hu Nianzu with envy, this scar is the glory of a man, if he is white and pure, it will be laughed at.
Hu Nianzu looked at the children below with satisfaction, and the envious gaze below made him very useful.
"Sect Leader Hu, can you lift the stone lock over there? We've seen that Xiao Sect Head in the town can lift such a big stone lock. The older children below shouted, and the rest of the children stopped their movements when they heard them say this, all staring at Hu Nianzu.
This Hu Nianzu is good at everything, but he can't stand the agitation of others, he glared at the tiger, blushed and roared with a thick neck, "His grandmother's, who said that Lao Tzu can't lift it, that little girl's skin can be lifted, and Lao Tzu can raise it with one hand" said and looked around, and saw the stone lock in the corner of the yard.
Hu Nianzu walked over slowly, and couldn't help but curse in his heart, his grandmother's, this time the cowhide was blown up, this stone lock has four or five hundred catties, usually Lao Tzu has to raise it with both hands, just now he was angry for a while, but he blew a big cowhide, how is this good, forget it, Lao Tzu said one or two, it's a big deal to fight with his grandmother, otherwise this person will lose a lot.
As soon as he thought of this, Hu Nianzu didn't care about anything else, took a sharp breath, and drank, although Hu Nianzu was a martial artist, he also used some small means, first with both arms, he suddenly mentioned it on the stone lock, and then put down his left hand, because of his burly figure, plus his back to everyone, the children behind him also saw it carelessly, so they all thought that Hu Nianzu raised the stone lock with one hand, and they were all amazed.
"Look clearly, Lao Tzu is really one-handed lifted, this stone lock is four or five hundred catties, ordinary martial artists are difficult to move their hands, Lao Tzu can be raised with one hand, and he can be called a hero. Hu Nianzu blushed, and said stiffly with a thick neck.
"Hehe, you're bald and pretty good at cheating, I obviously saw you raise your hands and put down your hand, but you still have to pretend to be a good man here, deceiving children, and I'm not ashamed. ”。
When Hu Nianzu heard this, he was angry, he hated others the most in his life and said that he was pretending to be a good man, and today he bragged about the cowhide, and made some small means to let people see it, and publicized it, how to do it in the future, there is no place to put this face, and when he looked up, he saw a black and thin child in a dog hole in the corner of the courtyard, dressed in tatters, his hair was messy, and he looked like a little beggar.
"You fuck, you stinky boy, which eye saw Lao Tzu's hands, obviously raised with one hand, you kid dare to talk nonsense, be careful that Lao Tzu beats you with four meat and eight vegetables. ”。 This Hu Nianzu used the means, but he was not the one who couldn't say it, but this thing was disgraceful, so he could only yell at the little beggar.
The little beggar was not afraid when he heard this, but went directly into the yard, hehe smiled, scratched his head, a pair of black eyes rolled around, came to Hu Nianzu's side, patted his body, Hu Nianzu lowered his head, only to hear the little beggar laugh and said, "Hehe, bald! I can see it clearly, you call yourself a hero, but you are blowing nonsense, those children behind you are all looking at it, if I publicize it, saying that you are a person who does not learn and has no skills, and will only deceive children, what do you say those people behind will think of you?"
Hu Nianzu was angry and wanted to attack, but looking at the children behind him, they were still looking at the two of them, and there was a suspicion in their eyes, if this matter was not handled well today, it would be bad for a lifetime of wisdom, and Hu Nianzu had no choice but to touch his head, and said in a low voice, "You are a little ghost, don't slander people's innocence, Lao Tzu is obviously a stone lock raised by one hand just now, you dare to talk nonsense, be careful of Lao Tzu beating you." ”。
"Hehe, adults beat children, bullying people and young, when the time comes, I will lie on the ground and roll, yelling at you to bully children, I am afraid that your face will be thrown into the stinky ditch. ", the little beggar sneered.
Hu Nianzu couldn't stop bluffing him, and he wanted to do it when he stared at him, but he thought about it again, no, this little beggar is only seven or eight years old, and Lao Tzu, a man in his forties, will do it with him.
"Fuck, what the hell do you want. ”。
"I don't want to do anything, as long as you take me to a big meal, I may forget about today's events when I am full. ”。 Speaking of the meat, the little beggar finally said the purpose, these days of wandering, hungry, already hungry, today happened to see this naturally to extort a big meal, thinking about it and drooling.
Hu Nianzu exhaled lightly, compared to his own face, this matter of eating and drinking was naturally a trivial matter, nodded to the little beggar, and signaled that he agreed.
Seeing Hu Nianzu nodding, the little beggar was naturally pleased, and hurriedly shouted, "My obedient, I didn't see it clearly just now, but now when I walk in, I see that Hu Jiaotou actually lifted this stone lock with only three fingers, he is really a big hero, a big hero." ”。 Saying that, he patted his chest, his eyes were also big, and he was impressed by Hu Nianzu's expression, which can be described as difficult to fall in love with the play, knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing their hearts, this little beggar has a vivid expression, and his acting is also lifelike, all the children were frightened by him, and they all looked at Hu Nianzu with adoring eyes.
Hu Nianzu was looked at by so many adoring eyes, and couldn't help but blush, and said that he had blown a big cowhide by lifting the stone lock with one hand, and this little bastard boasted that I raised it with three fingers, and I was not afraid that this cowhide would be blown up. However, being worshiped by so many children, it will be very face-saving to say this matter in the future, so this Hu Nianzu is also arrogant, and laughed.
"What's this, this stone lock is very light, Lao Tzu just used eight points of strength, it's all children's play, it's not worth mentioning." ”。
The so-called sedan chair carries people, and the little beggar doesn't taunt him anymore, and now he is most concerned about putting big fish and meat on the table, and eating him well for three days and three nights.
The little beggar patted Hu Nianzu's waist, smiled wickedly, looked like a villain, and snuggled at Chunfeng Building, the largest restaurant in the town.
Although this Hu Nianzu is not good at kung fu, but he loves to compare himself to heroes and heroes, and he pays attention to saying the same, he looked down at this little beggar, his clothes were dirty, there were holes everywhere, and he was barefoot, you must know that it is early spring, although it is not a snowy sky, the freezing season, but the cold wind at night can also freeze to death, remembering that his parents died early, and when he was a child, he also had a meal without a meal, and his heart was suddenly soft.
Putting on a coarse cloth coat, he didn't dislike the little beggar for being dirty, took his little hand and went to the backyard, and came to the house to pour a bucket of hot water for him, "It's not that Lao Tzu broke his promise, but if you go to the restaurant in this dress, not only you, but even Lao Tzu will be kicked out, let alone eat and drink, you wash up first, and then take you over." Saying that, he went out to prepare clothes for this little beggar, this martial arts hall specializes in teaching some children basic skills, children are stubborn, and they have to damage a lot of clothes in ordinary games and fights, and the martial arts hall has specially purchased a batch of practice clothes.
This Hu Nianzu went to the warehouse to rummage, turned out an old clothes, and was about to take it, but after thinking about it, no, the little slippery head has sharp teeth, if Lao Tzu gives him this old clothes, he will definitely be laughed at again, saying that Lao Tzu has a small belly and chicken intestines, and he is reluctant to give him good clothes, this is not a tainted name of Lao Tzu, anyway, he will be slaughtered, and he doesn't care about this extra clothes, Lao Tzu treats this little beggar well, and when the time comes, others will say that Lao Tzu is generous, hehe.
Thinking about this, Hu Nianzu was naturally unambiguous, and took out the best clothes, which were made of silk, and were originally used for those businessmen who had two spare money at home, but for the sake of face, he had played tricks before and was seen by the little beggar, if he was stingy at this time, he would definitely look down on him.
took the clothes to the house, the little beggar was almost washed, the original bucket of water became black water, and there was a child lying on the bed, isn't it the little beggar.
"You're fucking welcome, and you're lying on the bed, oh, take this dress and put it on, don't say that Lao Tzu has treated you badly, and what is your name, Lao Tzu can't always call you a stinky boy. ”。 Hu Nianzu threw down his clothes angrily, sat at the table, and asked with a pair of tiger eyes.
"Do you say that my surname is a big name? My name is Xiaobao, I remember that my mother always called me Bao'er, Bao'er's, as for the honorable surname, alas, what else do you need to have a respectful surname, you just call me Xiaobao, haha, and new clothes. ”。 Xiaobao stroked the dress with bright eyes, which was more comfortable than touching the woman's thighs, after all, there were a bunch of women's thighs on the street, and the children were grinding and grinding to provoke them to leave, and this new dress was still the first time it had been worn, wasn't it rare to be tight.
"You still have a big name, you bastard boy speaks upside down, hurry up and put on your clothes, and prepare to go to the Spring Breeze Pavilion. ”。 Looking at this child, he couldn't even remember his surname, Hu Nianzu couldn't bear to be angry with him, urged him, and went out of the room with the bucket.