Chapter 68: Tony's Birthday Party

"Dude, I'll tell you!"

Malibu Seaview Villa, Tony Stark's birthday party is in full swing, and on the balcony, Tony is holding Oaks, who is flushed and waving a wine bottle vigorously, looking helpless.

"Nick Fury: He's a slut!

I...... My mother knows that he is shameless, but he is a dignified S.H.I.E.L.D. ...... The director actually slapped himself in the face...... Do it too! ”

"Gollum ......"

Oakes lifted the bottle and emptied the last sip of the finest whiskey, burped a long aftertaste, gritted his teeth and dropped the bottle, holding Tony's shoulder and shaking it:

"Huh? Can you imagine? What about the festival? There is no festival in the braised eggs of the special mother, how many dollars a pound of the braised eggs?

Secret Service Chief? Yes, that's right, he's a bastard, a liar, a bastard!

he、tui~! ”

"Wow, wow, wow~ Oakes, good buddy, braised eggs...... Poof......"

Tony almost didn't laugh, this was the first time he had seen such an Oakes, and only this time did he feel that the other party was really a young man who couldn't hold his breath:

"Well, I mean, how the hell did he offend you?"

"I ...... Belch!

He was going to put sand in my tech company, and I slapped him in the back and made a deal with him, but he sent an extra agent to the Benevolence Society!

Although no matter how many people he sends from the Rende Society, he only works for me, but he is disgusting with me! ”

Oakes' eyes widened and he stared at Tony, giving him goosebumps:

"Hey, hey, man...... Is it because you like men?!

But can I find someone else to help you......"

"Tony, Tony, Tony...... It's time for you to get out of the way! ”

With a wave of his hand, Oakes pointed east—in the direction of New York:

"That blonde beauty! Tony, soak her! Soak her up! You...... You've helped me out of this bad breath! ”

"Huh?"

Tony craned his neck and looked carefully at the balcony door—Pepper seemed to be talking to Rod and hadn't paid attention.

Relieved, Tony was a little nervous:

"Blonde babes? Nick Fury's agent? Very challenging...... What's her name? ”

"Huh? Call...... Call...... Well, Sharon Carter! Yes! ”

"Poof!"

Oakes fell to the ground, and Tony's hand softened as he was distracted.

"Uh...... Sorry, but I've got Pepper already, well, I've been short of inspiration lately, no, it's just a lot of inspiration...... I think you need to take a break. ”

Tony took a deep breath and thought of Aunt Peggy, who had just returned to Brooklyn to recuperate, and then thought of the fact that he only learned two days ago-

His father, Howard Stark, is one of the founders of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Aunt Peggy's closest comrade-in-arms......

He finally knew why his father was repaired so badly, and it was definitely not just because he was molesting a female subordinate.

Dad can't deal with Aunt Peggy, and of course he can't deal with her niece, which is a matter of course, and nothing strange.

Sure enough, I still have to stay away from the women of the Carter family-

And the two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents of the Rende Society, one is the niece of the Carter family, and the other is a disciple of the Carter family......

"Hehe, Oakes, you beg for your own blessings!"

"Hoo ......"

A long gasp startled him, and when he looked back, Tony saw that Oakes had crawled up, a circle of emerald green light circling around him.

"Shhh...... It hurts, who is so lacking in virtue to drop the wine bottle here?! ”

Oakes dispels his alcoholism, then heals the wound cut by the glass shards, and his movements stiffen.

"Remembered?"

Tony grinned:

"What a useful ability...... Can you cheat like this when you drink? ”

He decided not to mention what had just happened.

"Ahem......"

Oakes quickly tidied up his meter, coughed lightly, and gave Tony a warning "you know" look:

"Your life was saved, I drank so much because I was happy for you."

"Thank you so much."

Oakes saw the shiny triangular new elemental reactor on Tony's chest and touched his chin:

"It seems that clean energy revenues will soon make up for or even significantly exceed your losses in the military industry...... But what are you going to do with the military? ”

"Hah! It's my birthday, so let's talk about something happy, okay? ”

A haze flashed across Tony's face, and then he became arrogant again:

"I didn't have the energy to play with them, but now it's different!"

He patted the new reactor on his chest, with great confidence:

"Break through the shackles of the reactor, and soon, the previous armors will be eliminated!"

"Then why don't you give them a set of old stuff to gag their mouths?"

Oakes asked coldly, causing Tony's face to stiffen.

"What?"

"Before the party started, I saw Rhodes—

He was under tremendous pressure to come up with a solution within 24 hours, and seeing that you were back to normal, he was clearly ready to disobey. ”

Tony looked at Oakes' smiling little face and couldn't help but snort hard:

"You looked cuter when you were drunk, Teddy Bear Baby!"

"Hey!"

"Wait...... Let me think about it...... This is important! ”

Tony didn't give Ochsdo a chance to speak, and just walked back and forth in place, struggling.

But Oakes knew exactly what he would have chosen.

Although he is very uninterested in the U.S. military, Rhodes is still quite good, and the lack of a joker in the Avengers will undoubtedly be much more boring.

And now that Tony is not worried about his life, it is still the most effective, quickest, and least costly way to solve the social skepticism he is currently experiencing, and he himself understands it.

Strictly speaking, Oakes' proposal is just a step down for the tsundere Tony.

"Shet! Those idiots, don't try to get a piece of armor from me! ”

Tony scolded under his breath before glaring at Oakes fiercely:

"I only give this thing to my friends...... But it's not yours! ”

"I don't want ...... I'm natural, not metalpunk! ”

Oakes pouted:

"Rod?"

"Well, only the oldest one!"

"Anyway, the authorization is in your hands, and they can't even copy it."

Tony took a deep breath:

"Damn it! I didn't even receive a birthday present! It makes no sense to send things out now! ”

"Oh Tony...... We've known each other for so many years, and you've received less gifts from me? ”

Tony turned his head sharply, and Rhodes had just closed the balcony door - just because he was wearing a black suit that blended in with the environment, and Tony hadn't even noticed his presence just now.

"Phew! Steal the fun! Also, if you don't have any weapons and equipment, you can figure it out yourself! ”

He rolled his eyes angrily, and suddenly came up with a good idea:

"By the way, I want Congressman Stern to give me a medal!"

But no one paid any attention to him.

Oakes and Rod gave a high-five:

"Congratulations."

"Thank you."

“…… You two, together you count me?! ”

Tony opened his mouth wide and couldn't help but wave his fist fiercely when he saw Oakes and Rod smiling the same:

"What about the festival? Bastards, liars, bastards!

he、tui~! ”